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  1. He never had a chance

    10751 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2024

  2. My wife doesn’t differentiate between the kitchen sink and the garbage can

    10751 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2024

  3. HMC while I dance like a crack head

    10749 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2024

  4. mpregunism

    10748 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2024

  5. My cat just bit the corner of my monitor on my first day of my staycation.

    10748 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2024

  6. ladies and gentle fellas, are we pretending?

    10742 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2024

  7. To tell people they'll get over it

    10742 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2024

  8. Percentage of adults in the United States identifying as LGBT

    10741 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2024

  9. Kendrick Lamar - Not Like Us

    10741 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2024

  10. [Highlight] Tyler Herro and Amen Thompson fight

    10739 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2024

  11. Life comes at you fast

    10739 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2024

  12. Life was so good in the seventies (70s).

    10737 upvotes • comment • jun 30, 2024

  13. Fucking demoncrats

    10734 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2024

  14. I walked through a cornfield.

    10732 upvotes • comment • jun 21, 2024

  15. Wildlife Rescue of two eagles locked in combat (and one unfortunate late arrival on a scooter)

    10731 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2024

  16. Door dash Woman steals a cat

    10729 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2024

  17. The best granny ever

    10726 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2024

  18. Love him!

    10725 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2024

  19. IHOP server of 13 years says she was fired after giving man in need a stack of pancakes

    10723 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2024

  20. Your crusade to defend participation trophies

    10722 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2024

  21. Tim Pool with great takes as always

    10719 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2024

  22. Text from my daughter (OC)

    10718 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2024

  23. TIL that persistent, long term cannabis use can lead to CHS, one of the symptoms of which is "scromiting."

    10717 upvotes • comment • jun 03, 2024

  24. Welp. Justice is dead

    10715 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2024

  25. Tenacious D Australian tour date postponed after comment about Trump shooting

    10712 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2024

  26. eggs

    10711 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2024

  27. The logic is irrefutable

    10710 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2024

  28. I didn't grow up with Disney films so I watched 72 of them to catch myself up

    10710 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2024

  29. Trump’s J.D. Vance Pick Just Got Even Worse

    10709 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2024

  30. The sad truth

    10708 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2024

  31. Happy Thoughts Always Prevail

    10707 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2024

  32. Overpromise, underdeliver, and rely on government subsidies. The keys to success

    10706 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2024

  33. What’s something that just makes you go “who the fuck figured this out”?

    10704 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2024

  34. to normalize unhappy relationships

    10704 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2024

  35. he's the sweetest

    10703 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2024

  36. Hotel California. Yeah I said it

    10696 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2024

  37. What happened to all the people making videos, claiming they were permanently disabled by the COVID vaccine?

    10696 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2024

  38. DeSantis signs controversial bill banning civilian boards from investigating police misconduct

    10696 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2024

  39. Welfare check by Emory University professor in Atlanta goes wrong.

    10696 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2024

  40. Peter

    10694 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2024

  41. Cute Dora cosplay

    10692 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2024

  42. Research found while antidepressant prescriptions have risen dramatically in the US for teenage girls and women in their 20s, the rate of such prescriptions for young men “declined abruptly during March 2020 and did not recover.”

    10690 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2024

  43. 120 full time river warriors! Salute!

    10689 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2024

  44. The lawyer of the Russian deputy defense minister accused of corruption brought all of the defendant's awards to the court hearing

    10689 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2024

  45. Special talent

    10689 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2024

  46. 2010

    10687 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2024

  47. AITAH for telling my gf that my ex wife was “tighter”?

    10687 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2024

  48. TIL that Goku's power level wasn't originally over 9000. It was originally over 8000, and there was a change made in the English Dub.

    10687 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2024

  49. Florida man protects his car from hurricane Milton

    10686 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2024

  50. Me_irl

    10683 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2024

  51. How is this possible?

    10682 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2024

  52. ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ Producer Jerry Bruckheimer Confirms Franchise Is Getting a Reboot With Sixth Movie

    10681 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2024

  53. Deer with an enormous pair of antlers

    10679 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2024

  54. And can she fight?

    10679 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2024

  55. Trash Headline

    10676 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2024

  56. Biden to ban sales of Kaspersky Antivirus in US over ties to Russian government.

    10673 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2024

  57. I know in my bones this is Ai, but can’t prove it

    10672 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2024

  58. Joe Biden keeps sneaking wins past Republicans distracted by Trump

    10671 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2024

  59. Game Science CEO criticizes The Game Awards and says he wrote a Game of the Year acceptance speech for Black Myth Wukong 2 years ago - "The games nominated this year were all excellent but I really didn’t understand the criteria for this year's Game of the Year... felt like I came here for nothing"

    10669 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2024

  60. AITAH for not sharing my only plate with a pregnant woman?

    10669 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2024

  61. Roger Stone Caught on Tape Discussing Trump’s Plan to Challenge 2024 Election

    10668 upvotes • comment • jun 18, 2024

  62. Bboy Hiro10 in the qualifiers at the Olympics

    10665 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2024

  63. Today is election day in Russia and its occupied territories

    10665 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2024

  64. $3 burgers with $25/hr minimum wage for janitorial staff. So it CAN be done…

    10665 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2024

  65. TIL that humans will regrow a rib equally as strong as the original within only 2 to 3 months of having it surgically shortened.

    10662 upvotes • comment • jun 27, 2024

  66. He's been in China for a week, and the waitress is trying to teach him how to use chopsticks.

    10661 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2024

  67. AITAH for holding onto my fiance's ''no hymen, no diamond'' view?

    10661 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2024

  68. AIO for being upset when my stepdad brings random men into my room

    10660 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2024

  69. Nice pair of Japanese Tits

    10660 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2024

  70. Governor of Pennsylvania Josh Shapiro perfectly demonstrates project 2025 at a Kamala rally.

    10658 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2024

  71. Private Vasquez. Then and Now!

    10657 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2024

  72. American Psycho, 2024

    10657 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2024

  73. Wife watched LOTR:FOR and called it "the longest meaningless movie" she ever watched

    10657 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2024

  74. Spectrum call center in Charlotte reportedly provided fried chicken and watermelon to employees for Juneteenth

    10656 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2024

  75. 8 hours of having a new US passport in my pocket and the front has completely degraded

    10656 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2024

  76. Reddit, meet the boys. Boys, Reddit.

    10655 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2024

  77. Which one are you bringing?

    10654 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2024

  78. Equal treatment under the law my ass

    10654 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2024

  79. Confirmed. Feel bad for the guy

    10652 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2024

  80. He will bear the burden of this transgression for the remainder of his existence.

    10651 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2024

  81. Sean 'Diddy' Combs arrested

    10649 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2024

  82. With over a 100 million copies worldwide

    10646 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2024

  83. I let my 12m son make himself something to eat. Aitah?

    10646 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2024

  84. Why is this a crime in Texas?

    10646 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2024

  85. MAGA influencer forgets to switch to his fake account before posting this

    10645 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2024

  86. Upgrade! No more trashmonster’s name on my truck!

    10645 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2024

  87. It’s actually quite pitiful that some people have this thought process..

    10644 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2024

  88. You don’t get it do you Elon?

    10644 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2024

  89. Nothing in between

    10642 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2024

  90. Whats a 10/10 movie youd never watch again?

    10641 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2024

  91. I Thought It Was About Time We Had a Menu

    10639 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2024

  92. Guilty on all counts

    10639 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2024

  93. How much more can we ask of our trusty 3000 series?

    10632 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2024

  94. Charles Barkley keeps $1M promise after 2 New Orleans students solve Pythagorean Theorem

    10630 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2024

  95. THE OKLAHOMA CITY THUNDER HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THE 2024 NBA CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENTION

    10629 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2024

  96. You are NOT missing out or wasting your 20's if you avoid drinking, partying or hooking up

    10629 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2024

  97. to have a break during an 8 hour grueling work day

    10629 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2024

  98. Boomers don’t vote

    10627 upvotes • comment • jun 01, 2024

  99. Group of boys decided to recline every seat in an auditorium the last round of the night. We had to manually reset all of them.

    10626 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2024

  100. Trump to women: Stop ‘thinking about abortion.’ You’re broke and depressed, but I can make you happy

    10623 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2024