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  1. The lengths a parent has to go for their kids

    65603 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2022

  2. Secret Service recovers $286M in stolen pandemic loans

    65575 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2022

  3. Jon Stewart immediately after passage of the PACT act: “It feels good. Shouldn’t have been this hard.”

    65551 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2022

  4. If all your friends jumped off a Cliff…

    65532 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2022

  5. Saving a struggling person from being washed away by raging river

    65480 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2022

  6. Helicopter ride to the hospital

    65289 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2022

  7. How to save $90 at the airport

    65143 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2022

  8. The Belgian start-up Turbulent Hydro has invented a turbine that generates electricity with rivers without carbon impact and without major work. It provides electricity 24 hours a day, does not endanger any marine animals and powers up to 500 homes!

    65119 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2022

  9. Probably not the first day on the job.

    64911 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2022

  10. High school students, 1989.

    64834 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2022

  11. 'Texting between iPhone and Android is broken:' Google puts Apple on blast for converting Android texts to green bubbles and 'blurry' compressed videos

    64813 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2022

  12. A nationalist mole

    64765 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2022

  13. Pregnant Texas woman who claimed her unborn baby counts as a passenger in HOV lane is ticketed again

    64712 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2022

  14. I prototype absurd invention ideas and this is the Everything Apron.

    64588 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2022

  15. Atlanta’s Music Midtown Festival Canceled After Court Ruling Made It Illegal to Keep Guns Out of Event

    64438 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2022

  16. My fantastic journey from start (5/16) until (almost) finish (8/16)! Recluse spider bite

    64415 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2022

  17. In 1988 the U.S. government wanted to see how strong reinforced concrete was, so they performed the "Rocket-sled test" launching an F4 Phantom aircraft at 500mph into a slab of it. The result? An atomized plane and a standing concrete slab

    64346 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2022

  18. Homophobic Alex Jones trying to explain why he had transgender porn on his phone

    64342 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2022

  19. Vladimir Putin claims Russia's weapons are 'decades ahead' of Western counterparts

    64017 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2022

  20. I have a sick dog so I ordered £70 worth of groceries from Morrisons via Deliveroo. Morrisons accepted the order but cancelled almost every item. I paid £5 delivery and £5 tip. And I got an onion. Deliveroo refused to cancel. Behold, the world’s most expensive onion.

    63996 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2022

  21. President of Poland: We can't go back to the line that was in place on 23 February. The entire territory of Ukraine must be liberated, including Crimea.

    63970 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2022

  22. Off duty police officer pulls gun on gas station patron he suspects of shoplifting, turns out he was dead wrong.

    63926 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2022

  23. That face in slow mo is gold

    63745 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2022

  24. Jet Powered Blower. Every neighborhood needs a fella like him to keep things interesting.

    63655 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2022

  25. Maybe just try being nice to other people?

    63654 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2022

  26. Musk admitted Hyperloop was about getting legislators to cancel plans for high-speed rail in California. He had no plans to build it

    63628 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2022

  27. Fuck work.

    63586 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2022

  28. J.K. Rowling's new book, about a transphobe who faces wrath online, raises eyebrows

    63583 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2022

  29. In 1984, Gary Plauche tracked down the kidnapper who sexually assaulted and molested his 11-year-old son and killed him on live television. Gary waited in disguise at the airport, and shot the kidnapper while cameras were rolling. He was given a 7-year suspended sentence and received no prison time.

    63539 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2022

  30. Cost Plus Drugs: Mark Cuban's New Company Sells Ultra-Cheap Prescriptions

    63415 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2022

  31. A nanobot helping a sperm with motility issues along towards an egg. These metal helixes are so small they can completely wrap around the tail of a single sperm and assist it along its journey

    63373 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2022

  32. Kid cosplays as Kevin from The Office

    63369 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2022

  33. Our school district says it would cost $1,500 to put in two dividers. Teachers and students use this restroom.

    63169 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2022

  34. Steven Spielberg's private jet has burned $116,000 worth of jet fuel in two months spanning nearly 17,000 miles. Spielberg has previously stated that global warming “terrified” him.

    63142 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2022

  35. Police: Man killed himself after ramming US Capitol barrier

    63136 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2022

  36. meirl

    63107 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2022

  37. My sister in law lives with us and uses our things. This is how she leaves my peloton after use even after I’ve mentioned it a few times

    63060 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2022

  38. Amazon bought the company that makes the Roomba. Anti-trust researchers and data privacy experts say it's 'the most dangerous, threatening acquisition in the company's history'

    62951 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2022

  39. Trump needs to go to prison for the rest of his pathetic life

    62919 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2022

  40. THIS. IS. ESPORTS. (EVO 2022)

    62837 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2022

  41. Tourists in Mexico have a tense encounter with a black bear

    62717 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2022

  42. I found a pair of antipaparazzi pants at the thrift store

    62707 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2022

  43. meirl

    62702 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2022

  44. Kid playing with a loaded gun

    62652 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2022

  45. Academy Apologizes to Sacheen Littlefeather for Her Mistreatment At the 1973 Oscars

    62585 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2022

  46. It may not seem like much, but after two years of struggling, my fridge is finally full tonight. [OC]

    62559 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2022

  47. Indiana state representative proposed bill to outlaw erectile dysfunction drugs in light of abortion ban

    62550 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2022

  48. Left behind

    62473 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2022

  49. Upset over LGBTQ books, a Michigan town defunds its library in tax vote

    62163 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2022

  50. I think I found this cannonball in my yard!! Is this a cannonball?!! It’s heavy.

    62138 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2022

  51. Non-Newtonian fluid, the harder you press, the harder it gets

    62112 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2022

  52. Soldiers saved by bacteria.

    62012 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2022

  53. FBI delivers subpoenas to several Pa. Republican lawmakers: sources say

    61915 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2022

  54. The King is back on his throne.

    61802 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2022

  55. Japan needs YOU 🍺

    61778 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2022

  56. r/PremierLeague Predictions Tournament!

    61777 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2022

  57. Trump Had More Than 300 Classified Documents at Mar-a-Lago

    61769 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2022

  58. Claims of torture of China Uyghurs are credible - UN

    61761 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2022

  59. A person in medieval armor just standing in the middle of Detroit

    61633 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2022

  60. Uvalde school board fires police chief after mass shooting

    61567 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2022

  61. Hold this, I'll bring him back

    61459 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2022

  62. Mercer County man charged with threats to kill FBI agents after Mar-a-Lago search

    61434 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2022

  63. Megathread: FBI Reportedly Discovers Classified Documents in Monday's Raid on Mar-a-Lago

    61417 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2022

  64. Gordon Ramsay being the nicest guy

    61380 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2022

  65. In 1867, a group of hunters stumbled upon a 6-year old feral boy preferring to eat raw meat, had trouble standing on two feet, growled like a wolf, and gnawed on bones to sharpen his teeth. He never learned to speak, and became the inspiration for The Jungle Book's character of Mowgli.

    61367 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2022

  66. Biden vows to crack down on colleges 'jacking up costs' and causing student debt to spiral after Trump 'looked the other way'

    61347 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2022

  67. So I bought a wheeled duffel bag for a sailing trip because it can be flattened when empty and can fit somewhere easily… this is how it was delivered

    61346 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2022

  68. Tesla demands removal of video of cars hitting child-size mannequins

    61331 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2022

  69. this guy

    61303 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2022

  70. Tell me you know your ideology is a failure without saying your ideology is a failure

    61287 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2022

  71. Beto really called someone out tonight in Mineral Wells, Texas. To think someone would laugh when Beto's talking about kids dying and describing the damage an AR-15 can do...

    61189 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2022

  72. Thank you!

    61182 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2022

  73. Karen goes to a plantation but doesn't want to learn about slavery.

    61165 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2022

  74. this corn came with a baby corn attached

    61124 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2022

  75. A teacher shows that a bull in a square full of people does not attack anyone if it is not threatened

    60985 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2022

  76. What's with the double standard?

    60935 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2022

  77. This guy catching a woman falling off her front stoop

    60851 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2022

  78. Last hug

    60821 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2022

  79. My Filipino coworker invited me over for Lechon, again

    60810 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2022

  80. White guy harasses senior citizen by repeatedly calling him the N word. White guy tell senior citizen to fight him, white guy then loses and pisses himself.

    60662 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2022

  81. Dunkin’ Donuts by me blatantly admitting that they use ice to give you less coffee in your drink

    60642 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2022

  82. Types of Siblings

    60562 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2022

  83. Bringing kids from the projects to the waterpark

    60562 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2022

  84. TIL: In the 25 years since Ron Goldman’s family won a $33,500,000 civil judgement against OJ Simpson for wrongful death, he has only paid the family about $133,000.

    60469 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2022

  85. Trump asked Merrick Garland: ‘What can I do to reduce the heat?’ before FBI warrant was unsealed, report says

    60382 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2022

  86. Player instantly recovers after Italy score

    60365 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2022

  87. Priceless reaction

    60346 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2022

  88. Key broke off inside the lock to a very important work door. Wonder how much trouble I am in

    60327 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2022

  89. I will be for real this time!

    60293 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2022

  90. amazing

    60229 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2022

  91. (OC) My dad just watched Salman Rushdie get stabbed. Audience members had to subdue the attacker.

    60168 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2022

  92. Message I received when attempting to cancel my gym membership

    60139 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2022

  93. Get your shit together Delta

    60131 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2022

  94. Former slave owner interviewed in 1929

    60041 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2022

  95. Marjorie Taylor Greene says student loan forgiveness is 'completely unfair' despite the fact her company had loans worth $183,504 forgiven

    60035 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2022

  96. Kansans vote to uphold abortion rights in their state

    60018 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2022

  97. Charging the mound

    59943 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2022

  98. my EMT instructor told us about the time he responded to an accident where they had to remove both of someone’s legs above the knee at the scene - and this is why

    59935 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2022

  99. A 21-year-old Canadian named Terry Fox started a cross-Canada marathon to raise money for cancer research after losing a leg to the disease. He ran a full marathon daily before his cancer worsened and forced him to stop, he completed 143 days and 5,373 kilometers (3338 miles).He passed away in 1981.

    59916 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2022

  100. A photo from the Bush to Obama transition, 2009

    59840 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2022