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Reddit (May 2023)
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TIL the music behind the anti-piracy warning (you wouldn't steal a car etc) was stolen from the person who wrote it, Melchior Rietveldt, who sued for royalties owed
12479 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2023
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Lost all my content writing contracts. Feeling hopeless as an author.
12461 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2023
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❤️
12456 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2023
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Since I was a child, I've enjoyed that moment, but I believe everyone hates it.
12446 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2023
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Waking up a 120 yo water wheel
12437 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2023
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Regular who has a different date every week
12426 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2023
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Max level derpness
12418 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2023
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Rainbow flag taken down at a grocery store in Germany
12417 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2023
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Elon Musk Calls Remote Work ‘Bullsh*t’ and ‘Morally Wrong’
12417 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2023
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Blursed_anime clothes
12414 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2023
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thoughts on this theory?
12413 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2023
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[Post Game Thread] The Philadelphia 76ers (1-0) steal home court advantage and defeat the Boston Celtics (0-1) in Game 1 at TD Garden, 119-115. James Harden scores 45 points, including a game-winning 3 pointer with 8 seconds left.
12412 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2023
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meirl
12412 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2023
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Oregon Senate walkout continues as 6 more Republicans banned from re-election
12408 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2023
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LEGO Faces Boycott Calls Over 'Transgender Building Sets'
12398 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2023
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There's a saying : "You don't bring a knife to a gun fight" so theoretically speaking, what other weapon - not including guns- would you bring to a gun fight ?
12391 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2023
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White People Taco Night
12388 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2023
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Reasons to quit
12384 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2023
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Looks like Jeremy Clarkson will be buying Alpine all a pint!
12384 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2023
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Just got this in the mail
12378 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2023
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Michael Block hole in one
12377 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2023
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Who is this for you?
12374 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2023
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With friends like this
12373 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2023
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Any person who defends nazis is a vile cunt.
12358 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2023
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How big of a red flag is supporting Andrew Tate
12353 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2023
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To Get Laid!
12350 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2023
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Mini cast reunion at the writer's strike
12343 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2023
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What is something people describe as healthy, but it's actually unhealthy?
12339 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2023
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China Votes in Favor of UN Resolution Condemning Russian Aggression
12327 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2023
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The time my boss had us unhook the shelves from the wall. Turns out that's what held the shelves upright.
12317 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2023
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Going on vacation, decided to leave a kitty cheat sheet for the sitter 😂
12317 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2023
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When you Orcanize
12312 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2023
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This dark sunflower growing in my garden
12277 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2023
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Lionsgate confirmed that John Wick 5 is currently in development and that fans "can rely on a regular cadence of John Wick" moving forward.
12271 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2023
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Fuck you and your lottery ticket
12270 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2023
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It hit them right in the feels
12262 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2023
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I’m no plumber but…
12255 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2023
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Surge of gamma wave activity in brains of dying patients suggest that near-death experience is the product of the dying brain
12252 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2023
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Reddit Mods Think They're Smooth
12251 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2023
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Origin story of a villain I thought up after hearing the horrific concept of elves taking humans to make “practice families” with. Centuries later, they now call him the “Thorn of the Queen” and the “Scourge of Elvenkind”.
12250 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2023
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The TERFs are going full Nazis now
12233 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2023
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Kids t-shirt turns automatically into a lifejacket in the water
12211 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2023
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‘Monty Python’ Star John Cleese Says ‘Life Of Brian’ Scene Won’t Be Cut Despite Modern Sensitivites
12209 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2023
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The universe according to Ptolemy
12189 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2023
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Chad
12187 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2023
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Can’t tell the difference
12178 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2023
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I mean I agree with him
12162 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2023
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Testing the effects of pure THC in 1970
12152 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2023
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This jar of cheez whiz that expired ten years ago today.
12150 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2023
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Why Tipping Is So Out Of Control In The U.S.
12146 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2023
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A 22-Year-Old Texas Man Fatally Shot His Partner for Traveling to Get an Abortion
12124 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2023
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[Pompey] Sixers’ James Harden expected to reunite with Rockets in free agency, sources say
12119 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2023
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What is a Video Game you think everyone needs to play at least once in their life?
12116 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2023
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GOP megadonor covered tuition for child Clarence Thomas was raising ‘as a son’: report
12106 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2023
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Checkmate 👍
12095 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2023
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Mike Lindell’s $5 million contest winner takes him to federal court
12087 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2023
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Lara Croft and Butler pixel cosplay from Tomb raider
12083 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2023
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TIL : about the game "Foldit", a puzzle game about protein folding. In 2011, its gamers helped decipher a protein of a HIV-like virus, solving a scientific problem that went unsolved for 15 years in as little as 10 days.
12081 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2023
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[Wojnarowski] ESPN Sources: Nick Nurse has reached an agreement to become the next coach of the Philadelphia 76ers. Nurse — who won an NBA championship and a coach of year award with Toronto — now gets to coach the 2023 MVP Joel Embiid.
12079 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2023
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I got a customer request for “girly, pastel science themed” cookies! What do you all think about them?
12078 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2023
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TIL it is a federal crime, punishable by up to $100,000 and a year in prison, for most people in the U.S. to possess any part of a bald or golden eagle, even just a shed feather found on the ground.
12077 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2023
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Decided to go for it, now I’m self conscious..
12068 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2023
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Kind of terrifying the more I think about these specifics.
12063 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2023
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These guys sit outside my apartment building all day, every day blasting music on a boombox. Police won’t do anything because they’re not on the public sidewalk 🫠
12060 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2023
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What an absolute legend.
12056 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2023
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People who get in their cars but then take ages to drive away, what are you doing in there?
12053 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2023
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Marvel’s Spider-Man 2 | Gameplay Reveal
12049 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2023
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[Highlight] The TNT crew can't get enough of Nikola Jokic... They tell him he passed Wilt Chamberlain in all-time playoff triple-doubles for centers, he says: "Where is Shaq? Is Shaq in that list?" Shaq: "No, cause I never passed, Big Honey." "Is he the best?" "He's the best."
12045 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2023
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"Republic credits? Republic credits are no good out here, I need something more real"
12021 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2023
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My girlfriend didn’t offer to pay for any of the first ten dates, so I asked her to start contributing. She got very angry with me and told me my request makes her feel like I don’t like her that much. Are her feelings valid or is she just trying to manipulate me?
12019 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2023
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[Post Game Thread] The Boston Celtics (3-3) come back from a 0-3 series deficit to force a Game 7 in the Eastern Conference Finals and defeat the Miami Heat (3-3) by 104 - 103, behind 31 points and 11 rebounds by Jayson Tatum
12011 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2023
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its yuuuge
11988 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2023
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What is something that young people love that you don’t understand?
11985 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2023
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Some Yankees fans meet a squirrel
11982 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2023
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Legend
11980 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2023
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The way this man can use the frisbee
11972 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2023
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What's an unspoken rule on a first date?
11971 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2023
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[Thompson] Before Game 7, Steph Curry assured the team he would deliver victory if they all bought in. Anyone who was ready for their vacation, he told them not to get on the bus. But if they got on the bus, he promised he’d deliver. Wiggins: "It gave me chills. No. 30, he’s different, man."
11964 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2023
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TIFU when I got naked in front of someone who didn't want me naked and then getting us lost
11956 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2023
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A new case of PTSD right here..
11948 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2023
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Should America implement a max age to run for president?
11942 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2023
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Which level of facial hair looks good on me?
11936 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2023
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I caught Acuna's 448 ft dinger
11929 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2023
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'Shazam 2' Becomes the Worst-Ever Box Office Earner In DCEU History
11923 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2023
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how effortlessly dolphins can keep up with a modern ship
11890 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2023
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Good men
11884 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2023
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California high school's 'teacher of the year' arrested for allegedly having sex with underage student: police
11880 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2023
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Stealing carts full of stuff from Giant Tiger. The employees weren't having it.
11868 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2023
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Get gnu gnu'd
11868 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2023
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The way it perfectly fits
11863 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2023
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“I’m entirely straight. I just have a penis fetish.”
11859 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2023
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Farmer uses military grade weaponry to protect crops from hogs (animal death)
11855 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2023
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TIL Surgeons who play video games at least 3 hours a week perform 27% faster and make 37% fewer errors performing laparoscopic surgery.
11851 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2023
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Putin says battle for Bakhmut is over, thanks Wagner mercenaries and Russian army
11846 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2023
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George Santos names himself treasurer of his campaign committee
11846 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2023
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Fairing reentry from ViaSat-3. The fairings re-entered the atmosphere at over 15x the speed of sound, creating a trail of plasma in its wake
11794 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2023
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Ron DeSantis says he will ‘destroy leftism’ in US if elected president
11785 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2023
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He wanted to let his mum know what he thought of her on her wedding day.
11783 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2023
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Al Pacino, Viggo Mortensen, John Travolta, Shia LaBeouf, Rebecca Pidgeon & Courtney Love Set For David Mamet’s JFK Thriller ‘Assassination’
11755 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2023
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Anything is possible
11753 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2023