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  1. Simpsons predicted it yet again

    138766 upvotes • 2451 comments • sep 26, 2019

  2. Nobody has ever had as much fun at a party as these two are having at this party

    117516 upvotes • 1409 comments • sep 26, 2019

  3. 13 mile hike to celebrate one year of sobriety! I stopped doing AA, so I won’t get a token. Here’s me with a pine cone instead

    106125 upvotes • 2610 comments • sep 26, 2019

  4. TSA

    85501 upvotes • 2356 comments • sep 26, 2019

  5. My wife does planks around the house and I come home to this absolute unit of a son.

    84535 upvotes • 912 comments • sep 26, 2019

  6. The words 'Low Battery' appear right before your eyes, you take off your VR headset and realized your whole life was just a VR simulation which you've been playing for only a few minutes. How do you react?

    84345 upvotes • 11925 comments • sep 26, 2019

  7. TIL of The Rolex Murder. On July 28, 1996, a man’s body washed up on a trawler in the UK seas. There was no identification on the body except a 25-year-old Rolex Oyster on his wrist. As Rolex maintains such meticulous service records, they were able to ID the victim and ultimately the murderer.

    80073 upvotes • 1699 comments • sep 26, 2019

  8. Our company now has 900 of these pens

    76358 upvotes • 1367 comments • sep 26, 2019

  9. Donald Trump Suggests Whoever Passed On Ukraine Call Information Should Be Executed. "Because that’s close to a spy."

    74551 upvotes • 5338 comments • sep 26, 2019

  10. Cashiers in US are not allowed to sit because it is 'impolite' but no one knows who finds it impolite except the hypothetical 'some people'.

    73966 upvotes • 4195 comments • sep 26, 2019