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  1. Using the dinosaur filter while celebrating birthday didn't go well

    74300 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2018

  2. I think I found the happiest lamb of all time

    74295 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2018

  3. New Zealand.

    74215 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2018

  4. This is an advertised video on Youtube, currently showing up at the top of the front page for me, that's promising kids they can play Fortnite on their phones if they just "install a few other apps to unlock it." Why is a video designed to scam children allowed to be advertised, YouTube?

    74128 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2018

  5. Happiness level - dad

    73800 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2018

  6. My daughter looks like a mom that regrets all her life decisions.

    73644 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2018

  7. Nice trick

    73509 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2018

  8. This otter has an upvote shaped nose.

    73086 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2018

  9. Bored walking around Hobbycraft with my girlfriend and did the most British thing possible...She thought I was immature but I think I’m hilarious!

    73038 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2018

  10. Coolest Bus Driver Prevents Pedestrian Accident

    72991 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2018

  11. TIL of Joy Milne, the woman who can smell Parkinson's. In one test, she was given 12 t-shirts, 6 from those who have Parkinson's and 6 from those without. She identified 11 of them but was adamant that one control subject had Parkinson's. 8 months later that subject was diagnosed with Parkinson's.

    72818 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2018

  12. When your teacher and door have quests for you

    72770 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2018

  13. When you find out you're pregnant

    72744 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2018

  14. The intensity of this rainbow refracted through my aquarium

    72321 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2018

  15. This is what a $239 textbook, never opened and still in plastic, looks like after being returned to the same bookstore that I purchased it from.

    72184 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2018

  16. Thanks, Google Translate

    71844 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2018

  17. rapid-fire cigar box juggling (sort of looks like he has 3 hands

    71811 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2018

  18. We're lucky that our bodies require sleep, otherwise our cultures would have us working 16-20 hour days.

    71640 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2018

  19. The older man was paused at the top of an escalator afraid to hop on. This young man offered the simplest kindness: an out-reached arm and a "can I help you on, sir?"

    71574 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2018

  20. Boy asks for permission before knocking out Putin

    71053 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2018

  21. Sylvester Stallone still has the turtles from Rocky they are currently 44 years old

    70964 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2018

  22. This awesome, awesome shirt.

    70770 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2018

  23. My kitten keeps bringing us leaves she caught in the garden as presents. Today she was especially proud of this Very Big One.

    70680 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2018

  24. The McDonald's self serve experience

    70420 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2018

  25. The face of innocence

    70256 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2018

  26. TIL that the moon is 1/400th the size of the sun but also 1/400th the distance from Earth which results in the moon and the sun being the same size in the sky, a coincidence not shared by any other known planet-moon combination.

    70131 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2018

  27. This Guy Uses Ordinary Objects to Complete his Artwork

    70078 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2018

  28. If everyone is special, no one is.

    69683 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2018

  29. Google review of the Chernobyl sarcophagus

    69423 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2018

  30. Good girl came to check on me after I dropped something really loudly in the middle of the night...and brought me gift just in case

    69286 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2018

  31. I eat lunch outside everyday with my dog. Work isn’t always great, but this 30 minutes is something I always look forward to.

    69227 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2018

  32. My 8th annual metaphoto with Adam Savage... and banana for scale

    68987 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2018

  33. A family wanted to have their picture taken with former President George W. Bush and former First Lady Laura. President Bush took the Bonner’s family smartphone and looking around for someone to snap the picture tapped President Obama on the shoulder and asked him to do the honors.

    68890 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2018

  34. TIL On September 8, 2009, Sgt. Dakota Meyer disobeyed a direct order to pull back from his position so he could rescue wounded soldiers from a firefight a mile away. He ended up going back five times, saving the lives of 36 soldiers, saying “That’s what you do for a brother”.

    68888 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2018

  35. "So i came home to a surprise.."

    68833 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2018

  36. North Face stole my photo and put it on their shirts without asking

    68618 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2018

  37. Here’s a Where’s Waldo I think you’ll all enjoy!

    68574 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2018

  38. Not even safe in Super Mario 64...

    68529 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2018

  39. Left : 17 July 2017, morbidly obese / Right : today, 60 kilos less 😊

    68388 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2018

  40. Boop

    68228 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2018

  41. A bit overprotective

    68187 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2018

  42. TIL that Ernie Hudson, who played Winston Zeddmore in Ghostbusters, auditioned for the same charracter in the animated series two years later, but didnt get the part because they didn't think he sounded enough like Winston from the movie.

    68025 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2018

  43. Truth has been spoken

    67871 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2018

  44. Anything is possible with Mobile Apps

    67814 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2018

  45. I shall call her... Mini Me

    67800 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2018

  46. Got bamboozled again

    67792 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2018

  47. Greeting your best bud after school.

    67571 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2018

  48. The 18th day of the protests in Armenia, 250,000 strong

    67530 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2018

  49. A moment of silence

    67470 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2018

  50. TIL 1.5 yrs after Norm Macdonald was fired from Saturday Night Live, he was asked back to host. In his opening monologue he asked "How did I go from not being funny enough, to being so funny I'm hosting the damn show? Then it occured to me. I haven't gotten funnier - the show has gotten really bad."

    67410 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2018

  51. Playing with lenses

    67252 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2018

  52. One lesson

    67198 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2018

  53. The crab fighting simulator I never knew I wanted

    67130 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2018

  54. The 'Spider-Man' of Paris holding his honors

    67123 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2018

  55. The school asked each child to bring a fish

    66995 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2018

  56. My last walk on the beach with my pup

    66976 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2018

  57. my raincoat reveals a floral pattern when wet

    66897 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2018

  58. This adorable proposal.

    66767 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2018

  59. TIL Steve Jobs believed that his commitment to vegan diets meant his body was flushed of mucus and he was free from body odor, so he didn't need to wear deodorant or shower regularly. His former coworkers quote that he was 'very, very wrong'

    66764 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2018

  60. Make her do 52 years to compensate for both men

    66761 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2018

  61. My physics teacher retires today, here he is day 1 on the job 30 years ago

    66500 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2018

  62. So the person driving in front of me on the highway today didn't close his toolbox all the way...

    66314 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2018

  63. Adorable Transformers cosplay

    66222 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2018

  64. This piano I made out of random rocks

    66191 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2018

  65. His wiggle was too strong

    66176 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2018

  66. Office Perspective?!

    66113 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2018

  67. My painted graduation cap

    66080 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2018

  68. too easy mac

    66042 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2018

  69. Crafting level: Maxed

    66016 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2018

  70. God of War sales top 3.1M units in just three days!

    65961 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2018

  71. Long exposure of some incense today

    65931 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2018

  72. Every Game On Steam

    65865 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2018

  73. Grow your weed in a wheelbarrow, so when the cops come you can run away with it. That’s what grandma always said.

    65814 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2018

  74. Why aren't people more aware?

    65776 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2018

  75. Penguin chasing a butterfly

    65703 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2018

  76. Activists burn a giant effigy of Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte and it looks f*cking sick

    65602 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2018

  77. That time Fresh Prince got real about discrimination among black people for not being "black enough"

    65529 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2018

  78. This is Milton and his two front toofers

    65510 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2018

  79. Guy signs "walkies" to his deaf dog

    65499 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2018

  80. Fallout 76 – Official Teaser Trailer

    65303 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2018

  81. Some men never grow up

    65178 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2018

  82. Instead of a bible, my hotel room in Philadelphia has the Constitution and Declaration of Independence.

    65175 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2018

  83. Apologies Accepted.

    65154 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2018

  84. A Ghanaian wedding.

    65106 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2018

  85. This endcap at the store today

    65013 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2018

  86. When you realize you won't make the corner

    64956 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2018

  87. Hey i can do that too.

    64937 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2018

  88. I feel personally attacked

    64650 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2018

  89. Just built this monster over the last couple week, she’s a beauty if I do say so myself!

    64641 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2018

  90. going to work on monday morning

    64480 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2018

  91. Gamestop Dev support

    64432 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2018

  92. Watching a graduation ceremony is like sitting through a movie thats entirely end credits

    64158 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2018

  93. Halo starships size comparison

    64125 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2018

  94. TIL the so-called 'Autism Epidemic' isn't an epidemic at all but rather an increase in reported incidents due to a growing awareness of autism and changes to the condition’s diagnostic criteria.

    63895 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2018

  95. Kid with disability uses it to his advantage as a mad max cosplay

    63822 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2018

  96. The photo is of a young granddaughter watching her grandfather break into tears at her school's Veterans Day Assembly. This photo will be displayed in Caelum Gall this October!

    63794 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2018

  97. Bus drivers in Japan have taken to the streets in an unusual form of protest. While technically on strike, they are continuing to drive their routes while refusing to take fares from passengers.

    63780 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2018

  98. Hanging in a pizzeria in Stockholm, Sweden

    63773 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2018

  99. This Little girl turns 13 today

    63710 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2018

  100. TIL the Vietnam Memorial was designed by a 21 year old architecture student for a class project. She got a B+ despite winning the national competition.

    63696 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2018