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  1. If someone else caused you as much trouble as you cause yourself by procrastinating, that person would be your sworn enemy.

    1322 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2018

  2. TIL that a wild western gorilla in the remote Congolese forest was observed using a stick to test water depth before crossing a pool of water and then used the same stick as a walking stick whilst crossing the pool. Another gorilla was observed using a tree trunk as a bridge to cross a deep swamp.

    1322 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2018

  3. The Tragedy of Loki of Asgard: a remake

    1322 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2018

  4. Charles V eventually partitioned his possessions because it was too much to rule them all. What kinds of struggles led him to this decision?

    1322 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2018

  5. "Road to Monument Valley"

    1322 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2018

  6. $1 coin in the bottom of a Carmex lip balm

    1322 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2018

  7. “When most people go out and get a pet they get a cute kitten or puppy. You come home with a geriatric obese bloodthirsty squirrel” Id like to introduce Alan, the best decision I ever made.❤️

    1322 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2018

  8. s̵en͏́d͘͝͡ h͢͜҉e̕͞͡l̨p̀͟ h̷̵e͞͏̢̀͏ ̢͘̕i̷̕͡͏s̸̢̛͝ ̵̴̧́ç̕͘͟ǫ̸̀͠m̶̡͜͡ì̢̡͘͢ǹ͡g̨̧͡

    1322 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2018

  9. Co-main event winner with the victory dance and receives an ovation from the crowd

    1322 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2018

  10. LPT: Whoever said there is no need to say thank you between family or friends, is an idiot. Say thank you even more pointedly to your loved ones, because they are the ones who deserve it most.

    1322 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2018

  11. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

    1322 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2018

  12. Hey everyone, meet Gus.

    1321 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2018

  13. Next up on Ridiculously Impractical Nails:

    1321 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2018

  14. CNC fail

    1321 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2018

  15. MFW I shave with a non-electric razor for the first time in two decades.

    1321 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2018

  16. Playing TF2 when I saw this in the kill feed.

    1321 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2018

  17. Sagwa does this whenever one of us bends over. Bonus: the girl in the picture was lint rolling her sweater to get rid of Sagwa's hair all over it.

    1321 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2018

  18. quack ahead

    1321 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2018

  19. Just a little humor for the day to change the pace from all the I.D. requests. You guys rock!

    1321 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2018

  20. Harmonika

    1321 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2018

  21. IAmA 31M with Kleine-Levin Syndrome (KLS) aka Sleeping Beauty Syndrome. I sometimes sleep for months at a time. AMA.

    1321 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2018

  22. Metallica's James Hetfield turns over 1,000 acres of open space to Marin Agricultural Land Trust

    1321 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2018

  23. Schaise was ist pasirt

    1321 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2018

  24. WELL DONE.

    1321 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2018

  25. Not even 30 seconds after my friend mentioning "Hey this is the place where everyone likes to do their backflips at" this guy comes along.

    1321 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2018

  26. [Groundhog Day] Ned Ryerson is the devil, and he imprisons Phil Conners in the time loop when Phil refuses to purchase Ned's insurance. The only way Phil escapes is by finally agreeing to buy it.

    1321 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2018

  27. LightsaBEAR

    1321 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2018

  28. Larry Nance Jr recreating his father Larry Nance Sr's dunk from 1984.

    1321 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2018

  29. Innocent man faces up to 10 years in prison for fighting back against cop who began to beat him unprovoked

    1321 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2018

  30. Woman can't contain herself while browsing religious website from 1999.

    1321 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2018

  31. Bail Organa: A Star Wars Story (2019)

    1321 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2018

  32. Why did Richard Nixon create OSHA? What was there before OSHA?

    1321 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2018

  33. The greatest life hack of all time

    1321 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2018

  34. Alternative Shadow of the Colossus title

    1321 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2018

  35. Our association decided to chop down this Metasequoia glyptostroboides today without notifying the neighborhood. We loved her very much & she will be missed.

    1320 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2018

  36. MRW the circle is far away but I'm still looting houses, but then I hear someone steal my vehicle and speed off.

    1320 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2018

  37. Damn 2 for 1

    1320 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2018

  38. The secret is out.

    1320 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2018

  39. Willam showing me why I love Willam

    1320 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2018

  40. Try to trip me? Enjoy a sore leg.

    1320 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2018

  41. A nice Valentines poem for all ya'll single Cod players out there.

    1320 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2018

  42. Why did she hold it while lighting it?

    1320 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2018

  43. Wholesome

    1320 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2018

  44. Celeste, and a big 🖕🏾to everybody here

    1320 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2018

  45. One of us

    1320 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2018

  46. Gamercaust

    1320 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2018

  47. PUBG Daily Peak users has fallen by about 600k since the beginning of February.

    1320 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2018

  48. People Forgot What Janet Said a Month Ago...

    1320 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2018

  49. For my British sisters

    1320 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2018

  50. Lirik explains why he likes Kingdom Come

    1320 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2018

  51. Siberian larpers

    1320 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2018

  52. When you realize you're now an official Prequel character instead of Sequel Scum

    1320 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2018

  53. Gananoque, Ontario (credit: @dirtandglass on Instagram)

    1320 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2018

  54. The game has officially passed 2 million units shipped! Record high for a DBZ game.

    1320 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2018

  55. In BB Vince Gilligan used colour to represent what stage the characters where at on their journey in the show. The closer Walt gets to Gus and the stronger his ties to blue meth become the more blue he begins to wear. This image is Walt’s first day at the lab gus made for him to make blue meth.

    1320 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2018

  56. HMF while I use the treadmill

    1320 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2018

  57. Vad gör svenskarna på helgerna?

    1320 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2018

  58. Instagram

    1320 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2018

  59. What is a plotline you've always wanted to run, but you don't think your players will be into it?

    1320 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2018

  60. Hi! It’s Duo! I have short term memory loss!

    1320 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2018

  61. Never forget the sacrifice of those brave Americans who are ground up and made into hotdogs

    1319 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2018

  62. Meet the Philosophers Who Give 'The Good Place' Its Scholarly Bona Fides

    1319 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2018

  63. Another victim of Feminism

    1319 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2018

  64. Let's pay respect for the coach with the biggest balls in the NFL

    1319 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2018

  65. chicken & egg

    1319 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2018

  66. Wrong turn dummy: Elon Musk's Tesla Roadster heads off course towards asteroid belt

    1319 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2018

  67. P-51s in formation filmed from B-17 Tail Gunner position

    1319 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2018

  68. New addition over at the race tracks

    1319 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2018

  69. I never even played Pokemon Go, but I miss it

    1319 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2018

  70. Drunken Florida Man lets iguana take wheel while he takes nap

    1319 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2018

  71. Team Player

    1319 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2018

  72. There are 2 types of people

    1319 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2018

  73. High School Coach Ignored boys screams as he was being Raped

    1319 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2018

  74. Player made this DM screen for me - I've been leading a group of 11-13 yr olds on their first crawl. Its been a great time so far!

    1319 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2018

  75. 1970 McLaren M7D Alfa Romeo

    1319 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2018

  76. Dorm rooms don’t have space for a night stand, so I made a multi-dock that fits on my bed post.

    1319 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2018

  77. So many dings

    1319 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2018

  78. Sleeping Beauty

    1319 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2018

  79. Solo Trailer But With "I'm Han Solo" From The Star Wars Kinect Soundtrack

    1319 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2018

  80. When she keeps talkin and won't chakra the fuck up

    1319 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2018

  81. Trevon James, legendary BitConnect scammer gets caught trying to cheat on Steemit, by up-voting shit on a fake account to make money... has this guy ever done anything honest in his entire life?

    1318 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2018

  82. An insecure newly divorced woman posts memes like this all the time now

    1318 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2018

  83. I think the guy on the right may be related to Kiba.

    1318 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2018

  84. This can't be a good thing

    1318 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2018

  85. When you're sick and tired of unrealistic body standards in advertising

    1318 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2018

  86. Nusha with her bone

    1318 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2018

  87. “I Promise I wont murder you”

    1318 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2018

  88. After all these years of evolution, it's amazing that we, as humans, still manage to bite our own tongues.

    1318 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2018

  89. Zoom-In

    1318 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2018

  90. love is a dong that never ends

    1318 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2018

  91. Just Monika by LeoFoxArt

    1318 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2018

  92. Got my first piece and thought you all would like it

    1318 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2018

  93. We have a window over our sofa that looks out onto the driveway. My favorite view every time I pull in.

    1318 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2018

  94. My housemate just got his wedding photos back and this was easily the best one

    1318 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2018

  95. People who have woken up screaming, what was your dream about?

    1318 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2018

  96. Rare photo of an F-14 over Lebanon in 1983. Shortly after the attack on U.S. and French service members. [960×759]

    1318 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2018

  97. OH SHIT!

    1318 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2018

  98. T-Shirt Logo Mystery Solved

    1318 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2018

  99. BTC on trial today in San Diego

    1318 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2018

  100. Learning about memes in college when suddenly...

    1317 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2018