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Reddit (Feb 2018)

  1. MRW I'm playing Tic-Tac-toe with my Pops and no one wins.

    8604 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2018

  2. Loving cat

    8604 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2018

  3. Elon's humble roots

    8600 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2018

  4. Ken M on eBay

    8599 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2018

  5. Reddit promised us that the mods of The_Donald would delete death threats. A submission asking Trump supporters to invest in rope for hanging people has been up for two days.

    8597 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2018

  6. The Quickest Way To A Girl's Bed

    8597 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2018

  7. You see Comrade, capitalist pigdogs can't riot you if you riot them first (and then gulag)

    8594 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2018

  8. What are some things we do today that are going to be considered 'primitive' in 200 years?

    8593 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2018

  9. The Seven Five (2014) - “The film looks at police corruption in the 75th precinct of the NYPD during the 1980s. The documentary focuses around Michael Dowd, a former police officer of 10 years, who was arrested in 1992, leading to one of the largest police corruption scandals in NYC history.”

    8591 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2018

  10. Nice guy messages my mom when he doesn't get responses from my Insta, Facebook, or college email

    8590 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2018

  11. this crab shaped bell

    8590 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2018

  12. Custom-made Chain Wrench

    8590 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2018

  13. How to use Christian powers to slay your enemies

    8589 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2018

  14. I'm legally a Dad!!!

    8588 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2018

  15. This woman showing “progress” on juice plan she’s selling

    8585 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2018

  16. Landlord forgot to pay our water bill so our water was shut off. Is it fair to ask for a month's free water?

    8585 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2018

  17. But I am the senate.

    8584 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2018

  18. TIFU by lighting a jar of peanut butter on fire

    8582 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2018

  19. Someday there will be a Google Doodle celebrating Elon Musk's 100-and-something birthday

    8582 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2018

  20. The tarnish on this silver dollar.

    8581 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2018

  21. The date of Dr. Stephen Strange's car accident is Feb. 2nd, also known as Groundhog Day. "Groundhog Day" is a well-known movie starring Bill Murray that is also known for using time loops as part of the narrative.

    8581 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2018

  22. Kuwait accidentally plays the fake Kazakhstan national anthem from Borat for a Kazakh athlete during medal ceremony

    8580 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2018

  23. My new best friend, Mil (Luxembourgish name). Look at him! Now, for real, LOOK AT HIM!!!♥️

    8580 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2018

  24. How many more Marco?

    8580 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2018

  25. Nice guy tells me he jerked off to my picture, proceeds to tell me I look like a man.

    8578 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2018

  26. Wraps around his arm, but here's a typewriter that I (Brookelyn Kelly) did at Permanent Record in Salt Lake City, UT.

    8577 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2018

  27. How to be Jewish

    8574 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2018

  28. Finally a Car Salesman I can trust!

    8573 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2018

  29. Second comment seems slightly strange

    8572 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2018

  30. This is clearly a dolphin, right guys?

    8571 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2018

  31. Keanu Reeves makes GIFs [x-post /r/KeanuBeingAwesome]

    8569 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2018

  32. meirl

    8569 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2018

  33. Birdytaps

    8566 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2018

  34. I've installed the fan boss

    8565 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2018

  35. Hype music?

    8564 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2018

  36. Anon is a hero

    8564 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2018

  37. Took my corgi to a local winery

    8564 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2018

  38. Help me! I'm stuck

    8563 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2018

  39. A father’s reaction to the Florida shooting

    8562 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2018

  40. Mans misses his brother

    8562 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2018

  41. Thousand-hand Bodhisattva

    8562 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2018

  42. After Columbine, thousands of schools hired police officers in case a school shooting happened. Two decades later, they haven't stopped a *single* school shooting. Instead they've arrested over 1 million kids, mostly students of color, for routine behavior violations.

    8560 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2018

  43. There’s a cat in my car. I have cat. This one is not my cat.

    8560 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2018

  44. She kind of had it coming with this one...

    8558 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2018

  45. Jerk Wings from Hell

    8558 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2018

  46. Show's over, let's get back to my seat, ohh...

    8557 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2018

  47. Spicy format. Bound to cause endless popcorn threads. Invest! Invest!

    8557 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2018

  48. Update on the "That's my fuckin tit, bitch!" Girl!

    8555 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2018

  49. This spice section in Egypt has Fruit Loops

    8554 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2018

  50. TIL: In Canada it is illegal to pretend to practice witchcraft. However, completely legal to practice witchcraft.

    8552 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2018

  51. Carlton would have kept dancing too.

    8550 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2018

  52. TIL Two babies were switched at birth, one family was rich and the other poor, the rich couple's biological baby became a truck driver and the poor couple's biological baby became a CEO of a company

    8550 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2018

  53. This cup of fat looks like a frothy, cold beer. I’m going to leave it out at a party this weekend. I’ll report back.

    8549 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2018

  54. So meowch truth

    8548 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2018

  55. That interior

    8547 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2018

  56. TIFU by letting my sister game

    8544 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2018

  57. TIL that Susan B. Anthony's father withdrew her from a school that would not allow her to learn long division as boys did.

    8543 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2018

  58. What foods are just delivery systems for other foods?

    8539 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2018

  59. I want this Flower.

    8538 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2018

  60. when you realize the roidprequel meme format probably originates from Ben swolo

    8538 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2018

  61. Trump Blocks Release of Democratic Memo on Russian Probe

    8537 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2018

  62. Spiky Taps.

    8535 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2018

  63. Ever Kahoot game starter pack

    8533 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2018

  64. Policemen of reddit, what's the dumbest way a criminal tried to get away from you?

    8533 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2018

  65. What is the creepiest historical fact you know?

    8530 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2018

  66. I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants.

    8525 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2018

  67. The Art of War by Sun Tsu is more about life than it is about War.

    8525 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2018

  68. This is a closed set.

    8524 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2018

  69. This Dominos has a step so kids can watch pizza being made.

    8521 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2018

  70. Dog heaven

    8521 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2018

  71. You've heard of Qui Gone Gym, now meet C3P BRO

    8519 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2018

  72. Little Soldier Boy

    8519 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2018

  73. A place where I want to spend the whole day

    8518 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2018

  74. I need a phone holster that will get me accidentally shot by a cop.

    8518 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2018

  75. Margaret Hamilton standing next to the navigation software that she and her MIT team produced for the Apollo Project. 1969.

    8516 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2018

  76. Man has a schizophrenic episode and films it while it is happening. Crazy view into how hard it really is to live with this.

    8516 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2018

  77. Skier lost in New York doesn’t know how he got to California

    8515 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2018

  78. Time to panic -- we have MAYBE a dozen turns left before Elon Musk achieves a Science Victory.

    8513 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2018

  79. 🎣 for compliments

    8513 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2018

  80. The Truth about Mark Hamill

    8513 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2018

  81. A pretty reasonable solution

    8511 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2018

  82. Brushy Brushy

    8511 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2018

  83. Cheesy triceratop

    8509 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2018

  84. What stage of capitalism is this?

    8509 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2018

  85. LPT: Netflix has a streaming "show" to assist with 4k/UHD video calibration, as well as Surround Sound speaker tones to ensure your home theater setup is working as desired

    8505 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2018

  86. I don’t know if my mum read the caption on my profile pic

    8504 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2018

  87. I sent a picture with the echo effect; my sister opened iMessage before the image had downloaded

    8504 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2018

  88. Best friends

    8503 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2018

  89. When your pod lands on wrong planet

    8503 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2018

  90. Embrace it

    8501 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2018

  91. [WP] You are the king, after your daughter was kidnapped by a dragon you offered the standard reward to whoever rescued her. You weren't expecting a different dragon to rescue her.

    8500 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2018

  92. You give me a poor raise and bonus i take away annual 300K dollars of business from you

    8500 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2018

  93. Saudi Arabian teens have a new trend of changing tires while on the car's side. While driving.

    8499 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2018

  94. The resemblance is eggstraordinary!

    8499 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2018

  95. Donald Trump acknowledges Russia's 'anti-US campaign' in unprecedented statement: "'Russia started their anti-US campaign in 2014, long before I announced that I would run for President,' Mr Trump writes"

    8499 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2018

  96. Sausage

    8497 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2018

  97. 5th graders are giving up their Valentine's Day party and donating it to kids with life-threatening illnesses

    8495 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2018

  98. A Koosh Ball Popped, So This Happened

    8494 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2018

  99. Floor Mural

    8494 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2018

  100. Nap time

    8492 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2018