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  1. TIL the music behind the anti-piracy warning (you wouldn't steal a car etc) was stolen from the person who wrote it, Melchior Rietveldt, who sued for royalties owed

    12479 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2023

  2. Lost all my content writing contracts. Feeling hopeless as an author.

    12461 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2023

  3. ❤️

    12456 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2023

  4. Since I was a child, I've enjoyed that moment, but I believe everyone hates it.

    12446 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2023

  5. Waking up a 120 yo water wheel

    12437 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2023

  6. Regular who has a different date every week

    12426 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2023

  7. Max level derpness

    12418 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2023

  8. Rainbow flag taken down at a grocery store in Germany

    12417 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2023

  9. Elon Musk Calls Remote Work ‘Bullsh*t’ and ‘Morally Wrong’

    12417 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2023

  10. Blursed_anime clothes

    12414 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2023

  11. thoughts on this theory?

    12413 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2023

  12. [Post Game Thread] The Philadelphia 76ers (1-0) steal home court advantage and defeat the Boston Celtics (0-1) in Game 1 at TD Garden, 119-115. James Harden scores 45 points, including a game-winning 3 pointer with 8 seconds left.

    12412 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2023

  13. meirl

    12412 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2023

  14. Oregon Senate walkout continues as 6 more Republicans banned from re-election

    12408 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2023

  15. LEGO Faces Boycott Calls Over 'Transgender Building Sets'

    12398 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2023

  16. There's a saying : "You don't bring a knife to a gun fight" so theoretically speaking, what other weapon - not including guns- would you bring to a gun fight ?

    12391 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2023

  17. White People Taco Night

    12388 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2023

  18. Reasons to quit

    12384 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2023

  19. Looks like Jeremy Clarkson will be buying Alpine all a pint!

    12384 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2023

  20. Just got this in the mail

    12378 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2023

  21. Michael Block hole in one

    12377 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2023

  22. Who is this for you?

    12374 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2023

  23. With friends like this

    12373 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2023

  24. Any person who defends nazis is a vile cunt.

    12358 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2023

  25. How big of a red flag is supporting Andrew Tate

    12353 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2023

  26. To Get Laid!

    12350 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2023

  27. Mini cast reunion at the writer's strike

    12343 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2023

  28. What is something people describe as healthy, but it's actually unhealthy?

    12339 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2023

  29. China Votes in Favor of UN Resolution Condemning Russian Aggression

    12327 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2023

  30. The time my boss had us unhook the shelves from the wall. Turns out that's what held the shelves upright.

    12317 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2023

  31. Going on vacation, decided to leave a kitty cheat sheet for the sitter 😂

    12317 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2023

  32. When you Orcanize

    12312 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2023

  33. This dark sunflower growing in my garden

    12277 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2023

  34. Lionsgate confirmed that John Wick 5 is currently in development and that fans "can rely on a regular cadence of John Wick" moving forward.

    12271 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2023

  35. Fuck you and your lottery ticket

    12270 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2023

  36. It hit them right in the feels

    12262 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2023

  37. I’m no plumber but…

    12255 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2023

  38. Surge of gamma wave activity in brains of dying patients suggest that near-death experience is the product of the dying brain

    12252 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2023

  39. Reddit Mods Think They're Smooth

    12251 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2023

  40. Origin story of a villain I thought up after hearing the horrific concept of elves taking humans to make “practice families” with. Centuries later, they now call him the “Thorn of the Queen” and the “Scourge of Elvenkind”.

    12250 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2023

  41. The TERFs are going full Nazis now

    12233 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2023

  42. Kids t-shirt turns automatically into a lifejacket in the water

    12211 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2023

  43. ‘Monty Python’ Star John Cleese Says ‘Life Of Brian’ Scene Won’t Be Cut Despite Modern Sensitivites

    12209 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2023

  44. The universe according to Ptolemy

    12189 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2023

  45. Chad

    12187 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2023

  46. Can’t tell the difference

    12178 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2023

  47. I mean I agree with him

    12162 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2023

  48. Testing the effects of pure THC in 1970

    12152 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2023

  49. This jar of cheez whiz that expired ten years ago today.

    12150 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2023

  50. Why Tipping Is So Out Of Control In The U.S.

    12146 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2023

  51. A 22-Year-Old Texas Man Fatally Shot His Partner for Traveling to Get an Abortion

    12124 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2023

  52. [Pompey] Sixers’ James Harden expected to reunite with Rockets in free agency, sources say

    12119 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2023

  53. What is a Video Game you think everyone needs to play at least once in their life?

    12116 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2023

  54. GOP megadonor covered tuition for child Clarence Thomas was raising ‘as a son’: report

    12106 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2023

  55. Checkmate 👍

    12095 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2023

  56. Mike Lindell’s $5 million contest winner takes him to federal court

    12087 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2023

  57. Lara Croft and Butler pixel cosplay from Tomb raider

    12083 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2023

  58. TIL : about the game "Foldit", a puzzle game about protein folding. In 2011, its gamers helped decipher a protein of a HIV-like virus, solving a scientific problem that went unsolved for 15 years in as little as 10 days.

    12081 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2023

  59. [Wojnarowski] ESPN Sources: Nick Nurse has reached an agreement to become the next coach of the Philadelphia 76ers. Nurse — who won an NBA championship and a coach of year award with Toronto — now gets to coach the 2023 MVP Joel Embiid.

    12079 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2023

  60. I got a customer request for “girly, pastel science themed” cookies! What do you all think about them?

    12078 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2023

  61. TIL it is a federal crime, punishable by up to $100,000 and a year in prison, for most people in the U.S. to possess any part of a bald or golden eagle, even just a shed feather found on the ground.

    12077 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2023

  62. Decided to go for it, now I’m self conscious..

    12068 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2023

  63. Kind of terrifying the more I think about these specifics.

    12063 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2023

  64. These guys sit outside my apartment building all day, every day blasting music on a boombox. Police won’t do anything because they’re not on the public sidewalk 🫠

    12060 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2023

  65. What an absolute legend.

    12056 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2023

  66. People who get in their cars but then take ages to drive away, what are you doing in there?

    12053 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2023

  67. Marvel’s Spider-Man 2 | Gameplay Reveal

    12049 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2023

  68. [Highlight] The TNT crew can't get enough of Nikola Jokic... They tell him he passed Wilt Chamberlain in all-time playoff triple-doubles for centers, he says: "Where is Shaq? Is Shaq in that list?" Shaq: "No, cause I never passed, Big Honey." "Is he the best?" "He's the best."

    12045 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2023

  69. "Republic credits? Republic credits are no good out here, I need something more real"

    12021 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2023

  70. My girlfriend didn’t offer to pay for any of the first ten dates, so I asked her to start contributing. She got very angry with me and told me my request makes her feel like I don’t like her that much. Are her feelings valid or is she just trying to manipulate me?

    12019 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2023

  71. [Post Game Thread] The Boston Celtics (3-3) come back from a 0-3 series deficit to force a Game 7 in the Eastern Conference Finals and defeat the Miami Heat (3-3) by 104 - 103, behind 31 points and 11 rebounds by Jayson Tatum

    12011 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2023

  72. its yuuuge

    11988 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2023

  73. What is something that young people love that you don’t understand?

    11985 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2023

  74. Some Yankees fans meet a squirrel

    11982 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2023

  75. Legend

    11980 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2023

  76. The way this man can use the frisbee

    11972 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2023

  77. What's an unspoken rule on a first date?

    11971 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2023

  78. [Thompson] Before Game 7, Steph Curry assured the team he would deliver victory if they all bought in. Anyone who was ready for their vacation, he told them not to get on the bus. But if they got on the bus, he promised he’d deliver. Wiggins: "It gave me chills. No. 30, he’s different, man."

    11964 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2023

  79. TIFU when I got naked in front of someone who didn't want me naked and then getting us lost

    11956 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2023

  80. A new case of PTSD right here..

    11948 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2023

  81. Should America implement a max age to run for president?

    11942 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2023

  82. Which level of facial hair looks good on me?

    11936 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2023

  83. I caught Acuna's 448 ft dinger

    11929 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2023

  84. 'Shazam 2' Becomes the Worst-Ever Box Office Earner In DCEU History

    11923 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2023

  85. how effortlessly dolphins can keep up with a modern ship

    11890 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2023

  86. Good men

    11884 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2023

  87. California high school's 'teacher of the year' arrested for allegedly having sex with underage student: police

    11880 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2023

  88. Stealing carts full of stuff from Giant Tiger. The employees weren't having it.

    11868 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2023

  89. Get gnu gnu'd

    11868 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2023

  90. The way it perfectly fits

    11863 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2023

  91. “I’m entirely straight. I just have a penis fetish.”

    11859 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2023

  92. Farmer uses military grade weaponry to protect crops from hogs (animal death)

    11855 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2023

  93. TIL Surgeons who play video games at least 3 hours a week perform 27% faster and make 37% fewer errors performing laparoscopic surgery.

    11851 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2023

  94. Putin says battle for Bakhmut is over, thanks Wagner mercenaries and Russian army

    11846 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2023

  95. George Santos names himself treasurer of his campaign committee

    11846 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2023

  96. Fairing reentry from ViaSat-3. The fairings re-entered the atmosphere at over 15x the speed of sound, creating a trail of plasma in its wake

    11794 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2023

  97. Ron DeSantis says he will ‘destroy leftism’ in US if elected president

    11785 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2023

  98. He wanted to let his mum know what he thought of her on her wedding day.

    11783 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2023

  99. Al Pacino, Viggo Mortensen, John Travolta, Shia LaBeouf, Rebecca Pidgeon & Courtney Love Set For David Mamet’s JFK Thriller ‘Assassination’

    11755 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2023

  100. Anything is possible

    11753 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2023