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Reddit (Sep 2019)
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LPT: If you're tempted to upgrade your phone but yours works just fine, try buying a new case, changing the background and download a theme that will change your icons and fonts. It will appear as a different device and may scratch that itch and buy you a couple more months.
38704 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019
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46 yr old, works at a bank, no savings, don’t own a home, no retirement, but I drive a Bentley and smoke bong hits on the toilet..Give me your best shot!
38702 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019
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My old college had a door competition with Fahrenheit 451 theme. This is entrance to an office
38701 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019
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The reason Ouija boards say “Don’t play alone.” is because if you did, nothing would happen.
38668 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019
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Oh come on man
38656 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019
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Boris Johnson is whipping up fears of rioting and deaths on the streets if Brexit is not delivered by 31 October so that he can try to invoke emergency powers and avoid extending the UK’s EU membership beyond that date, Labour’s Brexit spokesman, Keir Starmer, claimed on Saturday.
38644 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019
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Traditional Asian parents and mental health don’t usually align
38627 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019
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The distribution of annual average temperature anomalies due to global warming from 1850 until today.
38624 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2019
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*Body Building*
38602 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019
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A study of 17 different languages has found that they all communicated information at a similar rate with an average of 39 bits/s. The study suggests that despite cultural differences, languages are constrained by the brain's ability to produce and process speech.
38599 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019
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Rescued this guy from a shelter. He was there for 8 months and no one wanted him. I believe he was waiting for my wife and I. Reddit meet Hunter Bigol Pupperton McGillicuddy.
38587 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019
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What I, an American, see as the stereotypical parliament of a European country
38575 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2019
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I asked Nintendo Support to draw me their favorite animal. They delivered.
38563 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2019
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This made my day.
38553 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019
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Women can now legally go topless in Utah, 5 other states, after federal ruling
38544 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019
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Whistle-Blower Is a C.I.A. Officer Who Was Detailed to the White House
38525 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019
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6ix9ine snitching on everybody
38519 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019
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What is lame when you’re young, but cool when you’re older?
38518 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019
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In Men In Black, the Edgar suit decomposes as the movie goes on.
38503 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019
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Blursed teacher
38489 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019
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Bitch I’m a bus
38481 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2019
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If you don't want to donate your organs after you die; you shouldn't be allowed to receive donated organs.
38476 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019
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One of the smallest vertebrates in the world, the chameleon of Madagascar.
38450 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019
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That good good
38425 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2019
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'Americans are waking up': two thirds say climate crisis must be addressed
38425 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019
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Sorry if this has been posted, I just found it really lovely!
38418 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2019
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For pointing a gun at people’s head
38369 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019
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People of Reddit who work in a casino, what’s some of the saddest moments you witnessed?
38350 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019
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Just the usual please
38323 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2019
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Americans Are Starting to Love Unions Again - Labor union approval is now higher than at nearly any point in the last 50 years. The reasons: shit pay, teacher strikes, and Bernie Sanders.
38304 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019
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This is what my gf has to deal with
38300 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019
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Teenagers be like
38292 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2019
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Linemen from all over the country have arrived in Sumterville, FL. To the folks in Dorian’s path, my dad, my uncles, and their coworkers will have you sorted out as quickly as humanly possible.
38285 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019
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Invisible wall
38280 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019
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TIFU by looking up my school bully
38279 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2019
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LPT: If you quit watching the 24-hour news-cycle, life is happier.
38277 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019
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I started using a telephoto lens for my Milky Way landscape shots to capture extreme detail of our galaxy, this is my favorite shot to date!
38267 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019
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This dog knows how to show off for the camera.
38266 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019
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Smoll pp confirmed
38253 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2019
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🔥 This is a very beefy kodiak Bear! The second largest bear only being dwarfed by by the polar bear. 🔥
38239 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019
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Cursed_fart
38239 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2019
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The gift of hearing.
38225 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2019
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Polaroids during makeup testing of the cast of 'Clueless' taken by makeup artist Alan Friedman 1990s
38216 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2019
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Wholesome Ramsay
38206 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019
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GOP rival Bill Weld says Trump has committed ‘treason, pure and simple’
38195 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019
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“Silence, small human. Your wails are unsettling.”
38183 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019
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Maybe if they renamed sunscreen to “anti-cancer cream” more people would wear it
38159 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019
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Literally. Every. Single. One.
38155 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019
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I wouldnt mind be called Mekaneck
38092 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019
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One of the teachers at my New Zealand school's drawing!
38038 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019
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Just owning the libs
37978 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2019
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Amber Rudd resigns as Boris Johnson's government plunged into further chaos
37970 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2019
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Oh yea thats what we worry about
37960 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019
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I am Fish
37954 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2019
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This trashy asshole working at the theater thinks it's good to swap out diet drinks for regular ones
37941 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019
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Absolute madlass
37934 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019
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Any fact about yourself that you've never told to anyone is technically one of the unknown secrets of the universe
37913 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2019
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Nearly 2,000 new fires have started in the Amazon in the last 48 hours despite burning ban from government
37911 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019
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Toby finally receiving the love he deserves
37910 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019
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TIL 3 men found hot metal cylinders in a forest and used them to warm themselves over night. They had found soviet Strontium-90 sources, suffered severe radiation sickness and long term injuries.
37904 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019
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his ears🥺
37865 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019
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HMC when i fight this guy infront of his friends.
37865 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019
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🔥 Tiger checking the depth of a watering hole before getting in 🔥
37861 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019
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Blessed_cracker
37860 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2019
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Dear Diory Bich
37851 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2019
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Florida man bought over 100 generators, around $450 apiece, to send to the Bahamas after Hurricane Dorian
37839 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019
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Save the turtles
37835 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019
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Males who got sexually harassed, what's your story?
37832 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019
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In marriage, conflict is inevitable. Happy couples tend to take a solution-oriented approach to conflict, and rarely chose to argue about issues that are more difficult to resolve. A new study suggests that this strategic decision may be one of the keys to their marital success.
37807 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2019
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This well rendered Nightingale Armor looks like a real cosplay photo
37805 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019
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On my way to Nevada, wish me luck
37800 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019
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Salma Hayek posted this pic today, she turns 53 tomorrow
37795 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2019
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I thought it was pretty wholesome
37795 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2019
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Gordon Ramsay is invited to your house for dinner. Each piece of criticism he gives about the food awards you $1,000. What are you serving for dinner?
37781 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019
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When you underestimate the power of Mentos
37769 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019
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You can feel the love
37765 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019
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Cyanide and Happiness memes!
37744 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2019
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Grounding someone paying rent...
37728 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019
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TIL Despite the myth that has been circulating for decades, fish do feel pain and do show the capacity to suffer from it.
37727 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019
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Fame-seeking mass shooters tend to receive more media attention, suggests a new study. About 96% of fame-seeking mass shooters received at least one mention in the New York Times, compared to 74% of their counterparts. The media may be reinforcing their motivations, and contributing to copycats.
37714 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019
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Boston Dynamics' quadruped robots are now roaming the world free. Good luck, everyone.
37664 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2019
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What is unethical as fuck, but is extremely common practice in the business world?
37663 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019
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Bamboozled the birb
37661 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2019
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Lunch ladies and school janitors have the biggest hearts
37649 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019
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4 hours worth of planes landing combined into 20 seconds
37643 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019
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Kid tries to steal $200+ of Alcohol, gets stopped, and he keeps trying!
37638 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019
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My favourite rare insult of all time
37624 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019
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Cursed_Wank
37619 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2019
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To be fair, it is Family Guy
37609 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019
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TIL Astronomers discovered a bizarre rogue planet wandering the Milky Way. The free-range planet, which is nearly 13 times the mass of Jupiter and does not orbit a star, also displays stunningly bright auroras that are generated by a magnetic field 4 million times stronger than Earth's.
37603 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2019
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this why i don’t like swimming now
37598 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019
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Slow Laptop
37584 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2019
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What just doesn't make sense about the Harry Potter universe?
37513 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2019
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‘Joker’ Wins Golden Lion at Venice Film Festival, Roman Polanski Takes Runner-Up Prize
37487 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2019
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Just a standard cat experiment
37472 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019
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This is absolutely true, isn't it?
37458 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019
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All actors should be like him
37441 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019
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Leaked classified footage from Friday's raid
37419 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2019
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Students dont rlly need Sad Books
37410 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019
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Normally most calls for Boycotts are nonsense but Xbox owners should absolutely not support Modern Warfare after confirmation that xbox owners dont get access to Spec Ops for a whole year
37383 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019