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  1. OpenAI Will Shut Down Sora Video Platform

    21156 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2026

  2. Met on the underground, took the picture just in time

    21150 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2026

  3. SNL shades Timothee Chalamet for making comments about ballet and opera being outdated while ‘on a press tour for his movie about…ping pong’

    21146 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2026

  4. Meirl

    21141 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2026

  5. Iran says it will ‘irreversibly destroy’ Middle East infrastructure if US attacks energy sites

    21137 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2026

  6. What do women want

    21129 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2026

  7. White House Staffers ‘Baffled’ Over Trump Claiming Iran Gave Him a Prize Related to Strait of Hormuz: ‘Trump was uncharacteristically tight-lipped about the gift, describing it only as ‘a very big present, worth a tremendous amount of money’

    21121 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2026

  8. TIL The United States attempted permanent Daylight Savings Time in 1974. They retracted the law within a year.

    21094 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2026

  9. Judge tosses lawsuit against companies who stopped advertising on X

    21089 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2026

  10. OnlyFans Owner Dead at 43

    21085 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2026

  11. Me_irl

    21073 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2026

  12. Michael B. Jordan Wins Best Leading Actor for 'Sinners' + Full Speech at the Oscars

    21041 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2026

  13. Former Marine Sergeant dragged out of Congress for protesting war with Iran [OC]

    21035 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2026

  14. 17 years of idiocy

    21027 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2026

  15. U.S. Confirms Overnight Loss of Three F-15E Fighter Jets in the Region; Replacement Cost: $117,000,000 each

    21008 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2026

  16. Is it alive?

    20997 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2026

  17. [OC] I'm a courtroom sketch artist. Here's my rendition of Afroman on the stand from this past week.

    20997 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2026

  18. Brazilian soccer player shares a situation involving his wife,Chappell Roan and his stepdaughter (Jude Law’s daughter)

    20980 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2026

  19. Peter?

    20974 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2026

  20. White House Confronted Over Huge Bets Made Minutes Before Trump’s Big War Move

    20917 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2026

  21. Nothing in nature is stronger than a mother

    20892 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2026

  22. Iranian warship sunk by the US was sailing home after taking part in an exhibition hosted by India

    20876 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2026

  23. Corner bed energy

    20867 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2026

  24. Trump Presidential Library Fund Paid by Companies He Sued Has Dissolved With No Public Accounting

    20865 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2026

  25. Sharpening a Japanese blade(wait for it)

    20861 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2026

  26. OnlyFans Owner Leonid Radvinsky Dies from Cancer at 43

    20852 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2026

  27. AITA for telling my wife that she will be driving the extra distance since she is the one that got our daughter banned from daycare

    20832 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2026

  28. TIL in episodic television, there are some episodes called "bottle episodes", which are produced cheaply and restricted in scope to use as few actors, effects and sets as possible. Notable shows that have these episodes are Star Trek: The Next Generation, Friends, Breaking Bad, Community, and so on.

    20825 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2026

  29. Fuck Nick Cannon

    20811 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2026

  30. Missing cat sitting right next to its missing cat poster [OC]

    20808 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2026

  31. Gentlemen, I need you.

    20807 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2026

  32. Husband opens a new sponge every 3 days cause “they become gross”

    20783 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2026

  33. Proof that a little empathy goes a long way.

    20774 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2026

  34. A waymo temporarily blocks an ambulance

    20771 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2026

  35. Trump ousts Noem as frustrations build among White House officials, GOP lawmakers

    20770 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2026

  36. Little things go a long way 🌟

    20732 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2026

  37. The child will remember this forever

    20727 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2026

  38. I got a buzz cut that I liked, but my grandpa said I look like a “concentration camp victim”.

    20713 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2026

  39. Structures that look like faces

    20680 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2026

  40. TIL in 2024 an 18-year-old man was stuck in a Honda Pilot that was inexplicably accelerating without his foot on the gas and could not be slowed by its brakes or e-brake. He and the Pilot reached 113mph before a controlled collision safely ended his unplanned 20-minute drive across state lines.

    20660 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2026

  41. Clavicular ends and walks out of his Channel 5 interview with Andrew Callaghan after Andrew reveals he’s satisfied with how he looks and doesn’t need looksmaxxing

    20658 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2026

  42. A&W have joined the burger wars!

    20654 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2026

  43. Meirl

    20623 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2026

  44. What's that, Peter?

    20619 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2026

  45. This is what Centrism has got us...

    20588 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2026

  46. Trump, 79, Displays Worrying New Skin Condition

    20582 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2026

  47. Hillary Clinton goes off on Republicans after it’s revealed unauthorized images of her were released: I'm done with this. If you guys are doing that, I am done. You can hold me in contempt from now until the cows come home. This is just typical behavior.

    20574 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2026

  48. Kristi Noem stole $143M of US tax payers money, by funnelling it through no-bid contracts to her friends operative-tied biz that doesn’t have a HQ or even website

    20556 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2026

  49. A pig trembling in a slaughterhouse truck. Their eyes are just like ours.

    20529 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2026

  50. The way she plays the jawharp

    20477 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2026

  51. Miss Thailand's teeth fall out on stage

    20474 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2026

  52. You can see my dad's decline into dementia in these sketches of sailing ships over the last few months.

    20419 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2026

  53. Elijah Wood surprises everyone at a Hobbit/Lord of the Rings themed wedding

    20417 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2026

  54. Venezuela beats Team USA 3-2 to win their first ever World Baseball Classic Title

    20409 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2026

  55. 🔥A Secretary bird which is a bird of prey native to Africa.

    20406 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2026

  56. ICE already causing havoc at SFO

    20393 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2026

  57. [OC] Gay male marriages are the most stable over the long term

    20392 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2026

  58. A sign of the times

    20383 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2026

  59. I don’t even want to be around anymore

    20378 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2026

  60. Meirl

    20372 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2026

  61. History lessons

    20358 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2026

  62. U.S. military says all 6 airmen in refueling aircraft that crashed in Iraq are dead

    20354 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2026

  63. TMZ asks followers to take photos of Congress members enjoying spring break following nationwide airport delays: “While TSA workers are wondering how they will pay their bills, Congress members will be vacationing for spring break… Send it to TMZ so we can properly put them on BLAST.”

    20332 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2026

  64. Lack of eye-que

    20317 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2026

  65. As war rages in the Middle East, gas prices skyrocket, and jobs disappear, Donald Trump is golfing.

    20316 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2026

  66. The day after I found her behind a restaurant.

    20307 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2026

  67. Alysa Liu for Teen Vogue; Photography by Erika Long

    20305 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2026

  68. Supreme Court rules against Colorado ban on 'conversion therapy' for LGBTQ kids

    20281 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2026

  69. Bro Woke Up and Chose Generosity

    20280 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2026

  70. We could try a slice of pizza on Fridays?

    20278 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2026

  71. Clavicular made it to snl

    20274 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2026

  72. The difference between Bipedal vs Humanoid

    20264 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2026

  73. Watch kids in Gaza finally get to enjoy a moment of happiness as they watch Ratatouill, thanks to a group of paracyclists bringing the cinema experience to kids living in camps in Gaza. "Our mobile cinema is moving between camps to spread moments of joy."

    20264 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2026

  74. That was truly a pointless war

    20223 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2026

  75. A lady comes into the bookstore I work at every so often and buys hundreds of dollars worth of books (sometimes multiple copies of the same one) and returns a month later ordering returns for all of them without a receipt. Many are damaged and not even sold here. She’s trying to use us as a library.

    20210 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2026

  76. French aircraft carrier Charles de Gaulle was located by Le Monde journalists through the Strava app of an officer jogging on the ship's deck

    20197 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2026

  77. Care workers surprise 94-year-old veteran with a pillow of his wife's face after seeing he slept next to her photograph

    20188 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2026

  78. [Sad trope] A character lies to someone who's dying so their final moments will be more pleasant

    20181 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2026

  79. What do you think will immediately happen when everyone receives the push notification that Trump died?

    20175 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2026

  80. Did her husband inform her that she's married🥴

    20168 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2026

  81. Hey Peter, who are they?

    20160 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2026

  82. You were supposed to stop them, not join them

    20153 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2026

  83. Bro thinks they can just Mad Max a couple million barrels of crude through the deserts of Oman every day

    20131 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2026

  84. Photo edit requests you wouldn’t expect 😂

    20126 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2026

  85. Trump Secretly Selling Venezuelan Crude

    20120 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2026

  86. 16 years ago today I finished my duct tape pants

    20111 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2026

  87. 500 pound man hoisted out of a 15 foot hole on a construction site in Pomona, California

    20098 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2026

  88. My credit score fell 13pts because I made the final payment on my car loan (never missed a payment too)

    20080 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2026

  89. Musk says taxing every billionaire at 100% would barely make a dent in the national debt. Bernie says tax them 5% and you're $3,000 richer

    20050 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2026

  90. Easter eggs SLASHED even further as shoppers point blank refuse to buy Cadburys saying ‘the taste has changed’ and ‘it isn’t even chocolate anymore’ ❤️

    20048 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2026

  91. New old cars? Hell yes.

    20045 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2026

  92. lran has the highest female to male ratio in universities among all of the sovereign nations. More than 70% of students in engineering and pure sciences are women.

    20035 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2026

  93. me_irl

    20031 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2026

  94. Gas station near my place had to improvise because they never thought we’d reach triple digits.

    20011 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2026

  95. Daniel Radcliffe won't wear Alysa Liu's gold medal because: “Wearing it feels like stolen valor”

    20003 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2026

  96. Pete Hegseth likely just broke federal and international law.

    20003 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2026

  97. meirl

    19986 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2026

  98. Petah?

    19949 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2026

  99. Former Red Dead Redemption 2 Developer reaction to the DLSS 5: "Whoa. Hold on. No, no, no. This isn't just some lighting, dude. What the f... this is like a complete AI re-render. You're no longer looking at the game anymore. This is scary."

    19937 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2026

  100. Discovering his daughter is a bully and taking accountability as a parent.

    19920 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2026