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  1. What in the ever loving f*** does this mean. Kids homework

    8574 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2026

  2. M22 received incredible job offer, F22 girlfriend does not want me to accept.

    8566 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2026

  3. Trump Signs Executive Order Endorsing Psychedelic Psilocybin and Ibogaine; Asks 'Can I Have Some, Please?'

    8564 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2026

  4. Palantir published a mini manifesto calling some cultures ‘harmful and middling’ and said Silicon Valley has ‘a moral debt’ to the U.S.

    8560 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2026

  5. A 10,000-12,000 Year Old Glacial Boulder Inside A Regular Supermarket In Estonia.

    8552 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2026

  6. Is Donald Trump the dumbest person who's ever been president of the US?

    8537 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2026

  7. Would she have been a good President?

    8527 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2026

  8. Abandoned Corporate Park

    8526 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2026

  9. Prepping for...

    8519 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2026

  10. Pope says he is not afraid of Trump after criticism over war in Iran

    8514 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2026

  11. Someone placed $760M oil shorts just 20 minutes before the news dropped

    8506 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2026

  12. Signs of a narcissistic abuser!

    8505 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2026

  13. True story bro

    8489 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2026

  14. Everyone tells me I messed up (planted 56 cypresses)

    8487 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2026

  15. Leaf looks like a mango

    8485 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2026

  16. The European Union has passed a new rule requiring smartphones to have batteries that users can easily replace.

    8477 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2026

  17. If the military/president suddenly ordered a mandatory draft for all men aged 18-42: How do you think millennials and GenZ would respond?

    8475 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2026

  18. A young boy in Turkey went missing for 10 hours, with his entire village scrambling to find him. He was discovered over 1.8 miles away, napping on a hill, absolutely chilling without a care in the world.

    8466 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2026

  19. Took the plung...and glad I did

    8460 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2026

  20. This would be unacceptable in 95% of the world

    8454 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2026

  21. What is this ring thing

    8453 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2026

  22. Look who he is trying to impress

    8449 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2026

  23. AITAH because I refuse to finish a story if my husband interrupts.

    8446 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2026

  24. 🌟🌟🌟

    8444 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2026

  25. Apprentice (me) made mistake, boss wants me to work Fridays unpaid to pay it off.

    8444 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2026

  26. Fluoride in drinking water has no effect on IQ or brain function, long-term study shows

    8444 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2026

  27. [rare trope] queer couples no one likes

    8439 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2026

  28. Mirrors in Multiverse

    8406 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2026

  29. White House denies Trump is in the hospital as new health rumors explode

    8401 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2026

  30. Watching movies in theaters, the way they’re meant to be watched

    8388 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2026

  31. What’s a disturbing celebrity fact that not a lot of people know?

    8382 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2026

  32. Sometimes revenge is a dish best served spicy

    8375 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2026

  33. France Launches Government Linux Desktop Plan as Windows Exit Begins

    8374 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2026

  34. In Light of Today's Events [OC]

    8372 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2026

  35. To prepare for his role in Fast and Furious, Paul Walker wrapped his car around a tree

    8367 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2026

  36. Well….that’s a quick telling on oneself.

    8367 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2026

  37. Amazon spends too much money on expensive voice actors instead of quality animation and I'm tired of pretending they are not

    8345 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2026

  38. of a hornets nest

    8337 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2026

  39. [OC] I agree with you Tokyo

    8335 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2026

  40. What came out of my belly button when pregnant…

    8331 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2026

  41. Trump says U.S. struck and seized Iranian-flagged cargo ship in Gulf of Oman

    8329 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2026

  42. Mother shamed and kicked out of restaurant for breastfeeding baby

    8317 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2026

  43. Nobel Prize winner Kenzaburō Ōe promised his mother as a child he'd win the Nobel Prize in Physics. After winning it in Literature in 1994, he told her he kept his promise. She replied: 'No, you promised it would be in physics.'

    8300 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2026

  44. My life age 15-18 in a cult🥲

    8299 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2026

  45. What was the first game you bought on Steam?

    8282 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2026

  46. [MEGATHREAD] Artemis II Launch To The Moon

    8282 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2026

  47. meirl

    8272 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2026

  48. Batman TAS is better than Invincible according to the creator of Deadpool

    8271 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2026

  49. Tobacco company CEOs declaring under oath in an American court that nicotine is not addictive in 1994

    8251 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2026

  50. New poster for ‘Coyote vs. Acme.’ In theaters August 28th.

    8250 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2026

  51. Im an insomniac who takes seroquel. It makes my sleepwalking worse and turns my hunger up to 11. I tried starting a fast yesterday and woke up this morning to find someone tried to eat my apple cinnamon scented candle from Costco. (r/mildlyinteresting removed my post 😒)

    8238 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2026

  52. Friends or bra🤔? What will You choose.

    8236 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2026

  53. One missing puzzle piece from a 1000 piece puzzle…

    8227 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2026

  54. A truly good man 🥹

    8226 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2026

  55. OpenAI Codex system prompt includes explicit directive to "never talk about goblins"

    8217 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2026

  56. The congealed stupidity amazes me.

    8217 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2026

  57. TIL when current US Supeme Court Justice Clarence Thomas got married to Ginni Lamp, her aunt said of the couple in an interview: “he was so nice, we forgot he was black, and he treated her so well all of his other qualities made up for his being black.”

    8216 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2026

  58. House Democrats Propose $25 Federal Minimum Wage

    8212 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2026

  59. #1 Profitable trading setup

    8205 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2026

  60. Packing baked pastries into a box

    8201 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2026

  61. Is this photo edited with AI? A coworker said this happened to his car. We don’t believe him.

    8199 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2026

  62. Exactly

    8197 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2026

  63. Donald Trump sitting at a desk with his head in his hands.

    8178 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2026

  64. CNN: China to Supply Iran With Man-Portable Air Defense Systems

    8172 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2026

  65. Valonia ventricosa is one of the largest known unicellular organisms!

    8169 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2026

  66. Was having a French drain installed and came across this under a mound of mulch near the front of my house. What is it?

    8166 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2026

  67. Sorry, I can’t come in today. My kitten fell asleep on my face.

    8153 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2026

  68. BREAKING: Trump says ‘effective immediately’ U.S. will blockade ships from Strait of Hormuz

    8152 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2026

  69. AITA for wanting to insure my ring even though my husband says the stone is too small to bother?

    8144 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2026

  70. A bird having fun swinging around on a rope attached to a flag pole

    8107 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2026

  71. Israeli Defence Forces confirms photo of soldier smashing a statue of Jesus Christ in Lebanon is real

    8098 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2026

  72. Me_irl

    8065 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2026

  73. Still want to be a sailor?

    8063 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2026

  74. Kanye West's stage design at his recent SoFi performance is already being hailed by many fans and critics as one of the greatest stage setups of all time.

    8058 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2026

  75. me_irl

    8045 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2026

  76. Barack Obama and Zohran Mamdani sing ‘Wheels on the Bus’ at a childcare center in the Bronx

    8035 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2026

  77. Seoul has pink parking lots reserved for women

    8027 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2026

  78. Double standards suck ass

    8015 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2026

  79. found this in my brothers bag, what is it ?

    8004 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2026

  80. AITA for refusing to get this coffee order?

    7988 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2026

  81. Mike Johnson caves to Democrats' DHS funding bill demands

    7976 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2026

  82. what the actual fuck

    7973 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2026

  83. This Borzoi is just a giant, fluffy cloud that loves to nap ☁️🐶

    7967 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2026

  84. I took about 2k on a drug dealer that overdosed, I was the first on scene as a first responder.

    7961 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2026

  85. Ahh foul play youtube 🥀

    7957 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2026

  86. How do you feel about Trump’s proposal to increase defense spending to $1.5 trillion for 2027 — a 42% jump — while cutting domestic programs by $73 billion?

    7956 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2026

  87. I need to know the psychology behind this

    7951 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2026

  88. [Mixed Trope] - The Jumpscare That Catches The Viewer/Player Off

    7916 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2026

  89. Trump Posts Image Of Himself As Jesus Healing The Sick

    7915 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2026

  90. What an incredible thing to see outside your window!

    7914 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2026

  91. In America, sometimes say things like "cheerio" in our best British accent or "mate" in an Australian accent. Do people in other countries pronounce American stereotypes in their beat American accent? If so, what are they?

    7902 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2026

  92. Trump posts AI-edited photo of himself as Christ

    7892 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2026

  93. Is 20 photos too many? or not enough?

    7883 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2026

  94. Bears watching the market close green despite oil trading above $110 a barrel.

    7876 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2026

  95. Meirl

    7875 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2026

  96. Donald Trump’s approval rating has sunk to Joe Biden’s lowest point

    7873 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2026

  97. People who live near time zone boundaries in the US

    7868 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2026

  98. ISS Speed at Ground Level

    7838 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2026

  99. Chugging tea

    7833 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2026

  100. US lifts sanctions on Russian oil despite earlier assurances

    7813 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2026