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  1. People who haven't pooped in 2019 yet, why are you still holding on to last years shit?

    177504 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  2. The force is strong with this mom...

    176429 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019

  3. After the beautiful NYE photos; workers who clean up all the mess after the party in Times Square deserve some respect too

    170198 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  4. My parents denied me vaccinations as a child. Today, I was finally able to take my health into my own hands!

    169547 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019

  5. My friend’s cousin stayed home New Year’s night so he could spend it with his sister.

    160982 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019

  6. They said no margarita glasses can go outside, so he found a way around it

    145465 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  7. I am that guy that makes sculptures in Minecraft. Here is my latest, and only sculpture for 2018. I call it "Aquasomnia"

    140457 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  8. Happy new year!

    139958 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  9. Red vs Blue was ahead of it's time

    138310 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019

  10. His favorite spot when traveling.

    136821 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019

  11. Story Driven Rpgs...

    136705 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  12. This is why you need to put your cart back in the corral when you're finished with it

    136166 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  13. My hand painted moon mural for my baby

    135774 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  14. Franklin Davis, a homeless Vietnam veteran, sweeps the Vietnam Veterans Memorial during the government shutdown

    134938 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  15. Little bro had been saving up for a PS4, so big bro surprises him with one on his birthday.

    134483 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  16. Kesha shows off her freckles in makeup-free selfie

    129982 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  17. Dad is fooled by water bottle magic trick

    127028 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  18. My friend and I replaced Christmas with Brucemas, where we exchange Bruce Willis themed gifts each year. I win forever. (and yes it's real)

    124499 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019

  19. Iceland just announced that every Icelander over the age of 18 automatically become organ donors with ability to opt out. How do you feel about this?

    123084 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  20. This has potential

    122949 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  21. Los Angeles Teachers go on Strike for the first time in 30 Years

    122904 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  22. Living his best life

    122795 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  23. Girls don't compliment guys because they're likely to take it non-platonically, guys take it non-platonically because it happens so infrequently they don't know how to handle it

    121381 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  24. The 10 year challenge we should be interested in

    119912 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  25. Festivals are so awesome

    119797 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  26. Man who was wrongly convicted for murder at age 14 gets exonerated after 27 years in prison.

    119716 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019

  27. TIL that Willie, a parrot, alerted its owner, Megan Howard, when the toddler she was babysitting began to choke. Megan was in the bathroom, the parrot began screaming "mama, baby" while flapping its wings as the child turned blue. Megan rushed over and performed the Heimlich, saving the girls life.

    119712 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  28. Dad level 9000

    119613 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  29. [Image] Jonah Hill on doing stuff that used to make you insecure.

    118742 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  30. I needed my wife and daughters to smile during a photo shoot, so I told a dad joke.

    118560 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  31. Grenade!

    118169 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  32. Let me just check whos running in this race

    117896 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019

  33. I flew all the way from Canada to LA and won my first award for a short film I wrote and directed. It’s not much but it’s a lot to me.

    117599 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  34. 11 babies have been born in Antarctica, and none of them died as infants, meaning Antarctica has the lowest infant mortality rate at 0%

    117366 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  35. Homeowner snags purse from package thief's car

    116753 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  36. TIL Kate Winslet keeps her Oscar in the bathroom so her guests can hold it and make acceptance speeches in the mirror without feeling self conscious

    114757 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  37. Every single Nintendo game from 1985-2000

    114128 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  38. Best use of the wall

    113895 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  39. Hasan Minhaj responds after Netflix pulls episode of his comedy show in Saudi Arabia - “Clearly, the best way to stop people from watching something is to ban it, make it trend online, and then leave it up on Youtube.”

    113268 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019

  40. He's 6'9", she's 5'1". Together they patrol Cairns, Australia.

    111156 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019

  41. Every day my parents play Mario Kart 64 to see who will make a cuppa tea. They’ve done this religiously since 2001.

    110697 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019

  42. Meanwhile At The White House

    110368 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  43. In 2015 I lost my wife to cancer. We spent our honeymoon in a cabin off the Oregon coast. Before she passed she said she just wanted to see the ocean w/me again. We never made it. I got the same cabin on our anniversary and spread her ashes in the ocean behind it. This was our cozy place.

    110230 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  44. We should actually do this

    109633 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  45. May's Brexit Deal Defeated 202-432

    109571 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  46. Puppy I found in the oilfields of West Texas. Named him Dobby

    109310 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  47. StarWarsTheory creates a Darth Vader fan film, hires a composer to create original music, and doesn't monetize the video. Warner Chappell is falsely copyright claiming the video's music and monetizing it for themselves.

    109009 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  48. Every day I point the camera at the couch when I leave for work, so I can capture their snuggles.

    108565 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  49. The best thing of Gaming

    108021 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019

  50. Covering a story at an animal shelter, a journalist was grabbed by this dog and wouldn't let go. The journalist eventually adopted him!

    107427 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  51. the line waiting to get through TSA security at the Atlanta airport this morning

    107080 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  52. Our cat is obsessed with blanket forts, so we made him this. He has wares, if you have coin.

    107072 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  53. My cat realizing I am watching him do what I have repeatedly told him not to do

    106603 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  54. Cleaning out my great grandmothers mobile home and just found this. In disbelief.

    106588 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  55. Best anti-Brexit sign goes to

    106435 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019

  56. When you’re at a party but you find the dog

    105848 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  57. My Wii U was gathering dust so I donated it to the local paediatric oncology unit. Now the kids can play Mario during long chemotherapy sessions.

    105000 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  58. On a comment thread about UPS and USPS workers

    104925 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019

  59. Grown men playing with toy planes, what’s wrong wi...... I’ll have 2 please

    104274 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  60. I did a photo shoot with my bionic arm, and it makes me look like a Bond villain.

    103574 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  61. My wife was diagnosed with brest cancer at 7 mo pregant, started chemo 7 weeks ago and gave birth to a healthy baby boy early this morning! She is more beautiful than ever.

    102769 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  62. The madlad actually did it

    102694 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  63. One cup of sand from every beach and desert I visited over the past 3 years.

    102554 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  64. Families of Sandy Hook shooting victims win legal victory in lawsuit against InfoWars, Alex Jones

    101937 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  65. Friendly Traffic Stop

    101933 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019

  66. Kids now a days will never know the pain of having to find that obscure cave without a marker.

    101723 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  67. Petition to rename this sub r/WhiteHouseDinners

    101274 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  68. Ready Player 2

    101122 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019

  69. Eating breakfast at a small cafe when this little guy hopped on the table

    100726 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  70. Now that’s how you open a beer!

    100711 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  71. Every day my parents play Mario Kart 64 to see who makes a cuppa tea. They've done this religiously since 2001.

    100065 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019

  72. Man surprises his wife of 67 years with a new diamond ring after she lost her wedding ring at the nursing home

    99808 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  73. I painted somebody's mom

    98991 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019

  74. Safety glasses saved this guy's eye while angle grinding

    98959 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  75. The internet both almost killed off the postal service with email and then made it more needed than ever with online delivery

    98360 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019

  76. Golden Globes: 'Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse' Wins Best Animated Feature

    97240 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  77. The legendary snow gun

    97002 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  78. Smashing while we wait for our daughter. Thanks Nintendo!

    96661 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  79. Google earth is one of the most incredible things ever created by man but is taken for granted as if it were nothing.

    96460 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019

  80. Andrew Cairney from Glasglow, Scotland loading all nine of The Ardblair Stones

    96411 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  81. Same same

    96225 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  82. "You're just not smelling it properly" he said, as he shoved the buds up my nose.

    95297 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019

  83. Jack Nicholson preparing for one of the most memorable scenes in movie history [1979]

    95220 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  84. Just a regular day in Grindelwald, Switzerland.

    95058 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  85. That's how you scape from being robbed!

    94970 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  86. Brutal honesty is better than ghosting

    94953 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019

  87. President Trump Directed His Attorney To Lie To Congress About The Moscow Tower Project

    94829 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019

  88. Our solar system in 2018, a composition from pictures i was able to take from my backyard

    94651 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019

  89. Good guy delivery man rethinks placement and hides package

    94627 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  90. TIL that during the filming of the Sound of Music, the city of Salzburg refused to allow Nazi flags to be hung off buildings for filming. The director threatened to instead use real newsreel footage of the city enthusiastically greeting Hitler. The city quickly backpedalled and allowed the shot.

    94133 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019

  91. I took a photo of my friend.

    94112 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  92. My brother made a video making fun of our hometown and somehow made it to the front page of the local paper

    93399 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  93. My brother recently bought an acerage that has a bit of a rat problem. His other two dogs chased off any cats they tried to adopt. So he did the most logical thing and adopted a rat terrier. Bella is doing a great job so far!

    93254 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019

  94. Proof that Disney is running out of ideas

    93237 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  95. Pet the kitty

    93139 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  96. TIL Hershey's does not meet the legal minimum cocoa content to be described as chocolate in Britain

    92750 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019

  97. Moose looks like he belongs on a wanted poster

    92742 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  98. This coffee mug in my doctor's office telling it like it is.

    92659 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  99. Activision adds "shaming markers" to non Season Pass owners in BO4, hoping the Season Pass owners would peer-pressure them to buy a pass. Sadly for them, they outnumber Season Pass owners greatly.

    91444 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019

  100. Probably posting too early for the Americans to see this

    91066 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019