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  1. Can't argue with that..

    72894 upvotes • comment • jun 05, 2019

  2. Coach with amazing reaction time and speed.

    72735 upvotes • comment • jun 03, 2019

  3. it's boiling hot

    72576 upvotes • comment • jun 29, 2019

  4. TIL in California all DUI convicts are made to sign “The Watson Admonishment”, which forces them to acknowledge the danger of DUI. If you are the cause of fatal DUI after signing this you are charged with murder rather than manslaughter.

    72521 upvotes • comment • jun 08, 2019

  5. What a save

    72391 upvotes • comment • jun 12, 2019

  6. TIL the current chess grandmaster, Magnus Carlsen, intentionally plays non-book "inaccuracies" during opening (moves he knows aren't the best) to force the game into a non-book position ASAP so his opponents will have to think for themselves instead of going by memorised opening theory

    72320 upvotes • comment • jun 10, 2019

  7. Look at the smile on this little gentleman.

    72069 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2019

  8. After five years of trying, three lost babies, we finally got to hold our little angel.

    72057 upvotes • comment • jun 26, 2019

  9. Gotta teach people a thing or two

    72010 upvotes • comment • jun 24, 2019

  10. TIL of professional "fired men" that were used as department store scapegoats who were fired several times a day to please costumers who were disgruntled about some error

    71950 upvotes • comment • jun 15, 2019

  11. Feel good story.

    71898 upvotes • comment • jun 26, 2019

  12. Me at 17(2010) living it up in Vegas

    71780 upvotes • comment • jun 16, 2019

  13. My Brother has a secret door that leads to a private theater.

    71747 upvotes • comment • jun 17, 2019

  14. Equal rights means equal responsibilities.

    71675 upvotes • comment • jun 02, 2019

  15. No mercy.

    71654 upvotes • comment • jun 29, 2019

  16. Nintendo delayed Animal Crossing because it didn't want to put its employees through excessive crunch.

    71471 upvotes • comment • jun 12, 2019

  17. And he likes dogs

    71404 upvotes • comment • jun 11, 2019

  18. EA: They’re not loot boxes, they’re “surprise mechanics,” and they’re “quite ethical”

    71386 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2019

  19. Army Veteran on border camps

    71223 upvotes • comment • jun 30, 2019

  20. My orange had a little mini orange growing inside of it.

    71113 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2019

  21. Wholeson son

    71027 upvotes • comment • jun 24, 2019

  22. John Stewart after his speech regarding 9/11 victims

    70872 upvotes • comment • jun 13, 2019

  23. TIL when Cristiano Ronaldo was asked to donate his cleats to a 10-month-old kid who had a brain disorder, he instead gave $83k to fully pay for the surgery the child would have.

    70785 upvotes • comment • jun 30, 2019

  24. "Mama mia!"

    70486 upvotes • comment • jun 04, 2019

  25. Airport in Singapore

    70397 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2019

  26. Doggo gets a check

    70339 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2019

  27. 2k19 is a retail 60$ game. They put non skippable ads in from another company.

    70217 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2019

  28. Splish splash my opinion trash

    70177 upvotes • comment • jun 21, 2019

  29. Grandpa makes an amazing cradle for his grandson.

    70177 upvotes • comment • jun 27, 2019

  30. I’m not crying you are

    70049 upvotes • comment • jun 28, 2019

  31. Sibling love in a nutshell!

    70019 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2019

  32. Who needs a wing suit?

    69768 upvotes • comment • jun 02, 2019

  33. Ducks are pretty much just all-terrain chickens

    69734 upvotes • comment • jun 27, 2019

  34. Where does the time go?

    69354 upvotes • comment • jun 26, 2019

  35. Stunt double testing out the speed running rig enabling Cap to outrun Wakandan warriors in Infinity War

    69332 upvotes • comment • jun 26, 2019

  36. Woman Named Marijuana Pepsi, Who Refused To Change Her Name, Earns Her Ph.D After Completing Dissertation On Black Names

    69218 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2019

  37. Never buy cheap carpets for your car

    69217 upvotes • comment • jun 12, 2019

  38. Apparently being bundled with Fallout 76 makes you $100 less valuable.

    69182 upvotes • comment • jun 15, 2019

  39. Keanu Reeves Awesome

    69173 upvotes • comment • jun 11, 2019

  40. Here's a TIP, it's trashy as hell to leave fake money as a tip that advertises your candidate.

    69073 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2019

  41. Crosswalk warrior.

    69029 upvotes • comment • jun 28, 2019

  42. I killed a mosquito and his blood filled one square in my window screen only.

    69022 upvotes • comment • jun 07, 2019

  43. Witnessed this at the zoo... his face is priceless

    68980 upvotes • comment • jun 08, 2019

  44. This person restores ‘unrestorable’ old photos and the results are impressive (credit: Michelle Spalding)

    68706 upvotes • comment • jun 24, 2019

  45. What a roller coaster

    68681 upvotes • comment • jun 28, 2019

  46. This shoe was left in the window for 2 months & it shrunk

    68678 upvotes • comment • jun 26, 2019

  47. Underwater hotel in the Maldives

    68660 upvotes • comment • jun 24, 2019

  48. Shrimp using surface tension to make their way back to the water.

    68528 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2019

  49. Helping a stray Dog.

    68523 upvotes • comment • jun 05, 2019

  50. That's trust

    68387 upvotes • comment • jun 27, 2019

  51. Imagine arguing kids don’t need basic sanitary things like toothbrush or soap smh

    68335 upvotes • comment • jun 22, 2019

  52. All of Netflix’s stock is gonna die

    68301 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2019

  53. What is that one fact you know that always makes people respond "And why the fuck do YOU know that"?

    68291 upvotes • comment • jun 01, 2019

  54. My little girl who is 15 years old wanted to go to the park today, she's a bit too old so I carried her down there, when we got there this is how she sat enjoying the sunshine. Love her to bits!

    68222 upvotes • comment • jun 17, 2019

  55. If you drive over a pancake it looks more like a waffle, if you drive over a waffle it looks more like a pancake.

    68200 upvotes • comment • jun 13, 2019

  56. Sharing water with a cobra

    68051 upvotes • comment • jun 29, 2019

  57. Tennis player’s son ran on the court to give him a hug after seeing him cry after loss at the French Open

    67963 upvotes • comment • jun 05, 2019

  58. TIL in 2016, an octopus named Inky mysteriously disappeared from New Zealand's National Aquarium. A wet trail later revealed he escaped his tank through a small hole, slid across the floor at night and squeezed his body through a pipe leading to the ocean.

    67876 upvotes • comment • jun 01, 2019

  59. Good boy gets a treat

    67868 upvotes • comment • jun 13, 2019

  60. It makes me smile

    67797 upvotes • comment • jun 05, 2019

  61. TIL that for 14 years nobody on Sesame Street would believe Big Bird when he would try to tell them about Mr. Snuffleupagus. After an increase in child abuse cases, producers decided to make him "real" so children could see that adults will believe them when they have something important to say.

    67796 upvotes • comment • jun 29, 2019

  62. Posted last week after realizing my mom watched our doorbell camera to check if my brother and I get home late. Checked the footage. He might have me beat.

    67767 upvotes • comment • jun 01, 2019

  63. Now where could my files be?

    67605 upvotes • comment • jun 27, 2019

  64. Someone is filming a historical movie next to our Airbnb

    67580 upvotes • comment • jun 26, 2019

  65. Cracker Barrel bans an anti-gay pastor from holding an event in one of its stores

    67489 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2019

  66. Savage MSI

    67471 upvotes • comment • jun 05, 2019

  67. This neighborhood I saw on Google Maps really hits me hard

    67422 upvotes • comment • jun 28, 2019

  68. Ireland, being Ireland.

    67315 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2019

  69. Must be Canadian.

    67223 upvotes • comment • jun 04, 2019

  70. I made a dress from a pattern I made myself :)

    67017 upvotes • comment • jun 28, 2019

  71. Carnival slapped with a $20 million fine after it was caught dumping trash into the ocean, again

    66875 upvotes • comment • jun 04, 2019

  72. What a good person making that kids day!

    66841 upvotes • comment • jun 10, 2019

  73. This Frog Log packaging looks identical like my pool.

    66816 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2019

  74. The owner of our realm passed away this weekend so everyone on the realm decided to make a memorial for her. Rest in Peace Kiri

    66806 upvotes • comment • jun 24, 2019

  75. Not the gospel truth?

    66789 upvotes • comment • jun 03, 2019

  76. Why you gotta attack us like that?

    66653 upvotes • comment • jun 11, 2019

  77. Cheryl, short for Chernobyl

    66549 upvotes • comment • jun 07, 2019

  78. US defeats France 2-1, behind two goals from Megan Rapinoe, to advance to World Cup semifinals.

    66495 upvotes • comment • jun 28, 2019

  79. A German circus is using Holograms instead of live animals for a cruelty-free magical experience. And it's cool.

    66422 upvotes • comment • jun 04, 2019

  80. Welcome to the real world, kid

    66407 upvotes • comment • jun 12, 2019

  81. Just had my colon and rectum removed. Fuck you cancer, not today!

    66350 upvotes • comment • jun 12, 2019

  82. Seems pretty nuts to me

    66344 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2019

  83. teargas tactics

    66342 upvotes • comment • jun 12, 2019

  84. Bill Gates has a Periodic Table mounted in his office with little samples of every chemical

    66289 upvotes • comment • jun 03, 2019

  85. I’ll do anything for work, but I won’t do that.

    66262 upvotes • comment • jun 11, 2019

  86. Radiohead Donates Money to Climate Change Group Instead of Paying Ransom to Hackers. The band released hours of hacked recordings rather than pay ransom money to the hacker who stole them.

    66254 upvotes • comment • jun 11, 2019

  87. iPhone falling down a few floors

    66157 upvotes • comment • jun 28, 2019

  88. We had socks on, so no homo

    66151 upvotes • comment • jun 13, 2019

  89. I hope he brought extra chonies

    66120 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2019

  90. Woman Who Called Michelle Obama An 'Ape' Sentenced To Jail For Defrauding FEMA of $18K

    66038 upvotes • comment • jun 02, 2019

  91. to be openly racist and sexist.

    66019 upvotes • comment • jun 09, 2019

  92. My boy got neutered yesterday. The vet office took a photo for me after he woke up.

    65933 upvotes • comment • jun 02, 2019

  93. Gotta get me one

    65875 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2019

  94. Invest in Keanu

    65794 upvotes • comment • jun 10, 2019

  95. Father of boy killed in school massacre wins defamation suit

    65770 upvotes • comment • jun 18, 2019

  96. london’s tower bridge was completely shut off today because a man decided to sun bathe on one of it’s support beams

    65762 upvotes • comment • jun 03, 2019

  97. TIL Chess Grand Master Ossip Bernstein was arrested by the Bolshevik secret police and ordered to be shot. As the firing squad lined up, an officer asked if he was really the famous chess master. The officer made Bernstein play a game for his life against him. Bernstein won easily and was released.

    65468 upvotes • comment • jun 09, 2019

  98. This is actually really smart. Good on mom.

    65403 upvotes • comment • jun 02, 2019

  99. Good boy gets the happy hops when his human comes home

    65354 upvotes • comment • jun 04, 2019

  100. Ope.

    65346 upvotes • comment • jun 13, 2019