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  1. "Sitting in the backseat while your parents are driving back home at night" starter pack

    15884 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2020

  2. 'No Question' Trump and Daughter Ivanka Could Face Jail Time for Tax Fraud After Leaving White House, Says Legal Expert

    15881 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2020

  3. Might as well be a BMW...

    15865 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2020

  4. Animal Crossing: New Horizons Fall Update – Nintendo Switch

    15856 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2020

  5. [Sergio Perez] Sergio Perez is leaving Racing Point at the end of this season

    15854 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2020

  6. For 22 years, Owen Lars told Beru that he'll "finish painting the ceiling tomorrow."

    15852 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2020

  7. Hockey is a game of grace

    15851 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2020

  8. The Simpson’s are not white. They are yellow & they are a fictional cartoon family. People who have time to complain that Hank Azaria voices non-yellow characters need to go volunteer at a soup kitchen.

    15847 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2020

  9. "Fuuck that hurt"

    15847 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2020

  10. DoDoDoDoDo!!!!!!!!!!!!

    15832 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2020

  11. Sprays sign not iron

    15831 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2020

  12. Anon is courageous

    15822 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2020

  13. The tables have turned

    15815 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2020

  14. In Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005), Brad Pitt closes his left eye and then shoots with both eyes open because he's a snjper. This is a nod to the fact a quick Google search would dismantle this theory, but MovieDetails Users unfortunately upvote with closing both eyes.

    15803 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2020

  15. Go get a job

    15802 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2020

  16. Poor fella in the backseat gets collateral damaged.

    15788 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2020

  17. My friends and I visited scenes from Forrest Gump's Run Across Americas on a road trip

    15774 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2020

  18. $6+ million gains in 1 year (+48,000%)

    15744 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2020

  19. A trash panda making a valiant effort to intimidate his seal plushie

    15739 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2020

  20. Needed this crossover

    15738 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2020

  21. Why are guys obsessed with girls sitting on their faces?

    15735 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2020

  22. Toddler makes a dolphin laugh🤩

    15733 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2020

  23. The "we're the only animal that drinks other animals' milk" argument for why we shouldn't drink milk is fucking stupid

    15727 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2020

  24. TIL that Robert Frost’s poem The Road Not Taken isn’t a celebration of choice and individuality - It’s actually the opposite. He wrote it sarcastically to make fun of an indecisive friend, and the poem actually asserts that the choice between the “two paths” doesn’t really make a difference at all.

    15725 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2020

  25. I want one too

    15707 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2020

  26. Real life Daredevil

    15706 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2020

  27. On the birth of your child, a demon appears and says, "Your child will be extraordinarily attractive, you shall receive $1 billion if they are a virgin at age 25, otherwise your soul and theirs will be mine". You cannot inform your child of any aspect of the deal. What is your plan?

    15697 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2020

  28. Idiot biker causing Head on collision

    15695 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2020

  29. Is it bad that im 16 and can barely remember anything that happened before i was 14, i can only remember little bits of 14 then 13 and below is just gone

    15679 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2020

  30. My ankle two days before giving birth (left) and my ankle two days after giving birth (right)

    15677 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2020

  31. Question for the boys..

    15661 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2020

  32. [Wojnarowski] ESPN Sources: Houston coach Mike D’Antoni is informing the franchise’s ownership today that he’s becoming a free agent and won’t return to the Rockets next season.

    15656 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2020

  33. Smooth brain.

    15653 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2020

  34. How exactly do you see a domestic terrorist as heroic?

    15648 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2020

  35. True story bro

    15643 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2020

  36. It takes time to trust someone

    15643 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2020

  37. I have made the Dawnbreaker

    15641 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2020

  38. The Boston Bruins have been eliminated from the Stanley Cup Playoffs in 5 games by the Tampa Bay Lightning

    15637 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2020

  39. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1+2 requires an internet connection every time you launch the game

    15636 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2020

  40. Conservatives (but not liberals) increase usage of mobile phones in cars after a law was enacted prohibiting that activity and purchase unhealthy foods, and view smoking e-cigarettes more favorably when government regulates those consumption.

    15622 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2020

  41. Get to know your tire specs

    15619 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2020

  42. SLPT :)

    15592 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2020

  43. Nova Scotia woman, trying to stop husband from medically assisted death, denied stay motion | "The Supreme Court of Canada decided that medical assistance in dying is a constitutionally-protected right"

    15589 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2020

  44. We removed a fox tail from a puppy’s eye and she was SO GRATEFUL.

    15585 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2020

  45. You weren't prepared, they weren't prepared.

    15582 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2020

  46. My husband [M31] wants to see prostitutes because I [F27] won't perform a certain sex act he likes.

    15576 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2020

  47. PsBattle: Sir Patrick Stewart proudly displaying his mangos

    15573 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2020

  48. This is a talent i never knew existed.

    15550 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2020

  49. Eight red shirts had to die so you could announce your child's genitalia to the world.

    15543 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2020

  50. Some impressive claw machine skill

    15538 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2020

  51. And of course he’s white...

    15524 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2020

  52. In Toy Story 4 (2019), one of Bonnie's classmates on her first day of school is actually Boo from Monsters, Inc.

    15514 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2020

  53. These lowball offers got me like

    15508 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2020

  54. The correct time and place.

    15501 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2020

  55. Don't try this at home

    15496 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2020

  56. How about neither?

    15490 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2020

  57. Like it or not, the people you surround yourself with influence you.

    15476 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2020

  58. Iran’s Hormuz Island in the Persian Gulf. Red due to reddish ochre clay.

    15474 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2020

  59. Ernie to Caruso: "People have compared my hairline to yours. How long does it take to do your hair in the morning? It takes me 36 seconds." Caruso: "Yeah, 35 for me. You know, I'm a little younger so I get it done sooner."

    15468 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2020

  60. Cursed_fly trap

    15467 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2020

  61. Me every single day of the year

    15465 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2020

  62. shortage of robots

    15463 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2020

  63. "Hey! I'm trying to dig here!"

    15462 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2020

  64. TIL Deforestation is leading to more infectious diseases in humans due to native animals migrating for survival

    15442 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2020

  65. I paid off all of mine and my girlfriends debt

    15433 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2020

  66. Donald Trump accused of sexual assault by former model

    15420 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2020

  67. Check out how much faster I am chugging this beer!

    15417 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2020

  68. My son sporting his battle wounds a few days after he had his first open heart surgery.

    15412 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2020

  69. Interesting

    15412 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2020

  70. It's official! We have escaped successfully!

    15395 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2020

  71. Someone in your online class most likely went straight to masturbating after a Class ended

    15391 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2020

  72. At Least 15 Trump Officials Do Not Hold Their Positions Lawfully

    15384 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2020

  73. me irl

    15366 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2020

  74. He's so tired of his fart fetish, but it's his destiny

    15362 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2020

  75. LPT: If you're ever caught in an avalanche and you're buried and you don't know which way is up, let a little dribble of spit out of the corner of your mouth. Which ever way the dribble goes dig in the opposite direction.

    15356 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2020

  76. Noah this is the limit

    15355 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2020

  77. Andrew Yang Becomes Eighth Former Democratic Presidential Candidate to Join Joe Biden's Team

    15347 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2020

  78. Our nature didn’t change, technology made it better and gave us more options.

    15346 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2020

  79. Poor Hassan

    15342 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2020

  80. Not sure if dog or helicopter.

    15338 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2020

  81. I just finished reading The Shining. Wow, no wonder Stephen King hated Kubricks movie.

    15338 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2020

  82. Do you like my newest addition to my collection? - Fully functional, custom made, D20/icosahedral computer! [OC]

    15335 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2020

  83. Trump's taxes show chronic losses and years of tax avoidance - NYT

    15299 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2020

  84. Forbidden cookies

    15293 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2020

  85. Gamers unite. 🤝

    15293 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2020

  86. Are True Wholesome Feeling

    15291 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2020

  87. [Highlight] Michael Porter Jr throws it down on Harrell

    15290 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2020

  88. White supremacy is 'most lethal threat' to the US, DHS draft assessment says

    15280 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2020

  89. 🌩🌩🌩🌩🌩🌩 THUNDERDOME 🌩🌩🌩🌩🌩🌩 - PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE THREAD

    15265 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2020

  90. I’ve been furloughed since March and I found a small shop hiring so for their interview they require you bring in something to showcase your work. I’ve started with a tootsie roll rose that will go with a chocolate butterfly on cheesecake, what do y’all think??

    15245 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2020

  91. How does everyone deal with the fact that half the world is stupid?( and don't give me the whole "theyre not stupid they just have different perspectives" no , they're just dumb

    15239 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2020

  92. Didn't expect that

    15238 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2020

  93. Marine getting shown up

    15233 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2020

  94. Sony Literally Cannot Match Microsoft’s Massive Bethesda Deal, Nor Do They Need To - Forbes

    15223 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2020

  95. 2meirl4meirl

    15223 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2020

  96. Trump booed and met with chants of 'vote him out' while paying respects to Ruth Bader Ginsburg

    15218 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2020

  97. The ADC role is in a really great place right now

    15205 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2020

  98. Two years ago today a white woman tried to call the police on some black people barbecuing. Two weeks later in that same spot this was the scene

    15205 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2020

  99. PlayStation on Twitter

    15204 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2020

  100. Multiple perfect fits

    15202 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2020