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  1. He kind of makes sense though..

    19874 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2026

  2. spot the difference?

    19873 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2026

  3. Lived here two years. Got our water heater replaced today, and suddenly the upstairs sink faucet lights up.

    19842 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2026

  4. Name the downgrade

    19803 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2026

  5. The amount of medication I have to take for the rest of my life as a mid-twenties woman

    19784 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2026

  6. How is it in your country?

    19764 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2026

  7. TIL that when the US bought the Virgin Islands from Denmark in 1917, part of the deal was US recognition of Danish sovereignty over all of Greenland

    19746 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2026

  8. [OC] da fuck they doin ova der

    19742 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2026

  9. After weeks of waiting they delivered the fridge looking like this..

    19734 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2026

  10. AIO? My daughter didn’t listen to the teacher during a female emergency and is now receiving a referral

    19726 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2026

  11. ICE will be ‘all over’ the Super Bowl: Bad Bunny’s 9‑second silent teaser triggers MAGA meltdown ahead of Spanish-language halftime show

    19712 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2026

  12. muscle memory betrayed him

    19708 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2026

  13. "FEAR NOT, GREAT PEOPLE OF MINNESOTA, THE DAY OF RECKONING & RETRIBUTION IS COMING!" Trump has just issued a dark authoritarian warning to the people of Minnesota (1/13/26)

    19693 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2026

  14. Meirl

    19693 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2026

  15. The happiest place on earth ✨🏰✨

    19686 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2026

  16. the community note…

    19682 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2026

  17. meirl

    19663 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2026

  18. These questions need answering: Who Is This Ice Sponsored Right-Wing Radical Agitator? What authority has been given to him to command ICE to attack citizens? Who has given him this authority?

    19643 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2026

  19. This kid is going places

    19641 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2026

  20. One foot is way redder and veinier than the other

    19635 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2026

  21. Omar from way downtown

    19629 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2026

  22. Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted

    19620 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2026

  23. Map of Greenland under US flag sparks Danish ambassador response

    19590 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2026

  24. Greenland says it cannot accept US takeover ‘under any circumstances’

    19588 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2026

  25. TIL a 1995 WHO study concluded "Occasional cocaine use does not typically lead to severe or even minor physical or social problems" but it was never published because the US threatened to withdraw funding for WHO

    19565 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2026

  26. Bros lost the plot.

    19554 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2026

  27. Luigi Mangione will not face death penalty, judge rules

    19550 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2026

  28. POV: You live in Alaska

    19544 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2026

  29. Callisto has taught Albina the art of vagueposting.

    19537 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2026

  30. Peeling garlic with a tool

    19525 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2026

  31. This letter was sent home to parents in my school district, encouraging them to send their kids to school sick and with head lice to meet attendance goals.

    19520 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2026

  32. Trump on the Virginia governor: "I don't know how they get elected. The get elected because they cheat, if you want to know the truth. If they didn't cheat, they'd have no chance."

    19516 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2026

  33. NATO nations deploy to Greenland after tense White House talks

    19494 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2026

  34. Trump: "You gotta win the midterms. Because if we don't win the midterms, they'll find a reason to impeach me. I'll get impeached."

    19488 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2026

  35. 47th and 2nd, Anthony Campomizzi, Digital, 2026

    19481 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2026

  36. Obama: Imagine if I had done *any* of this

    19463 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2026

  37. me_irl

    19457 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2026

  38. The pretend general store at this playground sells bullets

    19417 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2026

  39. An absolutely sick burn. Ouch!

    19415 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2026

  40. "Europeans selling $10t of US assets [equities and bonds]... would pull the rug from under the US economy."

    19410 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2026

  41. me_irl

    19354 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2026

  42. [OC] Seattle 2PM anti-Trump anti-ICE walkout marching through Capitol Hill

    19336 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2026

  43. Frey: "I think [Vance] also asserted that because you work at the federal government you somehow have absolutely immunity from committing crimes. That's not true in any law school in America, whether it's Yale or Villanova or anywhere else. That's not true."

    19332 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2026

  44. ICE showed up outside Aquila Elementary at pickup time

    19332 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2026

  45. Catherine O’Hara has died at the age of 71

    19299 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2026

  46. The poor little dude was screaming at our front door during the ice storm. He ended up getting real comfy real quick.

    19272 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2026

  47. Rod Stewart calls out “draft dodger” Trump for denigrating the service of allied combat vets, and says that PM Keir Starmer must insist that Trump publicly apologize.

    19267 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2026

  48. Dave Ramsey on sports betting: "The fastest growing addiction that is destroying young men in their 20s is online sports gambling. FanDuel is a portal to hell. DraftKings ain't king of nothing except their own pocketbook. And they're screwing an entire generation of young men"

    19263 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2026

  49. Medicine time brings out peak parenting creativity

    19257 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2026

  50. i've been mailing my toenail clippings to my childhood bully once a month for 11 years. no return address. no note.

    19243 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2026

  51. Canadian officials say US health institutions no longer dependable for accurate information

    19242 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2026

  52. Girlfriend's parents decide to visit to avoid the storm in their state. Demand to use my car and get master suite instead of the guest room.

    19239 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2026

  53. me_irl

    19228 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2026

  54. I really don’t care if people are here illegally.

    19225 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2026

  55. Donald Trump: “We do need Greenland, absolutely” | Polar Journal

    19220 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2026

  56. DOJ vows to press charges after activists disrupt church where Minnesota ICE official is a pastor

    19219 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2026

  57. He's got a point..

    19195 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2026

  58. A Married couple discover they appeared in same photograph as teenagers

    19185 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2026

  59. BREAKING: UK, France, Germany, and other European allies are planning to deploy troops to Greenland as a deterrent and to defend Denmark proper from the invasion by Trump.

    19157 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2026

  60. [Removed by Reddit]

    19142 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2026

  61. Film Students Are Having Trouble Sitting Through Movies, Professors Say

    19142 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2026

  62. Actor Zach Woods attended the ICE protest & Alex Pretti vigil in Downtown LA on Saturday, carrying a sign that said: “YOU MURDERED A NURSE WHO TAKES CARE OF VETERANS TODAY.”

    19136 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2026

  63. It was a much simpler time.

    19110 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2026

  64. A new study in more than 15,000 men investigated eight markers of toxic masculinity and found that only 10.8% of men included in the study showed clear signs of toxic masculinity. This finding indicates that the vast majority of men are not “toxic” and do not believe in destructive male attitudes.

    19098 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2026

  65. 'We are going to run the country': Trump says U.S. will govern Venezuela until there's a 'proper transition'

    19095 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2026

  66. [OC] NO BLOOD FOR OIL - IMPEACH THE PEDO - Protest in Cleveland Today

    19090 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2026

  67. First Target: The Truth-Tellers

    19083 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2026

  68. When you turn a church organ off while playing

    19073 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2026

  69. Jelly Roll labeled as MAGA by angry fans after joining Kid Rock's music festival

    19072 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2026

  70. Here is a copy of the 1986 memo from Ford Motor Company design engineer James Moylan to his boss proposing that the fuel gauge indicator include a symbol noting on which side of the vehicle the fuel filler door is located. Mr. Moylan passed away in December of 2025 at the age of 80.

    19046 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2026

  71. The members of Bikers against Child Abuse escort kids to court when they face their abusers in order help them feel safe and supported.

    19022 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2026

  72. CNN: Are you okay? Omar: I've survived war. And I'm definitely going to survive intimidation and whatever these people think they can throw at me because I'm built that way.

    19015 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2026

  73. Shellfish served on a shovel bc why the hell not

    18989 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2026

  74. This customer's wallet

    18987 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2026

  75. No one’s looking, Rubio

    18956 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2026

  76. The chief federal judge in Minnesota has just ordered the Acting Director of ICE, Todd Lyons, to appear personally in court, under oath, this Friday and warned that he could be held in contempt for the agency’s repeated violations of court orders. “The court’s patience is at an end.”

    18944 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2026

  77. Crypto kid

    18929 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2026

  78. Why does this spoon have a hole in the middle?

    18888 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2026

  79. Show your country’s most badass gigachad photo

    18876 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2026

  80. Trump says he may punish countries with tariffs if they don’t back the US controlling Greenland

    18866 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2026

  81. BREAKING: Silver Crashes 38% From Record High, Gold Falls 16% From Record High — Largest Single-Day Drop in Precious Metals History

    18830 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2026

  82. He fed a stray dog just once, and now it waits for his train every night.

    18804 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2026

  83. Germany’s Merz Admits Nuclear Exit Was Strategic Mistake

    18786 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2026

  84. Swordsman on the street

    18770 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2026

  85. TIL Knowing the show was getting canceled, the creators of Dinosaurs, a family sitcom co-produced the disney, decided to conclude the series with an abrupt and shocking tonal shift: the series ends with an artificial volcanic winter which causes an environmental disaster and the end of the world

    18769 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2026

  86. meirl

    18713 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2026

  87. Oh how the turntable

    18711 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2026

  88. Racist influencer wants to paint Melbourne as a "non-Western hellhole", ends up showing a peaceful, thriving multicultural city

    18711 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2026

  89. Father recorded his music-loving daughter's growth over the years

    18702 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2026

  90. This is a patient's own white blood cells, taken out of their body, genetically reprogrammed in a lab, and now ready to be infused back in to help the immune system recognize and destroy cancer. This breakthrough process is called T-cell immunotherapy, a living, personalized treatment.

    18700 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2026

  91. Gen Z really looked at alcohol and said ‘hard pass’

    18691 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2026

  92. TIL some people with severe dementia or major brain damage briefly regain full mental clarity shortly before death, a phenomenon known as terminal lucidity that has no confirmed neurological explanation.

    18686 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2026

  93. Hero worship

    18638 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2026

  94. Sigma male (only on twitter)

    18638 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2026

  95. 🔥From Struggle to Cuddle: Meet Sofia, an Owl Rehabilitated at the Sunkar Raptor Nursery

    18635 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2026

  96. US military intervention in Iran may begin within 24 hours, European officials say

    18613 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2026

  97. Iranian women are lighting cigarettes using burning images of Iran’s Supreme Leader as a form of protest

    18606 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2026

  98. Danish Petition To Buy California From Trump Signed by Thousands

    18604 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2026

  99. Favourite actress who desperately needs to find a new agent? Like please? I'm begging you?

    18591 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2026

  100. A criminal, not a monster.

    18589 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2026