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All political posts are banned until after the US election!
29500 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2024
Angel of Death
29497 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2024
I don't know what to say
29495 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2024
I quit my $8/hr job and started streaming 2 months ago. This month I made enough to pay all of my expenses.
29482 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2024
Left my elephant at my cousin's house, she went on vacation and sent me this. I've had it for 35 yrs
29482 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2024
This is some holy shit
29468 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2024
Elon Musk’s mom says cheating for Trump isn’t ‘illegal.’ Twitter fires back: ‘You’re just as dumb as your son’
29463 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2024
Apple got the idea of a desktop interface from Xerox. Later, Steve Jobs accused Bill Gates of stealing the idea from Apple. Gates said,"Well, Steve, it's like we both had this wealthy neighbor named Xerox. I broke into his house to steal the TV, only to find out you had already taken it."
29453 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2024
No holding back here.
29453 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2024
The store manager gave some food to an exhausted bird, and soon after the place was filled with bird Hollywoods
29449 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2024
Smarts. He has it.
29445 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2024
Stupid kid breaks glass table
29431 upvotes • comment • jun 13, 2024
My freshly washed cat went outside and sat on the trash
29431 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2024
Using words you read on the internet without looking them up first
29431 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2024
He faked every single one of them including the cameraman.
29427 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2024
"No active warrants"
29422 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2024
Imane Khelif's statement after winning today following the misinformation campaign, lies, and attacks against her
29420 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2024
Xbox revealed an official Deadpool controller with butt cheeks on the back
29420 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2024
Putin is ready to launch invasion of Nato nations to test West, warns Polish spy boss
29413 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2024
Pete Buttigieg debated 25 undecided voters and it went even better than you're thinking
29410 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2024
In 2000, 19 year old Kevin Hines jumped from the Golden Gate Bridge and fell 220 feet at 75 miles per hour, resulting in his back being broken. He was saved from drowning by a sea lion who kept him afloat until rescuers could reach him. He is now a motivational speaker at 42 years old.
29407 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2024
what game is this?
29405 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2024
Men's 400M Final
29403 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2024
Loosing something of value on a busy highway
29389 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2024
Rapex a tube-shaped anti rape device with internal barbs, inserted by a woman similar to a tampon.
29389 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2024
Absolute legend
29379 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2024
Don't you forget about me Elf [OC]
29375 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2024
Fellas, is it gay to like women?
29372 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2024
i work in low-income/mental health housing, and a tenant fixed our hallway trash bin after accidentally breaking it
29370 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2024
This is someone who was actually shot in the ear.
29369 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2024
FCC Reinstates Net Neutrality In A Blow To Internet Service Providers
29349 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2024
Bro is not ready to take a small one, negotiating for a big fish.
29345 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2024
🔥Massive Flooding In Dubai
29345 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2024
After lots of attention and playing on a quiet day, I told our pub dog that I needed to go home
29344 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2024
Hotel guest throws object at hotel employee. Immediate regret, the clerk was not having it.
29341 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2024
You can't make this shit up.
29340 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2024
Guy testing a 20000 watt light bulb
29332 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2024
200$ for you then
29328 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2024
What is a real geographic feature of earth that most looks like lazy world building?
29326 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2024
Oldy but a goody
29325 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2024
Imane Khelif has just announced that she is taking legal action for the harassment she has suffered
29323 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2024
Verne Troyer posing behind one of Shaquille O’Neal’s sneakers
29316 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2024
TIL that when Domino’s Pizza entered the Italian market in 2015, the company had an ambitious plan of opening 880 outlets across the country by 2030. It got as far as opening 29 branches, that were all closed by 2022
29310 upvotes • comment • jun 22, 2024
Trump kissing Miss Universe Olivia Culpo
29310 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2024
FBI Is Not Fully Convinced Trump Was Struck by a Bullet
29304 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2024
Winner got the best prize
29298 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2024
Yeah, A Bit Embarrassing.
29296 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2024
Can't like fit girls without being gay...
29295 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2024
The new all-gender bathrooms at SeaTac are SHOCKING
29295 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2024
What advice would you give this person?
29292 upvotes • comment • jun 01, 2024
Alec Baldwin's Immediate Reaction After Learning Prosecutor Called Him a Cock Sucker
29290 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2024
Meeting with the Internet: North Korean soldier reportedly caught watching girls dancing whole day
29288 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2024
That's gotta burn
29283 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2024
Smart or dumb?
29282 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2024
Temperature of my artificial grass in Phoenix today.
29281 upvotes • comment • jun 07, 2024
The Other End’s Hellish Halloweek
29279 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2024
Aerial footage of "Taharrush Gamea" (collective harassment) in which large groups of people crowd together in an attempt to sexually harass women in public
29277 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2024
Women who prefer male friends are generally perceived by other women as less trustworthy, more sexually promiscuous, and greater threats to romantic relationships, suggests a new study.
29277 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2024
Under construction home collapsed during a storm near Houston, Texas yesterday
29276 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2024
College football mascot
29272 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2024
Kind human helping geese cross the street in traffic
29266 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2024
Microplastics found in every male testicle
29263 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2024
My landlords “carpenter” hooked us up with this beauty today.. 🙃
29257 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2024
My Middle School Kid’s Text To Me that was Supposedly Urgent
29249 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2024
Finally..
29248 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2024
Gotta be self sufficient
29248 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2024
Resister sisters
29246 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2024
Spotted outside Trump International Hotel in NYC
29242 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2024
"Save DT's Life Gun Reform Bill"
29240 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2024
broke for eternity
29238 upvotes • comment • jun 05, 2024
So, who won the Memelympics 2024?
29220 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2024
A Random Dude Sucker Punched A Security Guy.
29214 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2024
Ukrainian soldier after being released from Russian captivity
29211 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2024
No wonder aliens won't visit us
29205 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2024
8 dead, thousands injured after pagers explode across Lebanon: Health officials
29201 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2024
Maggie Smith and Leonardo DiCaprio on kiss cam
29199 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2024
After 30 years of depression stealing away my life. I decided to fight for it. 50 lbs down.
29195 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2024
My dad just sent me this picture- he’s seeking advice on how to get rid of it.
29192 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2024
“I love the poorly educated”- DJT
29159 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2024
This photo my kid’s daycare sent us of him helping them bake a cake.
29133 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2024
This apartment in Istanbul has figures from 3 empires and 1 republic that ruled the city, all being built on top of each other.
29119 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2024
US Congress applauding the bill moving forward to help Ukraine
29113 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2024
Record levels of divorced dad
29112 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2024
The very detailed imprint on my leg left by my hand while I was sleeping
29106 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2024
Should there be higher taxes?
29103 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2024
Megachurch pastor tells congregation to "vote like Jesus" by supporting Trump. FFRF is demanding the IRS revoke the church's tax-exempt status.
29102 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2024
California says restaurants must bake all of their add-on fees into menu prices
29102 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2024
Where’re my “f*ck it- one load” crew?
29102 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2024
TIL that while great apes can learn hundreds of sign-language words, they never ask questions.
29101 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2024
Firefighters are amazing
29099 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2024
Holding out for a hero
29099 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2024
Woody Smile :D
29096 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2024
madlad
29093 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2024
Taliban official mocks US for rejecting Kamala Harris: ‘Americans are not ready to hand over’ country ‘to a woman.’
29088 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2024
This explains some things
29083 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2024
In 2012, Lenovo CEO Yang Yuanging received a $3 million bonus for the company’s financial success. Rather than keeping it, he shared it with 10,000 lower-level employees, including production-line workers and assistants, giving each around $314. Yang repeated this gesture in 2013.
29070 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2024
Taylor Swift has donated enough money to cover the food bills for an entire year across 11 food banks and & community pantries in Liverpool. She has done this for every city she’s toured in the UK meaning she’s done more than the govt has in 14 years to eradicate food poverty.
29039 upvotes • comment • jun 30, 2024
JD Vance Beardless
29035 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2024
Daughter sent to life in jail for the murder of both parents, who she had hid the body in her house for 4 years
29028 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2024
Imane Khelif has just announced that she is taking legal action for the harassment she has suffered
29025 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2024