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Reddit (Nov 2019)

  1. He's gonna need a 21 gun salute after that

    80737 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2019

  2. Poor Grandpa

    80723 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2019

  3. This cracked glass viewing window at the zoo.

    80553 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2019

  4. I took a photo of every planet in our solar system and adjusted their size to show how huge our Sun is. Zoom in to see how tiny Earth is in comparison. [OC]

    80459 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2019

  5. I subsist on the dew of the universe, I dunno about you guys.

    80302 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2019

  6. Facebook’s only Dutch factchecker has quit over the social network’s refusal to allow them to highlight political lies as being false. “What is the point of fighting fake news if you are not allowed to tackle politicians?” Hoekman asked.

    80160 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2019

  7. What song is 10/10, yet hardly anyone has heard of it?

    80118 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2019

  8. Apply to be a crop duster they said, it would be fun they said

    80107 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019

  9. Mad lass

    80043 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2019

  10. Top lads taking down a terrorist after he killed 2 on London Bridge

    79999 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2019

  11. Which Celebrity gives you the quickest boner once you look at them?

    79987 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2019

  12. Hunting dog meets a pack of wolves

    79978 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2019

  13. There's always that one guy

    79978 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2019

  14. Lepa Radić was a 17 year old Yugoslav partisan who was sentenced to death for shooting at Nazis. When she was offered a way out of the gallows if she revealed the names of her accomplices, she declined saying they'd reveal themselves when they came to avenge her.

    79961 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019

  15. This dude finding his grandmothers knife

    79898 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2019

  16. A good boy protects his humans

    79892 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2019

  17. An 11-year-old girl in Zimbabwe jumped on top of a crocodile and gouged its eyes out when it attacked her 9-year-old friend

    79737 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2019

  18. The mods are asleep! Let’s posts dams that are interesting!

    79516 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019

  19. [OC] Hours of daylight as a function of day of the year and latitude

    79488 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2019

  20. Damn that’s fucked up

    79448 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2019

  21. A lobster catcher in Maine rescued a deer 5 miles off the coast in the ocean this week

    79414 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2019

  22. I love lamp.

    79360 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2019

  23. Trump openly admitted on live TV to doing the thing he's accused of in the impeachment inquiry: Trump admitted to holding up military aid to pressure Ukraine to investigate a baseless conspiracy that it interfered in the 2016 election.

    79265 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2019

  24. Bethesda actually put in a little teaser for Fallout 76 in Fallout 3

    79180 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2019

  25. You get a billion dollars if you can start a massive argument at your family's Thanksgiving dinner. What's your game plan?

    79152 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2019

  26. Best friends

    79095 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019

  27. A criminal being outed by his co-conspirators

    79065 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2019

  28. [IMAGE] Age is just a number...

    78990 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2019

  29. Hey guys, remember when Sam stole his father's cherished valyrian steel sword for absolutely no fucking reason?

    78809 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019

  30. The best pen

    78573 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2019

  31. College Board charging $12 per school to send your test scores ELECTRONICALLY. Then an extra $31 if you want them to receive them within 1-2 business days. They’re electronic (not actual shipping). They make you pay to send a test you already payed over $50 to take.

    78517 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2019

  32. Set up my Mom’s updated tv system yesterday.

    78009 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2019

  33. Was swiping at the dispensary when I looked up and saw the girl I was about to swipe on.

    77640 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019

  34. I analyzed James Harden's performance in every NBA city to see if there is a correlation between his box score and the city's average strip club rating.

    77612 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019

  35. caught them at shift change

    77471 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2019

  36. Sacha Baron Cohen just called out the 'Silicon Six,' a group of American billionaires that he says 'care more about boosting their share price than protecting democracy' - our future may rests in the power of just a few who are rich

    77369 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2019

  37. wine drunk

    77279 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2019

  38. Looks like the poster might be real after all

    77153 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019

  39. It must be hard not to panic and stay calm when he's sizing you up from that distance

    77140 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2019

  40. Your future self is spying on you through memories

    77105 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2019

  41. A subway in New York

    77092 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2019

  42. Passing out Candy the right way

    77069 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019

  43. Thank you Longview 5th grade class of 1994. Your forest is awesome.

    76972 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019

  44. Special delivery 🙃

    76936 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2019

  45. Oh, the sidewalk is shoveled?

    76695 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019

  46. Enough is enough

    76684 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019

  47. Pulp Fiction when mom isn't home !!!

    76584 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019

  48. I was worried about how my foster kitten and my Labrador would get along...

    76444 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2019

  49. Well Bois, I Did It. I Survived Heart Surgery

    76378 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2019

  50. The TSA just held us up over something dumb and we missed our flight by 2 minutes to serve as medical professionals abroad. Here’s my parents having a very bad day.

    76062 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2019

  51. Landlord left a note saying “No hot water. Sorry for the inconvenience” What he really meant was...

    76056 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2019

  52. What really obvious thing have you only just realised?

    76041 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2019

  53. AT&T fined $60 million for throttling ‘unlimited’ data plans.

    75938 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2019

  54. [Serious] If you had taken your life one year ago, what beautiful things would you have had missed out on?

    75901 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019

  55. Ozzy, the adorable desk weasel!

    75742 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2019

  56. TIL that a "white elephant gift exchange" gets its name from the legend of the King of Siam gifting rare albino elephants to those who displeased him in hopes that the upkeep costs would financially ruin them.

    75729 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2019

  57. He asked for a little one

    75707 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2019

  58. Sonic redesign looks so much better

    75703 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019

  59. Accurate response

    75641 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2019

  60. Kid won the best costume award at his school

    75553 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019

  61. I made a large (10" tall) fully functional (bluetooth) AirPod

    75550 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2019

  62. Sex toy in the luggage (his face tho)

    75505 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2019

  63. Too fucking good

    75481 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019

  64. TIL in 2012, the Walmart with the most Facebook likes would get a visit from Pitbull. Internet pranksters quickly made the most remote Walmart in the US (located in Kodiak, Alaska) the most liked Walmart page. Pitbull kept his promise and performed there.

    75392 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2019

  65. LPT: After a bad break up, do 10 things that your ex would never do with you. You'll feel better and realize how much of yourself was being held back.

    75370 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019

  66. Yep

    75291 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019

  67. This manager just doesn't care anymore

    75263 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019

  68. A Soviet poster from 1944 depicting legions of German soldiers fated to die in the Russian winter thanks to Hitler's orders.

    75225 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019

  69. The best fiction on Reddit starter pack

    75200 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2019

  70. State Theater in my hometown

    75046 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019

  71. How do you feel about a 4 day work week?

    75016 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2019

  72. This is no longer a protest. This is a rebellion, the battles of which will be written in history forever. Stand with Hong Kong!

    74998 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2019

  73. Ha

    74928 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2019

  74. After moving away from my anti-vax parents, today I went to get my first vaccination. Better late than never!

    74911 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2019

  75. Roger Stone convicted on all seven counts on charges filed in Mueller probe

    74840 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2019

  76. Praying mantis that has been in amber for 12 million years. Pretty sure it’s dead though.

    74824 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2019

  77. The First African American Man To Receive A Full Face Transplant Is ‘Thrilled’ With The Results

    74813 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2019

  78. Let’s see you little punks smash my letterbox now

    74608 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2019

  79. What does gilmore mean btw?

    74504 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2019

  80. 2nd and 3rd place winners of the World Figure Skating Championships help to lift the champion for podium photo

    74493 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2019

  81. ok xoomer

    74336 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2019

  82. TIL about Keith Cutler, a judge summoned to be a juror on a case he was presiding over. When he applied to be excused from jury service he was initially declined, and was told to write to the resident judge, to which he replied: "I am the resident judge."

    74136 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019

  83. It’s time for some tax reform

    73909 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2019

  84. Me and my girlfriend that my racist parents don't approve of. ❤❤

    73876 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019

  85. This sheep ran away Into a cave to avoid getting sheared, 6 years later the sheep was found

    73876 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2019

  86. You're standing right in front of the best example in the whole world that proves that walls don't work.

    73819 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2019

  87. Score is 69 to 69 with 69 seconds and the white jerseys add up to 69.

    73712 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2019

  88. ‘Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse’ Sequel Lands April 8 2022 Release Date

    73691 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019

  89. Bernie Sanders and a $4,500 sneaker

    73626 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019

  90. Hmm what?

    73573 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019

  91. to criticize Canada's Health Care

    73568 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2019

  92. Ridicule and disbelief as Boris Johnson insists he's never told a single lie in his whole political career - 'He was sacked twice for lying. So when he says he has never lied, he’s literally lying,' says Liberal Democrat Jo Swinson

    73559 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019

  93. while live streaming, you introduce your cat. WCGW

    73459 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2019

  94. This Black Turtle

    73355 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2019

  95. George Kent rocking the 64 oz nalgene during impeachment proceedings instead of the provided 8 oz bottles. Absolute power move.

    73330 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2019

  96. The new cult-ure

    73306 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019

  97. Not even The God of War is safe...

    73268 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019

  98. Microsoft Japan’s experiment with 3-day weekend boosts worker productivity by 40 percent - As it turns out, not squeezing employees dry like a sponge is maybe a good thing.

    73232 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019

  99. These are Frank’s before and after adoption pics :)

    73184 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2019

  100. My rotting Goomba pumpkin looks more like Goomba now than it did when it was freshly carved

    73133 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2019