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  1. McDonald's CEO insists he eats at the fast food chain 3-4 times a week in response to an "Instagram question" 👀 after a viral marketing video showed him seemingly reluctant to eat his own burgers

    13657 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2026

  2. Title says it all

    13647 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2026

  3. Can your rolls do this?

    13624 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2026

  4. Loved the fit of this skort, but all-beige felt too plain. Now it is ANT SKORT.

    13622 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2026

  5. 🔥A Mekong River dolphin aka Irrawaddy dolphin which is critically endangered.

    13616 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2026

  6. In 2012, 2 year old Maddox Derkosh was visiting the Pittsburgh Zoo when his mother ignored safety warnings and placed him atop a safety railing. Maddox then fell into the African Painted Dog enclosure, home to 11 animals. By the time a rescue was mounted, little of Maddox remained.

    13603 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2026

  7. Invincible (2021-present) teaches us that the #1 hardest job in the world is being a superhero, while the #2 hardest job is being an animator, apparently

    13603 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2026

  8. Watch Anthony Kiedis, Red Hot Chilli Pepper's singer, die inside

    13601 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2026

  9. It's kind of hilarious that they forgot that lannisters are blonde. It literally started the plot.

    13595 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2026

  10. A fried rice making machine

    13585 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2026

  11. Poland says ‘no’ to sending Patriot missile launcher to help US fight Iran

    13565 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2026

  12. Iranian pharmaceutical company specializing in cancer medication was destroyed in US-Israeli strikes

    13555 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2026

  13. Ms. Rachel Says ‘I Am Political’ as She Fights to Close ICE Facility in Texas That’s Detaining Children: ‘It’s Political to Believe Every Child Is Equal’

    13551 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2026

  14. 24 Subreddits came together to help purchase an anti-drone turret to protect Ukrainian civilians

    13551 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2026

  15. I didn’t even know I had high blood pressure.

    13547 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2026

  16. Apparently we brought home a hairy seal, not a golden retriever.

    13542 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2026

  17. Officer stopped to help stranded driver and this happened

    13538 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2026

  18. Christina Applegate Says ‘Anchorman’ Pay Offer Was Offensive, So Will Ferrell and Adam McKay Gave Her More Money From Their Own Salaries

    13521 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2026

  19. Favorite ship that fits this meme?

    13502 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2026

  20. WCGW taking your boat out on rough waters

    13493 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2026

  21. Balding since 15. Now I'm 19 and know my time has come.

    13486 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2026

  22. Stripper near military bases says young soldiers are coming in and blowing all their money saying they're getting deployed

    13486 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2026

  23. When life gives you one risky choice and one broke option.

    13480 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2026

  24. Which Game Have You Played The Most?

    13468 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2026

  25. He’s just a terrible person.

    13466 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2026

  26. US says it may be forced to shut down some airports over funding standoff

    13464 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2026

  27. Kelly Osbourne is becoming emaciated

    13461 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2026

  28. Meirl

    13455 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2026

  29. Most Americans think their fellow citizens are bad people, survey says

    13438 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2026

  30. White House App Found Tracking Users' Exact Location Every 4.5 Minutes via Third-Party Server

    13434 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2026

  31. Dogs of war (OC)

    13419 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2026

  32. Denmark warns of interference from Russia, US in its election

    13415 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2026

  33. Autistic madlad

    13406 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2026

  34. Hungry

    13401 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2026

  35. Find yourself a man who looks at you the way that my cat looks at my boyfriend

    13373 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2026

  36. Man in court for trespassing arrested for contempt of court

    13364 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2026

  37. "Help"

    13351 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2026

  38. A fan stole the show at Zara Larsson’s Brooklyn Night 1 Lush life dance

    13351 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2026

  39. Help me out guys

    13347 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2026

  40. (loved trope) fairly tame media, that gets horrifyingly real out of nowhere

    13337 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2026

  41. Favorite actor who lived long enough to become the villain?

    13327 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2026

  42. Iran ready to face US ground invasion, top lawmaker says | Caliber.Az

    13318 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2026

  43. petah help me out here, i don't get the last 2 panels :(

    13313 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2026

  44. Our favorite CEO has now been caught spitting out his chicken sandwich

    13306 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2026

  45. Nothing matters to him apart from his blind ambitions

    13301 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2026

  46. Israel backtracks after Italy leads outrage at denied access to Holy Sepulchre

    13295 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2026

  47. [OC] Adult

    13294 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2026

  48. A fun byproduct of living in Antarctica is that I can place an order on Black Friday and get it at the end of February

    13292 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2026

  49. Trump mulls 'winding down' war and leaving Strait of Hormuz crisis to 'other nations'

    13286 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2026

  50. Windows 12, No Thank You

    13265 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2026

  51. What kind of doctor is this?

    13262 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2026

  52. Next Question

    13262 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2026

  53. Love in its purest form :)

    13260 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2026

  54. Ex-Friend [OC]

    13253 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2026

  55. Judge blocks subpoenas against Fed Chair Jerome Powell, citing 'essentially zero evidence'

    13241 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2026

  56. She got the award!

    13234 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2026

  57. Doesn't apply to the retired.

    13218 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2026

  58. Elite geography knowledge

    13211 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2026

  59. My reaction seeing the top meme

    13195 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2026

  60. Memorial balloon released in Bernville, PA 3 days ago — I found it 350 miles away

    13192 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2026

  61. US orders 2,200 Marines on three warships to Middle East

    13175 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2026

  62. The largest-ever review of the safety and efficacy of cannabinoids across a range of mental health conditions — found no evidence that medicinal cannabis is effective in treating anxiety, depression or post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD).

    13143 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2026

  63. This bird looks like it's standing midair

    13139 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2026

  64. He stands like the front end of a centaur

    13137 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2026

  65. [OC] 1984 is now. Evil Company & Evil Administration

    13133 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2026

  66. Hitting molten metal with a shovel

    13133 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2026

  67. [Loved Trope] Finales that stick the landing so flawlessly they cement the series as an absolute masterpiece.

    13128 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2026

  68. Exercise scooter

    13121 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2026

  69. Just got defrosted this morning

    13119 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2026

  70. I was detained by ICE, one of the agents asked me out on a date and I feel scared

    13096 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2026

  71. I didn’t see that coming

    13092 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2026

  72. Man shoves a passenger toward an oncoming light rail train at Northgate station last week

    13092 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2026

  73. CEO of America’s largest public hospital system says he’s ready to replace radiologists with AI

    13092 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2026

  74. Is anyone else just...tired?

    13090 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2026

  75. Britney Spears Arrested in California for DUI

    13084 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2026

  76. A civilization 2,000 light-years away looking at Earth today would see the Roman Empire.

    13084 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2026

  77. Mate is smoking the elixer of wisdom

    13083 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2026

  78. TIL that before becoming an actor, Danny DeVito worked as a cosmetologist for dead bodies at a morgue, styling the hair of the deceased. He began this after a client of his died where he worked as a beautician at his sister's salon, and her family asked him to do her hair for her funeral.

    13083 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2026

  79. News Flash! Billionaire owned newspaper comes out against taxing Billionaires.

    13082 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2026

  80. Equivalent of NYC's population in the rural Northwest

    13074 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2026

  81. Final Jeopardy ends in a most unfortunate way

    13074 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2026

  82. TIL Grave of the Fireflies is based on the author's own experiences as a child and was written as a personal apology for not being able to save his younger sister Keiko.

    13072 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2026

  83. Decided to visit long distance gf and she decided she can’t commit to a relationship once I’m there

    13070 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2026

  84. Solar is winning the energy race. The world’s cheapest power source is scaling at warp speed, pushing coal, gas and nuclear aside.

    13069 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2026

  85. I miss the simple times

    13053 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2026

  86. Everything in 1/4 cup of lentils that wasn't lentils

    13048 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2026

  87. Why doesn't he show his id?

    13039 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2026

  88. Pamela Anderson then and now 90s and 2020s

    13014 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2026

  89. She's already in a vampire verse

    13007 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2026

  90. FLASHBACK: Trump Signs Executive Order Ending Birthright Citizenship For Everyone Born In U.S.

    12991 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2026

  91. Getting ready for the ladies

    12991 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2026

  92. When August Met Christine (Part 3/4) - Gator Days

    12991 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2026

  93. Drugged Out Uncle Crashes the Party

    12983 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2026

  94. SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY - Official Trailer | Exclusively In Cinemas 31 July

    12973 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2026

  95. lol

    12949 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2026

  96. She ate his soul with that kiss

    12943 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2026

  97. Demonstration of Total internal Reflection

    12924 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2026

  98. Attempting to clear a national record

    12908 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2026

  99. Truck driver replaces passenger seat with $6,000 sim driving rig, uses it to kill time while stuck in traffic

    12894 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2026

  100. Art that may have a subtle message just popped up in downtown Charlottesville

    12864 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2026