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  1. Working at a coffee shop, last customer of the day for me comes in, me: “Hello There” him: “Ahh General Kenobi” MFW

    3310 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2018

  2. You've heard of Emperor Palprotein. Now geat ready for Admiral Squatbar and the bros.

    3310 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2018

  3. I mistakenly crouched instead of rolling, teostra still missed me somehow

    3309 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2018

  4. The tides have turned brenda

    3309 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2018

  5. Take this round earthers

    3309 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2018

  6. Its not a story the bounty hunters would tell you

    3309 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2018

  7. A wallpaper for you, my Switch friends.

    3309 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2018

  8. I see your Kelly Kapowski, and give you Kelly Lebrock (1985).

    3308 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2018

  9. strangely accurate

    3308 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2018

  10. Found this amazing cartoon on twitter.

    3308 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2018

  11. IMF Warns Trump's Tax Overhaul Could Fuel a Global ‘Race to the Bottom’

    3307 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2018

  12. Gordon Ramsay's Crispy Pancakes

    3307 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2018

  13. Your guide to buying a GPU.

    3307 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2018

  14. Oops.

    3307 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2018

  15. Cumulus cloud loaf

    3307 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2018

  16. I'm a railing meow

    3306 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2018

  17. Yacht Club Games retweeted my suggestion for a Shovel Knight / MHW Crossover! The Shovel Mail!

    3306 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2018

  18. Kitty paws

    3306 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2018

  19. [WP] you are starting to get really sick of your cat always getting in your way and knocking stuff out of your hand. Little do you know you're wife is constantly trying to kill you with traps and poison and the cats saving your life.

    3306 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2018

  20. Most young adults keep in touch with potential ‘back burner’ partners (people they are romantically or sexually interested in) — even if they’re not single, finds new research.

    3305 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2018

  21. Roses are red, Foxes are vermin

    3305 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2018

  22. A valid point

    3305 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2018

  23. 3D Reuleaux Triangle?

    3305 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2018

  24. I drew the BoTW map by hand (and added some decoration digitally) [OC]

    3305 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2018

  25. Marketing at its finest!

    3305 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2018

  26. That spelling though.

    3304 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2018

  27. Even what doesn’t happen is epic: Chinese SciFi

    3304 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2018

  28. 8/10 recovery

    3304 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2018

  29. 5-Starman

    3304 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2018

  30. Blurred out the interviewee, boss.

    3304 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2018

  31. The Walking Dead is no longer in top 250 on IMDB

    3303 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2018

  32. Step Away Elon, Robert did it first.

    3303 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2018

  33. Monster Hunter World - Videogamedunkey

    3303 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2018

  34. Made a Mississippi pot roast, shredded it and put it on an onion roll covered in cheese whizz for a religious experience.

    3302 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2018

  35. Interesting tattoos

    3302 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2018

  36. I found the best way to use a fully stacked M416...

    3302 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2018

  37. TIL that Norway has the won the most gold medals in winter Olympic history and is the only nation to have at least 100 medals of each gold, silver, and bronze

    3302 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2018

  38. Seafood in a Wheelbarrow

    3301 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2018

  39. Countries that have metro systems [1280*565]

    3301 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2018

  40. How much the US economy loses to wage theft vs. How much the US economy loses to burglary, larceny, etc.

    3301 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2018

  41. keep your eye on the prize kings

    3301 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2018

  42. My winter hat blends into the carpet

    3301 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2018

  43. Get Me a Scientist!

    3300 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2018

  44. What's the closest you've ever been to dying?

    3300 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2018

  45. Trying a new hairstyle

    3300 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2018

  46. This might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen..

    3300 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2018

  47. The Little Mermaid

    3300 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2018

  48. My 7 year old’s dolphin drawing

    3300 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2018

  49. I've become more powerful than any Jedi has ever dreamed of

    3300 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2018

  50. R.I.P my boy 99 :(

    3299 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2018

  51. Quentin’s sleepy feetsies

    3299 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2018

  52. TIL in Argentina, the seventh son of a couple automatically receives the godfathership of the President to prevent him from turning in to a werewolf

    3299 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2018

  53. Been waiting all week for this.

    3299 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2018

  54. Roses are red. Violets are blue. DELETE. THIS. NEPHEW.

    3299 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2018

  55. Idk how she does it.

    3298 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2018

  56. US nuke dome leak: radioactive waste being poured into ocean

    3298 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2018

  57. The question was "how many people have you slept with?"

    3298 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2018

  58. Iranian Embassy Siege, 1980 [709x967]

    3297 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2018

  59. this gear second animation

    3297 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2018

  60. heck ur lyf

    3297 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2018

  61. Bodycam Shows Police Tase Woman That Smashed Up a Taco Bell

    3297 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2018

  62. When you give 110% and its still not enough.

    3297 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2018

  63. Dog gets stuck in rock slide

    3296 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2018

  64. I'm the drummer for a local band and at our last show someone asked me for one of my drumsticks!

    3296 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2018

  65. Madlad caught on camera

    3296 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2018

  66. I'm just gonna sit here, have a little beer, and enjoy the view.

    3296 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2018

  67. Took the flavor out of Flavortown

    3296 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2018

  68. Janky quality, but I'm working on a Marina cosplay!

    3295 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2018

  69. Small QoL Improvement: bring back the pop-up telling you how much of an item you picked up

    3295 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2018

  70. Pie

    3294 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2018

  71. TIL that Neil deGrasse Tyson sent James Cameron a snarky email saying that, at that time of year, in that position in the Atlantic in 1912, when Rose is lying on the piece of driftwood and staring up at the stars, that is not the star field she would have seen.

    3294 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2018

  72. RealBirb

    3294 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2018

  73. HMJB while I lick this iced metal pole.

    3293 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2018

  74. Girlfriend got me an amazing BIFL gift for Valentine's Day. She knows me so well.

    3292 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2018

  75. Trump won’t declassify Democrats memo!

    3292 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2018

  76. "Just a meme"

    3291 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2018

  77. Lil' bun bun mlem

    3291 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2018

  78. ELI5: What is Germany doing differently then America where America is trillions of dollars in debt while Germany has a several billion dollar surplus?

    3291 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2018

  79. [Pro/Chef] Chocolate Easter egg development.

    3290 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2018

  80. 8 Carnitas Bowls, 4 Beef Burrito Bowls, 6 Shrimp Stir Fry and 20 Breakfast Burritos. Recipes in comments

    3290 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2018

  81. This kid is not any taller than 5’0 and looks like the human version of chicken little. He’s 18.

    3290 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2018

  82. Testing out his new wheels

    3290 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2018

  83. General Kenobi has joined the game

    3290 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2018

  84. "I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain" - James Baldwin [1600x1100]

    3290 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2018

  85. He's right. It's a Rule 1 we cannot afford to lose.

    3289 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2018

  86. Stay there, i'll come to you

    3289 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2018

  87. I'm not good, but throwing this impulse grenade made my night

    3289 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2018

  88. Video shows corrections officer shooting inmate through cell door

    3289 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2018

  89. My tattoo is 25 years old and faded. So my daughter brightens the colors with sharpies from time to time

    3289 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2018

  90. Bud Light now owes all of Philadelphia free beer after Eagles Super Bowl win

    3289 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2018

  91. If i fits, I s..whoopsy

    3289 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2018

  92. I'd like to be his customer

    3289 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2018

  93. he's had a long day

    3289 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2018

  94. I really didn't want to eyeball this curve, so I printed a Radius Gauge.

    3288 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2018

  95. Lurkers

    3288 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2018

  96. Only one is plugged in...

    3288 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2018

  97. In Jurassic park, the reason Alan’s head is covering the T. rex foot is because the animators forgot to animate the foot touching the ground

    3288 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2018

  98. So close

    3288 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2018

  99. Stacks on Stacks

    3287 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2018

  100. Somebody show this to the guy in Hawaii

    3287 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2018