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Reddit (Apr 2024)
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Everyone has a travel blunder, what's yours?
5731 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2024
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This is my 2nd set of iPods that I have idiotically left in my pockets and washed. Please mock me.
5724 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2024
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Eediots
5708 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2024
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New MO, as a response to the Automaton Reclamation campaign
5698 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2024
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Thanks, Mom.
5687 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2024
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Kids are not expensive, guys.
5667 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2024
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‘This just isn’t the regular hole I know and love’
5658 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2024
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God just dropped new update now we have fire tornadoes
5654 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2024
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Taylor Swift announces The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology
5636 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2024
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In 20 years someone will ask what was covid lockdown like, how will you answer?
5635 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2024
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My Mizora cosplay (demonic form)
5627 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2024
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Why are younger guys these days interested in older women?
5624 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2024
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Ukraine Packed A Cessna-Style Plane With Explosives, Added Remote Controls And Kamikaze’d It Into A Russian Drone Factory 600 Miles Away
5622 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2024
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Nikola Jokić dominates the DPOY with 41pts/11reb/7ast/3stl on 16-20 shooting in Win vs Timberwolves
5615 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2024
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Ultraviolet bath given to Soviet kids, USSR, 1980s
5603 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2024
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My son kicked me in the stomach and my husband slapped him
5574 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2024
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What movie’s visual effects have aged like milk, and conversely, what movie’s visual effects have aged like fine wine?
5559 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2024
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Threatening leaving SO over breast-feeding newborn… “I enjoy your boobs. Now they’ve been in another man’s mouth…”
5555 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2024
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Dasher sits outside of my home & sends creepy message. DoorDash does nothing. Help.
5505 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2024
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Rabbi associated with Columbia University recommends Jewish students ‘return home’ amid tense protests on campus
5499 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2024
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Maybe Maybe Maybe
5491 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2024
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My fiancé fractured my arm after thinking I had a man in our home
5490 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2024
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Which video game you played that had that *ONE* level you were super frustrated with?
5472 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2024
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ChatGPT is a heartbreaker…
5441 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2024
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Stupidity can sometimes be hazardous
5414 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2024
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MAGA is literally apologizing to Putin after the House passed Ukraine aid today. How embarrassing, traitorous, and un-American.
5414 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2024
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This is a german post Ihr Geringverdiener
5410 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2024
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Congressman Rick Allen (R-GA) asks University President, “Do You Want Columbia University To Be Cursed By God?”
5405 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2024
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My wife announced she is asexual
5401 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2024
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Wife asked how I feel if she injected me while I slept.
5397 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2024
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Daughters after school activity is killing me
5394 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2024
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Millennials are beginning to realize that they not only need to have a retirement plan, they also need to plan an “end of life care” (nursing home) and funeral costs.
5384 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2024
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theHorrorTheHorror
5381 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2024
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Am I overreacting or is my friend overreacting to me having his daughter in my room?
5374 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2024
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TIFU by filing down my own front teeth
5331 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2024
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meirl
5329 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2024
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My daughter knows nothing about her partner
5329 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2024
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My dad's mic he's been using since 1968. He says it has a much warmer sound than the modern equivalents.
5304 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2024
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Utah has trademarked some names 👀
5301 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2024
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Everything about this is sad and trashy…
5294 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2024
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Biden isn't on the front lines helping Hamas!
5279 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2024
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me_irl
5278 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2024
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[Alternate Angle] Nuggets fan makes crying gesture to Lebron. Lebron makes her flinch and reenacts it for Gordon.
5274 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2024
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It gets sad
5270 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2024
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What family secret was finally spilled in your family?
5258 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2024
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I got carded on this bottle of tea that says “contains no alcohol” on the front
5246 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2024
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One Piece 1113 spoilers
5243 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2024
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What is the right answer though?
5210 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2024
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[Highlight] (Full sequence) Tatum takes a scary fall on his back late in the game after a physical play from Martin, Heat and Celtics players have to be separated by officials. Multiple technicals called (with replays)
5203 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2024
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Zelenskyy straight-up said Ukraine is going to lose if Congress doesn't send more aid
5187 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2024
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Wholesome goofy
5185 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2024
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Officer walks in on DV taking place
5168 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2024
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Tony Khan: We're like the Pepsi of pro-wrestling, and we're up against a really evil juggernaut. WWE's like the Harvey Weinstein of pro-wrestling.
5146 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2024
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[Highlight] LeBron is extremely angry after Darvin Ham refuses to challenge an out of bounds call
5137 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2024
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L take
5135 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2024
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What will Christians say when the upcoming Eclipse doesn't result in the rapture?
5127 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2024
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Don't buy people gifts for their hobbies
5121 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2024
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How do women hide their attraction so well around men?
5108 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2024
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I can guarantee you this person has never been a fan of 40k
5096 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2024
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People who can fall asleep within 8 seconds of their head hitting their pillow: how the f&ck do you fall asleep within 8 seconds of your head hitting your pillow?
5094 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2024
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If the cameraman hadn't filmed, he'd probably be in jail.
5088 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2024
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The only correct answer
5068 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2024
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Thanks madlad
5052 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2024
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Newborn circumcision rates by state - 2022
5049 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2024
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Who’s the actor that was the best at portraying straight up assholes and pieces of shit? I’m going James Woods
5043 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2024
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I know I’m beating a dead horse, but preparing to buy a house as a single person is untenable
5033 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2024
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TIL the perpetrator of the My Lai massacre had a life sentence of hard labor commuted to 3 years house arrest by President Nixon.
5022 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2024
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Am I overreacting after calling my ex's gf of less than a year a predator pedo after finding out she's been taking baths with my 8yo daughter?
5020 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2024
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Woman who “unschooled” her children is now having trouble with her 9 y/o choosing not to read
5005 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2024
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Curious as to what other Helldivers call these! We started off saying '2 man doors', which became 'double door' and after someone mishearing that now often 'Dumbledore' XD
4972 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2024
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What's the deal with this helmet? Why do so many people wear it?
4967 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2024
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Jackson County Voters Overwhelmingly Vote No on Stadium Tax & Plan
4939 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2024
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The San Marino national team is considered the worst national side in football's history. They are currently the lowest-ranked FIFA-affiliated national football team. They lost 193 matches, drew 9 and won just 1
4932 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2024
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Memory
4924 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2024
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People who make $75k or more how did you pull it off? It seems impossible to reach that salary
4897 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2024
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Maybe not the best idea....
4886 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2024
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Average boomer tweet on why they don’t like democrats
4880 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2024
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Undervaluing a College Education is a Slippery Slope
4867 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2024
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In 2016, I hated Hilary and didn’t vote. In the 600 years since 2016, I’ve really regretted my decision.
4863 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2024
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If one thing about "traditional" porn had to be permanently removed, which would you choose?
4858 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2024
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Do I tell my friends wife that he's cheating on her?
4842 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2024
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What is your most disturbing secret?
4796 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2024
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Cursed Job
4796 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2024
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If you forget to apply the parking brake
4780 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2024
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Recalculating
4773 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2024
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Best way to haul 900 retaining wall blocks up 2 flights of stairs, all in one day? Crew is me and wife (both out of shape) and 3 laborers. Is there a better way than each person walking one block at a time up the stairs?
4761 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2024
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I knocked over the paint can my gf was using to paint the front door...What's the best way to clean or cover this up?
4731 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2024
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EU may require Apple to let iPhone owners delete the Photos app
4692 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2024
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Seagull surprise
4667 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2024
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Ban on children’s puberty blockers to be enforced in private sector in England
4661 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2024
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Who carried you early game?
4647 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2024
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Cyclist thinks he owns the road.
4643 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2024
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18 hrs in I just defeated the goblins. Think I'll just quit.
4622 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2024
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What game mechanics, no matter how immersive or lore accurate, are always annoying to deal with?
4621 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2024
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Crying and drooling over Taylor Swift as you record yourself
4616 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2024
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[Post Game Thread] The Los Angeles Lakers (1-3) avoid a sweep with a 119-108 win over the Denver Nuggets (3-1), behind Anthony Davis's 25 and 22 night.
4616 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2024
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Is it a thing that partners, mostly women wake up at 3/4am and cook for their spouses before they go to work ?
4598 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2024
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meirl
4591 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2024
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What popular consumer product is actually a giant rip-off?
4585 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2024
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In a feat never seen before Taylor Swift has the top 14 spots in the Billboard Hot 100.
4579 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2024