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Just a helping mechanic
38870 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2022
Let my boss borrow my car for a quick drive. Had maybe less than a quarter left. Without saying a word he filled my entire tank. I am pretty skimped on $ and wanted to cry.
38868 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2022
He took the idiom too literally
38868 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2022
A Banana's Dying Wish
38865 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2022
This guy lies.
38865 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2022
Last year, I broke every bone in my face. I just had my fourth surgery on Tuesday. Had a CT scan and everything looks GREAT. Been lots of pain and countless days in the hospital but I’m finally done! This agonizing chapter in my life is finally coming to a close! 🤗
38859 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2022
Jesus Grandma
38858 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2022
Jump, Mario!
38857 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2022
ONLY 3 YEARS....
38857 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2022
Maybe Maybe Maybe
38854 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2022
The gift that keeps on giving
38852 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2022
Brewery in my hometown converted a church into their taproom/brewery
38852 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2022
Apparently, they also have to make special custom size caskets
38851 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2022
Happy New Year to you to jerkoff~! 🤦‍♂️
38851 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2022
My life has recently fallen apart, and I'm starting over from scratch. My best friend just sent me this care package!
38851 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2022
Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert had to be separated during argument, report says
38850 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2022
Record-setting quantum entanglement connects two atoms across 20 miles
38848 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2022
If we all work together
38847 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2022
Bumpy road ahead for Elon Musk as Tesla faces losing world's biggest electric car maker crown, study says
38842 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2022
I swear if these gas prices don’t start goin down I’m callin my guy
38842 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2022
I don't make the rules
38842 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2022
Faith in humanity restored :3
38841 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2022
Dems Worried Biden Student Loan Inaction Will Dampen Youth Turnout in Midterms
38841 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2022
Bernie yet again speaking absolute facts.
38840 upvotes • comment • jun 18, 2022
My blind child came home from school today with this homework.
38839 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2022
2020 Tiktok alt kid starterpack
38839 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2022
Dolphin trolls a seagull!
38837 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2022
Despite his dangerously sharp quills, Charlie the porcupine loves to be pet
38837 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2022
That hostility is because we're being held hostage to the whims of a sect
38836 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2022
Roger Federer keeping a pinky promise
38831 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2022
Cart Narcs argues with couple who leave their shopping cart in front of a vehicle.
38829 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2022
Lukashenko tells Russian media: Sanctions pushing Russia ‘toward third world war’
38829 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2022
My wife isn't getting a raise this year because I make good money and the men in the office "need it more"
38828 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2022
Ukraine is no longer low on artillery ammo because Russia abandoned so much in recent retreats, report says
38828 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2022
China lodges complaint after Biden says U.S. would defend Taiwan in a Chinese invasion
38824 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2022
Older adults more likely than young to be fooled by 'fake news. Falling for fake news can have significant physical, emotional and financial consequences, especially for older adults who may have their life savings or serious medical issues at stake
38819 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2022
Twitter now asks some fired workers to please come back
38818 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2022
I’ve never seen someone lose everything this fast
38816 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2022
My flat in Mariupol
38812 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2022
TIL ,in 1997, a Russian poacher, Vladimir Markov, shot and wounded a tiger, and stole part of a boar it had been eating. 12 hours later, the tiger tracked down the poacher at his cabin and ate him.
38811 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2022
meirl
38809 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2022
a lot of you are in the 18-29 bracket but stats in places like Austin, TX show you aren't voting: 40% decrease since 2018 midterms. fuck you.
38808 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2022
Surprise delivery! 🐱
38806 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2022
Please marry me?
38803 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2022
Sunglasses accidentally dropped into a zoo orangutan enclosure
38801 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2022
Florida governor: school districts that defied no-mask mandate to lose $200m
38799 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2022
respect to the Amazon worker who quietly delivered my napping friend's package
38796 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2022
How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
38790 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2022
In 2006, a man in Portland, Oregon hired a hitman to kill his 51-year-old wife, Susan Kuhnhausen. She ended up killing the hitman with her bare hands. When she had her hands on his neck she asked him, "TELL ME WHO SENT YOU HERE AND I WILL CALL YOU A FUCKING AMBULANCE!"
38786 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2022
This woman brought her own bell with her to get her server's attention.
38782 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2022
U.S. corn-based ethanol worse for the climate than gasoline, study finds
38781 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2022
Genetically modified tobacco plant produces cocaine in its leaves
38778 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2022
The Great Escape!
38768 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2022
30 seems kinda low
38765 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2022
Leonardo DiCaprio donates a record $10 million to the Armed Forces of Ukraine: his mother was born in a bomb shelter during an air raid
38764 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2022
yes
38762 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2022
Men are like waffles. Women are like spaghetti.
38759 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2022
Marriage advice for young ladies from a suffragette, 1918.
38757 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2022
My boss took my $40 tip and gave me $16 back
38756 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2022
TIL that the dream of "teeth falling out" seems to be a pattern for citizens living in western countries
38756 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2022
He made a new friend
38754 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2022
Kansans to Alito: F*ck You.
38753 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2022
Jeffery Epstein with drugged up girl on his private jet
38750 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2022
He fell, then got instant pain relief
38747 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2022
Beloved monarch butterflies now listed as endangered
38746 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2022
My upstairs neighbor who accuses me of banging on the ceiling of my luxury apartment.
38745 upvotes • comment • jun 15, 2022
Ukrainian father comes home to his family after heavy fighting during the successful liberation of Irpin. They hadn't heard from him for several days before.
38744 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2022
Teacher Gets Punched In The Face By A Male Student After She Slammed A Classroom Door On His Arm
38743 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2022
Calls for student loan forgiveness expected to intensify as Biden's legislative agenda stalls
38742 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2022
What fact are you Just TIRED of explaining to people?
38740 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2022
4 months healed --->
38738 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2022
Italy’s new prime minister
38738 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2022
Lauren Boebert’s Shooters Grill restaurant closes after landlord refused to renew the lease
38737 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2022
people of reddit who survive on less than 8 hours of sleep, how?
38736 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2022
School lunch on thanksgiving
38732 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2022
Absolute mad lad sets up genius trap in comments
38732 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2022
When a billionaire DIES who INHERITS their senators?
38730 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2022
It’s your fault you are in the “friendzone”
38730 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2022
After not walking for 10 months she wanted to surprise her prom date by walking, so wholesome.
38730 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2022
Escalating nightmare
38729 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2022
Monday is the only correct answer.
38728 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2022
Whole Foods shoppers sue Amazon following end of free delivery for Prime members
38724 upvotes • comment • jun 10, 2022
There were approximately 14.83 million excess deaths associated with COVID-19 across the world from 2020 to 2021, according to estimates by the WHO reported in Nature. This estimate is nearly three times the number of deaths reported to have been caused by COVID-19 over the same period.
38720 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2022
13 years ago, today, this legendary video was first posted onto YouTube. Wanted to remind everyone of this extreme chaos!
38716 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2022
me_irl
38713 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2022
me irl
38710 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2022
As Target Security my department in the last 14 days alone stopped $15,000 worth of theft. Our district manager dropped by and gave us candy as a thank you..
38710 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2022
Actual men on tinder
38708 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2022
Looks majestic to me.
38706 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2022
Senate GOP Agenda Would Hike Taxes on Poorest 40% by Average of $1,000
38705 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2022
Update for those who asked. BAT HAS BEEN ADOPTED! Which one you lucky folks got her?? We demand photos!
38705 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2022
Rudy Giuliani says he's afraid his gravestone will be "Rudy Giuliani: He lied for Trump."
38704 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2022
Denver PD cops were attempting to cite a young woman with "public consumption" for carrying a beer bottle in public. This man noticed that the seal on the beer bottle was still intact and called out the cops for being dodgy. Shortly afterwards, the Denver PD cops "fled the scene".
38704 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2022
I— this man is a marvel. I cant decide if I love him or fear him
38703 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2022
My local library being a bro during a heat wave
38702 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2022
Gas prices here in L. A.
38699 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2022
Zelenskys involved in car accident, not seriously hurt: spokesman
38698 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2022
Trump 2024 flags being sewn in a Chinese factory… MERICA!!!
38696 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2022
The bird is free he said
38695 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2022
Biden Mocks Republicans Taking Credit for Bill They Didn't Vote for
38695 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2022