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In Forrest Gump (1994), Lieutenant Dan mocks Forrest, saying "If you're ever a shrimp boat captain, that's the day I'm an astronaut!" Later, when he shows Forrest the new legs lifting him off the ground, he taps them with his cane and says "Titanium alloy. It's what they use on the space shuttle."
32322 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2024
I'm not always a fan of The Washington Post, but you have to give them credit for this one.
32320 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2024
Life is tough for everyone
32311 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2024
President Biden meets with President-elect Trump in the Oval Office on November 13
32308 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2024
My gf pays €8,99 for 3 pieces of sushi and only eats the inside..
32305 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2024
A bathroom, 275 feet below the ground. Mammoth Cave National Park, USA.
32298 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2024
Insane side profile
32297 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2024
Do as we say..
32290 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2024
Flat Earther encounters wife
32267 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2024
Due to a 1996 agreement, both India and China army personnel can only use stick and stone during border escalation, so during 2021 issue this is how both armies fought.
32266 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2024
You love to see it
32260 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2024
My kid told me "Mom, I LOVED my sandwich today!!" I opened his lunch box and:
32260 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2024
Is this your card?
32260 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2024
Trump Abruptly Cancels Another Mainstream TV Interview
32255 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2024
The Austin Powers series is a parody of early James Bond movies, this is emphasised by the fact Austin respects a women’s consent
32253 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2024
London criminal explains how he steals phones.
32249 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2024
My self-converted school bus
32248 upvotes • comment • jun 17, 2024
Our washing machine identifies as a sl*t after it's done washing
32236 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2024
Nice flight
32234 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2024
YSK that Alcohol is a known human carcinogen according to every reputable health organization known to man
32234 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2024
Bitcoin Hit 100k
32221 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2024
Doctor
32212 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2024
The burnt concert hall in Moscow after the terrorists' attack
32209 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2024
This Time We Have to Hold the Democratic Party Elite Responsible for This Catastrophe
32195 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2024
Trump had a literal 40 minute dance party instead of answering questions
32192 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2024
GEICO is Terminating Insurance Coverage of Tesla Cybertrucks, Says “This Type of Vehicle Doesn't Meet Our Underwriting Guidelines”
32191 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2024
Parents react to Their Baby's First Steps
32191 upvotes • comment • jun 01, 2024
Continually funny that Elon’s simps only post AI pictures of him because he looks like this
32182 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2024
Dave Grohl of Foo Fighters has baby outside of his marriage
32178 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2024
Never even bothered with 4K
32172 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2024
Chuck Feeney is the billionaire who gave it all away. After spending his life working tirelessly to accumulate a fortune of $8 billion, his net worth dropped down to $2 million in 2020 after donating 99,97% of his wealth to charitable causes.
32166 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2024
I hate this.
32159 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2024
Efficient af.
32154 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2024
5pounds fat vs 5 pounds of muscle
32154 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2024
A miner at his evening meal, 1937
32147 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2024
Melania 'hates' her husband and secretly hopes Kamala Harris wins: Ex-Trump official
32146 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2024
European Parliament just passed the Forced Labour Ban, prohibiting products made with forced labour into the EU. 555 votes in favor, 6 against and 45 abstentions. Huge consequences for countries like China and India
32145 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2024
This guy made my pizza. I noticed after he put my pizza in the oven.
32139 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2024
Sen. Robert Menendez guilty on all counts
32135 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2024
Shovel knight, the slayer of alligators
32120 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2024
Trump-Lover Elon Musk Is Already Causing Kamala Harris Problems People are having trouble following Harris’s campaign X (formerly Twitter) account.
32114 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2024
The door to the dining area of the Alcobaça Monastery in Portugal was made narrow so that monks who got too fat were forced to go into fasting.
32097 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2024
Heroes of the ocean
32095 upvotes • comment • jun 28, 2024
Father disciplines his daughter
32094 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2024
The suburb of Budapest has built a luxurious kindergarten that suspiciously looks like a private residence - with €550K of EU money. It doesn't accept any children.
32092 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2024
Out-fucking-rageous that a teacher ever has to voice this
32088 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2024
Liz Cheney Tells George W. Bush to Endorse Kamala Harris: ‘It’s Time’
32086 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2024
Trump saluting..
32081 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2024
How can you be this desperate? J.D Vance, Trump’s VP pick.
32077 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2024
We are all fools!
32076 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2024
I’m a single mom of two. My ex asked if another man helped me put up my Christmas decorations.
32073 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2024
She got robbed
32070 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2024
Liz Cheney endorses Harris for president
32068 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2024
They do!
32067 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2024
My gas better be $2.00 by February or else...
32063 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2024
Vivid imagination.
32059 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2024
Paris mayor swims in Seine to prove water purity ahead of Olympics
32056 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2024
Should Corporations like Pepsi be banned from suing poor people for growing food?
32048 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2024
Still be gay
32038 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2024
me_irl
32036 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2024
Chef Jose Andres says Israel targeted his aid workers 'systematically, car by car'
32034 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2024
Wavy Head.
32017 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2024
Trump questions whether Harris is 'Black' at conference of Black journalists
32016 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2024
Alleged
32004 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2024
Big clock energy
31997 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2024
Tim Walz’s kids doing bunny ears behind him while he’s on national TV at the DNC
31995 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2024
Sooo... a cat I don't know decided to come up on my porch and have kittens?
31990 upvotes • comment • jun 01, 2024
go for it
31990 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2024
Man paints house in rainbow colors, then gets criticized because it isn’t inclusive enough.
31986 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2024
Elon Musk says too many game studios are owned by giant corporations so his giant corporation is going to start a studio to 'make games great again'
31974 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2024
Elon Musk a no show at start of court hearing on $1 million voter giveaway
31970 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2024
Colombian hitwoman known as “The Doll” detained for multiple murders, including ex-bf
31962 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2024
Well...
31961 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2024
Not a frog. Noted.
31958 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2024
There was a moving worm in my pizza at a fancy restaurant in italy
31955 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2024
The lawsuit accusing Trump of raping a 13-year-old girl, explained
31952 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2024
We had 6 sliders left over from dinner last night, and this is how my fiance stored the leftovers...
31951 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2024
Trump, 78, says Obama, 63, is ‘exhausted’ and ‘looks old’
31949 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2024
Claim Denial Rates by U.S. Insurance Company
31942 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2024
10 day timelapse of birds moving into a very elaborate nest, making it their home and laying their eggs.
31931 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2024
Sonic 3
31930 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2024
settler stealing a Palestinian’s home, and tried to hand the man his own milk
31922 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2024
The OceanGate sub on the seabed near the Titanic. This picture was made official today
31918 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2024
Trump's head movement during the shooting was incredibly lucky
31896 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2024
Dubai's artificial rain which happens because of cloud seeding
31891 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2024
Local gas station had cigarettes on sale for $2 because they "are old" and "wouldn't sell".
31888 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2024
My girlfriend and I kissing in front of hate preachers at South Carolina Pride
31888 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2024
When you realize you’re going to prison for the rest of your life
31883 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2024
Google fined $20,565,635,200,000,003,000,000,000,000,000,000 by Russian TV channels.
31876 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2024
Tom Hanks asks his son, Chet, to explain to him the Kendrick and Drake feud
31875 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2024
TIL a mathematics professor at Stanford University was murdered by his doctoral student who had been trying to get a PhD for 19 years.
31875 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2024
TIL a young couple in Japan divorce and remarry each other every 3 years to take turns using their family names, all because they can't come into agreement on which last name to use.
31868 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2024
America: Debt Free by 2013
31858 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2024
Imagine being able to make stone look soft.
31852 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2024
Rishi Sunak makes a speech outside 10 Downing Street after a historic loss
31850 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2024
The sheer level of restraint here
31846 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2024
Unleash hell
31845 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2024
Japans first privately developed rocket explodes seconds after lift off
31841 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2024
Vinesh Phogat has been disqualified from Paris Olympics as she weighed 100 grams more than 50kg, She will miss out on the medal and will be ranked last
31835 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2024
me_irl
31826 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2024