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  1. Thank you to whoever made this

    59590 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2019

  2. To choke people, usually Darth Vader brings together his thumb and forefinger, slowly closing their windpipe. In Rogue One, he picks up a rebel and then clenches his fist. He straight up crushes his throat.

    59548 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019

  3. Meet Sharon, pretty much the opposite of her sister Karen

    59489 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019

  4. Check mate

    59483 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019

  5. 'Everything Is Not Fine': Nobel Economist Calls on Humanity to End Obsession With GDP. "If we measure the wrong thing," warns Joseph Stiglitz, "we will do the wrong thing."

    59481 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2019

  6. First image of Tom Holland as Nico Walker from the Russo Brothers’ upcoming thriller film ‘Cherry’ - An Army medic who has returned from Iraq dealing with an opioid addiction and posttraumatic stress disorder begins robbing banks.

    59479 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019

  7. Groudon in a pokeball

    59456 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2019

  8. A huge heart in such little eyes

    59456 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019

  9. Just gonna sneak on into your lap here

    59450 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2019

  10. First big breath of fresh air.

    59446 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019

  11. Whatever can’t be built

    59440 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019

  12. This is Herbert... he saw the chance to jump on the recliner and took it

    59396 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2019

  13. I was so proud of my wife for getting excited for a video game until I saw her handle a controller.

    59364 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019

  14. TIL "Libations," the practice of pouring out alcohol in memory of those who have "passed on" was common in Ancient Egypt, Greece, and Rome. "Pouring one out for the homies" is a custom over 3,000 years old and is mentioned in the Bible, the The Iliad, and The Odyssey.

    59314 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2019

  15. It's like they're assholes or something

    59313 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2019

  16. Cosplayers, what’s one cosplay you will never do again and why?

    59266 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2019

  17. Cartels are growing pot in our national Forests where their heavy use of pesticides and litter stand to permanently damage the ecosystem.

    59241 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019

  18. TIL Joshua Bell, one of the best concert violinist in the world played for free, for 45 minutes, on a violin worth 3.5 million dollars at a subway station. Over a thousand people passed by Bell, only seven stopped to listen him play, including a 3-year old boy, and only one person recognized him.

    59198 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2019

  19. TIL: Delta airlines no longer allows snub nosed dog breeds such as bulldogs, pugs, shar pei, etc. because of the breeds' breathing difficulties.

    59182 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2019

  20. Pure perfection...

    59170 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2019

  21. I painted Albert Einstein giving a lecture as part of my project that celebrates the heroes of science

    59166 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2019

  22. There's a moment during the cremation process when the meat is perfectly cooked.

    59039 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2019

  23. Shooting trick or treaters with paintballs

    59033 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019

  24. LPT: Freeze a block of cheese for 30 minutes before shredding it. It will shred quicker, smoother, and won't chunk up on the shredder.

    59025 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2019

  25. It's a small win every time

    59009 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019

  26. The open water is terrifying

    58994 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2019

  27. CGI animated cpu burner.

    58969 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2019

  28. Jeffrey Epstein Suicide: Two Jail Workers Arrested

    58902 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2019

  29. I love my gf

    58898 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2019

  30. Ah the old Mentos & Coca Cola trick...

    58887 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2019

  31. Y’all need to stop sleeping on Idaho girls

    58734 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019

  32. Ice Cream Theft on Live TV

    58669 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019

  33. Car Lesbian

    58636 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2019

  34. To cure cancer

    58577 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2019

  35. Spending thanksgiving alone this year. I don't usually cook for it, but decided to try this year - Apple glazed Cornish hen with cranberry pecan rice stuffing

    58453 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019

  36. America: the land of temporarily embarrassed billionaires

    58409 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2019

  37. LPT: If you're someone that always listens to music in your car make it a habit at least once a month to turn it off and listen to your car for a couple minutes. There may be an issue you're not aware of which could be caught before it turns into a major problem.

    58382 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2019

  38. Don't be too hard on yourself - you might be already doing better than you think

    58373 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019

  39. It's me!

    58350 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2019

  40. Does life actually get better? How do you come back/get better from being lonely and extremely depressed? How do you create meaningful relationships when you are so screwed up?

    58288 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019

  41. Welcome to Oklahoma, where bringing your AR 15 to a restaurant is normal.

    58238 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2019

  42. Megathread: New York court orders President Donald Trump to pay $2 million for misusing his charitable foundation

    57991 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019

  43. Yes - that’s sexist!

    57941 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2019

  44. Little Boy Discovers Halloween Candy Bowl is Empty

    57936 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019

  45. TIL: Beethoven was such a massive star that following composers struggled to pull away from his artistic gravity. Brahms for example refused to make a symphony for 21 years, feeling unworthy. Schubert said: Who can ever do anything, after Beethoven?

    57900 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2019

  46. TIL that Thomas Paine, one of America's founding fathers, was extremely progressive for his time. He advocated for the separation of church and state, universal suffrage, the abolition of slavery, and an early kind of socialism. When he died, only six men came to his funeral.

    57889 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2019

  47. For everyone complaining about the PS5 devkit looking ugly, here's the PS4 devkit. Yes, the deisgn will change for peoduction!

    57885 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2019

  48. The rich are getting free money and capitalism is broken, says US billionaire

    57871 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019

  49. How my zombie trick or treated.

    57847 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019

  50. Illegal loggers kill Amazon indigenous warrior who guarded forest, wound another

    57843 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2019

  51. Pls

    57766 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2019

  52. Defacing money, thinking the Lincoln Memorial is the White House

    57751 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2019

  53. "You Took Too Much!!" 3 Year Old Is A Better Person Than Mom On Halloween Night

    57743 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019

  54. Until next year...

    57738 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019

  55. Students pointing a gun to his distracted teacher

    57694 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019

  56. The male cool teacher starter pack

    57687 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019

  57. 3 hours

    57680 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2019

  58. The Simpsons intro.

    57582 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2019

  59. Students chanted good morning Hong Kong after defending the school overnight.

    57572 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019

  60. When I'm drowning in debt and get told to pull myself up by the bootstraps

    57558 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2019

  61. This years costume winner

    57556 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019

  62. It’s the year 2050 and the term “ok millennial” is trending. What are the reasons the young generation is using it?

    57545 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2019

  63. Untitled Goose Comic

    57536 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2019

  64. Technology has evolved!

    57451 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2019

  65. The helmet though

    57396 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019

  66. I think all Console Players can get behind this one.

    57317 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2019

  67. when you're overpowered for the first boss batte

    57207 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2019

  68. My old lady can’t hear when we come home anymore so this is how we have to wake her :)

    57187 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2019

  69. What is something you spend a ton of money on that the vast majority of people never would?

    57105 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2019

  70. Red

    57086 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2019

  71. When Death Stranding hits PC

    57057 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2019

  72. What part of your Personality do you Fake?

    57057 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2019

  73. CVS rejects Purdue student's Puerto Rican ID, asks for immigration papers to buy cold medicine

    57044 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2019

  74. He's a good man

    57007 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2019

  75. It takes an incredible amount of energy to hate someone this much

    57003 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019

  76. LPT: Inflation is currently ~2% per year. If you are not getting more than that per year as a raise, you are getting a pay cut. Make sure to take inflation into account when you get a raise.

    56938 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2019

  77. Family Tragedy

    56877 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2019

  78. Right now, in Hong Kong, police is pointing guns to citizens everywhere.

    56855 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2019

  79. Omg so cute!

    56845 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2019

  80. TIL that Eminem suspected Kendrick Lamar was using a ghostwriter. He invited Kendrick to his house, and insisted he wrote a verse, in a room, alone. After he heard the end product, he said Kendrick was the best rapper he'd met.

    56623 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2019

  81. They still gon do it

    56604 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2019

  82. Dogs are great companions that can help you to feel less lonely, suggests new three-armed controlled study. New dog owners felt less lonely after they got a dog, and it happened quickly, within three months of acquiring a dog. They also had fewer negative emotions, such as nervousness or distress.

    56602 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2019

  83. Cameraman tries to film a fight but is threatened by a large woman. Gets saved by his friend at the last minute.

    56569 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2019

  84. Gatekeeping I can get behind.

    56565 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019

  85. Chilean cop with my id, all photographers had their information taken by police. Yesterday one of us was found dead in her apartment with her camera and pc missing. Reposted with information blurred

    56503 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2019

  86. The only time you're allowed to break up with cable

    56440 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2019

  87. I make wooden books. This is an A5 solid oak watercolour and sketching journal. The pages are sewn on to leather supports that are attached to the boards with brass binding posts. The wood is stained with a homemade iron acetate solution. Thank you for your time.

    56438 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2019

  88. Won't someone think about those poor billionares!

    56435 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2019

  89. Gotta make sure everyone knows.

    56420 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2019

  90. Father tries to say he put me through college. My 1k monthly loan payments say otherwise

    56407 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019

  91. ‘I will not repent’: Australian MP refuses to back down on China after being told he would need to “repent” to visit the country

    56371 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2019

  92. A church near where I live decided to get in on the memes today.

    56362 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2019

  93. Ok, doomer.

    56354 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2019

  94. China threatens Sweden over support for jailed book publisher | Beijing is furious after Sweden's culture minister ignored warnings not to attend a ceremony honoring Chinese-born Gui Minhai, who is detained in the communist country. But Sweden says it won't be pushed around.

    56345 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2019

  95. Bullying an old person on the road. WCGW

    56340 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2019

  96. During this scene in A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004), Jim Carrey forgot his next line but stayed in character whilst asking the director for another take.

    56288 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2019

  97. TIL that Bruce Springsteen once signed a kid's late note after the kid came to one of his concerts holding a sign saying he's be late to school tomorrow. The note read, “Dear Ms. Jackson, Xabi has been out very late rocking & rolling. Please excuse him if he is tardy.”

    56253 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2019

  98. Absolute unit of a cat that was on the field during MNF

    56249 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2019

  99. Best talk show entrance ever

    56236 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019

  100. The absolute madlad

    56222 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2019