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  1. This variation of the “now hiring” sign at my local sonic

    49473 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2021

  2. I'm not going to work today

    49436 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2021

  3. Priorities!

    49411 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2021

  4. They love to slide down the river.

    49399 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2021

  5. Little husky awoos

    49395 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2021

  6. Me_irl

    49388 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2021

  7. THAT'S WHY IT IS SOO HARD TO GET A JOB!!

    49384 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2021

  8. A great plan and investment

    49367 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2021

  9. I’m a lurker, but I just realized I fit here. A girl I’m dating left our virtual movie night abruptly and texted me this :( I sat on the discord server for 45 minutes waiting for her to come back. Spoiler: she didn’t

    49367 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2021

  10. Minecraft: Powering Imagination

    49355 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2021

  11. Both ran out at the same time and I got to open two new ones

    49348 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2021

  12. Myths and Misinformation created by Movies

    49331 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2021

  13. ... to bully a kid smaller then her

    49322 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2021

  14. TIL that Buzz Aldrin, the second man on the moon, singlehandedly calculated an orbital technique called "Mars Cycling" which would allow for spacecraft to perpetually travel between Earth and Mars with only a single initial boost. Crew would board and return via a secondary spacecraft, saving fuel.

    49320 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2021

  15. thank you r/overwatch and r/cow

    49302 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2021

  16. Refueling helicopter in mid-air! [by jolly_pilot]

    49295 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2021

  17. 'Completely Unreasonable': Dems Slam GOP Demand for No Corporate Tax Hikes in Infrastructure Plan | "Republicans' insistence that the most profitable companies in the world shouldn't contribute a single penny to investments in roads, schools, and our clean-energy future is simply not acceptable."

    49294 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2021

  18. Today...I did it!

    49276 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2021

  19. The Irish view of Europe

    49271 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2021

  20. Was going through some old boxes in my parents' attic and found my old Videogame magazines. This advert was on the back of one. Do you think this 1999 advert for Tomb Raider 3 would be approved today?

    49226 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2021

  21. A large, longitudinal study in Canada has unequivocally refuted the idea that epidural anesthesia increases the risk of autism in children. Among more than 120,000 vaginal births, researchers found no evidence for any genuine link between this type of pain medication and autism spectrum disorder.

    49226 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2021

  22. HP laptop

    49219 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2021

  23. Tesla level creativity

    49213 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2021

  24. Shout out to the baker missing their nail. Worst part is I chewed on it twice thinking it was a clove of garlic because it’s a garlic and rosemary sourdough before I made the horrific realisation it was a finger nail.

    49165 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2021

  25. Army didn’t prosecute NCO accused of rape. So he did it again. And again

    49163 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2021

  26. My boyfriend and I just picked up our little rescue kitten, and I can’t tell who’s happier! Meet Frog!

    49155 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2021

  27. DHS watchdog finds widespread mistreatment of immigrants at ICE facility

    49137 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2021

  28. WCGW Trying to break check with a bike.

    49107 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2021

  29. Building Azkaban

    49102 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2021

  30. My CPU/GPU got infested by ants when I was gone for a month. I played games and ran benchmarks so they would come out cos of heat. Also left my pc running overnight but they still inside. Help

    49090 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2021

  31. I just want to post my comics please be nice

    49072 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2021

  32. "Mom! Don't forget the teddy!" I think my heart just melted

    49043 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2021

  33. Drawing in my mini sketchbook with ballpoint pen. Hope you like it!

    49029 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2021

  34. Legendary whiskey distiller Jack Daniel actually died from kicking his safe after forgetting the combination. He injured his big toe, which got infected, and eventually led to foot amputation. It was too late though, the infection spread, and he eventually died from complications.

    49016 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2021

  35. Tiger Woods Was Speeding About 40 M.P.H. Above the Limit When He Crashed

    48986 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2021

  36. Women are perceived differently from men — even when they're robots. Female bots are perceived to have more positive human qualities, such as warmth, experience and emotion, than male bots, and this greater humanness leads consumers to prefer female artificial intelligence, a new study has found.

    48979 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2021

  37. Kevin O'Leary Live Now thinks a second kick of life is coming to GameStop, says "If I was short that stock right now I would be worried"

    48971 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2021

  38. So glad I don't live in that shithole. Hope you Americans get shit under control there

    48951 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2021

  39. Chicken Express somewhere in Texas.

    48898 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2021

  40. Big Bro coming up

    48867 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2021

  41. Oldschool runescape more views than porn

    48859 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2021

  42. My buddy was blown up by an IED...Chevy made this custom truck for him.

    48827 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2021

  43. 🔥 Baby bear catching snowflakes

    48796 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2021

  44. Float like an idiot, sting like a Kia

    48759 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2021

  45. Of course not, but...

    48735 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2021

  46. Rhino Numbers on the Rise: 16% increase in Nepal’s rhino numbers

    48734 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2021

  47. TIL after Salvador Dalí and Harpo Marx met and expressed mutual admiration, Dalí sent Harpo a Christmas present: a harp with barbed wire for strings and spoons for tuning knobs, wrapped in cellophane. Harpo was delighted and sent Dalí a photo of himself sitting at the harp with bandaged fingers.

    48707 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2021

  48. 19-year-old suspect pleaded not guilty for knocking an 84-year-old Asian elderly to death.

    48684 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2021

  49. Jon Stewart in 2015 on Bernie Sanders being called unusual

    48675 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2021

  50. He may not be a cutie but my boy turned 25(human years) today and I wanted to share his beauty with all of you

    48670 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2021

  51. Alright, so I was wrong about the Archbishop’s bottom!

    48662 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2021

  52. My housemate who just moved out gave me an n64 with nine games for free. I’ve never played any of these games before nor have I played an n64, so it should be fun:)

    48648 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2021

  53. Waking up and seeing the high school drop outs post about corona being fake news,My favorite part of the day!!!

    48607 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2021

  54. Mitch McConnell told CEOs to 'stay out of politics' over the Georgia voting law, despite being one of the biggest recipients of corporate cash in Congress

    48597 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2021

  55. Well, well, well. Look who's blocking the alley. 🙄

    48590 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2021

  56. Most guys who are in the "friend zone" aren't even in the "friend zone," they're in the "Oh god, not this fucker again" zone

    48588 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2021

  57. Corporations are people, but only when they support me, otherwise they can keep their mouths shut!

    48576 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2021

  58. Love her spirit! 😆 We need more dancing and joy in this world. 💃

    48543 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2021

  59. Unfortunately it’s not surprising

    48543 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2021

  60. Using a Chameleon to get rid of bathroom flies

    48537 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2021

  61. That's a new low

    48519 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2021

  62. He‘s living in 2050.

    48510 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2021

  63. Still life based on my childhood, drawn on iPad

    48452 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2021

  64. Baby talk isn't a real language

    48448 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2021

  65. Tony Hawk coaching 12 year old Sky Brown on skating a 100ft ramp(mega ramp).

    48402 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2021

  66. I don't know why but it was so much fun back then

    48384 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2021

  67. Yeeeeee

    48381 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2021

  68. A cosmic sensation.

    48367 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2021

  69. oh god the second hand embarrassment...

    48361 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2021

  70. Shocking

    48344 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2021

  71. This Tweet Aged Well

    48337 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2021

  72. This is why we need to start thinking that abuse does not pretain to one gender. This is so fucked up. She's only going to jail for 16 months. This was not the first assault. Men should have support too.

    48318 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2021

  73. What’s the shittiest way a friend has shown you they weren’t really your friend?

    48318 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2021

  74. Hjelle, Norway.

    48314 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2021

  75. Wait a minute...

    48306 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2021

  76. I’ve got 5 owlets in my owl box!

    48296 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2021

  77. When you’re pouring something and this happens

    48243 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2021

  78. Report: China, Russia fueling QAnon conspiracy theories

    48207 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2021

  79. No caramel for my ice cream I guess

    48194 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2021

  80. I have waited so long for this moment

    48191 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2021

  81. The true name of cat is pspsps

    48152 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2021

  82. Throwback to my favourite template

    48143 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2021

  83. IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY

    48133 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2021

  84. "Not OJ" license plate

    48118 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2021

  85. Top notch

    48117 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2021

  86. Zookeepers of Reddit, what's the low-down, dirty, inside scoop on zoos?

    48104 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2021

  87. People who were made to choose between your pet or your partner, how did your ex react when you chose your pet?

    48100 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2021

  88. Wife was not a fan of my taste in boat names

    48048 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2021

  89. Yonger siblings be like..

    48043 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2021

  90. Jake Paul accused of sexual assault by Justine Paradise, 'I thought he would stop if I didn't want to do anything else'

    48005 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2021

  91. This poor terrified dog trapped under trash in an open trailer

    47979 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2021

  92. Bill To Ban The Trade Of Shark Fins In The United States Is Reintroduced In Congress

    47966 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2021

  93. TIL the suicide rate of retail workers is higher than the average, with one worker saying: “People getting angry at me telling them what to do, cussing me out, being rude to me over it. It’s unbearable.”

    47896 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2021

  94. Stop Billionaires From Buying Elections

    47894 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2021

  95. this cute little guy

    47884 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2021

  96. This is true art. Amazing

    47839 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2021

  97. In 1978, an Indian man travelled from India to Sweden on a bicycle to reunite with a woman he met while she was on vacation in India. Travelling through 8 different countries, the journey took him a total of 4 months. 43 years on the couple are still happily married in Sweden.

    47833 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2021

  98. Type Swapped Pokemon.

    47804 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2021

  99. She was probably very good at sports

    47798 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2021

  100. Pulpit rock, Norway

    47796 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2021