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Reddit (May 2023)

  1. It’s getting out of hand

    61107 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2023

  2. Sensitive topic

    61009 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2023

  3. My girlfriend rips my socks that have visible holes in them to force me to buy new ones

    61004 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2023

  4. Yes, yes, very bad comedian

    60978 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2023

  5. Jesus was a pacifist.

    60965 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2023

  6. Carl Sagan gets questioned on whether he's a socialist on CNN(1989)

    60704 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2023

  7. meirl

    60688 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2023

  8. "I can't even watch your dad sometimes" - The text I received from my mom this morning.

    60610 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2023

  9. The perfect job might actually exist

    60566 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2023

  10. The new Gollum game looks bad.

    60565 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2023

  11. A quick thinking boy saves his puppy from an attack.

    60544 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2023

  12. Panda accidentally gave me their daily stats with my receipt

    60514 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2023

  13. This ancient shark is actually older than the United States of America itself.

    60486 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2023

  14. This Burger King found his Burger Queen

    60421 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2023

  15. Leave it to a billionaire to understand the troubles of today's youth.

    60398 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2023

  16. Home Depot employee named Andrew gets fed up with rude customer to the point he quits his job.

    60360 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2023

  17. meirl

    60272 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2023

  18. Mexican president tells Florida Hispanics: Don’t give ‘one single vote’ to DeSantis

    60194 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2023

  19. When your regulars are a group of strippers who come in after work

    60163 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2023

  20. So long Netflix

    60156 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2023

  21. Giving Musk a taste of his own medicine on his own trolling platform

    59915 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2023

  22. My school is repeatedly playing baby shark in between classes until enough people sign up for a charity walk.

    59868 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2023

  23. Brilliant

    59630 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2023

  24. A few inventions that never really took off.

    59625 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2023

  25. What day is it?

    59580 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2023

  26. Help- Found this little guy abandoned in the desert eating nasty dried up roadkill. He stinks and I love him.

    59574 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2023

  27. I asked for 8 inches off

    59479 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2023

  28. Anderson Cooper tells viewers they have ‘every right’ to never watch CNN again over Trump town hall

    59469 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2023

  29. Australia changes to color television live on March 1, 1975

    59434 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2023

  30. The lawn guys broke my front glass door when a gravel became a projectile from their equipment. They are saying they are not liable

    59373 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2023

  31. Business owner follows thief home on bus

    59365 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2023

  32. I could totally hang with Maul.

    59333 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2023

  33. I went through a divorce recently and have been having a rough time. I woke up to this this morning, from my daughter. It also helps I just gained custody of her.

    59330 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2023

  34. Extremely based

    59209 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2023

  35. AOC jokes more people watched her gaming online than listened to glitch-ridden DeSantis launch

    59104 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2023

  36. Good morning

    58999 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2023

  37. Having fun with the Corvette's remote starter.

    58897 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2023

  38. Why don't we tax these churches?

    58855 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2023

  39. (The sound of children screaming has been removed)

    58732 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2023

  40. Officers sound silly in deposition

    58723 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2023

  41. When your costume is ten levels above the others

    58708 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2023

  42. TIL Sublime’s debut album "40oz. to Freedom" was recorded in secrecy at the studios in California State University. The lead singer, Bradley Nowell, recalled how they would sneak in after closing time, stay there till 5:00 AM, hide from security, and managed to get $30k of studio time for free.

    58640 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2023

  43. The largest Animal in the world spotted

    58535 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2023

  44. Oath Keepers founder Stewart Rhodes sentenced to 18 years for seditious conspiracy in Jan. 6 attack

    58437 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2023

  45. She has school tomorrow

    58313 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2023

  46. This brutal obituary my coworker saved from the local paper on the first day she got hired August 17, 2008

    58263 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2023

  47. Meirl

    58171 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2023

  48. Wow.

    58113 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2023

  49. My local grocery store is fighting with the soft drink distributor.

    58083 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2023

  50. To attack the judge

    58077 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2023

  51. Looks like MTG was right about the gang tattoos…just happened to be her gang.

    58068 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2023

  52. Air B&B with “Motion Detector” ring camera above a full length mirror. $500 for tampering with or unplugging it… good thing I have post-it notes

    57962 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2023

  53. Cat vs. Corn

    57852 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2023

  54. Hundreds of gnat larvea headed for my garden bed

    57846 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2023

  55. Absolutely

    57805 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2023

  56. It’s the guns!

    57791 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2023

  57. My 8 month old daughter woke up after brain surgery smiling [OC]

    57768 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2023

  58. For those of you wondering... the tractor made it into the van without a problem.

    57738 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2023

  59. Our boss makes us breakfast every weds without fail. Really helps the morale.

    57661 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2023

  60. $3.3m House in Venice Beach

    57642 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2023

  61. School's out for summer

    57495 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2023

  62. The correct way to clean a mirror.

    57466 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2023

  63. Update : Still laughing. 😂

    57464 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2023

  64. to be the main character

    57426 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2023

  65. Ted Cruz is screwed in 2024

    57425 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2023

  66. That is not how it works, Scott

    57377 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2023

  67. Disney scraps plans for new Florida campus, mass employee relocation amid DeSantis feud

    57335 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2023

  68. Being woken up to a bear searching for food near your tent

    57291 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2023

  69. Principal’s response to a student unaliving themselves.

    57115 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2023

  70. good doggo 🥺🥺🥺

    57113 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2023

  71. Chase says my checking and savings account are $200 Billion overdrawn and I need to make a deposit. Checking my sofa now for some loose change

    57080 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2023

  72. wow. just wow.

    57071 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2023

  73. IMHO, the most underrated scene in Scary Movie 😂

    57058 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2023

  74. Britney Spears in Tokyo (1999)

    56972 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2023

  75. This is what Ukrainians are fighting for..

    56918 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2023

  76. The United States is the only major country on Earth without universal healthcare, that's an absolute disgrace...

    56893 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2023

  77. Dinner at a homeless shelter (Sioux City, IA)

    56885 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2023

  78. Texas Republicans just voted to give a Greg Abbott appointee the power to single-handedly CANCEL election results in the state’s largest Democratic county

    56679 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2023

  79. When you meet a person who's energy matches with yours.

    56666 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2023

  80. Ingredients of One Night Cough Syrup manufactured in late 1800s

    56665 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2023

  81. To dump debris on a PuertoRican beach

    56659 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2023

  82. This lady repeating "you're grouned" in multiple accents

    56628 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2023

  83. Married my Reddit pen pal last weekend!

    56622 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2023

  84. 8 guys against 4 billion people

    56612 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2023

  85. Why, just why.

    56549 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2023

  86. TIL Highway hypnosis, also known as white line fever, is an altered mental state in which a person can drive a car, truck, or other automobile great distances, responding to external events in the expected, safe, and correct manner with no recollection of having consciously done so.

    56491 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2023

  87. So you wonder how lazy/rushed Devs were with RedFall? This is the start of the game, 10 seconds in ... welcome immersion ... NOT. This is in the same room, literally 20 feet from each others.

    56387 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2023

  88. Woman on American Airlines plane duct-taped to her seat after she tried to open the door mid-flight

    56192 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2023

  89. TIL of the Jim twins, separated at birth and reunited at 39: both had married and divorced someone named Linda, were currently married to a Betty, had sons named James Allan, had dogs named Toy, drove the same car, had jobs in security, and regularly vacationed at the same beach in Florida

    56089 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2023

  90. Official Poster for 'Dune: Part Two'

    55980 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2023

  91. TIL birth rates in the U.S. have dropped more than 20% since 2007

    55945 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2023

  92. Republicans Finally Admit They Have No Incriminating Evidence on Joe Biden: A 65-page report, a press conference, and nothing to show for it.

    55913 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2023

  93. This Idiot with weird Mad Max wheels hindering the traffic

    55894 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2023

  94. Hyper realistic Harley Quinn statue

    55892 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2023

  95. Finally someone acting the opposite 🙌🏻

    55857 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2023

  96. Fort Blunder.

    55820 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2023

  97. Who are these people?

    55806 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2023

  98. Photobombed by a freediver at 40ft

    55657 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2023

  99. Never underestimate the bush

    55597 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2023

  100. My clothing pegs explode when used

    55544 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2023