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  1. We are Siamese if you please

    36538 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2020

  2. The coronavirus that causes COVID-19 can live for up to 28 days on surfaces such as mobile phone screens and ATMs — much longer than previously thought — new Australian research has found.

    36526 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2020

  3. How was your first day at work?

    36515 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2020

  4. I'm just disappointed

    36513 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2020

  5. In order to request time off I must fill out a sheet directly below the schedule posted in the "break nook" that all employees can see and it asks for the reason WHY I need the time off.

    36503 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2020

  6. How to get yourself banned from your church pumpkin carving contest

    36501 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2020

  7. Wholesome moment

    36487 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2020

  8. U.S. adds 73K more cases; Dr. Anthony Fauci says end of COVID-19 'not even close'

    36465 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2020

  9. Secret Chinese bank account remains a problem for Trump

    36461 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2020

  10. TIL the filmmakers of Shrek originally used All Star as a placeholder, intending to replace it, but DreamWorks' executive insisted on the song itself being used. Smash Mouth was initially apprehensive about their song being used, but agreed after being impressed by an early screening of the film.

    36457 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2020

  11. Imagine being this dumb

    36443 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2020

  12. A natural comment for reddit

    36438 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2020

  13. LPT: If you ever need a program you want for free (for example a video/photo editor) don’t search for “free,” search for “open source” to avoid limited trial versions, adverts and malware

    36434 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2020

  14. [OC] I asked 1.6k people how many holes certain objects have.

    36427 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2020

  15. First images of Glenn Close and Amy Adams in Ron Howard's 'Hillbilly Elegy' - A modern exploration of the American Dream about three generations of an Appalachian family.

    36427 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2020

  16. Confused internal screaming

    36426 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2020

  17. The consequences of deep frying your hand.

    36413 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2020

  18. That toilet is gonna be spotless damnit!

    36411 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2020

  19. Reddit is a nightmare lately. Rest here before you keep scrolling

    36395 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2020

  20. TIL in 1971 Hawaii changed Columbus Day to Discoverers’ Day to honor all discoverers, including Pacific and Polynesian navigators

    36390 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2020

  21. 71.5% of people reported that they would be very or somewhat likely to take a COVID-19 vaccine (n=13,426 from 19 countries), from almost 90% in China to less than 55% in Russia. Those reporting higher levels of trust in information from government sources were more likely to accept a vaccine.

    36380 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2020

  22. The best part is that there's a dude named Talcum X

    36373 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2020

  23. Bought a mixed bag of candy, 32 out of 70 pieces were banana Laffy Taffys.

    36369 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2020

  24. Don’t be afraid!

    36363 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2020

  25. Nancy Pelosi: All Trump SCOTUS Justices Should Recuse From Election Decisions

    36351 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2020

  26. "Facebook"

    36339 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2020

  27. cleft lip and cleft palate, two week surgery

    36307 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2020

  28. Barbers of Reddit, what was your “oh shit” moment?

    36260 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2020

  29. Good ol' Grandma serves some bad guys fresh justice

    36260 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2020

  30. A project I started two years ago on Reddit is now a 500 page fantasy novel!

    36253 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2020

  31. mikehuntisbald

    36253 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2020

  32. Trump benefited from ‘highly unusual’ $21m windfall from Vegas hotel in 2016, NYT claims

    36249 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2020

  33. A large crowd has gathered outside the court ahead of verdict in Golden Dawn trial.Protesters chanting “Nazis in jail. The people demand it.”

    36242 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2020

  34. Katara Slander 101

    36242 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2020

  35. Here's how to expand the storage on next-gen consoles.

    36232 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2020

  36. me_irl

    36212 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2020

  37. Ants form a bridge to attack a hornet nest

    36167 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2020

  38. Your best is good enough ❤️

    36158 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2020

  39. TIL that Christopher Columbus treated the native people under his rule so badly that he was shipped back to Spain in chains

    36136 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2020

  40. I Feel Targeted

    36129 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2020

  41. More than just hiking buddies!

    36102 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2020

  42. Types of plugs in the world

    36099 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2020

  43. What a madlad

    36096 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2020

  44. The way the marshmallows pop out

    36084 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2020

  45. 360° Painted Sphere by Daisuke Samejima

    36070 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2020

  46. An Oldie From the Dawn of the Internet

    36069 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2020

  47. [self] got banned for doing the math on r/conservative

    36068 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2020

  48. U.S. Debt, calculated down to the penny every day for the last 26 years, alongside GDP [OC]

    36031 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2020

  49. 🤣

    36025 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2020

  50. An iPhone 12 with USB-C would really help with the environment, not a missing charger

    36014 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2020

  51. The “I tried virtual reality and didn’t like it” starterpack

    36009 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2020

  52. TIL In April of 1996, Taco Bell announced in seven leading U.S. newspapers, including the New York Times, that the company had purchased the Liberty Bell to "reduce the country's debt" and renamed it the "Taco Liberty Bell". Outraged people were happy to hear that it was an April Fools Day prank.

    36006 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2020

  53. Truth

    35996 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2020

  54. Rudy to the rescue.

    35939 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2020

  55. I have seen this 11 times already

    35918 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2020

  56. Making a perfect right angle on a metal rod

    35917 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2020

  57. One of his bday presents showed up a week late. I’ve been telling him it’s raisins. Took the present out and put raisins in

    35896 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2020

  58. Ma’am, you’re gonna have to leave please. I have children here.

    35895 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2020

  59. Being a man, having a lower income, having a lower level of education, not being married, and being born abroad in low- or middle-income countries – these are factors that, independent of one another, are related to an elevated risk of dying from COVID-19.

    35862 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2020

  60. A 12 year old kid in my school started arguing with me that it was possible to get pregnant by kissing and refused to believe that his parents had sex

    35851 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2020

  61. That would be really cool! Further explanation in the comments

    35851 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2020

  62. Today, In the midst of all of the covid-19 and 2020 madness, we purchased our first home!

    35827 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2020

  63. We all have our issues.

    35820 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2020

  64. A special letter from Hogwarts!

    35803 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2020

  65. I met this guy playing GTA IV. Four years ago he flew across the world from Down Under to be in my wedding in Norway. Love you buddy!

    35789 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2020

  66. Honesty is the best policy

    35777 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2020

  67. Vice President Mike Pence and his wife had requested absentee ballots by mail

    35773 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2020

  68. I am the best at being U N B O T H E R E D 😹

    35764 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2020

  69. Desynchronutsed

    35753 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2020

  70. Madlad indian trademarked ps5 before sony

    35748 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2020

  71. This a-MAZE-ing quilt my grandmother made

    35686 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2020

  72. Spidey boi getting a sippy sip

    35666 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2020

  73. The face of a very good girl who just realized she gets to go hiking all weekend

    35650 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2020

  74. Guy saves 75$ on a pallet. (this is at the hardware store I work)

    35650 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2020

  75. Tifu by taking 5 gas station dick pills at once

    35641 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2020

  76. Sunset from above the clouds ❤️

    35637 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2020

  77. I'm 25, I have schizophrenia, and have zero support from my mom.

    35636 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2020

  78. lesayna

    35624 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2020

  79. 🔥 A very photogenic leopard🔥

    35618 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2020

  80. I dont want my ears to bleed

    35601 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2020

  81. The legal reckoning awaiting Donald Trump if he loses the election: The stakes become much higher for Trump if he loses the election. A raft of legal issues, including a criminal investigation by New York prosecutors, will come into focus in the weeks following Election Day.

    35595 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2020

  82. Jennifer Aniston Endorses Joe Biden, Says Voting for Kanye West "Not Funny"

    35589 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2020

  83. Trump Says “We’re Rounding the Turn” the Same Day the U.S. Approaches Record Number of New Coronavirus Cases

    35576 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2020

  84. Truth

    35560 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2020

  85. TIL the Simpsons episode "Itchy and Scratchy Land," was written in response to new, stringent censorship laws that were being put in place at the time. Fox had tried to prevent the inclusion of Itchy and Scratchy cartoons in the show, prompting the writers to make the episode as violent as possible.

    35545 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2020

  86. NSFW. What is the most disrespectful thing someone did in your house?

    35531 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2020

  87. Good cops are underrated

    35520 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2020

  88. How To Wear A Mask

    35508 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2020

  89. El Paso, Texas, orders shutdown of all non-essential services due to coronavirus

    35507 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2020

  90. Cutting open a wasp nest

    35497 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2020

  91. "Very Nice!" | Kazakh Tourism official new slogan | Borat response

    35490 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2020

  92. .

    35480 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2020

  93. Florida man got $1.9M in PPP money, used it to buy new Mercedes, prosecutors say

    35471 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2020

  94. Water

    35441 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2020

  95. [OC] If the US paid its debt in Pennies the Pile would almost reach Pluto

    35438 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2020

  96. Americans waking up today

    35436 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2020

  97. Those were the days...

    35435 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2020

  98. Well damn.OK.

    35428 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2020

  99. This sub in a nutshell

    35422 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2020

  100. This poor kid

    35394 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2020