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  1. made this for gf when she got off work, but she called me a loser. smh

    12179 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2023

  2. Try explaining that on the phone with your insurance company

    12178 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2023

  3. To stop a car from parking (in many different ways).

    12169 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2023

  4. Brushing a tiger

    12164 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2023

  5. me_irlgbt

    12157 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2023

  6. Let's say they're real. Then what?

    12156 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2023

  7. ‘Whistleblower’ who accused Bidens of corruption is charged with arms trafficking and violating Iran sanctions

    12156 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2023

  8. Pronouns

    12152 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2023

  9. TIL that in the 1980s, Tom Fogerty, rhythm guitarist for Creedence Clearwater Revival, underwent back surgery, and was given a blood transfusion that was not screened for HIV causing him to become infected with the virus. He later contracted AIDS and died from tuberculosis.

    12146 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2023

  10. Reddit demands moderators remove NSFW labels, or else

    12138 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2023

  11. I was fired for discussing wages and I recorded them telling me exactly that.

    12137 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2023

  12. So many questions..

    12137 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2023

  13. Love him or hate him, Max pitting on 70/71 just to steal fastest lap is comedy gold

    12124 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2023

  14. Left these sausages on the grill for 2 hours with the heat off and came back to this.

    12122 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2023

  15. He loved it

    12115 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2023

  16. Why are people like this?

    12113 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2023

  17. Trump's motorcade heckled at Moms for Liberty event: "Traitor"

    12112 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2023

  18. Guy has a jumping contest with his toddler

    12101 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2023

  19. Hiring Manager sent interview notes to me directly 😂

    12097 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2023

  20. Officials arrest and charge retired pastor in 1975 cold case murder of Delco 8-year-old

    12097 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2023

  21. How can I convince my boyfriend to let me keep this cat?

    12088 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2023

  22. This is stupid, but use it or lose it, comment here and i'll give a Tree hugging award till I run out

    12087 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2023

  23. This noiseless demolition procedure developed by Japan

    12083 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2023

  24. On the fairness of life

    12079 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2023

  25. 🔥 A snake slithering up a brick wall

    12075 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2023

  26. This monstrosity on the bathroom ceiling of a local restaurant

    12064 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2023

  27. This guy saved man's life

    12041 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2023

  28. to be cute

    12035 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2023

  29. "there was never purple in video games until Fortnite"

    12035 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2023

  30. New FL textbooks edits

    12031 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2023

  31. Dog refused to go Home waited patiently outside the hospital for 6 days until his owner is discharged.

    12014 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2023

  32. Ex-Trump lawyer says evidence against him ‘overwhelming’ in Mar-a-Lago case

    11990 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2023

  33. Mans does not get paid enough for this response.

    11976 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2023

  34. Scientists Predict a Collapse of the Atlantic Ocean Current

    11970 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2023

  35. membership only human trafficking gentlemen’s club headquartered in Budapest

    11951 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2023

  36. Thanks to our new savior Jake 🙏 (and Praise Spez)

    11950 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2023

  37. Swan family crossing the road

    11949 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2023

  38. Biden will designate a national monument honoring Emmett Till and his mother

    11942 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2023

  39. British are not relaxed

    11940 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2023

  40. TIL: In China wearing a green hat is a sign of mockery and telling someone they wear a green hat is an insult. This signifies that the person is a cuck. One reason is that during the Yuen dynasty, family members of prostitutes had to wear green headscarves so the public can identify and avoid them.

    11929 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2023

  41. Logic is not her strong suit I guesd

    11929 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2023

  42. Where The Netherlands begins …

    11926 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2023

  43. Thanks to Bluey there's a entire generation of non Aussie kids that will be using Aussie slang.

    11915 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2023

  44. What is it about Taylor Swift that has people so obsessed with her and everything she does?

    11913 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2023

  45. Mentally ill Tony Timpa called Dallas PD for help. Police officer kneeled on his back for 14 minutes and laughed. His breathing or feel for a pulse wasn’t checked because PO’s assumed he was sleeping. Tony died and the cop got promoted in 2022.

    11905 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2023

  46. What a beautiful smile

    11892 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2023

  47. If you take the low road, you're not a victim when you're met there

    11880 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2023

  48. AITAH for not allowing my parents to sleep in the same bed?

    11867 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2023

  49. Want my girlfriend? Threaten me? Take my whole shitty life.

    11855 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2023

  50. Medieval confusion

    11853 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2023

  51. Babies space program

    11845 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2023

  52. Actor Jim Caviezel claims liberal elites drink the blood of infants - also stating, ‘I believe Donald Trump was selected by God Almighty, and I'm talking about the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit God,’ Caviezel said.

    11844 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2023

  53. If there is no question, why do we even answer ?

    11827 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2023

  54. Every time

    11823 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2023

  55. Transphobes don't know how fucking weird they sound to everyone else

    11820 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2023

  56. when he came to the sea for the first time in a year

    11818 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2023

  57. ‘This is a death sentence for me’: Florida Republican women say they will switch parties after DeSantis approves alimony law

    11814 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2023

  58. TIL how trash is disposed of in modern large submarines. Trash is deposited into a Trash Disposal Unit (TDU) which collects and compacts it into a galvanized steel can. A ball valve is opened allowing the scrap iron-weighted can to fall down to the sea floor.

    11810 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2023

  59. Dog seeks help from a random person to save his brother

    11798 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2023

  60. Failed a liquor sting

    11797 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2023

  61. Missing persons cases drop to zero.

    11791 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2023

  62. Creating a perfectly straight line.

    11788 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2023

  63. My brother stole my birthday gift.

    11786 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2023

  64. what a dumb system

    11785 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2023

  65. I not in a million would of guessed the ending...

    11783 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2023

  66. Be careful what you wish for...

    11778 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2023

  67. What Fruit is Named After a Color?

    11775 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2023

  68. The Russians Packed Hundreds Of Vehicles Into A Crimean Repair Depot. The Ukrainians Just Hit It With A Cruise Missile.

    11774 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2023

  69. To yell at the employees but forgets to put her car in park

    11770 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2023

  70. N64 Rug I made

    11762 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2023

  71. Tech execs are stressed out. Half are heavy drinkers and 45% take painkillers, a new study says

    11758 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2023

  72. Why is trans discourse always centered around trans women, and never trans men?

    11752 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2023

  73. to avoid the kid

    11733 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2023

  74. I’ve completely lost interest in Marvel

    11729 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2023

  75. In Captain America: Civil War (2016), Bucky and Steve beat one of the richest and smartest people in the world... Literally using the power of friendship

    11729 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2023

  76. Are they trying to rebrand slavery?

    11725 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2023

  77. simply “Riding It” would be an understatement

    11718 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2023

  78. They never said what scale

    11714 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2023

  79. DoorDasher entered my house unannounced 👀

    11712 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2023

  80. Dad fakes a interview to see daughters reaction

    11708 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2023

  81. No, You Can't Be Fat and Healthy. Ever

    11698 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2023

  82. A crucial system of ocean currents is heading for a collapse that 'would affect every person on the planet'

    11677 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2023

  83. Trump posting at 2:30 am that he won the election…. Because we don’t wear Biden hats. FFS.

    11677 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2023

  84. TIL: Sperm whales’ clicks are powerful enough to penetrate and vibrate your entire body to death.

    11674 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2023

  85. Homer can be a good husband

    11668 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2023

  86. Remember to compliment other men’s lawns

    11666 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2023

  87. Calling for all men to make a stand

    11659 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2023

  88. Tirade over cop charged with tasering 95yo great grandmother

    11656 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2023

  89. me_irlgbt

    11651 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2023

  90. TIL that Adolphe Sax, the son of instrument designers, was prone to accidents. As a kid, he fell from a 3-story height, drank acidic water he mistook for milk, swallowed a pin, fell into a frying pan, was burned in a gunpowder blast, and fell into a river. He grew up to invent the saxophone.

    11647 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2023

  91. Why do we have this up already it is JULY FIFTEENTH

    11639 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2023

  92. Painacetamol. Heil spez

    11638 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2023

  93. Jonah Hill’s Ex Sarah Brady shares details and texts from during their relationship

    11631 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2023

  94. God provides for everything, right?

    11625 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2023

  95. Squirtle wtf

    11619 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2023

  96. 78 pilot whales were slaughtered near a cruise ship carrying marine conservationists

    11612 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2023

  97. TIL That the Pink Panther cartoon show was created due to the success of the character in the opening credits of the Pink Panther films

    11602 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2023

  98. What still has not recovered from the Covid 19 shutdown?

    11585 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2023

  99. Man arrested for smoking outside after he refused to show his ID.

    11572 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2023

  100. In all my years I'd never had a cat that would tolerate a leash. Now I've got one who thrives and enjoys going out and about with me!

    11571 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2023