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1978 article describing 13-year-old Brooke Shields as a "sultry mix of all-American virgin and whore"
33479 upvotes • comment • jun 21, 2022
So…you *liked* the idea of everyone else paying for your career and your education so you could access a better life, right?
33479 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2022
Light fall on this escalator
33478 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2022
3 Jewish women file suit against Kentucky abortion bans on religious grounds | It's the third such suit brought by Jewish organizations or individuals since the U.S. Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade, claiming the state is imposing a Christian understanding of when life begins.
33474 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2022
TIL Mr Hankey, the Christmas Poo from South Park, originated from when Trey Parker was potty training at age four and his father said if he did not flush the stool, which he called Mr Hankey, then it would come to life and kill him.
33473 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2022
It's true...
33472 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2022
"Angry Oinking Noises"
33471 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2022
The sweetest surprise.
33471 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2022
Before and after 22 year old Texas college student Jacqueline Durand was viciously mauled by 2 dogs she was supposed to dog sit. The dogs tore off and ate both of her ears, her nose, her lips, and most of her face below her eyes. She had over 800 bites, resulting in permanent disfigurement.
33471 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2022
TIL about unisexual mole salamanders which are an all-female complex of salamanders that 'steal' sperm from up to five different species of salamanders in the genus Ambystoma and recombine it to produce female hybrid offspring. This method of reproduction is called kleptogenesis.
33470 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2022
Ordered some gummy bears in the mail and this is what I got. Wondering if I should still try to eat it or not.
33465 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2022
Zelensky insists Russia must withdraw to prewar positions for talks to resume
33465 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2022
a beautiful solution
33465 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2022
Bernese Mountain Dog Refuses To Come Inside When Its Snowing
33464 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2022
I def don’t want a guy that can’t finish in under an hour.
33461 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2022
A 17-year-old swam out of her flooded home with her dog and waited for hours on a roof to be rescued
33460 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2022
So, I've been out for work doing in-person inspections all day. I had 8 appointments. Nobody said a word... ☠️
33459 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2022
[Serious] What are some of the most common dark realities people choose to live in denial about?
33458 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2022
'We Have to Flip This Seat': After Senate Primary Win, Fetterman Shifts Focus to Beating GOP
33457 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2022
Insane man isn’t pleased
33455 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2022
1,000 Russian soldiers killed in 24 hours as Ukraine strikes unequipped troops | 10 points
33455 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2022
My Gf got Toby for $5 at a rescue. Best $5 ever spent.
33454 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2022
Gandalf The Black.
33454 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2022
Public Transport Benefits
33451 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2022
Puff Puff Pass
33448 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2022
'Sever all ties with the DOJ' to avoid being investigated for federal crimes.
33446 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2022
TIL that Norse Paganism is the fastest growing and largest non-Christian religion in Iceland
33446 upvotes • comment • jun 10, 2022
Me_irl
33444 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2022
they're everywhere
33444 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2022
Dead Man Gets Last Laugh At His Funeral With An Unexpected Prank
33444 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2022
TIL learned that you can cut onions with a potato peeler
33442 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2022
Man Fights Off Armed Home Invader to Protect Fiancé
33442 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2022
This fuckin' guy....
33442 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2022
Congrats pop, you earned it
33442 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2022
Delicate work
33438 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2022
Jamie Foxx gives his best Donald Trump impression
33437 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2022
AOC slams Tucker Carlson as "trash" after he calls her "rich white lady"
33435 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2022
She never needed makeup :)
33434 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2022
Ticketmaster has cancelled the general sale
33434 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2022
She’s gonna be thinking about that one for a while
33429 upvotes • comment • jun 28, 2022
Ah yes. Perseus, my favorite racist hero.
33428 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2022
Badum tss
33428 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2022
How much of your life?
33425 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2022
Headstone of VietNam vet Sgt Leonard Matlovich. He left his name off so it would honor all gay vets.
33424 upvotes • comment • jun 03, 2022
Now that Cavill is no longer Geralt or Superman, what do you think of him as the next Bond?
33424 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2022
Some good news
33423 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2022
Early Alzheimer’s detection up to 17 years in advance. A sensor identifies misfolded protein biomarkers in the blood. This offers a chance to detect Alzheimer's disease before any symptoms occur. Researchers intend to bring it to market maturity.
33421 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2022
For the true gamers!
33420 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2022
After claiming to be a full-time Healthcare worker working 144 hours a week, OP is revealed to be a 19 year old High School graduate.
33420 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2022
Overweight patients more likely to disagree with their doctors, study finds
33418 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2022
Biggie videogame diorama
33415 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2022
People joke because it's true.
33414 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2022
This arrow on my dog showing which way is up
33414 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2022
Ghislaine Maxwell sentenced to 20 years over sex trafficking
33404 upvotes • comment • jun 28, 2022
I want to know the teacher's reaction
33403 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2022
Special move
33401 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2022
U.S. Household debt jumped by $1 trillion in 2021, the most since 2007
33400 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2022
have a good night
33400 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2022
Rate my RuneScape gaming setup from ‘06/‘07
33400 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2022
(OC) Pokémon cake made with love ♥️
33399 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2022
Killer whale
33398 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2022
Speechless.
33398 upvotes • comment • jun 09, 2022
Sounds about right
33396 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2022
Imagine having to deal with this as a parent
33394 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2022
United State's President signs executive order to provide $600m military assistance to Ukraine.
33394 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2022
Incredibly concerning this woman has a job
33389 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2022
Learn the game.
33387 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2022
America, where we continuously celebrate the losers.
33387 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2022
It's too cute I can't concentrate
33387 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2022
beer companies punching the air right now
33386 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2022
Rape victim ordered to pay her abuser child support
33385 upvotes • comment • jun 14, 2022
Looks 10/10, brains 0/10
33385 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2022
A qualitative study of an incel discussion board says that incels justify their misogyny by seeing themselves as victims of women.
33384 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2022
The girl cursed with the inability to feel physical pain. She rarely eats or sleeps because of her inability to feel hunger or tiredness.
33384 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2022
Fair enough
33382 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2022
Bloodthirsty coup loser says he will kill a journalist
33382 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2022
US has helped Ukraine target Russian generals: report
33374 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2022
Donald Trump has repeatedly called for lengthy jail sentences for those who he claimed mishandled classified information
33369 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2022
Don't disrespect Grandma
33368 upvotes • comment • jun 08, 2022
Hawaii's Mauna Loa volcano begins eruption, alert level raised - USGS
33365 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2022
TIFU when I fell in love with my wife
33364 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2022
[OC] My new Dr thinks my cancer is treatable and I just hit 2 weeks without a drink.
33363 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2022
Told my new apprentice the bubble in my level was running low. Sent him to the store and he came back to this. 50 cents
33361 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2022
The Audience helps Harry Styles find his First School Teacher during a Concert
33361 upvotes • comment • jun 17, 2022
Sarah Palin wearing an Iron Cross at the Alaska Federation of Natives today
33360 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2022
Breaks your heart
33355 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2022
TIL the US Navy has a 'Fleet Admiral' rank which only four people have ever achieved. It includes the unique benefit of active duty pay for life.
33347 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2022
Right-wing & libertarian men, we hate you.
33347 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2022
The people behind him clapping
33344 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2022
Zion Williamson: “No matter what the world is saying, I have to remember that I am who I am and stay true to that. That’s what Naruto did, and that’s what I’m going to do.”
33343 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2022
Putin's gymnast 'lover' is 'hiding in Swiss chalet with their four children'
33342 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2022
The least respected Asian parent
33341 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2022
Wholesome drawing
33339 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2022
This little guy fell asleep on the feet of his vet.
33339 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2022
The kid isn’t going to have me paying $15 bucks for frozen PBJs anymore.
33338 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2022
2nd grader in Arizona brings 2 guns and ammunition to school
33334 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2022
[OC] *those* customers
33329 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2022
Yass girl!
33329 upvotes • comment • jun 01, 2022
A lot of people just need a little help
33325 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2022
Hard to be measured by your own yard stick
33324 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2022