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Reddit (Sep 2019)

  1. Tiny dandelion

    24388 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019

  2. My girlfriend slept with her “celebrity” crush.

    24383 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2019

  3. C'mon private

    24376 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019

  4. Happy I booked the window seat.

    24376 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019

  5. A firefighter showcasing how slowly starving a kitchen fire of oxygen is more effective in trying to cover it rapidly

    24373 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019

  6. Omar: An administration 'that lies about weather maps' can't be trusted on Iran

    24372 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2019

  7. Friendhship like this!!

    24372 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2019

  8. saw this of r/vaxxhappend thought it belongs here too.

    24371 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019

  9. TIL Iron Maiden lead singer, Bruce Dickinson is considered a polymath by Intelligent Life magazine due to excelling in a wide variety of pursuits. He is a commercial pilot, presented shows on radio and TV, written novels, brews his own beer and was once ranked 7th in Great Britain for fencing.

    24367 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2019

  10. Thought you guys might like this

    24357 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019

  11. While you guys go for power, we go for accuracy

    24349 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019

  12. Trump insists meteorologists are wrong and he is right to say Hurricane Dorian could have hit Alabama

    24339 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2019

  13. Boneless wings are better than bone in.

    24339 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019

  14. The divide

    24339 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2019

  15. A subtle pounce.

    24328 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019

  16. TIFU by sending a nude to my work group chat

    24307 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2019

  17. Dog villains

    24302 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2019

  18. Never Forget

    24277 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019

  19. Rainn is savage

    24260 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2019

  20. Dog hugs sad dog

    24258 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019

  21. Next level

    24258 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019

  22. “Walked to school... uphill both ways...”

    24251 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019

  23. Did Brett Kavanaugh perjure himself during his confirmation hearing?

    24246 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019

  24. What’s an instant clothing turnoff for you when looking at the opposite sex?

    24229 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019

  25. To play with a hooman.

    24222 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019

  26. Sometimes it be ya own peoples

    24221 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2019

  27. An interesting historical marker

    24215 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019

  28. Google Street View coverage around Germany

    24207 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2019

  29. Max and Quackers ❤️

    24205 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019

  30. First Lesson: Woo Wooo Wooooo

    24196 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019

  31. Second guesser

    24183 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019

  32. Tribal war dance

    24172 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019

  33. Madlad

    24160 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019

  34. Aerial view of Old Harry Rocks, Dorset, UK. [OC] [2992x3992]

    24150 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019

  35. [Serious] Police officers and nurses, what’s the most fucked up thing you have seen on the job?

    24147 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2019

  36. Trump Is Not Well: Accepting the reality about the president’s disordered personality is important—even essential.

    24140 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2019

  37. In 1992, my best friend & I put on our uniforms and headed to Sears Portrait Studio to capture the moment!

    24140 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019

  38. the lengths I will go to for internet points

    24139 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019

  39. Much Brave Explorer Pupper, traversing the great icy unknown!

    24121 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019

  40. Are you ever lying in your bed at knight thinking “I’m so lonely, i wish I had a Bf/Gf” and pretend to be cuddling with said non-existent Bf/Gf, then spend the next half an hour acting out a romantic scenario with the pillow. Then afterwards you realize how weird you are and fall asleep?

    24118 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2019

  41. Results from a large (n=48188), 18-year follow-up from the prospective EPIC-Oxford study show that vegetarians and vegans have a 20% higher risk of stroke compared to meat eaters.

    24116 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019

  42. Pokemon Camp Reuses ALL Pokemon Amie Animations from XY (6+ years ago)

    24111 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2019

  43. Looks like a dad giving his baby a normal bath. But it’s a state trooper who’d pulled over a mother who was an addict. The baby was in the car covered in urine, vomit, feces. While waiting for CPS, the cop tried to soothe the crying baby, so he gave him a warm bath. Baby was placed with a relative.

    24091 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2019

  44. What has aged well?

    24084 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2019

  45. Another fantastic Creed moment that shouldn't have been cut

    24074 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019

  46. AITA for sending my son to school in a dress

    24055 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2019

  47. F in the chat for Josh

    24044 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2019

  48. When the goal scores you.

    24041 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2019

  49. Bahama, next level.

    24035 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019

  50. TIL less than 100,000 giraffes are left in the wild. In the last 30 years populations have dropped 40%. In the last 10 years 40,000 Giraffe parts have been imported to the USA. Giraffes are facing ‘silent extinction’.

    24025 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019

  51. Wholesome dad

    24019 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2019

  52. President Trump Insists He Would Get a Nobel Prize, If 'They Gave It Out Fairly'

    24007 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2019

  53. 2meirl4meirl

    23995 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2019

  54. Shaken, not Stirred!

    23983 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019

  55. Keanu Reeves looking dapper in 1992

    23962 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019

  56. BBC News: Parliament suspension ruled 'unlawful'

    23958 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019

  57. Kevin Hart Able to Walk, Expected to Make Full Recovery After Car Crash

    23920 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019

  58. In an 'I am Spartacus' moment, Birmingham Weather Office staff members refused to reveal who wrote the tweet contradicting Trump's incorrect Hurricane Dorian forecast

    23896 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019

  59. Found this funny lip-sync clip and hope you like it as well

    23895 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2019

  60. Got me staring at the wall contemplating

    23890 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019

  61. Displaying different material used in real time

    23882 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019

  62. You ain’t lion down next to me

    23881 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2019

  63. Adam and eve talk to god

    23871 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2019

  64. Before Jason Statham was an action star, he was a background dancer in the most 90s music video ever.

    23864 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2019

  65. 🔥 A penguin on the shore of South Africa. 🔥

    23852 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019

  66. A herd of otters chasing a butterfly around

    23845 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2019

  67. Able was adopted by someone who knows how to set him up for success.

    23844 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019

  68. Meeting Keanu Reeves

    23842 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2019

  69. Absolute Madlad

    23832 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2019

  70. Hi Ouija, if you can link a porn site I'll delete my account

    23822 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2019

  71. Brexit: Public believes immigration can be controlled without leaving EU in remarkable turnaround, survey finds - Even Leave supporters now say existing EU rules provide ‘enough control’ on migration from the continent

    23820 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019

  72. What do you call a drunk guy trying to start his car?

    23814 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2019

  73. 'Spaceballs' is More than a Star Wars Parody, it's a Prophetic Critique of Mass Consumption

    23814 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2019

  74. Smoll Helping Pupper!

    23813 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2019

  75. Not just the men...

    23799 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019

  76. 🔥 No matter the size of the cat, the “Kitty Stretch” remains the same.

    23795 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019

  77. Damn mans got roasted

    23792 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2019

  78. YSK the minimum score you can give on Booking.com is 2.5 stars, not 0 or 1 as expected

    23788 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019

  79. After six miscarriages, miracle baby Zariah dies after nanny leaves her in hot car

    23773 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019

  80. College is back in session

    23756 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019

  81. The day I visited the Great Wall of China.

    23754 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019

  82. Some people just...

    23748 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019

  83. Beluga Whale Returns GoPro!

    23733 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2019

  84. Woow, THAT IS RELETABLE!

    23724 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2019

  85. Trump's Use of Pentagon Cash to Prop Up Scottish Resort Latest Example of Why He 'Must Be Impeached': AOC

    23722 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2019

  86. PsBattle: Young Jeff Goldblum playing the piano

    23715 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2019

  87. 'Trailblazer' Deputy, First in Texas to Wear Sikh Articles of Faith on Duty, Killed During a Traffic Stop

    23689 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019

  88. Madlad

    23686 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019

  89. Little Caesar’s employee making a pizza—Except with no gloves and a naked baby in her arms. Not to mention the baby was crawling on the floor as well. Both sad and awful.

    23666 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019

  90. You can feel the love.

    23664 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019

  91. Tucker Carlson falsely claims Bolton was ‘man of the left’

    23663 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019

  92. Japan keep doing your thing ...

    23646 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2019

  93. Monday

    23630 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2019

  94. Taxing Sweetened Drinks by the Amount of Sugar Could Cut Obesity & Boost Economic Gains. Such a tax would also result in economic gains -- primarily through savings in health care costs -- of about $1.4 billion per year nationwide.

    23620 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2019

  95. This happened a few years back but my teacher thought periods were only for 1 day so he called me a liar when I asked to go to the toilet again the next day (also please note that he spelt unnecessary wrong)

    23594 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2019

  96. Ryan was a hero, I just...couldn't see it

    23586 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019

  97. pupper wants the peanut butterr

    23580 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019

  98. Progress

    23579 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019

  99. Checkmate, Aethiesm

    23578 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019

  100. To the people who lie down and fall asleep within minutes. How?

    23565 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2019