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  1. Ok Reddit, I may not always understand you, but you asked me to make Jesus microwaving a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it, so I gave it a shot.

    24112 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2020

  2. Frodo never says Legolas’ during the entirety of The Lord of the Rings trilogy (2001-2003), even after he’s reunited with everyone

    24106 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2020

  3. Using your daughter’s entire college fund to pay for your crappy pyramid scheme products.

    24083 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2020

  4. LPT: If your oven mitt gets wet, it will NOT work.

    24078 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2020

  5. Meanwhile in Australia...

    24075 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2020

  6. the dog kissing that who bought food for him

    24070 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2020

  7. Perfectly round egg

    24057 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2020

  8. Thanks, I hate planets with faces

    24033 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2020

  9. After getting delivery if the delivery person is a guy I (f24) always yell for my boyfriend that the food or whatever is here. Except I don't have a boyfriend and live very much alone.

    24032 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2020

  10. Oh no our plans, nevermind

    24024 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2020

  11. In Baby Driver (2017) the image seen on the back wall of Bo's dinner is the same image on the postcard Baby receives from Debora in prison.

    24020 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2020

  12. Bar Complaint Claims Kanye West’s Campaign Lawyer is Violating the Rules by Simultaneously Working For Trump

    24004 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2020

  13. If Cops Are Lining Up With Armed Vigilantes, We Better Start Fireproofing the Reichstag

    23993 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2020

  14. Look how happy she is

    23982 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2020

  15. The USA is a strange place.

    23976 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2020

  16. As a server, I tense up every time I get a black table.

    23967 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2020

  17. Why can transexuals get surgery at 18, but I can't get my tubes tied until I'm married with kids?

    23964 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2020

  18. C'mon, this is basic.

    23963 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2020

  19. I created Snape out of painter’s tape on my bedroom wall

    23962 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2020

  20. This clip made my day.

    23953 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2020

  21. Jaguar didn't realize the water was so deep.

    23952 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2020

  22. Jim Bakker gets PPP loans during legal fight on fraud claims

    23948 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2020

  23. [@Mercedes-AMG F1] HQYACQUACYQGABAHWVAKDBXKCOEHAPZHXNCYWKAJJZ

    23943 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2020

  24. Everybody Gangsta Untill...

    23941 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2020

  25. maybe it's just me but i kinda like wearing a mask

    23907 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2020

  26. Anyway...

    23906 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2020

  27. 10 years old gold fish restoring it's color

    23903 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2020

  28. Mischief Managed! (Entirely made by me)

    23898 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2020

  29. Wakanda forever - tribute from Lewis Hamilton after today’s F1 qualification

    23893 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2020

  30. Nevada passes bill to mail all voters ballots amid pandemic

    23893 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2020

  31. Thanks Obama

    23870 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2020

  32. Top Democrat Demands Postmaster General DeJoy Turn Over All 'Secret Communications With the Trump Campaign'

    23867 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2020

  33. pulled all of em

    23866 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2020

  34. What a Steam Locomotive looks like when it explodes

    23851 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2020

  35. That’s one way of dealing with them

    23849 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2020

  36. New mail sorting machine at Grand Junction USPS annex thrown out

    23844 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2020

  37. This is the best Cosplay I've ever seen.

    23831 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2020

  38. Child abuse is NEVER ok, but you're not a survivor if you get lightly spanked or slapped and quite frankly you need to grow a pair

    23831 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2020

  39. Hummingbirds, which are usually extremely territorial, peacefully sharing this bathing spot

    23826 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2020

  40. Kendra Harrison the moment she realized she just ran 12.20 seconds in the 100 meter hurdles, destroying a 28 year old world record

    23810 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2020

  41. I made this by googling "Federer's serve"

    23807 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2020

  42. Nursing 101

    23799 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2020

  43. Justice Department finds Yale biased against Asian, white applicants

    23787 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2020

  44. Lucky Dog

    23786 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2020

  45. TIL that Japan had no intention of surrendering after the nukes were dropped until emperor Hirohito stepped in. This made some generals so mad that they tried to stage a coup to overthrow the emperor to keep the war going.

    23776 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2020

  46. That Vegan Teacher on tiktok has been forcing her dog to eat vegan for years, and despite her dog eating grass, which dogs do when they feel sick, and despite being told his hundreds of times she refuses to feed her dog properly

    23767 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2020

  47. A surprise, but a welcome one indeed.

    23761 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2020

  48. My mom sent me a pic after her skin surgery. Flipped upside down she looks like an alien.

    23760 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2020

  49. If that's what it takes...

    23751 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2020

  50. 51 seconds you can afford to lose

    23732 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2020

  51. In Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002), Lucius Malfoy slaps Draco's hand onto his cane. Jason Isaacs didn't know there were small fangs on the top, so Tom Felton's pain was genuine

    23731 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2020

  52. Trump's dire warnings are not about Biden's America. They're about his America

    23729 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2020

  53. Father knows best

    23704 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2020

  54. The Netflix “11 year olds twerking” thread is nonsense.

    23702 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2020

  55. I made Silicon Valley publish its diversity data (which sucked, obviously), got micro-famous for it, then got so much online harassment that I started a whole company to try to fix it. I'm Tracy Chou, founder and CEO of Block Party. AMA

    23696 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2020

  56. teamwork makes the dreamwork

    23692 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2020

  57. Danny DeVito transforming into the Penguin for Batman Returns (1992)

    23684 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2020

  58. Family's boat sunk by wake from pro-Trump boat parade in Portland, OR

    23658 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2020

  59. The backside of the ‘Price is Right’ wheel.

    23657 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2020

  60. Can’t shut the water off

    23651 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2020

  61. How lucky can you be

    23647 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2020

  62. gatekeeping sexual trauma

    23645 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2020

  63. Donald Trump Donated to Kamala Harris’ Campaigns—Twice

    23626 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2020

  64. Leslie Nielsen, the legend

    23626 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2020

  65. In times of crisis is when hero’s step up

    23610 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2020

  66. Chinese man swims seven hours to Taiwan's Kinmen for freedom | Taiwan News

    23601 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2020

  67. [Post Game Thread] The Portland Trail Blazers upset The Los Angles Lakers by a score of 100-93 to take a 1-0 series lead behind 34/5/5 from Damian Lillard

    23601 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2020

  68. We counted over 200 Perseid Meteors and watched the Milky Way align over Mount Rainier as if it was erupting thousands of stars [OC]

    23597 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2020

  69. He clearly didn't inherit his game from his grandpa...

    23579 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2020

  70. i can see why.

    23572 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2020

  71. I feel like this belongs here.

    23571 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2020

  72. somebody told me I shoud post this here!

    23563 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2020

  73. The face mask Nazis are taking over

    23562 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2020

  74. Splitting Open A Boulder Opal To See Its Beauty For The First Time

    23550 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2020

  75. Good old steam exposing all of us

    23539 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2020

  76. Slap a cop get zapped!!

    23535 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2020

  77. LPT: If you ever get into a car accident and you or someone in your car is injured, especially if there’s blood, take photos before it gets cleaned up.

    23513 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2020

  78. me📈irl

    23484 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2020

  79. CDC Predicts Up to 11,000 People Will Die Every Week This Month From Coronavirus

    23482 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2020

  80. [I ate] Soufflé Pancakes with Soft Serve Ice Cream

    23481 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2020

  81. and yet here i am. im overweight and want to change it. please be gentle.

    23472 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2020

  82. Being a dick is not a personality

    23471 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2020

  83. Kanye West Could Face Election Fraud Investigation

    23471 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2020

  84. He is loving the game.

    23470 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2020

  85. I'm gonna get you....

    23458 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2020

  86. The Congress

    23456 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2020

  87. Gold Standard < Big Mac Standard

    23450 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2020

  88. This is what 10€ (11 USD) look like in uzbek currency (120.000 S'om)

    23446 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2020

  89. Absolutely brutal...

    23441 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2020

  90. I told my crush I liked her!

    23392 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2020

  91. blursed_lovestory

    23391 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2020

  92. A Wholesome Couple

    23391 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2020

  93. [Wojnarowski] The NBA's players have decided to resume the playoffs, source tells ESPN.

    23390 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2020

  94. Oh how the tables have turned

    23378 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2020

  95. Pizza delivery guy gets insulted, internet gets revenge

    23363 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2020

  96. Teacher’s rule about ringing phones backfires

    23352 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2020

  97. Diarrhea feels amazing

    23351 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2020

  98. Man shot in the back 6 times in Kenosha, WI

    23346 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2020

  99. Former Florida State center Michael Ojo dies after collapsing during training at age 27

    23345 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2020

  100. I can't believe they didn't pick up

    23342 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2020