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Reddit (Nov 2019)

  1. [Image] Just believe

    40587 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019

  2. 'merica f**k yeah

    40580 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019

  3. TIL that kids falling victim to tampered Halloween candy is an urban myth. None of the reports have found to be true. In one case a child died from heroin found at a relative's. In another a child died after eating cyanide-laced candy from his father who'd taken out a life insurance policy on him.

    40552 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019

  4. Trump finally signs the Act for Hong Kong!

    40525 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2019

  5. if You rage on a plane

    40512 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019

  6. Lpt: don't buy TV's or computers on black friday. Most TV doorbusters are made special and lack some features as the "real TV" including fewer HDMI ports and refresh rates. Computers are also usually spec'ed down and will be obsolete within a year. Best time for computers is back to school sales.

    40501 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2019

  7. What's the story behind your reddit username?

    40479 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2019

  8. HMC while I fetch dinner

    40474 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019

  9. Nice

    40459 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2019

  10. Aggressor gets laid out by hands of steel. Stops his friend from murdering him.

    40427 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2019

  11. In Coraline, the “welcome home” cake features a double loop on the O. According to Graphology, a double loop on a lower case O means that the person who wrote it is lying. There is only one double loop, meaning she is welcome but she is not home.

    40420 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2019

  12. Wooooooouuuuu

    40417 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2019

  13. This is Maverick, he just turned 1, and he belongs to one of my clients. I just wanted to show you how big he is! I'm 5'6".

    40409 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019

  14. White House on lockdown due to airspace violation, fighter jets scrambled

    40390 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2019

  15. TIL that there is a monument in Georgia which gives instructions in 8 languages on how to rebuild society after an unknown apocalyptic event, whilst also functioning as a compass, calendar and clock

    40376 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2019

  16. Disney Plus Warns Users Older Movies Have ‘Outdated Cultural Depictions’

    40374 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2019

  17. 🔥 Foxy Does A Danger Dive 🦊🔥

    40370 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2019

  18. You‘re really not that interesting

    40354 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019

  19. Not today, Pyramid Scheme.

    40327 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019

  20. A Professor's slide had this. Hmmmmmmmm.

    40280 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019

  21. Boris Johnson is suspected of blocking a report on Russian interference in UK elections because of 'embarrassing' revelations about Kremlin links to Conservative donors

    40273 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019

  22. Huh this makes perfect sense

    40247 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2019

  23. I kinda want to see a Reverse Terminator movie where Skynet sends a Terminator back to protect one of it's creators while the Human Resitance sends someone back in time to kill them.

    40231 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019

  24. Catch it fatty

    40221 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2019

  25. Abusing child support

    40219 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019

  26. Every car dealership

    40219 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2019

  27. Evin King, 62, of Cleveland has been awarded a $1.3 million settlement after spending 23 years in jail for a murder he did not commit.

    40215 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2019

  28. Exposing BS, that's what we are about

    40206 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019

  29. Biden said you have to 'keep punching' to address domestic violence

    40204 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2019

  30. AOC’s petition for Stephen Miller’s resignation now has over 20K signatures

    40182 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2019

  31. [Image] We all have to start somewhere

    40174 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2019

  32. Your arms still work, just crawl

    40164 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2019

  33. 'Outrageous': Sanders Condemns Kentucky GOP for Threatening to Overturn Gubernatorial Election

    40151 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019

  34. The 3,245 year old seal on Tutankhamun's tomb photographed in 1922.

    40118 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019

  35. It’s just a different brand.

    40117 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2019

  36. My mother comparing abuse to currency that should be spent.

    40109 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2019

  37. The war rages on... [OC]

    40103 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2019

  38. Reupload because “title wasn’t descriptive”. This is an edit of the logo of a game called “Counter-Strike: Global Offensive”, which has been edited almost seamlessly to instead say “Cunt-Stronke: Autism Penis” for comedic purposes.

    40101 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2019

  39. To avoid any potential issues - Should 2020 Oscars be hosted by the Muppets?

    40093 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2019

  40. When Sam keeps yelling at you that there are BTs around but you didn’t finish your energy drink

    40077 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2019

  41. 10 Man vs 1 Thor Horse.. Damn, horses are so powerful. They should make them some kind of unit of measurement.

    40063 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2019

  42. "This Is the Way Gangsters Operate": A Hero Is Born as Yovanovitch Gives Voice to Widespread Rage at State

    40037 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2019

  43. Do you remember a time when it was impossible to release patches for a game and they had to be finished products?

    40020 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2019

  44. No trailer watched = Better movie experience

    40016 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2019

  45. 🔥 Spotted Eagle Ray

    40000 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019

  46. In Inglorious Basterds (2009) the baseball bat used by Donny "The Bear Jew" Donowitz to beat Nazi soldiers to death with is covered in names written by the people of his Jewish neighborhood in Boston. They are the names of their loved ones in Europe who have been exterminated.

    39999 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2019

  47. This guy is 20 and in university.

    39977 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019

  48. Foodie tradition dictates only eating wild oysters in months with the letter “r” – from September to April – to avoid watery shellfish, or worse, a nasty bout of food poisoning. Now, a new study suggests people have been following this practice for at least 4,000 years.

    39969 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2019

  49. Boris Johnson to be replaced with melting ice sculpture after dodging climate change TV debate | Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage will be represented in Thursday’s televised debate on climate change by melting ice sculptures, after both leaders decided not to show up

    39965 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2019

  50. Prince Andrew is advised not to fly to America 'in case he is unable to return' as he confirms he will speak to FBI and Buckingham Palace 'braces for subpoena'

    39965 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2019

  51. Wisconsin Church Hosts Thanksgiving for LGBTQ People Who Can’t Go Home

    39964 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2019

  52. Bulgarians keep vandalizing this Soviet monument

    39912 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019

  53. For real tho

    39910 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2019

  54. “Where is my super suit?!”

    39876 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019

  55. The most common last name in every country.

    39856 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019

  56. Over 75 Members Of Congress To Stephen Miller: Resign From White House Now

    39843 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2019

  57. free shoutout

    39822 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2019

  58. Noncreative mode.

    39820 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2019

  59. "Getting Old" By Sergi Cadenas

    39800 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2019

  60. #okboomer

    39798 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2019

  61. Just Awkward

    39769 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2019

  62. Bugo Hoss

    39768 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2019

  63. it be like that sometimes

    39729 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2019

  64. Doctor protesting in Lebanon

    39711 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2019

  65. You’re in high school and if you can get your teacher to give you detention in 60 seconds or less you win $10,000. What do you do?

    39699 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2019

  66. blessed_huskybirth

    39694 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2019

  67. On one hand, Elon’s Cybertruck beats a Porsche 911 in a drag race. On the other, it looks like an extra credit problem in a geometry class...

    39673 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2019

  68. Corbyn reveals secret documents that 'confirm Tories plot to sell off NHS in US trade talks with Trump'

    39666 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2019

  69. LPT: If you want to learn a new language, figure out the 100 most frequently used words and start with them. Those words make up about 50% of everyday speech, and should be a very solid basis.

    39660 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2019

  70. Happy Veterans Day to a real one, Hugh Clowers Thompson Jr., who on March 16th, 1968, threatened to shoot his fellow soldiers if they continued to massacre villagers in Son My, Vietnam, after witnessing it by air and setting his helicopter down between them

    39658 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2019

  71. A friend of my Grandma. Hope this belongs here.

    39648 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2019

  72. Trump suffers another setback as Louisiana's Democratic governor wins re-election

    39607 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2019

  73. Wendy's Training Video is what I wish we were still doing today

    39602 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2019

  74. Jewish boy and Muslim girl on the same side of the 2017 protests against Trump

    39600 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2019

  75. Hope they feel better soon

    39599 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2019

  76. A Serbian soldier sleeps with his father who came to visit him on the front line near Belgrade, 1914/1915 [1024x796]

    39593 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2019

  77. TIL turkeys were always presented to presidents to be killed for their Thanksgiving meals. Then in 1989 George HW Bush became the first to pardon a turkey instead.

    39574 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2019

  78. Needless to say, my boss told me to stop screwing around.

    39546 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2019

  79. Realistic drawing of a drop of water

    39523 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2019

  80. The legal way

    39519 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2019

  81. What's your favorite phrases for telling someone to stop being a jerk?

    39492 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2019

  82. The entire country should be grateful for Fiona Hill’s commitment to the truth

    39485 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2019

  83. Anyone else love maps like these?

    39467 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019

  84. Vincent van Gogh parade in the Netherlands where all of the floats are made of flowers

    39413 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2019

  85. Moms are the best. Make sure you hug yours whenever you can.

    39409 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019

  86. I officially peaked as an artist, when Kojima retweeted this Death Stranding fanart.

    39403 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019

  87. A friendly reminder

    39399 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2019

  88. Impressive.

    39391 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2019

  89. Diorama level 9999

    39390 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2019

  90. Motherfu-

    39384 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2019

  91. Killer when he realises the body has been found.

    39376 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019

  92. I’m not stopping till my demands have been met

    39321 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2019

  93. When the massage is a bit too relaxing.

    39321 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019

  94. Entitled bicycle rider & terrible driver for not stopping after impact

    39313 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2019

  95. Microsoft Japan's experiment with 3-day weekend boosts worker productivity by 40 percent

    39310 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019

  96. My grandma turned 98 today!

    39303 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019

  97. Children’s Sitcom Starter Pack

    39300 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2019

  98. I could not agree more

    39280 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2019

  99. Archbishop of Canterbury demands wife of US diplomat be extradited to UK Anne Sacoolas has admitted driving on wrong side of the road in crash that killed Harry Dunn

    39265 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2019

  100. Don’t try it!

    39260 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2019