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  1. In Batman Forever (1995), Alfred pushes the tray to the left after being knocked out to make a clear path for the closet door.

    16704 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2022

  2. "I want a longer table... Do you hear me? A longer... Table..." Credit: Finnish cartoonist Ville Ranta.

    16702 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2022

  3. What kink is actually ok to kinkshame?

    16702 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2022

  4. LeBron James has passed Karl Malone and is now 2nd place on the NBA's All Time Regular Season Scoring list.

    16696 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2022

  5. Why would you say that

    16693 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2022

  6. Ryan Cohen on Twitter

    16689 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2022

  7. Robinhood struggling with liquidity again 🤣

    16685 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2022

  8. 🔥 Highlands of Iceland 🔥

    16676 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2022

  9. "GAMESTOP WALLET" Trademark Filing with US Patent Office (PDF link in comments)

    16671 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2022

  10. Interesting times we are living

    16660 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2022

  11. I can't believe it

    16656 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2022

  12. And the story goes on

    16635 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2022

  13. When was a “Fuck it, I’ll do it myself” moment for you?

    16616 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2022

  14. we need a bigger boat

    16615 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2022

  15. Oof it’s gonna hurt

    16614 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2022

  16. Boldest move I’ve ever seen

    16608 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2022

  17. GAMESTOP UP over 25% and not one notification from any app

    16596 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2022

  18. i am speed

    16594 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2022

  19. A grateful stray cat.

    16579 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2022

  20. I can't wait to meet my new extended family from ukraine

    16572 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2022

  21. The are reports that the United States Government is Preparing to Implement an Extreme Sanctions Package on the Russian Federation including a Full Trade Embargo and Banning Russian Ships from Strategic International Waterways like the Panama Canal or Strait of Gibraltar.

    16566 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2022

  22. Seems a bit tone-deaf for a lead dev to like this tweet when Halo isn't a single player experience and was marketed as a multiplayer live service. Two entirely different genres with different expectations from the players when they boot them up.

    16564 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2022

  23. The only guaranteed way to shut up a sh*ttalker

    16556 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2022

  24. Clickbaiting an 84 year old YouTuber

    16556 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2022

  25. You guys wanna see something impressive? First pic was May 7th, 2021. Second pic is from today

    16542 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2022

  26. Thanks, I hate euthanasia

    16532 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2022

  27. He strikes again

    16527 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2022

  28. ELI5- how exactly do ‘bankers’ become the richest people around(Jp Morgan, Rockefeller, rothschilds etc.), when they don’t really produce anything.

    16517 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2022

  29. Police pull over a speeding car, realize the parents were speeding to the hospital with their unconscious child. The Police, initially pulling over the car for speeding, rush the kid to hospital instead.

    16510 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2022

  30. Seen at the Wailing Wall, Jerusalem.

    16504 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2022

  31. Woman in charge of Sexy Summer Camp wants toddlers to masturbate.

    16487 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2022

  32. The Palace Guard, Ludwig Deutsch, Oil on canvas, 1892

    16484 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2022

  33. Ryan Cohen on Twitter

    16460 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2022

  34. Gambling and especially online gambling is pure degeneracy and should be illegal.

    16456 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2022

  35. Ruthlessly stolen

    16446 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2022

  36. If Asians made Alexa

    16446 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2022

  37. On the plus side, he can claim a loss every year for the rest of his life…

    16438 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2022

  38. Good try

    16435 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2022

  39. The billionare Mark Cuban who launched a company dedicated to producing low-cost versions of high-cost generic drugs a year ago is delivering on his promises

    16433 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2022

  40. One Piece: Chapter 1043

    16430 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2022

  41. cursed_sleep

    16426 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2022

  42. this child found a dog after school and knowing that the local store has a public food and water bowl for stray animals, he left him there where they took care of the puppy and found a family who adopted him

    16421 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2022

  43. WCGW parking near a fire hydrant

    16415 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2022

  44. Hilarious video making fun of Russian repressive regime

    16408 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2022

  45. "THE BOOKS ARE SLOW PACED LIKE A SNAIL"

    16404 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2022

  46. Putin really hates the West. Except for this $14,000 luxury Italian jacket he wore to today's rally.

    16383 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2022

  47. Heads up

    16378 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2022

  48. Presenting you revolutionary water bottle reverse gear system.

    16363 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2022

  49. (OC) My alarm clock kept going off at random times. Now I know why.

    16360 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2022

  50. Forbes 2021 list says there are over 2,700 billionaires with 13.1 trillion dollars in combined net worth. If each donated 10% (1.3 trillion) they could make a huge positive impact on the world, drastically reduce/end numerous world issues, and still be multi-billionaires. Why the fuck don't they?

    16338 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2022

  51. I am Dave Lauer, CEO of Urvin Finance, was recently a guest on The Problem with Jon Stewart on Apple TV+, and I’m here to talk with you about the stock market and retail advocacy. AMA!

    16326 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2022

  52. ‘Predator’ Prequel Movie ‘Prey’ Will Be Set in the Great Plains in 1719

    16324 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2022

  53. That definitely made his day.

    16321 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2022

  54. choose wisely

    16319 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2022

  55. To cheat

    16317 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2022

  56. WCGW when spying through someone's bathroom vent

    16312 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2022

  57. Iraq war veteran confronts George Bush.

    16311 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2022

  58. Poor Cat would have been injured

    16290 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2022

  59. A bead spinner

    16281 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2022

  60. Men are responsible for high suicide rates in men.

    16271 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2022

  61. [Serious] Folks who have considered ending their lives, what made/makes you keep going?

    16271 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2022

  62. Mama raised him right!

    16258 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2022

  63. Risking assassination by going outside, Volodymyr Zelenskyy still went out today to visit injured Ukrainians in hospital

    16247 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2022

  64. Apple halts product sales in Russia

    16243 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2022

  65. This GameMan

    16230 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2022

  66. [Autosport] Entering the season as the world champion, Verstappen was asked if he had anything to prove after the way Abu Dhabi ended. Max: “No, I proved that with the most wins, most pole laps and most laps led. People forget that. They only look at Abu Dhabi apparently”

    16222 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2022

  67. Arnold Schwarzenegger's message to the Russian people

    16193 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2022

  68. important question frfr: a or b?

    16193 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2022

  69. He lost the contest, but at least he kept his dignity

    16185 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2022

  70. Actor Christoph Waltz played an ultra racist role in Inglorious Bastards and an anti racist role in Django Unchained. He won Oscars for both roles.

    16179 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2022

  71. Real horse interacts with a mechanical horse

    16179 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2022

  72. Jamaicans shun Prince William and Duchess Kate visit, demand slavery reparations

    16160 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2022

  73. TIFU By mentioning that my Ex-Girlfriend exists

    16157 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2022

  74. Nobody is afraid of you thugs! SLAVA UKRAINI

    16146 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2022

  75. Antifa is invented, 1920's

    16142 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2022

  76. how can I improve my room

    16114 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2022

  77. While we're talking about the DOJ investigating Amazon for anticompetitive practices...

    16110 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2022

  78. One of the nice things about London (as an Indian) is that I've only had to tell one person how to pronounce my name, in two weeks. I have a simple enough name, but in New York every person I gave my name to had difficulty with it.

    16105 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2022

  79. Late Night at the Video Store, 1993

    16105 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2022

  80. Russia will stop deliveries of rocket engines to US - Russian Space Agency chief. The Roscosmos chief added, "Let them fly into space on their broomsticks."

    16104 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2022

  81. This apple with two stems that I bought

    16097 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2022

  82. Why don’t adults play more? Why don’t I ever see people over 40 climbing trees or mucking around on childrens pkaygrounds?

    16080 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2022

  83. That’s a big 10-4

    16077 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2022

  84. Japanese men marry anime characters in a VR wedding. Is there really shortage of girls?

    16076 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2022

  85. this is the best so far

    16075 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2022

  86. His Job Is A Minion Tester

    16073 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2022

  87. TIFU by assuming me and a friend were dating.

    16064 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2022

  88. Do people actually like small boobs?

    16064 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2022

  89. Preview of the race tommrow

    16035 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2022

  90. Company: you owe us money. Me: no, you owe me money.

    16028 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2022

  91. Parents of a trans child who reached out to Attorney General Ken Paxton over dinner are now under investigation for child abuse.

    16020 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2022

  92. What bread is my cat?

    16019 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2022

  93. I am gonna go with bunny

    16010 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2022

  94. Smooth criminal without words

    16006 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2022

  95. The time has come to take over her place.

    16001 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2022

  96. What is your worst "blinded by horniness" story of your teenage years?

    15987 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2022

  97. Someone tell me wtf is in this apple I just ate. And yes, I swallowed a chunk 🤢

    15987 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2022

  98. Pathetic

    15969 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2022

  99. Shell hits military camp in Russia, most likely from Ukrainian side - Tass

    15965 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2022

  100. Eat the rich!

    15958 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2022