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  1. LPT: If you're tempted to upgrade your phone but yours works just fine, try buying a new case, changing the background and download a theme that will change your icons and fonts. It will appear as a different device and may scratch that itch and buy you a couple more months.

    38704 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019

  2. 46 yr old, works at a bank, no savings, don’t own a home, no retirement, but I drive a Bentley and smoke bong hits on the toilet..Give me your best shot!

    38702 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019

  3. My old college had a door competition with Fahrenheit 451 theme. This is entrance to an office

    38701 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019

  4. The reason Ouija boards say “Don’t play alone.” is because if you did, nothing would happen.

    38668 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019

  5. Oh come on man

    38656 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019

  6. Boris Johnson is whipping up fears of rioting and deaths on the streets if Brexit is not delivered by 31 October so that he can try to invoke emergency powers and avoid extending the UK’s EU membership beyond that date, Labour’s Brexit spokesman, Keir Starmer, claimed on Saturday.

    38644 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019

  7. Traditional Asian parents and mental health don’t usually align

    38627 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019

  8. The distribution of annual average temperature anomalies due to global warming from 1850 until today.

    38624 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2019

  9. *Body Building*

    38602 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019

  10. A study of 17 different languages has found that they all communicated information at a similar rate with an average of 39 bits/s. The study suggests that despite cultural differences, languages are constrained by the brain's ability to produce and process speech.

    38599 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019

  11. Rescued this guy from a shelter. He was there for 8 months and no one wanted him. I believe he was waiting for my wife and I. Reddit meet Hunter Bigol Pupperton McGillicuddy.

    38587 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019

  12. What I, an American, see as the stereotypical parliament of a European country

    38575 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2019

  13. I asked Nintendo Support to draw me their favorite animal. They delivered.

    38563 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2019

  14. This made my day.

    38553 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019

  15. Women can now legally go topless in Utah, 5 other states, after federal ruling

    38544 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019

  16. Whistle-Blower Is a C.I.A. Officer Who Was Detailed to the White House

    38525 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019

  17. 6ix9ine snitching on everybody

    38519 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019

  18. What is lame when you’re young, but cool when you’re older?

    38518 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019

  19. In Men In Black, the Edgar suit decomposes as the movie goes on.

    38503 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019

  20. Blursed teacher

    38489 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019

  21. Bitch I’m a bus

    38481 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2019

  22. If you don't want to donate your organs after you die; you shouldn't be allowed to receive donated organs.

    38476 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019

  23. One of the smallest vertebrates in the world, the chameleon of Madagascar.

    38450 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019

  24. That good good

    38425 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2019

  25. 'Americans are waking up': two thirds say climate crisis must be addressed

    38425 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019

  26. Sorry if this has been posted, I just found it really lovely!

    38418 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2019

  27. For pointing a gun at people’s head

    38369 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019

  28. People of Reddit who work in a casino, what’s some of the saddest moments you witnessed?

    38350 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019

  29. Just the usual please

    38323 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2019

  30. Americans Are Starting to Love Unions Again - Labor union approval is now higher than at nearly any point in the last 50 years. The reasons: shit pay, teacher strikes, and Bernie Sanders.

    38304 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019

  31. This is what my gf has to deal with

    38300 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019

  32. Teenagers be like

    38292 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2019

  33. Linemen from all over the country have arrived in Sumterville, FL. To the folks in Dorian’s path, my dad, my uncles, and their coworkers will have you sorted out as quickly as humanly possible.

    38285 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019

  34. Invisible wall

    38280 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019

  35. TIFU by looking up my school bully

    38279 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2019

  36. LPT: If you quit watching the 24-hour news-cycle, life is happier.

    38277 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019

  37. I started using a telephoto lens for my Milky Way landscape shots to capture extreme detail of our galaxy, this is my favorite shot to date!

    38267 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019

  38. This dog knows how to show off for the camera.

    38266 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019

  39. Smoll pp confirmed

    38253 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2019

  40. 🔥 This is a very beefy kodiak Bear! The second largest bear only being dwarfed by by the polar bear. 🔥

    38239 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019

  41. Cursed_fart

    38239 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2019

  42. The gift of hearing.

    38225 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2019

  43. Polaroids during makeup testing of the cast of 'Clueless' taken by makeup artist Alan Friedman 1990s

    38216 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2019

  44. Wholesome Ramsay

    38206 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019

  45. GOP rival Bill Weld says Trump has committed ‘treason, pure and simple’

    38195 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019

  46. “Silence, small human. Your wails are unsettling.”

    38183 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019

  47. Maybe if they renamed sunscreen to “anti-cancer cream” more people would wear it

    38159 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019

  48. Literally. Every. Single. One.

    38155 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019

  49. I wouldnt mind be called Mekaneck

    38092 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019

  50. One of the teachers at my New Zealand school's drawing!

    38038 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019

  51. Just owning the libs

    37978 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2019

  52. Amber Rudd resigns as Boris Johnson's government plunged into further chaos

    37970 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2019

  53. Oh yea thats what we worry about

    37960 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019

  54. I am Fish

    37954 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2019

  55. This trashy asshole working at the theater thinks it's good to swap out diet drinks for regular ones

    37941 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019

  56. Absolute madlass

    37934 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019

  57. Any fact about yourself that you've never told to anyone is technically one of the unknown secrets of the universe

    37913 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2019

  58. Nearly 2,000 new fires have started in the Amazon in the last 48 hours despite burning ban from government

    37911 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019

  59. Toby finally receiving the love he deserves

    37910 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019

  60. TIL 3 men found hot metal cylinders in a forest and used them to warm themselves over night. They had found soviet Strontium-90 sources, suffered severe radiation sickness and long term injuries.

    37904 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019

  61. his ears🥺

    37865 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019

  62. HMC when i fight this guy infront of his friends.

    37865 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019

  63. 🔥 Tiger checking the depth of a watering hole before getting in 🔥

    37861 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019

  64. Blessed_cracker

    37860 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2019

  65. Dear Diory Bich

    37851 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2019

  66. Florida man bought over 100 generators, around $450 apiece, to send to the Bahamas after Hurricane Dorian

    37839 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019

  67. Save the turtles

    37835 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019

  68. Males who got sexually harassed, what's your story?

    37832 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019

  69. In marriage, conflict is inevitable. Happy couples tend to take a solution-oriented approach to conflict, and rarely chose to argue about issues that are more difficult to resolve. A new study suggests that this strategic decision may be one of the keys to their marital success.

    37807 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2019

  70. This well rendered Nightingale Armor looks like a real cosplay photo

    37805 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019

  71. On my way to Nevada, wish me luck

    37800 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019

  72. Salma Hayek posted this pic today, she turns 53 tomorrow

    37795 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2019

  73. I thought it was pretty wholesome

    37795 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2019

  74. Gordon Ramsay is invited to your house for dinner. Each piece of criticism he gives about the food awards you $1,000. What are you serving for dinner?

    37781 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019

  75. When you underestimate the power of Mentos

    37769 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019

  76. You can feel the love

    37765 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019

  77. Cyanide and Happiness memes!

    37744 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2019

  78. Grounding someone paying rent...

    37728 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019

  79. TIL Despite the myth that has been circulating for decades, fish do feel pain and do show the capacity to suffer from it.

    37727 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019

  80. Fame-seeking mass shooters tend to receive more media attention, suggests a new study. About 96% of fame-seeking mass shooters received at least one mention in the New York Times, compared to 74% of their counterparts. The media may be reinforcing their motivations, and contributing to copycats.

    37714 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019

  81. Boston Dynamics' quadruped robots are now roaming the world free. Good luck, everyone.

    37664 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2019

  82. What is unethical as fuck, but is extremely common practice in the business world?

    37663 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019

  83. Bamboozled the birb

    37661 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2019

  84. Lunch ladies and school janitors have the biggest hearts

    37649 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019

  85. 4 hours worth of planes landing combined into 20 seconds

    37643 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019

  86. Kid tries to steal $200+ of Alcohol, gets stopped, and he keeps trying!

    37638 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019

  87. My favourite rare insult of all time

    37624 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019

  88. Cursed_Wank

    37619 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2019

  89. To be fair, it is Family Guy

    37609 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019

  90. TIL Astronomers discovered a bizarre rogue planet wandering the Milky Way. The free-range planet, which is nearly 13 times the mass of Jupiter and does not orbit a star, also displays stunningly bright auroras that are generated by a magnetic field 4 million times stronger than Earth's.

    37603 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2019

  91. this why i don’t like swimming now

    37598 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019

  92. Slow Laptop

    37584 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2019

  93. What just doesn't make sense about the Harry Potter universe?

    37513 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2019

  94. ‘Joker’ Wins Golden Lion at Venice Film Festival, Roman Polanski Takes Runner-Up Prize

    37487 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2019

  95. Just a standard cat experiment

    37472 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019

  96. This is absolutely true, isn't it?

    37458 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019

  97. All actors should be like him

    37441 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019

  98. Leaked classified footage from Friday's raid

    37419 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2019

  99. Students dont rlly need Sad Books

    37410 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019

  100. Normally most calls for Boycotts are nonsense but Xbox owners should absolutely not support Modern Warfare after confirmation that xbox owners dont get access to Spec Ops for a whole year

    37383 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019