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  1. Dogs would love it if dog food makers would put a toy in the bag like cereal.

    14576 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2022

  2. I just want to know what the heck happened.

    14575 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2022

  3. She thought she had him

    14569 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2022

  4. When sexting in a country that uses the metric system do you say “I want to feel every centimeter of you”? vs. American “I want to feel every inch of you”

    14563 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2022

  5. You can't compare getting a vasectomy to taking birth control pills

    14563 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2022

  6. TIL Peyote, a hallucinogenic cacti is against the law in the US except if you are a Native American due to religious rights under the first amendment

    14558 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2022

  7. Welcoming the Incredible Teams and Legendary Franchises of Activision Blizzard to Microsoft Gaming - Xbox Wire

    14554 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2022

  8. This is not my president!

    14536 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2022

  9. Video game reviewers in 2022 be like:

    14536 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2022

  10. Steve Irwin’s family has saved over 90K animals, including Australia wildfire victims

    14531 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2022

  11. +11.26% (1/31/22)

    14526 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2022

  12. A Greenback Is Worth 99 Cents!

    14519 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2022

  13. Standard magic

    14515 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2022

  14. Southern slave owners remained politically powerful after the Civil War. In Texas, former slave owners made up more than half of all state legislators until the late 1890s. Counties that elected more slave owners had substantially worse outcomes for blacks until the early 20th century.

    14509 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2022

  15. Eli5: Why is farming portrayed as so unprofitable and hard?

    14505 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2022

  16. "Finally, I have the house to myself.", the boy said when he threw himself on the couch.

    14497 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2022

  17. Be gentle

    14487 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2022

  18. Pitbull attacks a bison and immediately regrets

    14487 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2022

  19. Kid gets a Netspend pre-paid for his bday last year with $50 on it. Finally decided to use it and the fees bled the card dry.

    14482 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2022

  20. What is a movie you assume everyone has seen?

    14482 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2022

  21. California Deputy DA Who Fought Vaccine Mandate Dies Abruptly After Falling Ill With COVID at Age 46

    14480 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2022

  22. to stop family asking for money

    14477 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2022

  23. This worker goes to Heaven without a queue

    14466 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2022

  24. Elon Musk's solution to traffic, the Las Vegas loop, experiences a traffic jam. A user in r/elonmusk points this out and commenters get upset.

    14452 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2022

  25. Pete Davidson is so ugly. He in no way is attractive in any aspects other than maybe his personality.

    14444 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2022

  26. It was actually $300k

    14433 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2022

  27. Saw these handmade hats and mittens in my local park when walking the dog. Very proud of my city

    14421 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2022

  28. Generational wealth is wild when you don’t have it

    14419 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2022

  29. Why does it hurt so much?

    14415 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2022

  30. Ordered a keyboard from Staples, was sent a case of Dr. Pepper instead

    14414 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2022

  31. Hol'up

    14410 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2022

  32. Guess the country

    14410 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2022

  33. the script of No Way Home has officially been released, and I thought this part was particularly hilarious

    14393 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2022

  34. Give it your best shot

    14392 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2022

  35. me_irl

    14391 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2022

  36. New Boba Fett Trailer

    14384 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2022

  37. luxurious cabinets

    14379 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2022

  38. Attack of the Clones scene, in Arizona

    14378 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2022

  39. Me and my mom making hot food for stray dogs that live near the house

    14370 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2022

  40. Man gets into a argument and goes to his car to get the gun

    14361 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2022

  41. Young boys harassing the Horace Baker family, the first African American family to move into the all white Delmar Village neighborhood of Folcroft, Pennsylvania - Aug. 30, 1963. [657x900]

    14360 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2022

  42. Thank you, random guy

    14359 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2022

  43. Settle a debate for me. Is warped plank more blue or green?

    14349 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2022

  44. Thanks, I hate these hotel bathroom tiles

    14345 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2022

  45. Me_irl

    14344 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2022

  46. To pass without studying

    14342 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2022

  47. Found out I had pneumonia and my entire left lung was filled with fluid and collapsed. Got that taken care of but now they found a mass they think is lymphoma. Wish me luck!

    14336 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2022

  48. O_o

    14335 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2022

  49. This woman’s mother suffers from Alzheimer’s. For the first time in years, she recognized her daughter, looked into her eyes and told her she loves her

    14332 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2022

  50. Easy

    14313 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2022

  51. Called my boss and said “how do you expect me to work like this.” She said “try your best.” I’m a barista.

    14306 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2022

  52. Lost the fight to himself

    14304 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2022

  53. Nepotism in young Hollywood: Which currently popular actor/actress is NOT a product of being well-connected and/or rich?

    14299 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2022

  54. Men who married their wives just for their looks, how is it going?

    14296 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2022

  55. It's the return of the, oh wait, no way, you're kidding! He didn't just use the mind-trick on who I think he did, did he?

    14295 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2022

  56. Xbox players are fed up with forced crossplay against PC gamers

    14284 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2022

  57. I read most comments

    14282 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2022

  58. Ningguang's model got "slightly" changed. Her back has no shoulder plates now... apparently they are too "sexual"? How and why? Credits to @anonsbelle on Twitter.

    14282 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2022

  59. EpiPen makers to pay massive $465 million fine for ripping off Medicaid over the lifesaving device

    14272 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2022

  60. If your lose your job because you’re not vaccinated…

    14271 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2022

  61. My girlfriend is a sex worker and pulls in tons of money, but I hate it so much.

    14266 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2022

  62. WENDJY’S

    14255 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2022

  63. Dude never gave up

    14254 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2022

  64. Walmart substituted my cereal for Parmesan cheese

    14252 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2022

  65. Cool pattern design

    14251 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2022

  66. I searched for my dog for 20 minutes!

    14240 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2022

  67. Hana Horka: Czech singer dies after catching Covid intentionally - BBC News

    14237 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2022

  68. [Highlight] Westbrook hits the top of the backboard

    14234 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2022

  69. That's a big difference

    14233 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2022

  70. Mike Tyson gets big mad when you bring up that he's a convicted rapist.

    14204 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2022

  71. $1 slices... *Squints* oh

    14204 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2022

  72. What's a feeling better than an orgasm?

    14203 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2022

  73. All the countries that have gained independence from Great Britain

    14198 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2022

  74. Is eating ass gaining popularity, or are younger generations more open about discussing eating ass?

    14195 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2022

  75. 2mrirl4meirl

    14177 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2022

  76. Call of Grandma

    14165 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2022

  77. Black wolf, a melanistic variant of the gray wolf, Minnesota Northwoods, Sept. 2021

    14153 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2022

  78. In 2012, a gay couple sued a Colorado Baker who refused to bake a wedding cake for them. Why would they want to eat a cake baked by a homophobe on happiest day of their lives?

    14149 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2022

  79. Dog panicking if something bad happening to his friend Cat

    14140 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2022

  80. United States Spend Ten Times More On Fossil Fuel Subsidies Than Education

    14136 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2022

  81. I was in the middle of an alignment when I could faintly hear happy women noises inside the truck so I checked and …

    14099 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2022

  82. We should stop shaming people for wanting to spend times doing things they actually enjoy

    14095 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2022

  83. Hey y’all. My parents placed a camera in my room a while ago. i am also not allowed to lock doors and no one knocks before they enter. Can you tell me what you think about this?

    14071 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2022

  84. Is the idea strange? Yes. Is the end result worth it? Also yes

    14068 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2022

  85. So I randomly got shipped an extra PS5. merry late Christmas to me I guess. Sorry to that one kid

    14062 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2022

  86. Expect more worrisome variants after Omicron, scientists say

    14059 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2022

  87. An eggcelent charm for your bracelet

    14057 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2022

  88. Kid got some sick moves

    14055 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2022

  89. LPT: Practice doesn't make perfect; it makes permanent. Practicing something incorrectly means you may have to unlearn bad technique, which is FAR more difficult than making sure you practice that thing correctly to begin with.

    14050 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2022

  90. Last comment

    14022 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2022

  91. This will come in handy

    14008 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2022

  92. Postman, the allfather

    14003 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2022

  93. [OC] Another Giveaway! Hammer Dice Vault and Tower or Sneak Attack Dagger. To Bludgeon or Pierce? (mod approved)

    14000 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2022

  94. Thich Quang Duc, a Vietnamese Mahayana Buddhist monk who burned himself to death in protest of the persecution of Buddhists by the South Vietnamese government, June 11th 1963.

    13991 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2022

  95. I asked my husband to try and get a photo of our cats together and this is what he sent me

    13989 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2022

  96. ELI5: Where do STDs come from if you can only get them from someone who has one?

    13982 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2022

  97. giant crab Snapping the golf club

    13976 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2022

  98. [Highlight] Cade Cunningham throws down the reverse dunk on Jalen Smith and then gets ejected for pointing

    13939 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2022

  99. Panasonic to Offer Four-Day Workweek in Japan | Productivity actually goes up when workers have more flexibility with their hours.

    13937 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2022

  100. Happy New Year

    13937 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2022