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MAD is Savage
53622 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2022
Stephen Curry of sanitation
53621 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2022
Ain't no one gonna tell me to wear a mask, but I'll force women and girls into motherhood against their will!
53621 upvotes • comment • jun 27, 2022
I got disowned by an entire branch of my family for wearing makeup and after a week of crying and self doubt, I’m kinda over it.
53611 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2022
Found Out I Get to Be a Dad :) [OC]
53611 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2022
This is ignorant. I'm a ATM tech and some jack ass tried depositing this in their account
53608 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2022
Princess Pamela knocked over two plants… all because I didn’t feed her the moment I came home from work.
53605 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2022
WTF?!😡
53597 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2022
Nancy by Ernie Bushmiller September 2,1947
53595 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2022
Annie loves her leaves!
53587 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2022
TIL that in one bestiality case in colonial Plymouth, sixteen-year-old Thomas Grazer was forced to point out the sheep he’d had sex with from a line-up; he then had to watch the animals be killed before he himself was executed.
53583 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2022
TIL that when he was an 18-year-old high school senior LeBron James was offered $10 million by Reebok on the spot, under the condition that he would not speak with Nike or Adidas. He turned down the offer and later signed a $90 million deal with Nike.
53580 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2022
A true leader, not a politician.
53578 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2022
Incredible new Darth Vader billboard in Times Square
53578 upvotes • comment • jun 07, 2022
Australian Football players invite waterboy to celebrate with them
53575 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2022
Damn Gru’s really going thru it
53572 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2022
The was an attempt to shame, it backfired.
53565 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2022
TIL boxer Jack Johnson was once pulled over for a $50 speeding ticket and gave the officer a $100 bill. When the officer said he couldn't provide change, Johnson told him to keep it as he was going to make his return trip at the same speed.
53560 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2022
Probably the first time PS5s have been in stock for a solid day without being sold out
53555 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2022
Putin's fears of a unified, stronger Europe are fast becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy
53553 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2022
Outtakes of Trump's Jan. 7 address to the nation
53550 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2022
Man and woman caught looting a fallen Ukrainian soldier’s home by the entire village in Zhytomyr.
53545 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2022
Elon's speedrun!
53540 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2022
Apparently there is a hidden wall in Volcano mansion that will only open after 50 hits
53539 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2022
Perfect zoom in the perfect moment
53533 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2022
Winding up your window while a giraffe has its head inside your car
53532 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2022
Former judge Mark Ciavarella sent thousands of kids to jail while accepting millions in kickbacks from for-profit prisons in a cash-for-kids scandal.
53531 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2022
Unusual cube shaped cloud seen in the UK
53528 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2022
Elon gets owned on the very platform he’s being forced to own.
53525 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2022
TIL an Orange County man named Jeff Reitz went to Disneyland every day for over 8 years, 2,995 consecutive days, and only stopped because of Covid on March 14, 2020.
53521 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2022
Snipers at Putin's rally
53521 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2022
Stop putting these stupid stickers on my fucking pumps! I don't get paid enough to remove them
53520 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2022
These are some changing times
53520 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2022
It was... beautiful.
53520 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2022
WCGW cycling with hands in pockets.
53509 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2022
You want a solution?
53504 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2022
In Netflix's Resident Evil, the protagonist is video chatting with MS Paint and no active internet connection.
53504 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2022
DoorDash is asking for my sexual orientation for a job application.
53504 upvotes • comment • jun 16, 2022
CIA warned Berlin about possible attacks on gas pipelines in summer - Spiegel
53503 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2022
Disrespectful Handshake
53502 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2022
After being found liable for mocking the grief of a Sandy Hook father, Alex Jones then mocks the father’s reaction to the verdict
53502 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2022
TIL until the mid-1990s the Italian-American mafia controlled trash collection in New York City, fixing prices by extorting or murdering competitors or requiring them to join the price-fixing cartel. After an undercover operation convicted the leaders, trash collection costs dropped by $600 million.
53501 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2022
‘Futurama’ Revived at Hulu
53497 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2022
The American Dream
53497 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2022
Nearly 7-foot, 240-pound lake sturgeon (left) caught in Detroit River believed to be 100+ years old
53495 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2022
Starbucks closes location that was the first to unionize in Seattle
53493 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2022
Whose your pick for the next James Bond?
53493 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2022
Her happiness made me smile cheek to cheek 😊
53493 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2022
If the prettiest people continue having kids exclusively with other pretty people and ugly people only have kids with ugly people, eventually subspecies of human will start to exist, kind of like elves/dwarves/orc etc.
53491 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2022
Justice Stephen Breyer to retire from Supreme Court, paving way for Biden appointment
53485 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2022
Trump aide Manafort removed from plane for revoked passport
53485 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2022
Troy Hurtubise was obsessed with developing a grizzly bear proof suit. He died in a car accident before being able to test his design out.
53483 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2022
the building in Detroit being built from the top down
53481 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2022
Henry Cavill will leave The Witcher Netflix after Season 3 and be replaced by Liam Hemsworth
53477 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2022
Suspension demonstration
53473 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2022
Realistical Disney characters generated by AI
53472 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2022
Five minutes after they deliver my table .
53470 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2022
Merle and I finally caught the Duck Killer! (OC)
53469 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2022
1%er pranks
53466 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2022
It’s nice to be nice
53463 upvotes • comment • jun 05, 2022
Man gets so upset over smoothie that he assaults teenage employees and tries to break into the back, all while being racist.
53459 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2022
They must feel so important Right now
53455 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2022
10 for effort
53451 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2022
Putin announces partial military mobilization in Russia
53449 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2022
Why are you littering?
53437 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2022
Meirl
53436 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2022
H2O is good for you
53435 upvotes • comment • jun 13, 2022
Let someone borrow my truck this is how it was returned. (Scroll for more pictures)
53432 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2022
standing on a baby orca for a photo
53430 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2022
that's the whole book
53429 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2022
Trump tried to flush documents down White House toilet, new photos show
53428 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2022
The duality of male attraction
53423 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2022
I'm an RN, I'm studying for my master's to become a Nurse practitioner, I'm done 6 straight 12 hour night shifts, this is the tip of a whole ShitBerg. I'll do an ama if you want more info.
53422 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2022
Florida education officials reject 54 math textbooks for ‘attempts to indoctrinate students’
53419 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2022
Oh well 🤷🏽‍♀️
53419 upvotes • comment • jun 02, 2022
Ukraine rejects Russian neutrality idea as US steps up aid
53417 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2022
More laptops and phones should aspire for better battery life, not thinness
53401 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2022
Yes!
53397 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2022
They seem like a chill bunch
53394 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2022
look dad its deep
53393 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2022
For every person that believes they would never get an abortion
53387 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2022
Trump told advisors last year he'd return Mar-a-Lago files in exchange for 'sensitive' documents about the FBI probe of his 2016 campaign's ties to Russia: NYT
53384 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2022
In response to a homophobic comment
53383 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2022
How our defenders are met. It is impossible to defeat a country in which the army and the people are united
53381 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2022
23 minutes is a hike?
53381 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2022
This is the Real Fair Play
53381 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2022
So the former president* has a 7-hour period of unaccounted time on the day of the insurrection?
53378 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2022
Maybe you did CHICKEN NUGGIES
53369 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2022
Hmmmmmm⠀
53368 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2022
My mom's employer, United Healthcare, never called her or her emergency contacts when she suddenly stopped showing up to work. My sister found her dead a week later.
53368 upvotes • comment • jun 22, 2022
Zelensky made "fatal mistake" by visiting U.S., Russia warns
53366 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2022
Trump asks Putin to provide dirt on Hunter Biden as war in Ukraine rages
53360 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2022
If you put a chicken's head on the ground and draw a straight line in front of it, the chicken can be hypnotized. This is an example of "tonic immobility".
53355 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2022
This is her first time having a boyfriend, and the mom was really proud as well
53351 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2022
Husbands matching shirt prank.
53350 upvotes • comment • jun 26, 2022
Those pesky socialist dead!
53350 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2022
Somehow my new Adidas match the pattern of the carpet at my workplace. 🤔
53346 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2022
Enough said
53346 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2022
Bill Burr - Next time Kanye's going off on himself, just close your eyes, forget it's him, and really listen to what is coming out of this guy's mouth.
53338 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2022
Merry Christmas
53334 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2022