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Reddit (Feb 2023)

  1. After 10 years of saving, we are officially homeowners!

    18570 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2023

  2. Karen “test drives” a new car and takes to yelp.

    18551 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2023

  3. Awww skeet skeet motherfu...

    18547 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2023

  4. A study of nearly 200,000 ex-felons in Florida found that ones who resettled in communities with a large number of immigrants had 21% lower rates of recidivism, suggesting that immigrant communities could reduce crime and improve safety, possibly by increasing social bonds.

    18536 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2023

  5. Rule 34... Rule 43... i mean... Code 43!!

    18536 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2023

  6. SLPT: How to get drunk on the cheap

    18519 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2023

  7. Cursed dasher

    18515 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2023

  8. legal counsel

    18514 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2023

  9. Looks like someone got tired of his banana chair and abandoned it downstairs in my neighborhood 🤔

    18506 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2023

  10. ‘You People’ Actor Claims Jonah Hill and Lauren London’s Pivotal Kiss Was Faked With CGI

    18442 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2023

  11. This restaurant only has a women’s and unisex bathroom, no men’s

    18436 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2023

  12. It applies to other jobs as well, including teachers.

    18433 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2023

  13. In which Lavern Spicer learns that when you lie with dogs you wake up with fleas.

    18419 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2023

  14. I always have them on.

    18397 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2023

  15. "I must catch the light"

    18392 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2023

  16. New bill would eliminate Florida Democratic Party

    18371 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2023

  17. hey what's goin on

    18354 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2023

  18. Drone Footage of a Dairy Farm

    18323 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2023

  19. Ohh, now it makes much more sense.

    18304 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2023

  20. Ohio officials say air quality in East Palestine is fine but not to drink the water

    18282 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2023

  21. Ukraine succeeds in bringing back 128 children forcibly removed to Russia

    18276 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2023

  22. Dude Where's My Car? (2000) was ahead of it's time.

    18275 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2023

  23. One of the worst takes i've seen in a while.

    18271 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2023

  24. Chinese surveillance balloon downed by a single missile from an F-22

    18264 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2023

  25. Always worried to post this anywhere, in case someone doesn’t get the reference and thinks I’m just into really weird stuff. Anyways, enjoy this scroll saw art I made.

    18259 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2023

  26. Donald Trump, who rolled back rail safety regulations and slashed environmental protections, donates Trump-branded water to East Palestine residents

    18246 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2023

  27. US warns its citizens in Russia to get out immediately

    18223 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2023

  28. I made a candlelit dinner for my girlfriend

    18223 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2023

  29. Thanks, I Hate the Mass Shooter Media Cycle

    18223 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2023

  30. A Canadian groundhog was found dead just before he was supposed to predict if we'd get more winter

    18219 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2023

  31. anon does it

    18202 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2023

  32. RIP Actor and Comedian Richard Belzer, Munch of “SVU” and “Homicide,” Famous for Dry Sense of Humor

    18169 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2023

  33. her baby IS innocent...

    18167 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2023

  34. AI 'Seinfeld' show suspended by Twitch for transphobic, homophobic stand-up

    18163 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2023

  35. China Spots Unidentified Object Flying Near Port City: Paper

    18153 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2023

  36. Meta to launch a monthly subscription service priced at $11.99

    18153 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2023

  37. A plea to all IT managers: Stop it, no one cares, no one!

    18140 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2023

  38. Alexa, Intruder alert!

    18134 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2023

  39. Children seeing a camera for the first time in 1901.

    18123 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2023

  40. Jo-Raquel Tejada, a timeless bombshell (1970)

    18115 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2023

  41. A very happy 14th birthday to my biggest puppy, Bailey!

    18107 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2023

  42. A 13-year-old boy was rescued from the rubble 55 HOURS later. It was stated that he protected his budgerigar by holding it in his palm.

    18098 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2023

  43. It could take a decade to undo damage to the Republican Party caused by Fox News promoting election fraud claims, says former GOP official

    18094 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2023

  44. My ex cheated, so I refunded a gift and now she's livid.

    18067 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2023

  45. 🔥 Dolphins often use pufferfish to get high. Pufferfish is a very toxic fish, it can easily kill a dolphin. But dolphins have learned that small doses of this toxin make them hallucinate. Gangs of dolphins (usually young males) often chew on pufferfish and pass it among one-another.

    18063 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2023

  46. To record yourself having a romantic kiss

    18063 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2023

  47. My girlfriend made this cute Comic Cake

    18047 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2023

  48. Longer version of the fat shaming incident.

    18034 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2023

  49. Dreams can be deceiving

    18028 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2023

  50. meirl

    18027 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2023

  51. Most sold car in Europe (red) vs. Most sold car in the US (grey)

    18019 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2023

  52. Dad humour

    18017 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2023

  53. What is a dead giveaway someone is not to be fucked with?

    18012 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2023

  54. We went downstairs and he immediately showed me his donut.

    18006 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2023

  55. ELI5 How come teeth need so much maintenance? They seems to go against natural selection compared to the rest of our bodies.

    18000 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2023

  56. Another airflow setup post. Never had temp problems, but a buddy said my fan setup was trash. Is he right?

    17995 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2023

  57. I heard that to smile at a cat, you simply blink very slowly at them. I tried today? This was her reaction…

    17989 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2023

  58. Future Fords Could Repossess Themselves and Drive Away if You Miss Payments

    17985 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2023

  59. Tifu by suggesting that my daughter invite her best friend over after a life altering event.

    17982 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2023

  60. Jonah Hill was offered the lowest amount possible ($60,000) for his role in The Wolf of Wall Street which he eagerly accepted just for the opportunity to work with legendary director Martin Scorsese. Leonardo Di Caprio pocketed $10,000,000.

    17979 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2023

  61. Absolute

    17966 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2023

  62. I have changed my [childrens’] last diaper…

    17964 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2023

  63. Car with bumper stickers saying they support police has a police scanner in the front to avoid police.

    17959 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2023

  64. TIL 80% of Elevator “Close Door” buttons are non-functional

    17950 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2023

  65. Justin Trudeau was warranted in using Emergencies Act to shut down ‘Freedom Convoy,’ inquiry report finds

    17946 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2023

  66. meirl

    17937 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2023

  67. The math does not add up Brigitte!!!

    17933 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2023

  68. Reindeer castration by Laplander women

    17916 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2023

  69. I wonder what their profession is

    17891 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2023

  70. Recovering from an ED and my partner is my biggest supporter!

    17888 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2023

  71. To celebrate Black History month

    17885 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2023

  72. 2meirl4meirl

    17883 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2023

  73. 🔥 f'ed around, found out.

    17881 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2023

  74. The way he dances is trippy

    17863 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2023

  75. Dad gambit

    17851 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2023

  76. Tesla driver killed after plowing into firetruck on freeway

    17845 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2023

  77. In 2018 comedian Sacha Baron Cohen pranked a town hall meeting convincing a community of racists that the world's largest mosque outside of the Middle East was going to be built in their town

    17836 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2023

  78. Official Poster for 'The Flash'

    17832 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2023

  79. TIL Birds can eat rice safely, they don't explode and die. It was a 1996 urban legend that has been spread every wedding season.

    17790 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2023

  80. I don’t know what to call this

    17774 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2023

  81. Justin Trudeau was warranted in using Emergencies Act to shut down ‘Freedom Convoy,’ inquiry report finds

    17771 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2023

  82. reddit on tumblr on reddit

    17760 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2023

  83. An epic moment from X-Men: The Last Stand

    17754 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2023

  84. Never touch your truck again? You got it neighbor

    17743 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2023

  85. Lol, Trump is giving pallets of Goya beans to E. Palestine

    17723 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2023

  86. Netflix is locking titles now?

    17717 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2023

  87. Can't believe this guy

    17713 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2023

  88. meirl

    17700 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2023

  89. Kia Engineers: We can make it hard to steal or we can make a really good exhaust for it. Kia Execs:

    17698 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2023

  90. Spain passes law allowing people to freely change gender from age 16

    17682 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2023

  91. Good parenting makes good people

    17673 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2023

  92. Beat it again!

    17653 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2023

  93. what has been your most bone-chilling, hair-raising, "Let's get the hell out of here" experience?

    17638 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2023

  94. Texts between my girlfriend and her daughters best friends father.

    17614 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2023

  95. But i just asked..

    17609 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2023

  96. Lewis Capaldi’s fans finishing his song when he was struggling with his Tourette’s.

    17609 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2023

  97. Macron wants Russia's defeat in Ukraine without 'crushing' Russia

    17595 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2023

  98. A Russian claiming to hold secrets about advanced bomber jets turned up at the US southern border seeking asylum: report

    17592 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2023

  99. What's a sign that someone grew up poor?

    17583 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2023

  100. Going by the number of medals, this North Korean general must be the greatest military hero of all-time

    17576 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2023