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  1. You stupid fuc..... nevermind, have a great day.

    25079 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2023

  2. Sloth enjoying a boat ride

    25074 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2023

  3. 😈

    25071 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2023

  4. I work for a bank. I got a message from one of the branches that these have been sitting in their vault for as long as they can remember. They're too far for me to pickup so I asked them to take the funds out of my account and send them to me. We'll see what happens.

    25057 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2023

  5. Plant based beer

    25032 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2023

  6. The minimum laptop spec for my sisters college costs $2500

    25018 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2023

  7. Delayed for 3 hours… Just to have this AH blasting a movie on his phone the whole flight…. Flight attendants did nothing…

    25005 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2023

  8. Til Americans have accumulated $21 billion Worth of unused gift cards. Almost 2/3 of people have a card and half of those will likely lose the gift card before using it

    25003 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2023

  9. TIL the once-tasty "red delicious" type of apple is now recognized as having declined sharply in quality. Supermarkets wanted to apple to last longer, but the best tasting juicy apples often go bad more quickly. Selective breeding practices changed the red delicious into a more solid & shiny apple.

    24996 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2023

  10. Company hired my wife without telling her they're shutting down.

    24975 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2023

  11. Found on Instagram. Atleast it's nicely done. But why.

    24970 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2023

  12. So that's the conclusion of crisis meetings?

    24946 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2023

  13. Me irl

    24902 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2023

  14. The bar was already low, and you lowered it even further.

    24895 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2023

  15. GOP lawmakers predict imminent ‘fistfight’ between Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert

    24894 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2023

  16. Microsoft wins FTC fight to buy Activision Blizzard

    24881 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2023

  17. Florida man got destroyed

    24877 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2023

  18. Interesting use of $20,000...

    24836 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2023

  19. Ryan Williams pulls off an incredible move at X-games

    24832 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2023

  20. Danny Trejo and the Muppets

    24821 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2023

  21. Cleaning up a beach by extracting small plastics from sand

    24818 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2023

  22. Deep.

    24807 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2023

  23. dO YoU KnOw WhO i aM

    24775 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2023

  24. Israeli Occupation Forces pouring cement into water springs south of Hebron, occupied Palestine, to prevent Palestinians from using it for agriculture amidst an ongoing heat wave.

    24768 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2023

  25. My wife made the list, but somehow I’m the “typical man” for only getting one apple. . .

    24767 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2023

  26. Further Update: Husband accused me of financial infidelity

    24714 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2023

  27. Danny Hodge, former boxer and wrestler, crushing an apple with his bare hand at 80 years old

    24701 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2023

  28. Dog saves bud from being swept downstream

    24680 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2023

  29. ok this is terrible.

    24670 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2023

  30. What Just Happened?

    24665 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2023

  31. me_irl

    24662 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2023

  32. I... dont know what to say.

    24653 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2023

  33. "anything other than a man/woman" to "seek services at a local pet groomer."

    24639 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2023

  34. TIL After being named Marijuana Pepsi Jackson by her parents and enduring years of bullying as a result, Jackson refused to change her name and went on to earn her Ph.D. at the age of 46 for Higher Education Leadership from Cardinal Stritch University in 2019.

    24633 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2023

  35. meirl

    24606 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2023

  36. Meirl

    24606 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2023

  37. I am conservative, but am pushed away from basically every other conservative because I believe in climate change. Why is it so hard to believe?

    24601 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2023

  38. Trump posted what he said was Obama's address, prosecutors say. An armed man was soon arrested there

    24597 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2023

  39. My sister “taste tested” our krispy kreme donuts.

    24588 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2023

  40. Laundry tips

    24569 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2023

  41. i will give away all of my 52,000 Reddit coins to anyone who comments

    24549 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2023

  42. Yellow freight worker finds out he no longer has a pension after working for 30 years

    24540 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2023

  43. Consequences

    24508 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2023

  44. Simon Pegg secretly feeds lines to Pom Klementieff to say to a reporter

    24506 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2023

  45. When self awareness hits

    24497 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2023

  46. 14-year-old girl missing for 2 weeks found in Marine barracks was ‘sold,’ says aunt

    24497 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2023

  47. Dog is Unrecognizable After Being Rescued

    24490 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2023

  48. Some guys passing a kid’s vibe :)

    24470 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2023

  49. The enemy of my enemy is also my enemy

    24453 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2023

  50. When a child is shown love, the child begins to mirror and return the affection.

    24452 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2023

  51. How long have you been like this?

    24446 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2023

  52. TIL: HP was busted multiple times shipping their laptops like the EliteBook, ProBook, Pavilion and Envy with keyloggers that could record keystrokes to a local file accessible by anyone. This alarming discovery by a cyber-security firm impacted over 460 laptop models. And it happend multiple times.

    24428 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2023

  53. Negative numbers don’t count

    24425 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2023

  54. Dad builds a custom adaptive controller so his daughter can play Zelda- Breath Of The Wild.

    24412 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2023

  55. Next you’ll tell me that robbery is theft!

    24410 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2023

  56. Gas pumps that play loud advertisements and videos while you pump

    24393 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2023

  57. Real Footage of Robert Oppenheimer testing the atomic bomb

    24362 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2023

  58. Stating "facts" is hate speech on Threads

    24273 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2023

  59. Science is too hard for you, Stew

    24265 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2023

  60. Math class argument.

    24206 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2023

  61. You just really have to see t

    24204 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2023

  62. American dream

    24197 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2023

  63. Not a sentence here has ever been said before.

    24194 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2023

  64. Tourists flock to Death Valley to experience possible world-record heat of 55C degrees

    24189 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2023

  65. Ladies and gentlemen, delusion at its finest.

    24146 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2023

  66. Good advice

    24120 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2023

  67. Can you say?

    24119 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2023

  68. 25 Years on, Saving Private Ryan’s Opening Scene Remains Cinema's Most Brutal Depiction of War

    24113 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2023

  69. PPP fraud is ‘worst in history’: $200B stolen and blown on Lamborghinis, beach houses and bling

    24104 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2023

  70. My sister in law points all the knives up in the dishwasher.

    24103 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2023

  71. TIL There are consumers who are known as Harbingers of Failure. They have a knack for buying products that turn out to be market flops. "when the harbingers buy a product at least three times, it’s really bad news: The probability of success for that product drops 56 percent."

    24103 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2023

  72. Cardi B is not joking.

    24072 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2023

  73. Tourist apologises for Colosseum defacement, saying ‘he had no idea it was so ancient’

    24059 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2023

  74. Black man who says he was elected mayor of Alabama town alleges that White leaders are keeping him from position

    24048 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2023

  75. submerging eiderdown in water

    23984 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2023

  76. Of Course Not!

    23976 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2023

  77. The University of Kyoto in Japan allows students to wear anything they want for Graduation ceremony

    23970 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2023

  78. Carlos Alcatraz winning his first Wimbledon at 20 years of age!

    23959 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2023

  79. How a lot of people feel right now

    23953 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2023

  80. Young Americans blame SCOTUS, GOP for unforgiven student loan debt

    23948 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2023

  81. Maybe maybe maybe

    23941 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2023

  82. What did this guy do?

    23922 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2023

  83. Was wondering why she was out when I got home. I guess that explains it

    23916 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2023

  84. Russian fencer decided to sit like this for 50 minutes demanding to disqualify her Ukrainian opponent due to “lack of respect” because she didn't shake her hand

    23912 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2023

  85. Biden’s latest campaign tweet is simply a video of Marjorie Taylor Greene speaking

    23907 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2023

  86. Singapore Hangs First Woman in 19 Years for 31 Grams of Heroin

    23897 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2023

  87. In 1970, Dock Ellis threw a no-hitter under the influence of LSD

    23896 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2023

  88. Chikens become hypnotized When a line is drawn in front of them.

    23884 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2023

  89. oh no

    23880 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2023

  90. Bro passed the vibe check

    23879 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2023

  91. Pence Stuns CNN Anchor With Nonchalance About ‘Dangerous’ MAGA Voters | “It’s pretty remarkable that you’re not concerned about it, given the fact that they wanted to hang you on on Jan. 6,” Bash told the ex-veep.

    23863 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2023

  92. Proficient generational katmer makers.

    23862 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2023

  93. Border collies run freely and at full speed

    23854 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2023

  94. So sweet

    23829 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2023

  95. GOP chair caught on camera saying "we need to extinguish the left"

    23813 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2023

  96. TIL playing just one day in the MLB gives players lifetime healthcare coverage while 43 days secures them an annual $34,000 pension.

    23812 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2023

  97. I wanted to share a drawing that took all my brain power to create. This is one non-intersecting line

    23811 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2023

  98. "Cries in Millenial"

    23794 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2023

  99. 2meirl4meirl

    23790 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2023

  100. The Australian Bee has a unique type of Beehive

    23783 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2023