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Reddit (Mar 2022)

  1. A guy slaps a Burger King worker because his nuggets were spicy

    30667 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2022

  2. Engineering students make a jacket that replaces apple juice with beer in the dining hall.

    30662 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2022

  3. The license plate game is strong with this one

    30659 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2022

  4. Long story, but I’m finally going to see my son again tomorrow!!

    30652 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2022

  5. Get this guy a clock!

    30642 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2022

  6. Women of Reddit, what's the double standard you face as a woman while your male colleagues got a pass?

    30637 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2022

  7. System Failure

    30629 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2022

  8. faking tourettes

    30621 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2022

  9. lmao

    30612 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2022

  10. Drawing Mike Trout every day until the lockout is over. Day 89.

    30577 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2022

  11. Megan didn't think this through.

    30577 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2022

  12. Kitty cutting onions

    30552 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2022

  13. Did not hesitate for a moment

    30552 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2022

  14. In Twenty Years, Microsoft Has Only Sold 2.3 Million Xboxes In Japan

    30535 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2022

  15. I'm sorry but not calling MIT back is the most relatable/realistic thing Peter has done.

    30526 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2022

  16. Low vitamin D levels increase the risk of serious COVID-19 by a factor of 14

    30519 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2022

  17. Who would have thought

    30509 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2022

  18. Over it

    30504 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2022

  19. Ukraine handed over nuclear weapons to Russia "in exchange for a guarantee never to be threatened or invaded". Russia cannot be trusted.

    30498 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2022

  20. Breath of the Wild sequel delayed to spring 2023

    30483 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2022

  21. Why?

    30478 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2022

  22. Chivalry is dead.

    30473 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2022

  23. Me in 2000 & 2022

    30473 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2022

  24. Got bit by a pitbull on my run today (OC)

    30466 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2022

  25. Well I’m permanently half blind now. How are you guys doing?

    30452 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2022

  26. to wave a racist flag

    30440 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2022

  27. TIL Samantha Josephson mistakenly entered a wrong vehicle after ordering an Uber and was stabbed over 100 times in the backseat. She couldn't escape the vehicle because her assailant engaged the child lock mechanism for her doors. This incident sparked new laws and procedures to protect passengers.

    30408 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2022

  28. Sauce: Telepurte

    30393 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2022

  29. Dolly Parton declines Rock & Roll Hall of Fame nomination: “Even though I am extremely flattered and grateful to be nominated for the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, I don’t feel that I have earned that right. I really do not want votes to be split because of me, so I must respectfully bow out.”

    30377 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2022

  30. Class full of geniuses

    30372 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2022

  31. Another reason to love Lowes!

    30371 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2022

  32. ‘Having to take a Covid test is tyranny and Marxism’

    30355 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2022

  33. TIFU by telling my coworker I want to bang her.

    30339 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2022

  34. And Rachel never got the fashion job because no places hire without experience

    30335 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2022

  35. Man catches falling cat

    30332 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2022

  36. 2meirl4meirl

    30323 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2022

  37. Hey guys, me and a ton of other players are participating in this campaign to show Rockstar how much we disapprove the idea of a paid subscription for GTA Online

    30306 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2022

  38. Facts about athletes; men and women.

    30302 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2022

  39. This guy makes pizza using volcanic vents on the Volcán de Pacaya in Guatemala

    30285 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2022

  40. Billionaire openly mocking poor people who can't afford gifts

    30281 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2022

  41. Slaughtered cows only had a small reduction in cortisol levels when killed at local abattoirs compared to industrial ones indicating they were stressed in both instances.

    30269 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2022

  42. Pope Francis says he has dispatched two cardinals to Ukraine, a highly unusual move.

    30250 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2022

  43. A Whale gently pushing a paddleboarder

    30246 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2022

  44. Cult-ured

    30244 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2022

  45. Miami spent $350,000 on new park lights. The park closes at sundown

    30236 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2022

  46. And Godfrey and Godwyn and Godrick

    30235 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2022

  47. Eat a good coffee in peace

    30219 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2022

  48. Vending machine win

    30216 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2022

  49. New Poster for 'Sonic the Hedgehog 2'

    30215 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2022

  50. but when i do it, ppl call the police

    30186 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2022

  51. Hit the nail on the head

    30182 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2022

  52. What do you think about Male Birth Control pills?

    30141 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2022

  53. Even though he is chained up...

    30140 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2022

  54. Cursed vet

    30138 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2022

  55. Got scared there for a sec

    30126 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2022

  56. multicolored daisies, me, acrylic, 2022

    30117 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2022

  57. Priorities people!!!

    30116 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2022

  58. Love yourself:)

    30104 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2022

  59. All of my friends bailed last second, so I made my dad my best man. Second best decision of my life. First is marrying my beautiful bride.

    30079 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2022

  60. this is the way

    30074 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2022

  61. Pour out all the Russian vodka that'll teach em

    30071 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2022

  62. Made Me Smile Request: This is my friend Luis. He's havin a hard time coping with insecurities and other issues. I really like this pic I made of him, but he can't stand himself. So people of reddit, tell him what you think about him, I'll show him this post

    30065 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2022

  63. This snake burying itself

    30041 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2022

  64. Russian troops to attempt to occupy Kyiv within the next few days.

    30009 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2022

  65. [OC] local mall stopped showing ads on all their screens, instead showing Ukrainian flag

    29995 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2022

  66. Independents were less likely than Democrats or Republicans to end a friendship over a political disagreement, a study in Arizona finds. (N=1,300). Young Democrats were most likely to end a friendship because of politics.

    29980 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2022

  67. Ha.

    29971 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2022

  68. Wired earphones are superior to wireless headphones

    29969 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2022

  69. It won't stop meowing, I've fed it kittens milk, cleaned it's eyes, put it in a warm blanket, and made it pee, and it still won't stop meowing and always trying to leave the box, someone tell me what to do please.

    29958 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2022

  70. His thoughts made me smile

    29957 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2022

  71. A family member just got this insane letter. They have no HOA...

    29935 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2022

  72. Former racist people of reddit what changed your opinion?

    29912 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2022

  73. This mf boutta drop an album. What is it called?

    29907 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2022

  74. This stack of papers kinda looks like Master Shake.

    29904 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2022

  75. I fell bad for the 1st place

    29898 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2022

  76. How do they do it?

    29896 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2022

  77. Good boy needed a new home, he found it

    29889 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2022

  78. Thousands lie in the street in Poland, calling on US to close Ukrainian sky

    29884 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2022

  79. Dad has a cool new hat

    29859 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2022

  80. Patient diagnosed with rabies. 100% mortality rate after presence of symptoms.

    29855 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2022

  81. So I was AFKing next to my 20x20 nether portal for an hour or so... How do I get rid of them?

    29847 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2022

  82. brave man saves woman from higers

    29841 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2022

  83. Had an air purifier running for over a year with the filter covered in plastic the whole time

    29841 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2022

  84. Stewart Rhodes claims Trump ghosted Jan 6 rioters: "it's like we don't exist."

    29829 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2022

  85. What’s the most “moanable” name during sex?

    29808 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2022

  86. Was excited to try the new Wendy’s breakfast, bit into this.

    29803 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2022

  87. The number of people who have died because of the COVID-19 pandemic could be roughly 3 times higher than official figures suggest. The true number of lives lost to the pandemic by 31 December 2021 was close to 18 million.That far outstrips the 5.9 million deaths that were officially reported.

    29803 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2022

  88. Well if she asks…

    29788 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2022

  89. New replacement permanent teeth (I ‘m a denture technician)

    29779 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2022

  90. Cheney says Greene one of Kremlin's "useful idiots" after Ukraine remarks

    29760 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2022

  91. Dog doesn't recognise his owner after owner's immense weight loss...but then he sniffs him.

    29729 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2022

  92. Too early Domino's

    29712 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2022

  93. aren’t u guys concerned??

    29701 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2022

  94. It’s 2022 and the Magic Mouse still charges from the bottom

    29701 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2022

  95. This is a true act of kindness.

    29694 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2022

  96. Russian soldiers release Ukraine town's mayor and agree to leave after protests

    29657 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2022

  97. GME Yolo: 300k->1.35mil

    29639 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2022

  98. Hugh Jackman being bro

    29636 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2022

  99. What is one thing keeping you from having sex?

    29631 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2022

  100. +30.72% (3/22/22

    29630 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2022