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  1. Do you fart in front of your partner? Why? Why not?

    10379 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2023

  2. Beaver carrying a carrot and a head of lettuce back to his home

    10375 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2023

  3. The haters will blame social media

    10375 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2023

  4. How tf did it end up there?

    10364 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2023

  5. Matthew Perry to Remove Keanu Reeves From Future Editions Of His Book

    10363 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2023

  6. [Charania] Sacramento Kings star De'Aaron Fox has suffered a fractured index finger in his left shooting hand, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium . Fox is expected to be listed doubtful to play in Game 5 vs. Warriors.

    10356 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2023

  7. [Esnaashari] Russell Westbrook today: 37 points 6 rebounds 4 assists 17/29 FGS ZERO FREE THROWS.

    10353 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2023

  8. Only quality prank videos

    10343 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2023

  9. Do you remember these?

    10333 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2023

  10. REVEALED: GOP leader, who voted to expel Tennessee Three, found guilty of sexually harassing interns

    10315 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2023

  11. A brutal one two punch

    10305 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2023

  12. When my roommate’s boring alcoholic friends talk shit about my plants covering my tv connected to my Xbox in MY living room. Fuck

    10304 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2023

  13. SpaceX giant rocket fails minutes after launching from Texas | AP News

    10292 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2023

  14. Eva Green Wins Million Dollar Lawsuit Over 'A Patriot' Movie

    10285 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2023

  15. Warren Buffett: ‘If someone offered you $10,000 to never buy an iPhone again, you wouldn’t take it’

    10268 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2023

  16. Half the population of Switzerland have gun, but no mass shootings!

    10266 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2023

  17. Ingenious water barrier

    10264 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2023

  18. After doing a rewatch this cold open is still my favorite. And probably the best there is

    10259 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2023

  19. Villa Auditore

    10243 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2023

  20. Am I the only one who is tired of videos of people doing "good deeds"? If you're going to be nice to a fellow human being, just do it to be nice. The whole world doesn't need to see you being a good person for you to actually be a good person.

    10242 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2023

  21. Martin Scorsese’s New Film ‘Killers Of The Flower Moon’ Officially Clocks In At A Whopping 3 Hours 54 Minutes

    10240 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2023

  22. [Post Game Thread] The Sacramento Kings (3-3) force game 7 as they defeat the Golden State Warriors (3-3) by 118 - 99, behind 54 combined points from De'Aaron Fox and Malik Monk

    10231 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2023

  23. Strategy that helps you call her correctly

    10227 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2023

  24. Married people of Reddit, if you switched jobs with your spouse with zero training or preparation, who would get fired first?

    10222 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2023

  25. Maggie Rogers selling concert tickets in person: ‘F – – k bots + f – – k fees’

    10216 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2023

  26. Twitter puts 'government-funded media' tag on CBC account | CBC News

    10194 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2023

  27. (OC) I am so excited to share, but not many people to share with. She said yes. I am so happy!!

    10189 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2023

  28. TIFU having sex with my ex

    10173 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2023

  29. what was he trying to prove?

    10169 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2023

  30. THERE’S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GETTING HEROES AND STEALING!!

    10158 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2023

  31. Rooting for the team you used to play for

    10145 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2023

  32. Sigma kid

    10143 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2023

  33. This butterfly is a bilateral gynandromorph, literally half male, half female

    10115 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2023

  34. We care for you legally

    10115 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2023

  35. *Laughs in Count Dooku*

    10108 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2023

  36. Society has failed her

    10105 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2023

  37. What are dealbreaker fetishes and why?

    10093 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2023

  38. She's not recovering from this

    10074 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2023

  39. When Kobe is in the Zone.

    10072 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2023

  40. Rookie police officer sexually assaults a woman while performing a pat down

    10059 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2023

  41. I'm helping

    10045 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2023

  42. [@MercedesAMGF1] A thread: Every 500 likes. We make George bigger.

    10043 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2023

  43. Florida Republicans pass bill to remove trans kids from parent's custody, even those living out of state

    10032 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2023

  44. "I didn't know how to explain that fish genetics don't adhere to human gender roles"

    10024 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2023

  45. Sweet revenge

    10003 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2023

  46. Just a valuable lesson

    10000 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2023

  47. I’m in remission after battling stage 4 cancer, this is the cake I got to celebrate.

    9991 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2023

  48. CNN anchor appears stunned as Donald Trump attorney throws Joe Tacopina under the bus

    9970 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2023

  49. Settle an argument for my partner and I: What color is our cat?

    9968 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2023

  50. This is what heaven must be like

    9959 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2023

  51. Alonso: “I tried to force a mistake from Lewis all race long, [I] tried to get close, but he drove fantastically well, as the champion he is, and no mistakes.”

    9948 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2023

  52. Misunderstood

    9943 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2023

  53. Oh no

    9942 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2023

  54. COLD 🥶

    9933 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2023

  55. I'm so tired of authors describing skin like mine with chocolate or mocha. How would you like it if every time a character who looks like you is introduced they get compared to mayonnaise?

    9918 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2023

  56. maybe maybe maybe

    9917 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2023

  57. What was the wildest way you found out you were being cheated on?

    9905 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2023

  58. Real time gap between Verstappen and Hamilton

    9904 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2023

  59. I get it, I promise not to open the door

    9895 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2023

  60. do guys actually like thick thighs?

    9894 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2023

  61. That would be enough

    9885 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2023

  62. What a great idea to put something that gets solid in room temperature into a tight-necked bottle!

    9872 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2023

  63. Hubby unemployed for 9 months. Finally landed a job thats not temp or a contract gig. 5 minutes after clocking in, he trips on some carpet and breaks his leg

    9866 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2023

  64. The oil refinery and depot used by the russian military at Kozacha Bay near the City of Sevastopol.

    9861 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2023

  65. He could never!

    9856 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2023

  66. TIFU by telling my partner that I've masturbated while thinking about her friends.

    9848 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2023

  67. WSJ completely and utterly misses the point why there’s criticism

    9822 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2023

  68. To Dance

    9789 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2023

  69. Meirl

    9785 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2023

  70. Musk changes CBC’s label to ‘69% government funded’ after broadcaster announces Twitter pause

    9768 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2023

  71. How do you feel about the fact that you will have to die one day?

    9768 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2023

  72. Moving the droop nose of a Concorde

    9765 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2023

  73. Living in the matrix

    9756 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2023

  74. Today is my grandmother's birthday! Here is a picture of her being the coolest, as Ash from Pokemon (1990s)

    9753 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2023

  75. Just asking the question

    9749 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2023

  76. Origami Bat

    9734 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2023

  77. “Liberal indoctrination”

    9732 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2023

  78. [Post Game Thread] The Miami Heat take a commanding 3-1 lead over the Milwaukee Bucks, 119-114. JIMMY BUTLER adds another monster game to his postseason resume with a Miami Heat record 56 points!

    9731 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2023

  79. NATO no longer allows temporary occupation of its territory in event of Russian attack

    9730 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2023

  80. Pendulum waves with an added note for each ball

    9726 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2023

  81. Magic

    9726 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2023

  82. CMA prevents Microsoft from purchasing Activision over concerns the deal would damage competition in the Cloud Gaming market

    9726 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2023

  83. What It's Like To Be A Parent In America

    9723 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2023

  84. Fcking Motivation C*nts

    9714 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2023

  85. Jonathan Majors Dropped By Management Firm Entertainment 360, PR Team The Lede Company

    9706 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2023

  86. Is this slander?

    9704 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2023

  87. In honor of Tucker getting the boot, here’s Jon Stewart surgically neutering him on Crossfire in 2004

    9675 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2023

  88. [image] never give up!

    9664 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2023

  89. Why can't you make good jokes? ME:

    9660 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2023

  90. This is how the 🇬🇧 British military escorts 🇺🇦 Ukrainian soldiers from training in Great Britain. 🇺🇦🤝🇬🇧 [source in comments]

    9652 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2023

  91. Cardio at the gym

    9652 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2023

  92. 25 years in prison for a crime he did not commit

    9648 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2023

  93. There is no way that happened

    9645 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2023

  94. Harvard trained beggar.

    9629 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2023

  95. What Does The Furry Say

    9625 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2023

  96. Wrexham Gets Promoted

    9624 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2023

  97. Meirl

    9619 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2023

  98. Should have locked the door.

    9605 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2023

  99. It's just a reflex!

    9604 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2023

  100. Bruh I’m dead 💀

    9593 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2023