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  1. Two broken legs!

    16366 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2026

  2. I’ve been hiding in hoods and beanies and shitty beards since I was 18, I’m trying out the bald in public for once.

    16338 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2026

  3. Teachers know how to annoy other teachers when on vacation

    16302 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2026

  4. The Economist Magazine Cover April 2026

    16301 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2026

  5. Wireless phone charger's cooling feature works better than advertised

    16292 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2026

  6. The sound of anti-personnel drones hunting you.

    16285 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2026

  7. There's war here.

    16261 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2026

  8. Remember when rapper Pitbull was invited to Kodiak, Alaska as a prank but he still performed anyway?

    16247 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2026

  9. Road Raging on a motorcycle is like calling the morgue and making reservations

    16214 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2026

  10. University of Tehran's research department comes out with revolutionary new doohickey

    16206 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2026

  11. Magic rug

    16197 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2026

  12. No Scrolling Past This—Last Meme, Now.

    16196 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2026

  13. A "test ride" to remember.

    16195 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2026

  14. Get real and get inline or get in the bin

    16170 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2026

  15. Visited someone at the hospital and there's a lock box around the pain medication

    16167 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2026

  16. The Instructor: be the fish

    16122 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2026

  17. The human side of Artemis II: Reactions from the team alongside views of the Moon and Earth

    16114 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2026

  18. I found a walled off room during inspection in the basement of this housing I'm buying

    16111 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2026

  19. Look what my dad texted in the family group after he walked my sister down the aisle to marry her 5th husband

    16096 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2026

  20. My Blink cassette tape from before they were required to add the -182

    16090 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2026

  21. I guess mom didn’t want him going into the store.

    16087 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2026

  22. Peter why breaking a jar of honey on the floor makes you want to move out ?

    16086 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2026

  23. Cop gets bear sprayed

    16075 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2026

  24. So that's why she made that statement

    16066 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2026

  25. [OC] whoops

    16060 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2026

  26. Me irl

    16049 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2026

  27. Seth Rogen on the joy of not having kids

    16008 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2026

  28. Teen boys are choosing AI girlfriends over real ones for ‘maximum control, zero rejection’—experts say it could make them unemployable

    16005 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2026

  29. Meirl

    16003 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2026

  30. California store prices items at $951sp shoplifters can be charged with grand theft

    15980 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2026

  31. US to issue passports featuring Trump’s picture to commemorate America’s 250th anniversary

    15977 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2026

  32. Best Battlefield 6 video ever

    15970 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2026

  33. After Melania, now Donald Trump calls for Jimmy Kimmel to be fired by ABC, says "This is something far beyond the pale."

    15970 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2026

  34. Cover art of a Grade 11 Political Science textbook from India

    15965 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2026

  35. Even after so many years the responsiveness of PSP UI is unmatched

    15962 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2026

  36. UAE announces it will leave Opec

    15959 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2026

  37. The footage of Nick Fuentes pushing a woman who came to his front door after he was doxxed has been released.

    15956 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2026

  38. meirl

    15955 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2026

  39. Moon Pattern

    15919 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2026

  40. SCOTUS Justice, 77, Goes on Unhinged Rant About ‘Intellectuals’

    15908 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2026

  41. (Loved Meta Trope) Fan theories are so good they’re basically treated as canon.

    15907 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2026

  42. BREAKING: Congress, led by Representative Robert Garcia, begins civil contempt proceedings against former US Attorney General, Pam Bondi, for her role in covering up the Epstein Files

    15885 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2026

  43. 🔥Is the Long-Tailed Tit the Cutest Bird There Ever Was?

    15877 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2026

  44. France pulls all gold out of US Federal Reserve

    15877 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2026

  45. Francisco Lindor looks on while his wife, Katia, plays the national anthem on the violin ahead of Mets game

    15871 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2026

  46. How to trigger europe

    15860 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2026

  47. Theodore Roosevelt Jr in the White House greenhouse - 1902

    15854 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2026

  48. TIL George Lucas originally planned for Darth Maul to return as the primary antagonist in his Star Wars Episodes VII-IX. After the fall of the Empire, Maul was to become the "godfather of crime" in the galaxy, leading the united criminal syndicates while Luke Skywalker rebuilt the Jedi Order

    15845 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2026

  49. I paid over a grand for this years ago...

    15822 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2026

  50. Wendy is getting the day she deserves.

    15820 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2026

  51. HR said we needed more culture in the office. I've had it since 7th grade. No idea it was still in perfect shape. Now adorning my office. u/ReallyRickAstley

    15810 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2026

  52. I've never seen people so divided on a movie and it's sequel.

    15803 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2026

  53. A YouTuber who risked his life to give the North Sentinel Island tribe Diet Coke is facing up to five years in prison. Mykhailo Viktorovych Polyakov broke strict laws prohibiting contact with the Sentinelese people.

    15782 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2026

  54. No mo chemo for Lola! 🎉 @thekristinexy

    15766 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2026

  55. Pure happiness is a baby donkey in a hammock.

    15762 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2026

  56. I trapped the wrong cat but ended up with a severely injured senior who desperately needed help! It feels like a kitty miracle. No more struggling to survive! Please send well wishes to Barney 🩶

    15735 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2026

  57. Hope they won :)

    15727 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2026

  58. Some wreckage from the reported F-15 WSO evac site in Iran

    15708 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2026

  59. Waze when asking me to verify my age

    15700 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2026

  60. Iran Says It Hit Oracle Facilities in UAE

    15699 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2026

  61. Empty pizza boxes behind NASA Mission Control today

    15698 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2026

  62. Tropic Thunder (2008)

    15686 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2026

  63. Driver Refuses To Back Up Despite Being In The Wrong Lane

    15667 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2026

  64. Cost of crime

    15665 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2026

  65. Trump tells Iran ‘open the F—in’ Strait, you crazy b——ds,’ — as he warns of new strikes and says ‘praise be to Allah’

    15659 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2026

  66. My neighbors fight like this weekly.

    15655 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2026

  67. Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang ‘nearly lost his composure’ when pressed on selling chips to China — ‘You’re not talking to someone who woke up a loser’

    15652 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2026

  68. It’s almost like America’s for-profit healthcare system is a giant scam

    15650 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2026

  69. Some guy built a submarine for his pet parrot in the Bahamas

    15649 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2026

  70. Sony Pictures Boss Tom Rothman Urges Theater Owners to Stop Having 30 Minutes of Trailers and Commercials Before Movies Start:

    15644 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2026

  71. Their fault for picking the blue button

    15639 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2026

  72. House Democrat moves to impeach Hegseth over Iran war

    15633 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2026

  73. Congratulations Mexico

    15618 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2026

  74. whatIsTheName

    15616 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2026

  75. Just so you know…

    15603 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2026

  76. Supreme Court limits Voting Rights Act

    15586 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2026

  77. A mountain bikers trail in a neighbourhood

    15582 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2026

  78. How do you feel about Trump saying they can’t fund Medicare, Medicaid, and daycare programs anymore because they need the money to fund the War?

    15552 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2026

  79. I've been going through the garage and found this unopened birthday card from my husband.

    15539 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2026

  80. Vending machine spits out 16.9oz when 20oz advertised

    15535 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2026

  81. never let them know ur next move 🤣

    15526 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2026

  82. Democrats want the full 2024 election autopsy released — no matter the findings

    15508 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2026

  83. Take note, Valve

    15495 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2026

  84. Al Pacino is 85...and has a 2 year old son with a woman 54 years younger than him

    15490 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2026

  85. A G-Shock Frogman undergoing underwater button endurance testing to ensure sealing and reliability.

    15480 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2026

  86. Peta?

    15454 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2026

  87. In parliament, Polish MP calls Israel ‘new Third Reich,’ waves Israeli flag with swastika

    15446 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2026

  88. U.S. has violated ceasefire agreement, Iran parliamentary speaker says

    15409 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2026

  89. Atmospheric re-entry of NASA’s Orion (Artemis 1) looks insane at 20x speed. Here is the entire 25-minute descent in just 1 minute 15 seconds. Credit: NASA

    15400 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2026

  90. Trump Defies, Newsom Sues

    15397 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2026

  91. Mark Zuckerberg is reportedly building an AI clone to replace him in meetings | The AI version of Zuckerberg is trained on his mannerisms, tone, and public statements, according to a report from the Financial Times

    15382 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2026

  92. Trump Promises Mass Pardons to Staff Before Leaving Office

    15361 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2026

  93. Self-made show

    15345 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2026

  94. Many such cases

    15342 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2026

  95. UK transfers about 1 billion dollars in frozen Russian assets to Ukraine

    15335 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2026

  96. Same planet but different world

    15299 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2026

  97. This game glitched out and started giving me thousands of tickets instead of the 500. A bystander Karen came over had a worker disable the machine because I was "winning too many tickets"

    15295 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2026

  98. I updated the old graphic.

    15279 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2026

  99. 🔥Have You Ever Seen Spider Beans?

    15246 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2026

  100. Looking for opinions on the inspo compared to what we got

    15235 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2026