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  1. What screams "I watch too much porn"?

    14336 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2024

  2. [Charania] Denver's Nikola Jokic has won the 2023-24 NBA Most Valuable Player award. Ninth player to ever win league MVP three times.

    14335 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2024

  3. Dad stole my identity and opened 3 credit cards in my name. He told me since I'm young, I can "do without for a few years". I'm trying to buy a house and I'm freaking out

    14328 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2024

  4. My sons SBAC Practice test

    14303 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2024

  5. LPT If you're married and have children, take PTO and go on a lunch date.

    14289 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2024

  6. Wholesome but sad

    14269 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2024

  7. All the locked doors at this Target are unlocked

    14232 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2024

  8. You can see all the colors of the Disneyland Teacup because its worn off where the door closes

    14231 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2024

  9. The Boos Have It. Trump Ruled Ineligible for Libertarian Nomination

    14118 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2024

  10. Ordered back to the office, top tech talent left instead, study finds

    14102 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2024

  11. Biden Offers to Debate Trump, With Terms, Shunning the Debate Commission

    14041 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2024

  12. I never played the games but watched the show and loved it! What does this comment mean?

    14020 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2024

  13. 🤓’I hAVe aN iMmUnE sYsteM’

    14002 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2024

  14. Newborn twins very first meeting with one another❤❤

    13951 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2024

  15. The popcorn I have doesn’t have calorie information.

    13950 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2024

  16. TIL that Ancient Egyptians believed that boys could menstruate, becoming men. In reality, they were suffering from a parasitic disease called schistosomiasis. It's caused by blood flukes, parasitic flatworms, that cause stomach pain, diarrhea, and blood in the urine.

    13915 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2024

  17. New York plans to ban smartphones in schools, allowing basic phones only | Kids, and some parents, are unlikely to be pleased

    13864 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2024

  18. Steve Bannon Will Go To Jail As He Loses Conviction Appeal

    13801 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2024

  19. What fallout conspiracy theory has you like this?

    13792 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2024

  20. My boy Adonis , he’s just turned 1

    13787 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2024

  21. Congress voted against funding a cure for cancer just to block a win for Biden

    13778 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2024

  22. My Full Body Irezumi Tattoo Done By X Tattoo Studio in Vietnam

    13777 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2024

  23. Biden: What's happening in Gaza is not genocide

    13770 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2024

  24. Major airlines sue Biden administration over fee disclosure rule

    13747 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2024

  25. TIL in the early 60s, the US Coast Guard got letters from the public demanding to know why the castaways on the TV show Gilligan's Island had not yet been rescued.

    13723 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2024

  26. Her: I bet he's out cheating... Me and the boys:

    13717 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2024

  27. "Number of different devices" fail to keep Trump awake in court

    13686 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2024

  28. US officials say North Korea may be planning military action to create chaos ahead of US election, report says

    13685 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2024

  29. I might be insane but do people the grew up in the 90’S recognize this

    13667 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2024

  30. If You Want to Be Free to Be Atheist in the USA, Please Vote Blue, and for Biden

    13623 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2024

  31. Me and my girl, 10 years apart

    13602 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2024

  32. The process of guitar playing skill in 10 years.

    13598 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2024

  33. My very conservative dad’s very stupid birthday cake

    13589 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2024

  34. My sister saying " who cares? Can you still drive the truck!?" To her shitty ass bag scratching up the glove box of my car

    13567 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2024

  35. Ever seen a gorilla beat his chest 🦍

    13521 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2024

  36. Kendrick Lamar’s music streams increase by almost 50% while Drake’s drops amid beef

    13514 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2024

  37. Title

    13454 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2024

  38. TIL that Egyptian builders such as those of the pyramids were usually not slaves, and frequently took sick days from work. Popular excuses included “stung by scorpion”, “bleeding wife”, “trouble with eye”, and even “brewing beer”.

    13430 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2024

  39. TIL there was a math question on the 1982 SAT that every single test taker got wrong. The question was so paradoxical that the creators were confused and didn’t include the actual answer as part of the selection. All 300,000 exams had to be rescored.

    13426 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2024

  40. Balloon Vendor carrying an Absurd amount of Ballons at the beach

    13416 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2024

  41. Celebrities that share the same face

    13410 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2024

  42. do americans really drive such long distances?

    13403 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2024

  43. Preserving an abandoned spiderweb

    13358 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2024

  44. Let me catch my nurse doing a damn TikTok while I'm on life support.

    13342 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2024

  45. Irish suffragette Mary Maloney

    13328 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2024

  46. After 25+ years of marketing I finally tried a pop tart, wow these are bad!

    13312 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2024

  47. Sony just banned Ghost of Tsushima from being sold in all non-PSN accounts.

    13303 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2024

  48. The graphics guy creates live simulation to help the weather reporter explain storm surge

    13276 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2024

  49. The reaction speed of Formula Drivers is like no others, he avoided a serious accident

    13266 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2024

  50. Found this little guy lying in the road between lanes

    13240 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2024

  51. Whistle­blow­er who accused Boeing supplier of ignoring defects dies

    13237 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2024

  52. Help! My house looks like a State Park Shack.

    13230 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2024

  53. Used to weigh 300lbs now im 277lbs

    13208 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2024

  54. A Mom Is Pulling Her 1st Grader Out Of School Because She Refuses To Sign A Homework Paper Every Day So The Teacher Won’t Reward Her Son

    13187 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2024

  55. Yeah, you millennials, why aren't you spending money you don't have?

    13104 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2024

  56. In response to the guy who raised rent by 100%

    13093 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2024

  57. The what now

    13056 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2024

  58. Depression comic

    13045 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2024

  59. The Hognose Snake has a unique defense wherein it will puff and hiss, then bluff strike. If that doesn’t work, it plays dead theatrically until you leave.

    13043 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2024

  60. AITAH for telling my wife I won't be as stressed out next year because I won't be married to her?

    13026 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2024

  61. Majorca islanders vow to block tourists from ‘every centimetre’ of beaches

    13013 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2024

  62. It’s wild how fast some of these world-class cities were developed

    13008 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2024

  63. ICC seeks arrest warrants for Netanyahu and top Hamas leaders

    13007 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2024

  64. Yeah, that's a facepalm alright

    12976 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2024

  65. His Majesty’s first official portrait

    12942 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2024

  66. Well would you look at that🤣

    12934 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2024

  67. Going all in on whining…

    12925 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2024

  68. TIL a 22-year-old high school JV girls basketball coach in Virginia lost her job after she played in a game by posing as a 13-year-old on the team who was out of town. Upon being reported, the team forfeited the game and the players (both JV & varsity) voted to cancel the rest of their seasons.

    12922 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2024

  69. A picture of the divide between an actual rich neighbourhood and poor one in Mumbai

    12916 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2024

  70. Well, that's surely something.

    12904 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2024

  71. Footage of meteor that was seen last night in Portugal.

    12896 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2024

  72. When did you not just dodge a bullet, but evade a full-on ballistic missile strike?

    12893 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2024

  73. This is what a real homie does

    12893 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2024

  74. At last, Trump with the truth: "I don't get it."

    12880 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2024

  75. Sony has now delisted Helldivers 2 from being purchased on Steam in 177 countries. It also seems at least some people in those countries who have already purchased the game, can no longer play it.

    12857 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2024

  76. TIL Madonna turned down a role in The Matrix, one of the biggest regrets of her career

    12857 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2024

  77. Timing proposal with the beginning of volcano eruption

    12846 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2024

  78. Siblings win the lottery

    12846 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2024

  79. Brutal yet accurate

    12835 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2024

  80. He is now legally required to leave the country.

    12800 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2024

  81. she needs 2 rumbas

    12766 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2024

  82. A family of ducks have moved into our pool.

    12729 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2024

  83. Is peeing in the shower a common thing to do?

    12717 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2024

  84. Florida man points AR-15 in Uber driver's face, forces him to ground for dropping daughter off: deputies

    12707 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2024

  85. Bro found the internet cheat code

    12705 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2024

  86. He tried though

    12702 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2024

  87. TIL that DC refused to let the TV show "Harley Quinn" air a scene of Batman giving oral to Catwoman because they said "Heroes don't do that"

    12594 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2024

  88. At 140 Million Dollars the will smith game is a good example of money laundering.

    12560 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2024

  89. Bro won in life. Best marriage proposal reaction EVER

    12555 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2024

  90. My wife says it’s “tacky”

    12505 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2024

  91. They’re the fotter that stepped up

    12445 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2024

  92. A typical Camel can drink 200 liters of water in 3 minutes

    12440 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2024

  93. Good fences make good neighbors.

    12435 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2024

  94. Who y’all got your money on!?

    12434 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2024

  95. Madlad takes photos of the engagement ring with his girlfriend for an entire year before proposing

    12431 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2024

  96. Same goes for Dwayne Johnson😬[OC]

    12426 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2024

  97. The eyes of an electrician after being zapped by 14,000 volts of energy

    12390 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2024

  98. A McDonald's store in Australia drying a dirty mop under fries warmer

    12389 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2024

  99. Boom! *mic drop*

    12379 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2024

  100. You had one job

    12379 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2024