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Brazilian President Bolsonaro Fires Health Minister Who Refused To Downplay Pandemic | “Brazil is the only country in the world where the Minister of Health will fall for having decided to fight the Coronavirus,” a leftist politician said.
74176 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020
My niece has a snorlax onesie. This is her sleeping in the car
74176 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
Cop Plants Crack On An Innocent Man, Gets Angry When He Realizes Its On Camera
74174 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
My neighbor has a Black Lives matter sign in her front yard. Some crazy lady parks in the middle of the street and starts screaming “White Lives Matter” for half an hour. Had to put the hose on her.
74164 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2020
It gets crazy in there after the bars close
74162 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2020
BERNIE SANDERS WINS NEW HAMPSHIRE PRIMARY
74155 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
To make a false quote
74155 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020
Kids in my school are so jealous
74154 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
🔥 A handful of Otters started appearing in Singapore's waters couple years back. Today there are Otter gang wars
74153 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020
When you have fabulous hair I guess you become a Disney princess
74150 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
Update from previous post. After giving up gaming 7 years ago to focus on my new family, my wife and daughter surprised me with both of the new consoles. I’ve missed out on so many games. Thank you all for the suggestions and awards.
74149 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2020
TIL that after a BBC investigation found that Facebook failed to remove images of child abuse, Facebook responded by reporting the BBC to the authorities
74141 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2020
Using magnets to drift toy car
74139 upvotes • comment • jun 17, 2020
Kyle Rittenhouse says he used coronavirus stimulus check to buy AR-15 used in fatal shooting
74129 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2020
France burns as the first phase of a deeply authoritarian new law is passed in the lower courts. The law will make it illegal for citizens to film police at certain times and give the police the power to decide on a whim who is and isn't a reporter.
74129 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2020
Storm took their entire roof and ceiling clean off
74128 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2020
My nephew Kaleb. Ready for open heart surgery tomorrow
74124 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2020
You activated my trap card
74121 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2020
Protestors gather outside USPS Postmaster General's home amid voter suppression allegations
74113 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2020
Mr. and Mrs. Incredible named their second child "Dash" before they knew what power he had.
74112 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
This powerful quote at the end of the Holocaust Museum in Washington, DC
74111 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2020
A law in Germany requires all drives on highways to line up to the far side of their lanes during heavy traffic so that emergency vehicles can pass them more easily to reach the scenes of accidents
74109 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2020
Hours before Bernie’s most important career debate, we find ourselves in a global pandemic threatening the lives of millions around the world. As a Canadian citizen, as an Indigenous person, as a medical doctor, as an ally of the world, I want you to know I am here to support: “Bernie’s finest hour”
74107 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
Infinity table in the making, by Logan Wilson.
74107 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2020
Getting advice from Karen?
74100 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
we got you on camera 📷 4K full HD
74096 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2020
Alex Jones must pay legal fees for ’frivolous’ Sandy Hook appeal
74095 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
Only a few bad apples
74094 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2020
This pristine McDonald's bun
74094 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020
Ranting while in an online class
74091 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2020
The White House has just been placed under lockdown by US Secret Service because of this protest
74090 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
Stimulus Checks May Be Delayed As Trump Requires U.S. Treasury to Print His Name on Them
74077 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020
Bernie Sanders dubbed "national treasure" after $2,000 stimulus appeal
74076 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2020
What's older than we think ?
74075 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2020
If magic was real it would just be a branch of science
74072 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2020
You know you've made it when your couches aren't against a wall.
74067 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020
We were getting our kitchen redone when the Corona Virus happened. We currently are living through this with a toaster oven and a sink
74063 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
Natural selection vs Artificial selection
74061 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2020
Twitter Employees Can Work From Home Forever, CEO says
74057 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020
Man pulls woman from the ledge of the Golden Gate Bridge
74050 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2020
Teaching kitten to use a scratching post
74047 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2020
What are some tricks in bed that everyone should know?
74034 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2020
Twitter says it will give @POTUS account to Biden on Inauguration Day
74031 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2020
Students bullying teachers are the worst, this guy studied his whole life to give you education
74029 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
TIL Clint Eastwood was mayor of tiny Carmel-by-the-Sea, CA in the 1980s; he ran because he wanted to lift a ban on public ice cream sales, flew home from movie sets for weekly council meetings, wrote a column in the town paper, and a local hotel changed their slogan to "make my stay".
74028 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2020
Bone cancer in a snake skeleton
74012 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2020
Finland to offer new fathers as much paid leave as mothers
74007 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
Church pastor who repeatedly raped children after "holy baths" has been jailed for 34 years
73999 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
Connecticut issues an executive order. Essential employees who contracted covid19 are presumed to have contacted it at work and qualify for Workers Comp benefits
73998 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2020
Andy Samberg was Eric Andre's echokinetor and watch him die inside.
73996 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2020
Love being in weddings. I’m the one on the end.
73992 upvotes • comment • jun 02, 2020
The upside-down out my front door.
73991 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2020
WHO warns that waiting to achieve herd immunity to the coronavirus will kill a lot of people
73987 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2020
Joe Arridy giving his toy train to another inmate before he is taken to the gas chamber. The "Happiest prisoner on death row", an innocent man with an IQ of 46, he used to spend his time playing with that train.
73982 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2020
Aaargh!
73981 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2020
Went to the shelter to look at dogs, they didn’t have any there but once this lil girl saw me she started pawing at her cage. Now I have a new forever friend :)
73975 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2020
“They are magically delicious”
73972 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2020
After cutting a stick of butter, the residue looks like a Winter Nature scene, stream and all.
73971 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2020
What is the greatest "fuck it, I'll do it myself" in history?
73965 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020
*boing* *boing*
73960 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2020
If you could singlehandedly choose ANYONE (alive, dead, or fictional character) to be the next President of the United States, who would you choose and why?
73959 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2020
Thanksgiving Day press conference
73958 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2020
I’m an antique dealer, and came across this note in a Soviet tea tin.
73950 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2020
The new Winnie the Pooh movie fucking sucks
73950 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2020
Best response to a Karen so far.
73946 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2020
A man cooling a hawk that was suffering from a heatstroke in Riyad, Saudi Arabia (where temperature reaches 50 celsius in August)
73942 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2020
Portland mayor bans cops from using tear gas during protests
73938 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2020
My friend got shorted by a pretty major influencer
73926 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
Prom and wedding day, 16 years apart! Beaker has been with me through milestones, heartaches, celebrations, and challenges. She's 19 now and still my favorite girl ❤
73922 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2020
High speed train : Beijing to Shanghai, 350km/hr
73921 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2020
A huge study of 50 years of tax cuts for the wealthy suggests 'trickle down' economics makes inequality worse
73920 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2020
Desk buddy
73918 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2020
And with one a day, senior edition in my 20s
73913 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2020
Mulan (1998) only has musical numbers for the first half, until the characters find the destroyed village. From there on songs were avoided because the tone was meant to be darker.
73912 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
Pointer, pointing
73912 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2020
Millennials are killing the adulthood industry
73911 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2020
Brazilian fundamentalists block a 10 year old girl who was raped from getting an abortion. They chant "murderers".
73907 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2020
A bald eagle going into defence mode when she spots a predator circling her nest
73907 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2020
Back to the Future starring Robert Downey Jr and Tom Holland
73906 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
TIL After being shot by poachers, an Elephant in Zimbabwe named Ben walked to and patiently waited outside a medical lodge for 5 hours.
73903 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020
House Painters
73898 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2020
underwater welder surfaces to find himself face-to-face with a Grey Seal...
73895 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2020
Presidents with their dogs.
73894 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
TIL: In 1984, a woman started hearing voices that told her she had a brain tumor and they also told her where it was. Doctors eventually ordered tests and found the tumor where the voice said it would be. After her surgery, she heard the voices say, “we are pleased to have helped you, goodbye.”
73893 upvotes • comment • jun 07, 2020
The true power of the avatar
73891 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2020
Poor guy can’t catch a break even in the deepest of dungeons.
73888 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2020
You can be anything you want!
73887 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2020
Bought a sealed 360 (2009 model) came with blades dashboard
73882 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2020
Being proactive is rarely rewarded, because if your actions avoid a tragedy, there is no tragedy to prove your actions were warranted.
73878 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020
What healthy food tastes just as good as unhealthy food?
73875 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Help
73870 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2020
Putting physics to good use
73866 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2020
LPT: if you're looking for a job, mention it to everybody that you come in contact with. You never know whose sister's neighbor's uncle is hiring.
73865 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2020
Grandpa found out he could do his hair with the vacuum cleaner!
73864 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2020
Anti-masker arrested
73864 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2020
Michael Picard crashes a police rally with an "ALL PIGS MATTER" sign
73861 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2020
TIL of the UK's "Right To Roam" - people can access most mountains, moors, heaths and downs that are privately owned for hiking and leisure
73857 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2020
This person sold their VHS player on eBay and got a surprise letter in the mailbox
73855 upvotes • comment • jun 24, 2020
A Blue-footed Booby proudly showing off their very impressive feet
73854 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2020
I used to have a picture with Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to, too.
73853 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2020