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Reddit (Aug 2020)

  1. Hazah A Human Of Culture

    47837 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2020

  2. WCGW if I get my ear pierced at Wal-Mart?

    47837 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2020

  3. One year ago Crocs sent me a cease and desist for this fake invention so today I one 10x the size.

    47832 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2020

  4. It took two weeks to find the darts to reload, but the neighborhood kids won’t get away so easy this time.

    47778 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2020

  5. Music in Serbian style

    47775 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2020

  6. He's a cunt

    47740 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2020

  7. David Blaine Street magic in Compton

    47711 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2020

  8. So HP accidentally sent me $7000 worth of ink

    47704 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2020

  9. « Identity thefting »... new word I know

    47690 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2020

  10. cursed_sex

    47681 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2020

  11. Travel ban is a two way road...

    47640 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2020

  12. destroyed in seconds

    47607 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2020

  13. Going to a concert alone is the ultimate sign that you really love the performer.

    47580 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2020

  14. We wanted Bully Maguire.

    47559 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2020

  15. TIL that Louis Armstrong always wore a Star of David as an homage to a Jewish family that took him in when he was young and gave him his first horn

    47533 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2020

  16. A girl petting her giant Flemish rabbit

    47520 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2020

  17. my heart smiles when he smiles

    47487 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2020

  18. Fear of stricter regulations spurs gun sales after mass shootings. Researchers determined that the increase in firearm purchases after mass shootings is driven by a concern about regulations rather than a perceived need for protection.

    47472 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2020

  19. His fragile ego is more important to him than the US economy.

    47445 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2020

  20. HOW DARE YOU

    47417 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2020

  21. Awesome view of the pyramids from an Airbnb

    47405 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2020

  22. Mom yelled at my brother for watching porn

    47396 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2020

  23. Putin warns the world not to interfere in Belarus: Russian leader tells Angela Merkel any intervention will be 'unacceptable' after EU threatens sanctions over 'rigged' elections

    47378 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2020

  24. Hmm

    47371 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2020

  25. TIL A convicted killer had his death sentence thrown out when it couldn’t be proven that he had assaulted a girl he had murdered. Believing he was now immune, he sent a taunting letter to the prosecutor, admitting the assault. It was used to successfully re-convict him to death.

    47359 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2020

  26. Mail sorting machines taken apart in Grand Rapids

    47349 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2020

  27. Christian Bale's jaw-dropping physical transformations in the name of cinema

    47341 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2020

  28. M'luggage... Luggages respectfully waiting their turn

    47337 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2020

  29. What A Douche. 😠

    47333 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2020

  30. Trust me bro!

    47299 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2020

  31. Greece has secretly sent away more than 1,000 migrants, taking them to the edge of the country's territorial waters and then abandoning them at sea

    47285 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2020

  32. 🔥 His Majesty

    47275 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2020

  33. My wife sent me a message claiming that me and my cat are two bad boys... this is us reading the message.

    47274 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2020

  34. A teacher uses upward airflow to guide a paper airplane

    47267 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2020

  35. Some teachers were savages

    47260 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2020

  36. It’s kinda weird how our bodies replace our teeth less than 10% into our lives, then after that it’s like “you’re on your own bud, if you damage or lose these, you’re fucked”

    47252 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2020

  37. TIL - The UK sits under 5 different air masses, creating unpredictable weather patterns and mimicking both tropical and polar climates. Although on the same latitude as Canada the UK often gets rain instead of snow throughout the year and humidity compared to that of a rainforest in summer.

    47245 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2020

  38. Just keeping you safe

    47231 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2020

  39. Adding insult to injury

    47215 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2020

  40. Mental health check-up!

    47204 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2020

  41. Milwaukee Police Chief demoted after multiple incidents, including ordering officers to fire tear gas and pepper spray at protesters demonstrating over George Floyd’s death

    47191 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2020

  42. Portland police record highest number of death investigations in single month in more than three decades

    47178 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2020

  43. USPS announces temporary price increase

    47169 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2020

  44. Well that's one way to remember

    47162 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2020

  45. My uncle fighting the good fight all by his lonesome in Hardy, AR

    47133 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2020

  46. France and Germany pulled out of talks to reform the WHO because the US was trying to take control, according to a report

    47123 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2020

  47. [New Zealand] Covid-19: 100 days of no community spread, no new cases reported

    47095 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2020

  48. Canada's Chief Medical Officer believes official discussion for decriminalization of all drugs should begin as soon as possible

    47093 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2020

  49. MGM Resorts lays off 18,000 previously furloughed employees

    47065 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2020

  50. Can’t objectify my body when I’m dressed like this! Anywho, enjoy my self portrait (/s)

    47063 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2020

  51. Pandemic lessons

    47062 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2020

  52. Another angle of the gas station explosion in Volgograd today

    47043 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2020

  53. White Supremacists Were 'On A Hunting Spree' In Kenosha, Says Local Lawmaker — they were “driving around in pickup trucks, targeting protesters,” said state Rep. David Bowen.

    47043 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2020

  54. A school's therapy dog, Miss Peanut, got included in their yearbook!

    47028 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2020

  55. Do you f*cking hate the ”Respect who ever is older than you“ rule from your parents and school?

    47007 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2020

  56. Honestly more sad than cringe but wtf Netflix.

    46966 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2020

  57. Absolutely blind

    46962 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2020

  58. Underpaid....

    46941 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2020

  59. The art of fusion

    46931 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2020

  60. Facebook apologizes to users, businesses for Apple’s monstrous efforts to protect its customers' privacy

    46909 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2020

  61. Was worried for nothing

    46890 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2020

  62. Chaotic evil

    46884 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2020

  63. The perfect flower girl doesn’t exi...wait...he does!

    46867 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2020

  64. What is the worst notification you have received whilst someone else has had your phone?

    46825 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2020

  65. Mommy

    46823 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2020

  66. Kid meets baby alpaca

    46817 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2020

  67. Nature is so wonderful

    46763 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2020

  68. Honey... honey!

    46756 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2020

  69. Me using my disposable camera to steal my older brother's girlfriend in 1991.

    46745 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2020

  70. Fauci Says He Was Under Anesthesia When CDC Changed COVID-19 Testing Guidelines

    46720 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2020

  71. Love your neighbor, a sign from the Arvada United Methodist Church

    46715 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2020

  72. Portland woman wearing a swastika is confronted on her doorstep

    46700 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2020

  73. TIL a 9,000 year old skeleton found inside a cave in Cheddar, England, has a living relative was teaching history only a 1/2 mile away, tracing back nearly 300 generations.

    46693 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2020

  74. The only race I've ever won

    46687 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2020

  75. This guy’s playing long ball

    46666 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2020

  76. Trump frequently refers to the novel coronavirus SARS-CoV-2 as the “China virus.” New research indicates that his followers are more likely than other Americans to admit they would engage in discriminatory behavior toward people of Asian descent.

    46652 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2020

  77. Paper inspired, Me, Digital, 2020

    46643 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2020

  78. This is Pre-WWII footage of a smoke curtain, used to hide ships during a naval battle, being deployed.

    46643 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2020

  79. TIFU by paying my wife for sex

    46640 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2020

  80. The journey of building your own PC...

    46625 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2020

  81. Velma and Shaggy Cosplays

    46604 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2020

  82. I’ll protect you

    46600 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2020

  83. I can get personally sued for informing my jobs mask policy

    46587 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2020

  84. Followup on Queen of Karens .. Watch as she gets arrested

    46583 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2020

  85. Cat learns to use a hammock

    46559 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2020

  86. Parents adopt a kid they've been caring for as a Christmas surprise

    46543 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2020

  87. Good strategy

    46538 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2020

  88. Sometimes you just have to walk away

    46516 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2020

  89. Make sure no babies are in theatre

    46502 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2020

  90. Growing up together

    46494 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2020

  91. TIL the Japanese government gave elderly people discounts on ramen if they surrendered their drivers license.

    46490 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2020

  92. Secret Entrance

    46468 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2020

  93. Horse owners should pick up their shit just like dog owners have to

    46430 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2020

  94. Japan PM sparks anger with near-identical speeches in Hiroshima and Nagasaki - ‘It’s the same every year. He talks gibberish and leaves,’ says one survivor after plagiarism app detects 93% match in speeches given days apart

    46422 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2020

  95. Just set up new monitor, chair slipped under me and I hit the desk, and monitor fell and broke. Happy Friday

    46404 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2020

  96. I'm by no means a teenager, I'm married with kids and lurk mostly on this sub because you kids are inspiring in a lot of cases. But I just wanted to stop by to remind you all of some things that I wish someone had told me growing up--

    46374 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2020

  97. Good yield of carrot

    46362 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2020

  98. Prove that see levels are rising

    46358 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2020

  99. Them the rules

    46334 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2020

  100. This is how our blind cat, Aldous, “sees” when he goes out on our balcony.

    46271 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2020