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Today is my birthday. 4 years ago I tried to kill myself. This little guy is one of the things that saved my life. Life can be hard, but there are so many beautiful things to experience - if you're struggling or lonely, reach out because you are not alone!
19336 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2024
A Japanese aquarium was forced to buy cheaper fish in a bid to save money. The penguins refused to eat the cheaper fish.
19335 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2024
If you give your teacher a cookie
19332 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2024
I stacked 140 tictacs into this container designed for 100
19331 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2024
TIL in 2021 a woman who ran out of her regular hair spray used Gorilla Glue Spray instead, believing it to also be hair spray. This resulted in her hair becoming stuck to her scalp. Eventually, a plastic surgeon performed a 4-hour long surgical procedure on her for free to remove the adhesive.
19327 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2024
One day into early voting and they are already claiming the 2024 election is rigged.
19327 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2024
Find the 1/700 scale model battleship turret that I dropped
19325 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2024
MTG Dragged After Seemingly Not Knowing That Electric Vehicles Actually Run On Electricity
19322 upvotes • comment • jun 11, 2024
It be the ones right next to you
19322 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2024
Popular Opinion
19319 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2024
In Despicable Me 3 (2017) after loosing his signature freeze gun, Gru pulls out a water pistol and sprays Bratt in the face, only to realize his mistake seconds later, implying he fully intended to shoot a man with a actual pistol point-blank.
19317 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2024
Guinea pig family
19301 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2024
A skilled boat owner puts out fire on another boat
19296 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2024
Mad people.
19295 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2024
Tesla Robovan
19294 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2024
Trump Voters Got What They Wanted — Those who expect that Donald Trump will hurt others, and not them, are likely to be unpleasantly surprised.
19293 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2024
Trump And Musk Lawyer Reminds Any Kremlin-Backed MAGA Assets To Stop Talking Without An Attorney
19287 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2024
Getting a haircut and more, is very relaxing.
19287 upvotes • comment • jun 22, 2024
Went to a buddy’s house, he has a fix based 747-400 simulator in his basement. Flew the IGS to rwy 13 at the old Kai Tak airport in his sim. Pretty cool.
19284 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2024
Did the mistake of calling my coworker bro.
19283 upvotes • comment • jun 12, 2024
Sea Lions in my hometown sleeping on San Carlos beach due to Orca sightings nearby.
19282 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2024
What is the most powerful image of a president?
19279 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2024
These snowflakes say "facts don't care about your feelings" and then throw a tantrum and call it unfair and rigged when their candidate gets fact checked.
19279 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2024
Hattie McDaniel accepts her Oscar for her role in Gone with the Wind in a segregated 'No Blacks' hotel in L.A. She is the first African-American to win an Oscar, 1939.
19278 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2024
Name a greater victory than that
19276 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2024
Feel like this belongs here
19271 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2024
Apparently this band was offered by Rockstar to use their song in GTA 6 but refused because it was for $7500 in exchange for future royalties
19268 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2024
Opinions on Anne Hathaway’s Catwoman?
19267 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2024
My favorite explanation of "antiwork"
19265 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2024
He’s not wrong 🤷‍♂️
19262 upvotes • comment • jun 16, 2024
This picture of Conor McGregor and his wife Dee Devlin leaving court today
19259 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2024
Krampus Parade in Norway
19258 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2024
They're like animals
19253 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2024
Rebels in Mali Display Ukrainian Flag After Wagner Defeat
19252 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2024
Poor kid
19247 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2024
Musk said he bought twitter bc the previous owners were “too political,” but apparently what he meant was ‘too powerful’
19246 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2024
New video more clearly shows Connecticut Sun player Dijonai Carrington poking Caitlin Clark in the eye during the early stages of their first round playoff matchup. The play resulted in Clark getting a black eye
19246 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2024
meirl
19246 upvotes • comment • jun 10, 2024
Sharing my Easter cake with three friends: One already ate his "equally and fairly“ share.
19244 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2024
Dead loop of Olga Korbut 1972 Olympics
19243 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2024
Fly Emir8s - and get your non-profit’s 20 iPads confiscated
19239 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2024
Staying true to the grind
19235 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2024
Team building event at Boeing
19233 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2024
The difference between an alligator (left) and a crocodile (right).
19230 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2024
Saquon Barkley with a magical set of moves and a backwards hurdle
19230 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2024
Have a cold, so I got myself some Claritin… what the fuck is this
19229 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2024
TIL Keanu Reeves has donated more than $31 million for cancer research!
19228 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2024
Bro is glad the camera was rolling
19226 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2024
A ride with a view
19224 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2024
More than half of Republicans believe Haitians are eating pets: poll
19219 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2024
TIL: In 2018, Samsung had a historic "Fat-Finger" error where it accidentally gave every employee $9 million worth of shares in the company. The total amount distributed was $100billion more than 30x their market cap. Within 37minutes, 16 employees sold and the stock tanked 11%.
19219 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2024
2meirl4meirl
19218 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2024
Biden tells Hill Democrats he ‘declines’ to step aside and says it’s time for party drama ‘to end’
19217 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2024
MrBeast just built 100 homes for poor families around the world
19214 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2024
Straight to jail
19210 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2024
Cop tickets a driver for speeding, but excuses himself for speeding
19206 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2024
Trump wearing Proud Boy Colors
19201 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2024
Trump Won With Misinformed, Naive, Low-Info Voters
19201 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2024
Harris cracks a beer with Stephen Colbert on ‘The Late Show’
19201 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2024
Two inmates in separate cells managed to conceive a child without ever meeting. They passed semen through the air vents using a makeshift line made of bedding, and the woman used a yeast infection applicator to inseminate herself. Against all odds, it worked, and the baby was born healthy
19200 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2024
The point of the sentence flew over Mr. Musk's head
19195 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2024
One of the terrorists behind Moscow shooting in court today. Barely coherent, torture signs on face, plastic bag that they used to strangle him still on his neck.
19194 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2024
AITAH for pointing out my GF's bad hygiene?
19193 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2024
I opened up to my GF, she dumped me
19191 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2024
Romanian elections: How a few hundred accounts coordinated on telegram can sway the algorithm and an election.
19189 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2024
“I Voted” Sticker is Different this year
19189 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2024
First Lady Jill Biden and Flavor Flav attended the Olympics to watch the USA women's water polo
19186 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2024
Just take it out of my check
19185 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2024
Musk PAC tells Philadelphia judge the $1 million sweepstakes winners are not chosen by chance
19180 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2024
Humanity has been destroyed by the internet.
19178 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2024
Former Trump aide Steve Bannon ordered to jail by July 1 after bail revoked
19175 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2024
I guess the checkered flag was too colourful
19175 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2024
Coral that closes when it feels unsafe
19175 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2024
remnants of an F-16 after hitting the ground at 600+ kts.
19173 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2024
My classmate rode 15 kilometres on an electrical scooter shile sitting on a folding chair
19173 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2024
So many facepalms
19171 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2024
When did six figures suddenly become not enough?
19168 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2024
Researchers from the University of Cambridge have developed the Third Thumb, a robotic prosthetic that significantly enhances hand functionality
19167 upvotes • comment • jun 01, 2024
An albino Alligator, only around 100 exist
19164 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2024
Kitesurfer survives pitbull attack on Argentinian beach
19164 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2024
Trump perhaps tried to AI-generate comrade Kamala pic but people are seeing Kamario instead
19163 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2024
meirl
19162 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2024
What's the best financial advice you've ever gotten?
19157 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2024
My mom called me, she’s been dead for 6 months and her phone number is no longer in use on her old phone.
19156 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2024
No way they don’t realize what they’re doing.
19155 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2024
Hello??? The call is coming from inside the house
19154 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2024
An official device to cause a train derailment
19147 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2024
TIL Japan's monarchy is the oldest continuous hereditary monarchy in the world, recognizing 126 monarchs, and dating back to February 11, 660BCE with mythical beginnings. However, the current dynasty has no name and it's members have no family name and are simply referred to as the Imperial House.
19146 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2024
Sandy Hook survivors graduate from high school
19146 upvotes • comment • jun 13, 2024
Tim Walz just ended JD Vance
19145 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2024
My school put up whiteboards to stop vandalism in the toilet rooms
19140 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2024
Don’t
19138 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2024
Peter what did Jack do to get vilified?
19132 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2024
Trump Launches Another Attack on Judge’s Daughter, This Time with Photos
19132 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2024
An amazing gentleman!
19131 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2024
Survival Of The Fittest:
19128 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2024
Haircut mishap
19128 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2024
Keanu Reeves is the best!!
19125 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2024
The perfect trip does not exis...
19114 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2024
Drill falls down the hole on an oil rig
19111 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2024