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  1. And then it becomes one long thread

    17606 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2022

  2. Wild Color Burst Dress

    17606 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2022

  3. me when me me when me when you when me when

    17604 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2022

  4. Finally finished my life sized Master Chief!

    17597 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2022

  5. Send the kids to judo, they said.

    17589 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2022

  6. Bout sums it up.

    17580 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2022

  7. Stepped on a cricket, this lil guy came dancing on out.

    17561 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2022

  8. Canada announced Friday it will ban the import of handguns beginning on August 19, as part of a wider proposed freeze in the wake of high-profile mass shootings in the United States

    17561 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2022

  9. Who wants to go all night, honestly?

    17559 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2022

  10. For a year now, my crazy anti-vax MAGA mother-in-law has been trying to convince us that the vaccine has made my wife infertile. Today my wife left this on her mother's counter next to a copy of her vaccine card and left.

    17558 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2022

  11. Cursed_Krillin

    17552 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2022

  12. People of Reddit, what is a sexual fantasy that you will never get to experience?

    17539 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2022

  13. to install an air conditioning unit

    17529 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2022

  14. Whatcha gone do boy?!

    17529 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2022

  15. I live with my 4 friends of over 20 years. They have a group chat that I’m not allowed to be a part of (nobody can tell me why). They keep ditching me to hit the taphouse across the street that just opened. I got upset the other week about it, and today they did it again.

    17523 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2022

  16. Austin Butler lost the role of Rooster in ‘Top Gun 2’ to Miles Teller, & Teller lost the role of Elvis to Butler

    17501 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2022

  17. YSK: why we (flight attendants) ask you to open the window shades before takeoff and landing

    17492 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2022

  18. Note from a dad found in his beekeeping equipment nine years after his death.

    17479 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2022

  19. [Image] Living one’s best life.

    17478 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2022

  20. what even is happening

    17466 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2022

  21. butters, the bringer of chicken wings

    17462 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2022

  22. Holup, Lord of the Rings...!

    17448 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2022

  23. Paul Manafort concedes he gave Trump campaign polling data to the Russians

    17437 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2022

  24. Dirty car artist leaves masterpieces in the dust

    17436 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2022

  25. Turkey sends 50 mine-resistant vehicles to Ukraine, with more expected

    17422 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2022

  26. Squirrel trying to scare off a bird

    17418 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2022

  27. Need more movies like this

    17417 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2022

  28. Definitely thought this was going somewhere else

    17415 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2022

  29. 'Our fields shouldn't be full of solar panels': Truss vows to crackdown on renewables development

    17408 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2022

  30. astrological influence be like!

    17407 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2022

  31. “To come over” ain’t it

    17404 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2022

  32. Our Economy Should Work For ALL Of US

    17401 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2022

  33. Young Conservative who has used her platform to target trans people, migrants and the poor is bullied out of the party for being working class, a woman and a redhead

    17399 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2022

  34. LMAO, Alpine -> 🤡

    17386 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2022

  35. Relatable

    17375 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2022

  36. Satellite evidence suggests Russia suffered its worst aircraft loss since Second World War

    17373 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2022

  37. They had us in the first half

    17366 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2022

  38. Woman arrested for DESTROYING store because her credit card declined!

    17357 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2022

  39. Follow up from the hunt for snow. The amazing guys at Bowness Sportsplex immediately started dumping their snow outside for us. She passed away a few hours after getting her last snow fix.

    17325 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2022

  40. 🗿

    17313 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2022

  41. my brother only eats the cheese packets in the instant Mac and cheese, and then puts it back on the shelf

    17311 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2022

  42. Mr.Fantastic with the reach

    17297 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2022

  43. I’ve never understood the appeal of strip clubs

    17290 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2022

  44. A better mouse (rat) trap

    17284 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2022

  45. Trump ally Scott Perry says FBI have seized his phone following Mar-a-Lago raid

    17284 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2022

  46. After beating up his master, a former slave named Bass Reeves escaped to freedom during the Civil War. And years later, he became one of the most feared lawmen in the Wild West. As the first Black Deputy U.S. Marshal to patrol the region, Reeves reportedly arrested 3,000 outlaws.

    17279 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2022

  47. I would love this

    17229 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2022

  48. Ryan Cohen on Twitter: if we print a few trillion more, it should bring inflation down #taxtherich #wealthtax

    17227 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2022

  49. Isn’t she lovely?

    17214 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2022

  50. we gotta continue the legacy

    17209 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2022

  51. Biden Administration Is Ready To Implement Mass Student Loan Forgiveness, As Decision Could Come Any Day

    17202 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2022

  52. And a Hitmonlee waiting in the back to stomp you

    17201 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2022

  53. In December readers donated over $700,000 to Patrick Rothfuss' charity for him to read a chapter from Doors of Stone with the expectation of "February at the latest." He has made no formal update in 8 months.

    17199 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2022

  54. How did they even know?

    17197 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2022

  55. When you come across that first difficult enemy in a new game

    17175 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2022

  56. I am no longer able to shit

    17163 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2022

  57. 🔥 The biggest eagle in the world - Steller's sea eagle! Credit: @birdsjade

    17143 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2022

  58. OP lost 150 pounds

    17125 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2022

  59. Doggie is saving baby from sheep attack

    17121 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2022

  60. I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD

    17114 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2022

  61. Party is cancelled

    17106 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2022

  62. A local sushi restaurant is attempting to prevent graffiti in the restroom.

    17104 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2022

  63. "F**k off you f**kwads": Peterborough Mayor says to QAnon followers who tried to arrest police

    17102 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2022

  64. The kiss felt 'round the world in 1968

    17100 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2022

  65. School district will lay off white teachers before minority teachers, per new union contract

    17091 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2022

  66. Meghan Markle was 'happy' to leave the royal family, get her social media accounts back, claiming her images were instead given to people who were “calling my children the N-word.”

    17078 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2022

  67. Old women uses a marionette of herself to feed squirrels in the park

    17073 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2022

  68. If your tap water is drinkable, buying bottled water is immoral.

    17071 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2022

  69. A cashless society is a fucking terrible idea

    17068 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2022

  70. Lauren Boebert lists her husband’s consulting income as “N/A” on financial disclosure after last year’s controversy

    17053 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2022

  71. Dementia is the game for 2 more players.

    17047 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2022

  72. Look at those little little kids begging for likes by being homophobic

    17038 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2022

  73. Russia says Ukrainian regions under its control will soon vote on whether to become part of Russia

    17037 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2022

  74. SPONGEBOB!

    17036 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2022

  75. [image] Dream come true

    17029 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2022

  76. Cartoons will often use a Hawk's "voice over" in place of an actual Eagle call, my childhood is a lie.

    17026 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2022

  77. WCGW standing next to a falling tree?!

    17022 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2022

  78. your sign to make bird bath

    17019 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2022

  79. 🗿

    17016 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2022

  80. Ricciardo seeking $21 million F1 pay-out from McLaren

    17015 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2022

  81. A nanobot helping a sperm with motility issues along towards an egg. These metal helixes are so small they can completely wrap around the tail of a single sperm and assist it along its journey

    17012 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2022

  82. Wait, come back.

    17011 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2022

  83. LPT: When cooking things on aluminium foil, first scrunch the foil up, then lay it loosely flat again out on your baking tray. The juices will stay put - and the food will not stick to the foil half as much, if at all.

    17007 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2022

  84. hire this man

    17003 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2022

  85. I accidently pulled out a cluster of 5 beard hairs all from the same follicle

    16971 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2022

  86. WCGW playing on an escalator

    16971 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2022

  87. Double standards

    16957 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2022

  88. I wish I never discovered options.

    16945 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2022

  89. put it back in the stone, my dude!

    16927 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2022

  90. TIL Matthew McConaughey was first assigned to play Marty Hart in the first season of True Detective. McConaughey asked to switch to Rust Cohle due to the character's obsessive tendencies. McConaughey created a 450-page analysis of Cohle to study the character's evolution in the series.

    16924 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2022

  91. Randy Johnson is the only pitcher with a perfect game, a 20-k game, and a vaporized dove game.

    16923 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2022

  92. standard Dark Souls strategy

    16913 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2022

  93. But her emails!

    16909 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2022

  94. When the customer gives you the red key and says "it starts laying over at 120+ MPH"

    16909 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2022

  95. [OC] My jumping spider recently molted, here's her "helmet" fit perfectly on the head of a pin

    16906 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2022

  96. White ghost apple

    16887 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2022

  97. Jagmeet Singh warns Justin Trudeau their deal is dead if no dental plan by year’s end

    16886 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2022

  98. [OC] I drew a rooster with pencils and markers.

    16876 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2022

  99. he on another level

    16872 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2022

  100. Error code 666

    16868 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2022