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My birth certificate says I was born in 1670, not 1970, making me 354 years old, instead of 54. Is there any fun, legal way I can exploit this to my benefit?
37446 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2025
Bodycam footage newly released from the neonazis in Lincoln Heights, and how police helped them.
37444 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2025
A few days ago, Géode decided that the living room isn't so scary and that the couch is oh so soft
37437 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2025
The council did not approve 🙏
37430 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2025
A World War II fighter pilot finally found his fallen wingman’s grave nearly 80 years after they flew their last mission together.
37422 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2025
16 Years
37409 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2025
Where Were You? I Missed You...
37402 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2025
The clearest image ever captured of Mimas, Saturn's moon!
37393 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2025
Robbie Williams (The Monkey from Better man) high on cocaine pictured with Tupac
37393 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2025
Thoughts?
37386 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2025
A rhino with a full intact horn
37383 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2025
2 year old wakes up to a birthday surprise of a lifetime
37376 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2025
Lando Norris wins the 2025 Formula One World Drivers' Championship
37357 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2025
Zelenskyy: Ukraine does not need US permission to strike Russia
37356 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2025
Kilmar Abrego Garcia Moved Out of Notorious CECOT, Van Hollen Says
37354 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2025
Definition of Insanity
37350 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2025
Pettaaahhhhhh
37346 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2025
AG Pam Bondi is pressed about frustration over the Trump administration’s handling of the Epstein files.
37344 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2025
F**k Trump
37342 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2025
🔥 Keeping your car door closed will prevent you from encountering uninvited guests
37340 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2025
My roommate caught me doing something weird and it got even weirder and now I probably have to move away, change my identity and start a new life.
37332 upvotes • comment • jun 15, 2025
My towns dying mall has zero open restaurants in the food court
37326 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2025
Instant karma
37326 upvotes • comment • jun 11, 2025
Trump orders National Guard to LA riots after immigration raids
37324 upvotes • comment • jun 08, 2025
AIO my fiance spent 600 on gacha
37323 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2025
Trump sentenced in felony "hush money" case, released with no restrictions
37322 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2025
Mugs with hollow handles. Why? How am I supposed to clean that??
37308 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2025
Former Librarian Marion Stokes was afraid people would rewrite history, so she recorded over 800,000 hours of TV over 35 years
37305 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2025
I changed around my room, and now she won’t stop shouting at me.
37305 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2025
Billboard defaced in Baltimore last night
37302 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2025
Trump with ‘a Terrific Guy’ Jeffrey Epstein. Don’t let them cover this up.
37294 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2025
meirl
37287 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2025
me_irl
37286 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2025
Major Trump Donor Found in Epstein's 'Black Book'—Thomas Massie
37285 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2025
Same dog 🐕
37280 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2025
Rendering of Trump’s ballroom removed from official White House website. Other renderings remain.
37277 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2025
WCGW not listening to your driving instructor when he tells you to brake
37277 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2025
Due to severe drought, crocs and hippos engage in abnormal behaviour by chilling in the same waterhole
37270 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2025
Maybe maybe maybe
37268 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2025
Mr. Olympia Ronnie Coleman in his prime vs now wearing the same suit.
37267 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2025
Is it fair to compare MAGA to the Nazis?
37260 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2025
An alpaca after it got its wool shaved
37257 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2025
“In 1952, claims that smoking causes cancer caused Kent cigarettes' to come out with an asbestos filter to protect its smokers.”
37257 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2025
Meirl
37253 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2025
United States President Donald Trump in bed posing for a bathrobe photoshoot
37249 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2025
My Family forgot it was my birthday so spent it baking myself a cake
37248 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2025
My sister got a really bad haircut.
37244 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2025
The Batman effect: A female experimenter, appearing pregnant, boarded the train. In the experimental condition, an additional experimenter dressed as Batman entered from another door. Passengers were significantly more likely to offer their seat when Batman was present (67.21% vs. 37.66%).
37243 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2025
Tom Homan was investigated for accepting $50,000 from undercover FBI agents. Trump's DOJ shut it down.
37242 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2025
Where’s the lie?
37238 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2025
Been having a rough time and tried distracting myself with an old Gameboy, but the battery on the cartridge was dead. A kind Redditor offered to replace it and for the first time in 24 years I’m playing Pokémon Crystal again! Brought some light to my day
37231 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2025
The hypocrisy is astounding.
37230 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2025
This woman has hematohidrosis, a rare condition where blood is excreted through the sweat glands
37226 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2025
California becomes the first state to phase ultraprocessed food out of school meals
37217 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2025
Clearly mistaken
37212 upvotes • comment • jun 16, 2025
Yet again, the U.S. has struck a Venezuelan boat allegedly carrying drugs, with no legal justification.
37209 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2025
What’s a great example?
37208 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2025
The Government May Not Open Again This Year, Thanks to Speaker Johnson
37206 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2025
Actors who have close relationships with their costars?
37202 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2025
Didn't know that a simple idea would be a giant success
37193 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2025
Sheep stuck in forest for 5 years gets around 35kg (80 pounds) of wool removed
37192 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2025
Highland cow baby
37181 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2025
shrek the directors cut is wild
37178 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2025
Meirl
37163 upvotes • comment • jun 11, 2025
Democrats on the House Oversight Committee released a fresh batch of photos today sent to the committee by Jeffrey Epstein's estate
37153 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2025
Rep. Scanlon Tried to Subpoena Secretary Bessent Over Banks Flagging $1.5 Billion in Suspicious Transactions Relating to Epstein's Sex Trafficking. Republicans Wouldn’t Even Let Her Finish Reading The Motion.
37144 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2025
Cutting a cup of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 28
37138 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2025
[OC] A portrait of President Trump was unfurled at the U.S. Department of Labor today
37119 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2025
TIL that a pioneer of the idea "8 hours labor, 8 hours recreation, 8 hours rest" was a wealthy 19th century businessman who tested out the idea in his own factory and in a town he founded as part of his embrace of socialism and radically equal society
37111 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2025
Connor, the self-proclaimed fascist from that Jubilee video, has been fired
37110 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2025
Me_irl
37107 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2025
Trump is turning the White House into the Gold House.
37106 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2025
New pope has been selected in Vatican
37105 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2025
Mom had no problem with her boys going two on one... Then reality hit like a freight train
37101 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2025
Trump to accept luxury jet from Qatar to use as Air Force One
37100 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2025
[OC] Change in Donald Trump's job approval by party affiliation
37098 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2025
My ring fingernail grows with a permanent groove in it
37095 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2025
Mike Myers portraying Elon Musk on Saturday Night Live.
37092 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2025
Republican Senator Lisa Murkowski says every Republican Senator is AFRAID of Trump: “I'm oftentimes very anxious myself about using my voice, because retaliation is real.”
37088 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2025
Cutely chuffed
37083 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2025
The ‘Crush Nazism’ monument outside Oslo Central Station
37083 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2025
Donald Trump with The Dells (Michael and Susan) at White House launching his new scam, Trump Account
37079 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2025
Trump: I say Canada should be our 51st state. No tariffs, no nothing. We give them military protection. They're about last in NATO. They say, 'why should they spend on military, the U.S. protects us.' That's true. It's not fair. They couldn't exist if they had to pay their way.
37078 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2025
People in Nebraska shout “Vote him out!” at GOP Rep. Mike Flood because they’re tired of Trump’s agenda
37078 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2025
Sotomayor Warns No One Is Safe After Birthright Citizenship Ruling
37077 upvotes • comment • jun 27, 2025
Donald Trump stole a CWC winners medal
37064 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2025
Concrete overflowed out of the toilet
37034 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2025
OC: Reporters walk out of Pentagon, after major networks say they won't sign new media policy
37032 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2025
Donald Trump Demands Apology From Bishop Who Hurt His Feelings
37032 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2025
Wow. Thirty thousand students just walked out in Charlotte, NC to protest ICE. When kids are willing to shut down an entire city to push back on state power, that’s a political awakening.
37028 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2025
Robin Williams - In every movie he filmed he asked the production company to hire at least 10 homeless people. During his entire career, he helped approximately 1520 homeless
37026 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2025
Governor Tim Walz, “My god, we've got the White House threatening investigations and jail time because an escalator stopped? Walk up the damn stairs!"
37014 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2025
Mike Johnson Says GOP Should Put “Everything Out There” on Epstein, Then Votes No to Release Epstein Info
37001 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2025
This is how orphaned ravens are fed to keep them wild before release
36998 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2025
Coldplay’s Kiss Cam Exposes Astronomer’s CEO Andy Byron Alleged Affair With HR Chief Kristin Cabot
36994 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2025
Bone …
36991 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2025
Lavender shows me her eggs. She herself was an egg last year.
36987 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2025
Finland to criminalise Holocaust denial
36986 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2025
This restaurant placed a sticker over the "No Tip" option to force customers to leave a tip
36983 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2025
Nailed it
36980 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2025