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Only if COVID-19 was a pandemic causing Erectile Disorder instead of Respiratory disorder, do you think people would have more eagerly worn masks? Why or why not?
53867 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2020
Identical twins of reddit who own a pet after living seperately; what was your pet's reaction when it saw two owners?
53867 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020
Uh-oh, someone has a frowny face
53866 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2020
What innocent item gets suspicious if you own too much of it?
53865 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
‘I think Amazon should start paying their taxes,’ Joe Biden says
53864 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
I appreciate how real this is. 🤍
53862 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Bill Murray and Dave Chappelle hanging out in Charleston last night after Dave's standup show
53862 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020
George Floyd's Brother: Trump Wouldn’t Even Let Me Talk in Rushed Call
53861 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
TIL that Robert Downey Jr. was paid $10M for only 8 minutes of screen time in ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’. He got paid over $1 million per minute he's in the movie.
53860 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2020
UPDATE: Hes rockin his new glasses!
53858 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2020
Do you think landlords should be open to being lenient on rent in a crisis like this (pending proof of lack of employment)? Why/why not?
53857 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
Guy singing The good, the bad and the ugly theme song nailing the sound effects
53855 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2020
Finally somebody who understands the importance of the working class
53854 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2020
TIL that the brain releases so much dopamine during orgasms that a brain scan resembles that of someone on heroin.
53850 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
After Elon Musk criticized Bernie Sanders' brand of socialism, Sanders took him to task for taking billions of dollars in government support
53848 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2020
Quarantine Day ??: Home Casino
53847 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020
Karen calls the cops on singular protestor who’s just hold a sign (credit: shanemeyers1 on TikTok)
53845 upvotes • comment • jun 03, 2020
Andrew Yang proposes that your digital data be considered personal property: “Data generated by each individual needs to be owned by them, with certain rights conveyed that will allow them to know how it’s used and protect it.”
53844 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2020
WCGW celebrating too early
53843 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2020
LPT: If you like to give to the homeless, but are often unprepared when the need arises,buy the $2.50 fleece blankets from Walmart,a case of water bottles & a case of granola bars.Stuff a bottle & granola bar into each blanket; it’s a ready comfort kit for about $4 each, & easy to store in your car
53843 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2020
You need to go back to work Dave.
53841 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020
Sikhs prepare 30,000 free meals for people in isolation.
53841 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
Doctors, what was the best excuse you’ve heard for someone having something stuck in their ass?
53841 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2020
Denis Villeneuve’s ‘Dune’ Movie Delayed Until October 2021
53840 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2020
“Get to work ladies!” has probably been said to men more often than to women.
53838 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2020
Here Are the 51 Republican Senators Who Just Voted Against Expanding Paid Sick Leave to All Workers
53838 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
TIL that the Japanese, other than nobles or samurai class families, did not have surnames until 1868, when the government required commoners to adopt surnames. Names were chosen based on locations, occupations, or simply were made up, explaining the diversity in Japanese surnames (100,000+ present).
53838 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2020
Just another old picture of Trump and Maxwell back when they barely knew each other.
53835 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2020
It couldn’t reach the tire..
53832 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020
My wife changed the name to our front door. She’s a 40yo woman.
53832 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2020
TIL in 2014 the band Vulfpeck released 'Sleepify', an album consisting of 10 roughly 30-second-long tracks of silence. The band encouraged consumers to play 'Sleepify' on Spotify in a loop while they slept. They got $20,000 of royalties, which they used to fund a free concert tour.
53830 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2020
What’s the WORST thing to say to a girl before going down on her?
53829 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2020
Genius level intellect
53827 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
Georgia on my mind
53825 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2020
My buddy and I using our special finisher - The Dink Dank Dunk!
53822 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020
Good for her.
53821 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2020
Definition of insanity - Every damn time!
53815 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2020
C'mon hooman, you can do it
53810 upvotes • comment • jun 07, 2020
HIS LITTLE HANDSES THO
53810 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
This is how selective breeding has modified different foods over thousands of years
53804 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2020
Real Friends Would Understand Why They Haven't Reached Out or Not Hold It Against You
53802 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020
My family's 200-year-old cabin during a snowstorm this morning, deep in the Norwegian mountains
53802 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2020
TIL that Alan Alda met his wife of over 60 years at a dinner party when they were the only two guests who ate the rum cake after it fell on the kitchen floor.
53801 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2020
Lost a window to the riot, didn't lose an opportunity
53796 upvotes • comment • jun 01, 2020
Traffic on my morning commute
53796 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020
Line of best fit visualised
53796 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2020
Guy tests his homemade 1000W fleshlight
53795 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2020
A Jew praying to Jerusalem, a Muslim praying to Mecca, working together at Israel's national emergency medical service.
53791 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
Quarantine is fun
53791 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
penis man
53790 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020
The Generic brands are a staple in Canada
53790 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
My orange juice is the same color as the mug it's in
53789 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2020
This Tibetan Cherry tree at my local park looks like copper!
53785 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2020
Neil Young opposes use of his music at Trump Mt Rushmore event: 'I stand in solidarity with the Lakota Sioux'
53783 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2020
That’s really cute
53781 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2020
You never know
53781 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2020
Gordon Ramsey cooking with his daughter
53780 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2020
[OC] Data visualization of American wages and productivity over time
53779 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2020
A mother polar bear periodically breaking holes in thin ice to let her cub breathe
53778 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020
11 Local TV Stations Pushed the Same Amazon-Scripted Segment
53774 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
Among Us really has taught us that it's never enough just to be right, you have to be able to convince people that you're actually right.
53772 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2020
TIL there is no antivenom for a blue-ringed octopus bite. However, if you can get a ventilator to breathe for you for 15 hours, you survive with no side effects.
53770 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2020
This just gives all the feels
53764 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2020
Haha implants go brrrr
53756 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2020
Masks should be mandatory to avoid becoming like the U.S., Toronto mayor says
53755 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2020
'In the US, we count ballots': Trump slapped down by Electoral Commission chief over call to dump mail votes - ‘In case anyone is unclear on the concept, in the United States of America, we do not “get rid” of’ ballots’
53755 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2020
This still makes me happy.
53754 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2020
Finished shoveling the whole sidewalk!
53752 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
Basically every data map of Europe
53750 upvotes • comment • jun 13, 2020
What quote has always stuck with you?
53749 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
I thought this would fit well here.
53749 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2020
Bernie Sanders is the only candidate who can say this
53745 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Ah yes, free stuff
53740 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2020
Doors in Japan
53740 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2020
COVID-19 is a lie!... gotta wear a face mask just in case tho
53737 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020
Trump denounces mail votes as corrupt – before admitting he applied for one
53734 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020
This has to be a joke at this point
53734 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2020
Now I know how Pluto felt every time Mickey pet him
53733 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2020
This is fashion?
53732 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020
Arrow shooting
53731 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2020
RBG Immediately Went There, Asked Trump Lawyer How Whitewater and Watergate Were Different from Tax Return Case
53727 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020
TIL Chris Pratt stole his costume after filming Guardians of the Galaxy so he could visit sick kids in the hospital who want to meet Star-Lord
53727 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2020
Cutting my anxiety ridden dog’s nails
53726 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2020
More Than 1,000 French Sailors Test Positive For Coronavirus—On A Single Ship
53725 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020
Trump’s First Instinct Was to Threaten Overhaul of Internet Law as #DiaperDon Trended
53725 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2020
Supreme Court Justice Ginsburg released from hospital
53724 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2020
Hey look I'm American
53723 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Attorney General Bill Barr Directly Implicated in Discarded Ballot Chaos Amplified by Trump and White House
53722 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2020
TIL that the French soldier Jean Bernadotte became so popular in Sweden that they elected him king in 1818 when their own royal family was about to die out. The Bernadotte family still rules in Sweden today
53721 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020
Spongeboy me bob
53719 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
What was sexy 10 years ago but isn't now?
53719 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
That's why my Webcam is broke. Oops.
53717 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2020
Racist lady gets beat up for saying the N word
53716 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2020
'Tax us. Tax us. Tax us.' 83 millionaires signed letter asking for higher taxes on the super-rich to pay for COVID-19 recoveries
53715 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2020
Jameela Jamil mass murdering Khloe and the rest of the Kardashians for peddling diarrhea juice
53714 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
Plague the rich
53713 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020
This strong dude, Ezra, survived a Cardiac arrest!
53711 upvotes • comment • jun 16, 2020
Uncle Barry's advice on how to stay healthy and avoid Corona Virus
53710 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
Harvard Law Students walkout from a talk given by Israeli ambassador
53710 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2020
My neighborhood's 14-year-old dog Ajax and his sign
53709 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2020