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  1. A piece of my swiss army knife's handle chipped off, so I carved a dragon's head in the plastic to hide it

    22710 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2021

  2. no number is too small :)

    22705 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2021

  3. My pasta was boiling and didn’t spill

    22697 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2021

  4. Rest In Peace Jerry, a man from LA with a heart of gold who survived for decades following a point blank shotgun blast to the face while waiting for a bus. (Photo Credit: @alleyesonmeLA on IG)

    22689 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2021

  5. We found her boys

    22677 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2021

  6. My cousin was outraged because I said BTS is bad. Felt like this fits in these subreddits.

    22661 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2021

  7. Hamster engineer

    22658 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2021

  8. Din & Poe wishing you a Happy New Year

    22655 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2021

  9. I have the best co-workers in the world. Down with Lymphoma for a bit and they just made day!

    22655 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2021

  10. Why is it acceptable for a doctor to take you 30 minutes late, but a patient’s appointment is cancelled if they show up 10 minutes late?

    22653 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2021

  11. Clinton: I would love to see if Trump 'was talking to Putin the day that the insurgents invaded our Capitol'

    22645 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2021

  12. Proposition to use this to test all the male writers and see what they can do

    22645 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2021

  13. My cat loves two things, his mouse and bags

    22629 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2021

  14. Blursed morgan freeman

    22628 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2021

  15. ‘No Time To Die’ Release Date Pushed to October 8

    22624 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2021

  16. God of Hellfire

    22608 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2021

  17. Trump's impeachment defense is out. Bannon is reportedly encouraging him to go to the Senate himself.

    22581 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2021

  18. Mind blowing transitions

    22576 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2021

  19. Terry Gilliam was hesitant to cast Bruce Willis in 12 Monkeys because of his ‘rectal’-looking mouth: ‘It’s like I’m looking at somebody’s a**hole’

    22563 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2021

  20. ATTENTION TRADERS: Make Sure To Remove Your Sell Limit Orders If You Want GME To Moon 🚀🚀🚀 The Price Is Going Down Since People Have Their Shares Selling When They Hit Their Sell Limit. Keep Those 💎🤲

    22560 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2021

  21. First image of a black hole

    22547 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2021

  22. First Image from “GODZILLA VS. KONG”, Trailer Coming Sunday. Releasing March 26, 2021.

    22536 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2021

  23. 🌚

    22535 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2021

  24. Felt like it deserved to be here

    22519 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2021

  25. Shut the sub down, boys

    22508 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2021

  26. Most of 120 arrested or identified at Capitol riot were longtime Trump supporters: AP analysis

    22503 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2021

  27. Dog's reaction to seeing his new sibling

    22475 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2021

  28. It’s Really Happening: Donald Trump to Leave DC on Wednesday Morning — See ya.

    22471 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2021

  29. Alanis Morissette makes her TV debut on the Letterman show n 1995 with Taylor Hawkins on drums. One person in the audience later said "We had no idea who she was, but she scared the hell out of us."

    22471 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2021

  30. I lost 40lbs within 3 months and I wanted to share with everyone. I suffered from heart palpitations and lots of breathing issues, but it’s easier to breathe now. I just want everyone to realize that YOU CAN DO IT. Thank you for reading!

    22471 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2021

  31. Blursed Nemesis

    22454 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2021

  32. Dear Elon Musk

    22449 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2021

  33. Sometimes it is the little things that get me

    22447 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2021

  34. Protesters leave coffins on Sen. Ted Cruz's lawn, demand resignation after Capitol riot

    22433 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2021

  35. The changing of seasons at Kotisaari island (Finland)

    22422 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2021

  36. The likelihood of that happening is zero as it was 4 years ago 🤣🤣🤣

    22409 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2021

  37. Biden Is Shutting Down Trump's Racist 1776 Commission

    22397 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2021

  38. Vaccine Reserves the White House Released This Week Don’t Exist

    22394 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2021

  39. No thanks

    22380 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2021

  40. #Proud boys , it has been already 5 years since we adopted this beutiful girl God gave us !

    22375 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2021

  41. [Homemade] Butter chicken with garlic naan

    22374 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2021

  42. Ooooh woah

    22367 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2021

  43. First 20 bagger! GME to 100 EOW

    22360 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2021

  44. (found on r/wholesomememes)

    22358 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2021

  45. One pay taxes the other doesn't.

    22331 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2021

  46. A selection of photographs taken from my back garden in 2020

    22325 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2021

  47. My hometown is a gold mine.

    22319 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2021

  48. Young children aged 4 and 6 who have experienced compassionate parenting are more generous to others than their peers. Mothers who express compassionate love and empathy provide an early example of prosocial orientation toward the needs of others.

    22312 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2021

  49. Video clearly shows Rep. Mike Nearman helping right-wing demonstrators breach Oregon Capitol

    22310 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2021

  50. Flex all you want

    22300 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2021

  51. 7 months pregnant with a pack of ciggies in her hand.

    22287 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2021

  52. Trump planned to oust acting AG to overturn Georgia election results: report

    22285 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2021

  53. My husband said the dog knocked over the planter so I checked the video...

    22276 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2021

  54. Another year as the last unmarried in the family.

    22270 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2021

  55. Iran issues Interpol arrest warrant for Trump over Soleimani killing as tension rise

    22264 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2021

  56. We fucking did it bois

    22263 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2021

  57. Bernie Sanders has been most-followed member of Congress on social media for six years

    22263 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2021

  58. I hand sharpen japanese knives, here is a cutting test!

    22259 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2021

  59. imagine having the balls

    22257 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2021

  60. 'Have They Ever Had a Job Before?' Cori Bush Tears Into Republicans for Evading Metal Detectors to Enter House Chamber

    22254 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2021

  61. At least 31 officers across U.S. tied to storming of the Capitol, including 4 in L.A.

    22249 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2021

  62. Roommates are the worst

    22238 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2021

  63. This made me laughs so hard

    22237 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2021

  64. 4 hours a day is not much, right?

    22229 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2021

  65. But do they have Nirvana?

    22222 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2021

  66. Marriott Suspends Donations to Senators Who Opposed Vote Result

    22219 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2021

  67. Just some guy

    22208 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2021

  68. hmf while I assault a random dude trying to get me to wear a mask

    22186 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2021

  69. I bet he felt great for the first 16 minutes

    22183 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2021

  70. Me too! Me too!

    22179 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2021

  71. Being an unattractive woman.

    22173 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2021

  72. There will be enough Covid vaccines for the ‘entire U.S. adult population by June,’ Johnson & Johnson board member says

    22162 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2021

  73. 'Turning Point USA' leader deletes tweet saying he sent "80+ buses full of patriots to D.C. to fight for the president". Turning Point's website openly advertised the campaign, offering free bus rides and complimentary hotel rooms to anyone willing to travel to D.C.

    22158 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2021

  74. Democrats urge Army to send cots for troops sleeping in Capitol

    22154 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2021

  75. TIL the former World Chess Champion G. Kasparov described Hungarian female chess player Polgár as a "circus puppet" and said that women chess players should stick to having children. Later in September 2002, in the Russia versus the Rest of the World Match, Polgár defeated Garry Kasparov.

    22151 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2021

  76. Ominous start of the wet season in Darwin

    22145 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2021

  77. Well played Google

    22136 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2021

  78. Found on r/cursedcomments, had to share it

    22125 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2021

  79. Ocasio-Cortez Rips Josh Hawley For 'Crying Over A Book Deal' After Fueling A Riot

    22121 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2021

  80. White Privilege On Capitol Hill

    22111 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2021

  81. Starting to look like a pipe dream

    22098 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2021

  82. Is it too much to ask for a lucid dream?

    22089 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2021

  83. Me irl

    22089 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2021

  84. Calls grow to ban 'dangerous criminal' Donald Trump from visiting Scotland

    22085 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2021

  85. Death, Me, Digital, 2021

    22082 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2021

  86. Is anyone else feeling really depressed from the turn of events recently?

    22081 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2021

  87. Good that i am EU

    22078 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2021

  88. This triangular shadow under my windowsills.

    22074 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2021

  89. There Are 2 Types Of People in The World

    22057 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2021

  90. What was the plan here?

    22034 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2021

  91. Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner Are Reportedly Already Unwelcome at Their Billionaire’s Bunker Country Club

    22034 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2021

  92. Well of course sweetie, I would be honored.

    22031 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2021

  93. be wary of trap

    22030 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2021

  94. This ultrasound photo of my son. Letting us know he’s ok

    22029 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2021

  95. Megathread: Trump Parts with Impeachment Lawyers a Week Before Trial

    22027 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2021

  96. What's the difference between the US Capitol and Mordor?

    22026 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2021

  97. Meirl

    22026 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2021

  98. Faith in humanity restored

    22025 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2021

  99. Generation Corona

    22019 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2021

  100. troll guarding bridge near my town

    22013 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2021