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I don’t speak croissant sadly
107942 upvotes • 1104 comments • dec 26, 2019
:D
99667 upvotes • 1121 comments • dec 26, 2019
Today Is The Mondayest Thursday Ever.
91470 upvotes • 1970 comments • dec 26, 2019
Sister-in-law orders a Japanese whiskey for me every Christmas. I don’t think she read the description this time when she shipped me a $50 bottle of soy sauce.
89787 upvotes • 2231 comments • dec 26, 2019
Armadillo's armor not tickle-proof
84213 upvotes • 1428 comments • dec 26, 2019
TIL about Klepetan, a male stork who migrates from South Africa to Croatia every year for the last 15 years to be with Melena, a female stork who can't fly after being shot by a hunter. She lives indoors until his return and they stay in a nest on a roof until he leaves. They've had over 40 babies.
83332 upvotes • 1004 comments • dec 26, 2019
TIL that Donald Harvey, a nurse who killed 37 of his patients, was only caught because a medical examiner who performed the autopsy on one of his victims had the genetic ability to smell cyanide. This prompted an investigation and Harvey was discovered.
82586 upvotes • 2006 comments • dec 26, 2019
This little dude and I have had breakfast/lunch together everyday for the last 4 weeks, always bring him something to eat and he just sits next to me for my entire break at work. My dude.
80359 upvotes • 934 comments • dec 26, 2019
My 6 year old got tattoo markers for Christmas and disappeared for half an hour. Bonus: we can't get it to come off.
78865 upvotes • 2026 comments • dec 26, 2019
The "actually the decade will end in 2021" starterpack
75846 upvotes • 2119 comments • dec 26, 2019