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  1. Hong Kong protesters hit pause to mark 9/11 attacks.

    65429 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019

  2. It's nice to have trunk

    65412 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019

  3. Chonky alpaca

    65408 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019

  4. Non-cashiers of Reddit: What's the "It didn't scan, so it must be free hur hur hur" of your profession?

    65364 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2019

  5. Dumbfuck America

    65271 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019

  6. Seriously we love em all

    65244 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2019

  7. LPT: Librarians aren't just random people who work at libraries they are professional researchers there to help you find a place to start researching on any topic.

    65146 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019

  8. USS Abraham Lincoln EXTREME High-Speed Turns

    65131 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019

  9. Invisible boat

    65128 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019

  10. I finally caught my roommates cat using the toilet! I’ve been assuming my roommate was the one not flushing.

    65108 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019

  11. This is my human and mine alone

    65086 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019

  12. Smooth

    65051 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019

  13. TIL a Navajo blanket was appraised on PBS’s “Antiques Roadshow” for $500,000. After seeing the broadcast, a disabled man realized he had a similar blanket which had been sitting in his closet for 7 years. He took it to an auctioneer and its final bid was $1.5 million.

    65048 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2019

  14. No, this isn't Mars. This is Indonesia at 1pm. Their rainforests are still burning and it's giving the sky a whole new color.

    64890 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019

  15. Hong Kong Asked 8 Global PR Firms To Help Rebrand Its Image After Months Of Protests. Everyone Said No.

    64830 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2019

  16. Be nice to the people who serve you.

    64792 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2019

  17. Just once, I would love to see a pregnancy test commercial featuring a woman alone, in her micro studio apartment, crying with joy to get a negative.

    64751 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019

  18. Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

    64737 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019

  19. The only smart person on Area 51 raid

    64676 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019

  20. Shin Buster 9000

    64624 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019

  21. My teacher came dressed as a colonial man today for history he said if you wanna take pics of me or “make tik taks of me and make me virus” you have thirty seconds but little did he know he would be famous on reddit

    64597 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2019

  22. Makes you wonder where all that taxpayer money really goes

    64569 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2019

  23. Theater Marquee describes the current stage of construction.

    64560 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019

  24. The quest to find the perfect picnic spot is complete

    64539 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2019

  25. TIL that in 2017, 70 students drank so much alcohol at a house party in maryland that the air inside the house registered positive an a breathalyser.

    64490 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2019

  26. Jeffrey Epstein flew to Virgin Islands with 11, 12-year-old girls in 2018, witness says

    64277 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019

  27. Fucking boomers

    64224 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019

  28. It's hard to let someone know that they're bad at taking criticsm.

    64212 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019

  29. Man saving a trapped wolf.

    64161 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2019

  30. Dog launched after a frisbee, by Claudio Piccoli

    64016 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2019

  31. I never thought that I would survive 20 years of crack and meth use, but here I am, 36, teaching a free class to teens on how to remove and reinstall engines, in my own mechanics shop, sober 3 years now. For the first time, I am giving back and no longer take, take, taking. It's a blast!

    63979 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2019

  32. Robot Doing A Gymnastic Routine

    63948 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019

  33. Save. Your. Praise.

    63914 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2019

  34. TIL when shooting Lincoln, John Wilkes Booth timed his shot so that the noise would be masked by the audience’s laughter. Being an actor, he knew the play Lincoln was watching by heart. Lincoln was laughing when shot.

    63907 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2019

  35. Truth

    63877 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019

  36. The wreck of the Costa Concordia photographed by a tilted camera.

    63744 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019

  37. People complained about a roaming cat near law firm office, so the law firm hired him. Meet Leon Advogato, Esq.

    63742 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2019

  38. K-9 finds missing 3-year-old Florida boy with autism in less than 30 minutes

    63741 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2019

  39. Amazon Employees Will Walk Out Over Climate Change Inaction: The planned event will mark the first time in Amazon's 25-year history that workers at the company's Seattle headquarters have participated in a strike.

    63646 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2019

  40. Greta on fire

    63640 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019

  41. TIL that Ben Stiller came up with the idea for "Tropic Thunder" while working on the set of Steven Spielberg's WW2 drama "Empire of the Sun" and seeing actors come back from "fake" Army boot camp and treating it like a real war experience.

    63627 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2019

  42. is it weird?

    63601 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2019

  43. Finished Appalachian themed skateboard design

    63568 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019

  44. Girlfriend tries desperately to get Face ID from boyfriend

    63483 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019

  45. My friend catching another rider's phone while on 134 KM/H rollercoaster!

    63481 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019

  46. Americans of reddit, what is your opinion on switching to the metric system?

    63453 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2019

  47. Navy Confirms UFO Videos Posted by Blink 182 Rocker Are Real And Should Not Have Been Released

    63420 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2019

  48. Lifting heavy balls

    63370 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2019

  49. I can't think of a title for this

    63342 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019

  50. Politicians aren't pop stars

    63332 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2019

  51. Best $2 I ever spent

    63285 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019

  52. Area 51 Legend

    63285 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019

  53. Husky is still learning how to "shake"

    63257 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2019

  54. Impostor Syndrome, when people feel like frauds even if they are actually capable and well-qualified, is more common than you think, with 20% of college students experiencing it in a new study. Seeking social support from those outside their academic program, like family and friends, reduced it.

    63227 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019

  55. Pringle’s, beige computers, and probably a ton of headsets that hurt the top of your ears. We back in 1999 people. Let’s game!

    63178 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2019

  56. Plus, there are demons on Mars

    63138 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2019

  57. What’s something that people think makes them look cool but actually has the opposite effect?

    63101 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2019

  58. Bank accidentally deposits $120,000 in couple’s account; they spend most of it, then get charged with theft

    63090 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019

  59. Made it to the Guinness book of world records, 2020

    63037 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2019

  60. Silence is deadly

    63000 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2019

  61. On the birth of your child, a demon appears and says, "Your child will be extraordinarily attractive, you shall receive $1 billion if they are a virgin at age 25, otherwise your soul and theirs will be mine". You cannot inform your child of any aspect of the deal. What is your plan?

    62927 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2019

  62. “Gotcha, It was just my hand”

    62908 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2019

  63. Juan Catalan was put on death row and spent nearly 6 months in jail for the murder of a teenage girl, until his lawyer found unused footage from HBO’s “Curb Your Enthusiasm” that proved he’d been at a Dodger’s game with his 6 year old daughter, on the night of the murder.

    62888 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2019

  64. wow, that long?

    62789 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019

  65. We'll see about that

    62711 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2019

  66. Somthing's wrong when our rests on a 16 year old

    62658 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019

  67. Trump Says Energy-Efficient Light Bulbs Make Him 'Look Orange,' Complains About How Expensive They Are

    62641 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019

  68. *dies inside for about 1 second*

    62583 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019

  69. TIL that deaths from 9/11 related illnesses will soon outpace the number of people lost on that fateful day.

    62560 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019

  70. TIL The reason why we view neanderthals as hunched over and degenerate is that the first skeleton to be found was arthritic.

    62431 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019

  71. Hatred towards immigrants is misguided

    62428 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2019

  72. Same car, same location, only difference is that the top picture is from Forza Horizon 4

    62239 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2019

  73. Boys will be boys

    62228 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2019

  74. My aunt said she was getting rid of a bunch of game stuff and asked me if I wanted it

    62195 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019

  75. Ice Cream Truck Simulator

    62158 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2019

  76. Job expectations...

    62100 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2019

  77. Woke up this morning and saw my 13 yrs old helping his 8 yrs old sister to prepare her for the upcoming history exam. One of my proudest moment as a dad .

    62093 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019

  78. Superb minimal landscape

    62082 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019

  79. Mississippi police officers fatally shot a man in a wrong-door raid. The city says he had no constitutional rights because he was an undocumented immigrant.

    62081 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019

  80. Ight ima mind my business next time

    62056 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019

  81. Damn son, dont insult the Prince of darkness

    62055 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019

  82. Poland's conservative president on Monday opposed a proposal by US President Donald Trump to reintegrate Russia into the elite G7 group, insisting that "business as usual" was unacceptable given Moscow's occupation of Ukrainian territory

    61875 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019

  83. Indianapolis Decriminalizes Marijuana

    61842 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2019

  84. Tracer bullets bouncing off water

    61778 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2019

  85. Trump asked Ukraine president to investigate Biden's son eight times in one phone call: report

    61771 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019

  86. Trump impeachment hearing opened by Congress for first time

    61769 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2019

  87. Breeze the baby horse is all grown up, but still sleeps with his teddy years later

    61684 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2019

  88. The anti-vax movement is effectively reversing decades of progress in disease prevention: WHO no longer consider measles to be eradicated in the UK. Albania, the Czech Republic, and Greece have also lost their measles-free status.

    61651 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019

  89. Oh no not again

    61650 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019

  90. It’s her birthday today! She’s 17!

    61595 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2019

  91. Old guy turns 17 soon. He prefers extra love these days.

    61594 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2019

  92. 🔥 This praying mantis standing its ground 🔥

    61584 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2019

  93. Technically the much-more-impressive-sounding truth

    61541 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2019

  94. Lawyers of Reddit, what’s the worst way you’ve seen a person screw over someone else in court whether it be criminal, civil, or divorce proceedings?

    61531 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2019

  95. Murdered by pictograph

    61491 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019

  96. 24 years old and 12 days post heart transplant. Feeling great!

    61452 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2019

  97. I just (barely) learned how to sew and this is my first attempt at a self-drafted dress.

    61449 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2019

  98. This baby store has different surfaces to “road test” the strollers

    61441 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2019

  99. TIL, in the 1928 Olympics, Australian sculler Bobby Pearce stopped rowing to let a family of ducks pass. His opponent ended up with a 5 length lead. In the final 1,000 meters Pearce pulled ahead by 30 seconds, not only winning the gold but setting a Games record.

    61418 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019

  100. 500,000 people at Montreal climate march today

    61414 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019