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  1. TIL about the "Dark Forest Hypothesis," which suggests the universe is like a dark forest at night. Advanced civilizations intentionally stay silent and hidden, because any species that reveals its location risks immediate destruction by older, paranoid civilizations.

    35756 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2026

  2. Marine Sgt. Brian McGuinness stood up in Congress to say “No one wants to fight for Israel”

    35751 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2026

  3. If wrestling is fake explain this

    35704 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2026

  4. Pantropical spotted dolphin jumping 15ft into the air

    35700 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2026

  5. What's the best meme u have seen in this war

    35634 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2026

  6. Damn she wasn’t even alive when he was playing Spiderman 💀

    35594 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2026

  7. Vietnam War traps explained without filters by guide, a Vietnamese veteran at the Cu Chi Tunnels.

    35555 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2026

  8. Meirl

    35527 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2026

  9. I did it. Still learning to love it.

    35428 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2026

  10. Retired people going shopping

    35399 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2026

  11. He randomly started cuddling me tonight, and being extremely affectionate. So weird for him! Sound on!

    35344 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2026

  12. If you flip over the steelbook cover for the film “Knives Out” (2019), the knives point to the murderer!

    35343 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2026

  13. Jasmine Crockett has conceded and asked for full support to turn TX Senate Blue in November!

    35340 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2026

  14. After 4 years… I finally rang the bell. I’m CANCER FREE 🎗️

    35318 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2026

  15. Masahisa Fukase photographed his wife, Yōko Wanibe, every morning from the window of their apartment in Tokyo as she left for work.

    35298 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2026

  16. Favorite actor who was supposed to promote "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" in 2002 and instead used every opportunity to tell people that the Iraq War was not a good idea?

    35227 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2026

  17. The US (And the rest of the world) will unfortunately lose this war

    35223 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2026

  18. Our favorite CEO has now been caught spitting out his chicken sandwich

    35147 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2026

  19. Air Canada employees form an honour guard for the repatriation of the pilots who lost their lives

    35142 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2026

  20. [OC] If you do this, the people you’re inconveniencing should be able to break off the hitch and shove it up your ass.

    35140 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2026

  21. Ben Stiller and Rob Schneider divorce incoming?

    35009 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2026

  22. Hillary Clinton to House Oversight: You have made little effort to call the people who show up most prominently in the Epstein files. And when you did, not a single Republican member showed up for Les Wexner's deposition.

    34909 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2026

  23. Common Grandma W 🙂‍↕️🌟

    34879 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2026

  24. [OC] United States Army breakfast

    34839 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2026

  25. Church is using a bible as a door stopper

    34834 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2026

  26. My pupils became asymmetrical during a cluster headache

    34800 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2026

  27. Sad being single? Atleast you are not this guy

    34752 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2026

  28. Erika Kirk appointed to Air Force Academy board

    34737 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2026

  29. We are fucked

    34729 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2026

  30. Blumenthal: "It looks more and more likely there will be boots on the ground and we have no idea what the goals of this war are."

    34693 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2026

  31. US aircraft leave Spain after government says bases cannot be used for Iran attacks

    34679 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2026

  32. Trump cancels sanctions against countries buying Russian oil

    34674 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2026

  33. Jorginho, a soccer player, posted a story criticizing Chappell Roan and her team for their treatment of his 11-year old stepdaughter at a hotel in Sao Paulo

    34590 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2026

  34. How me and AI collaborate at work

    34575 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2026

  35. Ordered takeout, found a battery in my food

    34416 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2026

  36. Tulsi Gabbard stuns senator by saying it’s not her job to ‘determine what is ... an imminent threat’ to the US

    34381 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2026

  37. Always someone else's fault.

    34347 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2026

  38. Iranian hackers publish personal emails and images from Kash Patel’s Gmail account. Pictures from Havana, Cuba were published. Most were with cigars.

    34319 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2026

  39. GOP senator allegedly breaks Marine’s hand during protest against Iran war

    34319 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2026

  40. Elon Musk misled Twitter investors ahead of $44 billion acquisition, jury says

    34311 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2026

  41. These are known as Asperitas clouds

    34182 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2026

  42. One just became a dad while the other has been one all along🥹✨

    34139 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2026

  43. Indian billionare's mansion atop a skyscraper in Banglore, India

    34130 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2026

  44. My Apartment is now charging a convenience fee to pay my rent

    34117 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2026

  45. Got a street cat to catch a mouse in the house

    34060 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2026

  46. Source: trust me bro (mom edition)

    34053 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2026

  47. They trap your car at the highway ramp, then walk up once you’re stuck 😰

    34003 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2026

  48. Who coulda foreseen it? /s

    33989 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2026

  49. Celebrating his vault record with his dad.

    33951 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2026

  50. It is a miraculous moment captured by Google Street View.

    33941 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2026

  51. That's a Really Cool Dad

    33911 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2026

  52. A Teacher Showed Up At School With PlayStation 5 And Started Playing Assassin's Creed To Explain The Industrial Revolution.

    33898 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2026

  53. An Ice Cream Sandwich at the Tokyo Dome

    33888 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2026

  54. I’m sick and I want to see your cats. Mine is watching me like I’m contagious.

    33882 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2026

  55. Trump is blackmailed

    33840 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2026

  56. Epic Games Layoffs Included Terminally Ill Father, Whose Family Has Now Lost His Life Insurance

    33799 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2026

  57. OC: 'Apparently I’m an idiot’: Three-time Trump voter in Pennsylvania sounds off on Iran war

    33797 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2026

  58. Iranian state media say country's supreme leader is dead

    33761 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2026

  59. and we'll leave it at that..

    33760 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2026

  60. moreThanJustCoincidence

    33741 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2026

  61. Trump: "We call it a military operation, not a war. Because as a military operation I don't need approval from Congress. As a war you're supposed to get approval. So I call it a military operation."

    33716 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2026

  62. In China, Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping from an illegal transport truck and making their way home. They traveled 10.5 miles/17 km together, led by a corgi across highways and fields, now safely back with their respective owners.

    33693 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2026

  63. These TSA agents tell this woman they haven't been paid in over a month

    33692 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2026

  64. meirl

    33681 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2026

  65. Meirl

    33678 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2026

  66. meirl

    33559 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2026

  67. Policeman recognised his mom’s cooking after the first bite😭✨

    33548 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2026

  68. Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught.

    33542 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2026

  69. Edward snowden leaked classified documents revealing the existence of global surveillance programs in 2013. Now liveing in Russia.

    33478 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2026

  70. 7 years with my Middle Eastern girl

    33477 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2026

  71. Fetterman hit with brutal 108-point polling swing: ‘He is below the lowest of the low’

    33467 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2026

  72. Promises don't pay the bills

    33455 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2026

  73. France confirms oil crisis, says 30-40% Gulf energy infrastructure destroyed

    33435 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2026

  74. Chuck Norris promising the USA will have 1,000 years of darkness if Obama wins in 2012

    33387 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2026

  75. DOGE staffer responsible for flagging grants for ‘DEI’ struggles to define DEI

    33236 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2026

  76. Meirl

    33228 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2026

  77. Digging their own graves!!

    33200 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2026

  78. choose wisely

    33170 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2026

  79. Someone left a crate of weed outside my cafe

    33158 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2026

  80. Trump threatens to ‘blow up’ all water desalination plants in Iran

    33132 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2026

  81. Arrogance Meets Instant Reality

    33120 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2026

  82. Fuck it, we bald

    33119 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2026

  83. A contractor tears up the freshly poured concrete driveway after the homeowner refuses to pay.

    33068 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2026

  84. You shall not pass!!

    33062 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2026

  85. Grandkids broke the new basketball hoop 2 weeks in...

    33013 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2026

  86. Fair enough.

    32972 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2026

  87. Smart move

    32929 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2026

  88. Came home to two trees in my backyard mutiliated by a construction firm who acquired the lot behind my home

    32924 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2026

  89. My son is telling me he is coming in peace (OC)

    32908 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2026

  90. First Image of Timothée Chalamet in ‘DUNE: PART THREE’

    32896 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2026

  91. "We don't take cash". "We charge a 3% surcharge for card."

    32859 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2026

  92. Alex Pretti's mom Susan honors him on what would have been his 38th birthday: “When you lose your son, you lose more than a child you lose a piece of your heart and your joy. Life is forever altered, and nothing can ever fill that space. Yet in my soul, he remains, my precious boy, forever loved.”

    32830 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2026

  93. 42 year old male living solo.

    32789 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2026

  94. Being Taught US Civics 101 on Live TV

    32751 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2026

  95. An NFL player's fingers after playing for 14 seasons

    32737 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2026

  96. Jury sides with rapper Afroman in Adams County trial

    32724 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2026

  97. Aquatic plant producing oxygen. Good job, little dude.

    32696 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2026

  98. Pentagon preparing for weeks of ground operations in Iran, Washington Post reports

    32689 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2026

  99. Current Events

    32669 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2026

  100. My dad's computer mouse after five months of use...

    32662 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2026