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  1. Brute forcing 471 billion melodies 🤯

    12733 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2023

  2. Isn’t that….what you’re supposed to do?

    12722 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2023

  3. Me_irl

    12717 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2023

  4. CEO publicly called me out after asking for a raise

    12717 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2023

  5. TIL that Berkshire Hathaway has never had a stock split and each share trades at over US$400,000.

    12698 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2023

  6. My boyfriend of 5 years just told me he no longer finds me desirable because I lost an eye.

    12696 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2023

  7. TIL that if Bill Gates told a Microsoft employee "You’re full of shit. That’s the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard", that meant that the software mogul was amazed and impressed. "In the lore of Microsoft, if Bill says that to you, you’re made", an employee said.

    12689 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2023

  8. The absolute state of this community is appalling

    12675 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2023

  9. Master of balance.

    12670 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2023

  10. How my fantasy football determines draft order

    12668 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2023

  11. George Santos Missed the Deadline to Reveal His Finances. Now What?

    12664 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2023

  12. Because the people want sex toys, Lara

    12653 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2023

  13. Choose one

    12647 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2023

  14. My fiancé has a micropenis

    12608 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2023

  15. Men taking hints be like

    12607 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2023

  16. Biker Fights Fire With A Garden Hose, Until Firefighters Arrive

    12607 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2023

  17. How do you deal with realizing you’ve been a terrible person most of your life?

    12604 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2023

  18. Two dogs try to hunt a bunny

    12573 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2023

  19. Students, professors report chaos as semester begins at New College of Florida

    12564 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2023

  20. Restaurant owner tries to hide a DUI record that could prevent her from getting a liquor license, by getting a disgraced police chief to raid a newspaper that wasn't even planning to publish her history. This backfires spectacularly.

    12545 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2023

  21. This cat just randomly jumped on me and fell asleep

    12540 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2023

  22. Pregnant hands

    12538 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2023

  23. Boy gets unexpected birthday surprise cake from his boss and his reaction is priceless

    12536 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2023

  24. What is going to happen when nobody can afford to live anymore?

    12518 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2023

  25. AITAH for breaking up with my boyfriend because of the way he was grieving my miscarriage?

    12512 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2023

  26. The Best Part Is The Recovery Team😂

    12511 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2023

  27. Father finds out his anonymous kidney donor is his daughter

    12505 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2023

  28. The waiter deserves an award for having his fellow man’s back like this

    12502 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2023

  29. Screenshot of “AITA For Wanting My GF To Get Labiaplasty?”

    12494 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2023

  30. I designed these outfits. How would you describe my style?

    12493 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2023

  31. My landlord took away the bed and mattress that were provided in the "furnished" rental and replaced it with this thing which is really hard to sleep on

    12490 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2023

  32. TIL about Roy Pearson, a judge who sued his dry cleaners for $54 million after he accused them of losing his pants

    12490 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2023

  33. People who don't drink alcohol, why?

    12489 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2023

  34. [MoreSteph] James Harden just said this twice “Daryl Morey is a liar, I will never be a part of organization that he is part of it”

    12489 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2023

  35. Karen Go Home

    12478 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2023

  36. What the hell are you talking about?

    12465 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2023

  37. Woman using an eyeshadow from the 1920s

    12464 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2023

  38. My boss takes all of the credit for my work - and now the CEO said my imprint on the org is lacking.

    12459 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2023

  39. need what he’s on

    12454 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2023

  40. Bro respectfully nodding

    12448 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2023

  41. ChatGPT’s worst people and why

    12427 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2023

  42. You literally can’t make this up

    12411 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2023

  43. Kansas reporter files federal lawsuit against police chief who raided her newspaper's office

    12406 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2023

  44. I thought students being able to use a school bathroom was a basic right

    12402 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2023

  45. In only in 4 words

    12399 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2023

  46. AITAH for not giving my BF half of my Jackpot winnings?

    12397 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2023

  47. Driving at night with astigmatism

    12375 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2023

  48. How old is your graphics card again?

    12375 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2023

  49. "First the man takes the drink, then the drink takes the man." Sculpture created based off an old Irish saying.

    12374 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2023

  50. Wait, you're not allowed to play the game like way.

    12361 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2023

  51. Kim Kardashian gets her driver's licence photo at the DMV

    12353 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2023

  52. Anon is America (heil spez)

    12349 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2023

  53. Group of four older ladies left this at the table next to me...

    12349 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2023

  54. Rage against The Machine taken of air while performing Live

    12348 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2023

  55. Wagner boss Prigozhin killed in plane crash in Russia

    12346 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2023

  56. Caught this "tic tac" looking object near Nellis

    12342 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2023

  57. Watch Dennis realize who the real hero is...

    12341 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2023

  58. WWE superstar Bray Wyatt taking the time to make a young fan’s day

    12335 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2023

  59. maybe maybe maybe

    12329 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2023

  60. Full circle

    12302 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2023

  61. Sons support their mum in her journey with cancer

    12302 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2023

  62. GOP sees turnout disaster without Trump

    12300 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2023

  63. Of course they are. Anyone could have predicted this.

    12288 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2023

  64. Real questions

    12287 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2023

  65. Trans women banned from world chess events while review takes place

    12286 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2023

  66. Who saw that coming?

    12273 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2023

  67. Sunny little words can clear the cloudiest of minds 🫶

    12267 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2023

  68. Armored Core 6 has crazy in-depth cosmetic customization with 0 microtransactions.

    12264 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2023

  69. Dbrand on the situation

    12258 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2023

  70. Everyone, meet Mashed Potatoes. He’s just a little man

    12254 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2023

  71. AITAH for telling my dad he doesn’t get to talk about my period?

    12252 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2023

  72. TIL that Nikola Tesla tried to sell several governments on a "death ray" that would destroy armies and planes from 200 miles away

    12236 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2023

  73. I'll annihilate them all. And not just at the elementary school level. But at the elewomentary, and the elechildrentary!

    12232 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2023

  74. Am i wrong for breaking up with my girlfriend after she continues to cross my sexual boundaries?

    12228 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2023

  75. TIL the youngest person to ever be diagnosed with Alzheimer’s Disease was only 19 years old, with initial symptoms beginning at 17.

    12193 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2023

  76. TIL that lesbians experience higher rates of domestic assault than straight women, with over 67% of assaulted lesbians reporting exclusively female perpetrators

    12187 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2023

  77. Orlando Cops shoot Woman charging at them with knives.

    12183 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2023

  78. How do I tell people that I don’t drink alcohol at all ever, without being awkward whenever someone urges me to drink it in social gatherings

    12181 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2023

  79. The monster is so nice 😆

    12173 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2023

  80. Governor Pritzker Commencement Speech at Northwestern, "How to spot an idiot."

    12169 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2023

  81. to go outside without a face mask in Australia...

    12166 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2023

  82. Donald Trump's movements were tracked by Twitter—Prosecutor

    12164 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2023

  83. That Plane lady "TMFINR" is seen getting on another plane. Man asked what she saw that day.

    12149 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2023

  84. Uhhh excuse me????

    12124 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2023

  85. I always dreamt about making $20 an hour

    12116 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2023

  86. AITA for thinking my husband was sexualizing our daughter?

    12113 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2023

  87. TIL During WW2, the American military went from 2,500 planes to over 300,000 aircraft used by the end of the war

    12112 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2023

  88. the scale of the NYC migrant crisis is staggering - this is a tent city in Queens, which will open tonight and house 1,000 single adult men. 100,000 have arrived since last spring, with 57K+ currently filling city shelters

    12110 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2023

  89. Which way, 2000s kid?

    12109 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2023

  90. Proof men don’t want drama

    12104 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2023

  91. WCGW I am speeeed

    12104 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2023

  92. Cursed_Just the two of us

    12093 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2023

  93. Allegations of assault, sexism & inappropriate conduct inside Linus Tech Tips

    12063 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2023

  94. Why!?!

    12054 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2023

  95. Heartbreaking The worst person you know makes a great point

    12053 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2023

  96. The face I get when I enter my friend's apartment and tell him hello.

    12040 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2023

  97. [OC] A drawing I did up for a guy at my local cafe:)

    12038 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2023

  98. had a beer while at an interview

    12015 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2023

  99. Chinese factory worker attempts to murder his colleague

    12014 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2023

  100. AITA for ending my childcare agreement with my sister because I don't want to care for her future stepkids who I never met?

    12012 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2023