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Reddit (Feb 2018)

  1. Request denied.

    27983 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2018

  2. Probably the most time I have ever invested into a pencil drawing. Titled 'Guilt'

    27974 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2018

  3. Rod Salka pounds his chest, then instantly pays for his bravado at the hands of Danny Garcia

    27959 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2018

  4. TIL that Kanye West first started making beats when trying to make a Mario style game about a giant penis

    27955 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2018

  5. Imagine having a job interview the next day

    27937 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2018

  6. 'Bill & Ted' Star Alex Winter Says He Was Sexually Abused as a Child Star

    27926 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2018

  7. New study finds Holstein dairy calves are natural optimists or pessimists, just like us.

    27915 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2018

  8. A free ride with Lyft didn't reduce the number of skipped doctor's appointments among Philly's Medicaid population, according to a study from UPenn. Further, just 85 of 288 people who answered reminder phone calls accepted the rides in the first place.

    27914 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2018

  9. I love my cupholder.

    27913 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2018

  10. I made this bad boy out of my old coffee table.

    27898 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2018

  11. WCGW: at least a couple of things

    27890 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2018

  12. A student at this college drew this on a lab’s chalkboard 3 years ago, and it’s still untouched.

    27883 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2018

  13. Mic officially dropped

    27882 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2018

  14. Don’t think my wife would like this

    27881 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2018

  15. Peeling Off SFX Makeup

    27877 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2018

  16. The bottom of Uma Therman's shoe in Kill Bill flashes across the scene for about 1 second.

    27875 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2018

  17. Static electricity in a freshly-printed stack of paper

    27869 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2018

  18. Im stealing this idea

    27865 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2018

  19. Mom calls son outside for him to find his lost dog from 8 months back. They both lose it.

    27827 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2018

  20. A House of God

    27819 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2018

  21. The Assassination of Julius Caesar by Brutus- 44 BCE

    27818 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2018

  22. Anons Dad buys a truck

    27818 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2018

  23. Roses are red, blasphemy is unholy

    27816 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2018

  24. I'm at the age where all my friends are getting married... for the second time

    27808 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2018

  25. Guy gets knocked out by a sudden tyre

    27797 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2018

  26. From an abusive ex

    27796 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2018

  27. Who the hell designed these and why?

    27796 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2018

  28. Eliminate any competition

    27786 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2018

  29. GOP senators who pushed Trump to ditch Paris deal took over $10 million from big oil

    27781 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2018

  30. The difference between a scary movie and a scary book is that in a movie you see someone elses fears, while reading a book you imagine your own deepest fears

    27779 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2018

  31. Dancing like no one is watching

    27765 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2018

  32. Oh no! Pupper down call 91 bork

    27765 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2018

  33. I bet they also enjoy micro brews

    27754 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2018

  34. Matt is terrible with heavy equipment...

    27745 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2018

  35. I managed to snap the best split second pose of Mr P while he was cleaning his paws.

    27744 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2018

  36. Shopping

    27744 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2018

  37. A pug that hates getting its nails clipped is resigned to Its fate.

    27743 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2018

  38. TFW Putin offers some tea.

    27738 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2018

  39. "I bring weed but no pen to school everyday" starter pack

    27732 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2018

  40. This redditor faked a title for an image of a Down syndrome girl sitting next to the pope. Thing is the post got 107k upvotes

    27715 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2018

  41. This elephant is fucking 🔥🔥🔥

    27715 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2018

  42. Get this man some TP for his bunghole ASAP

    27707 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2018

  43. u even got boobs

    27705 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2018

  44. Behold, it's magic!

    27703 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2018

  45. you got it wrong

    27685 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2018

  46. How Plo Koon could have survived Order 66.

    27677 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2018

  47. Following dad down the stairs

    27676 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2018

  48. 2meirl4meirl

    27666 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2018

  49. Sir. Excuse me sir. [OC]

    27655 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2018

  50. The magical blue water of Plitvice Lakes in Croatia. The water is this color because of the minerals and the micro-organisms in the water. Dams are naturally built by building deposits where water flows quickly. This creates thousands of small waterfalls all around the lake. [2000x1336][OC]

    27649 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2018

  51. My friend's bathroom has a guest book

    27637 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2018

  52. Roses are red, the pope is holy,

    27631 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2018

  53. The Christians Are Being Persecuted and Marginalized, Apparently

    27626 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2018

  54. Amazing pool in Switzerland

    27624 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2018

  55. Be The Batman

    27621 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2018

  56. Surfing on train waves

    27603 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2018

  57. In Watchmen,when Dr. Manhattan confronts Rorschach he blinks several times. Earlier Ozymandias tells Rorschach and Nite Owl that Manhattan's facial twitches are equivalent to him sobbing.

    27598 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2018

  58. ELI5: Why is Denmark (1 silver medal in Winter Olympics history) so terrible at the Winter Olympics, while its Nordic neighbor Norway, has 367 medals all time?

    27593 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2018

  59. aNGrY cRowD FuCKinG MurDeRs DiSablED WoMaN

    27584 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2018

  60. Those damn millenials...

    27582 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2018

  61. Powerwashing a dirty truck

    27581 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2018

  62. Well done, little guy! Well done!

    27578 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2018

  63. To install a ceiling fan properly

    27565 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2018

  64. Real Planets have Curves

    27552 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2018

  65. Did someone say necklace set?

    27539 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2018

  66. Floating flower market, Hendry Hamim, photography, '17

    27536 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2018

  67. Health insurance is key

    27530 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2018

  68. Me irl

    27528 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2018

  69. You came to the wrong neighborhood

    27517 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2018

  70. Oh crap!

    27517 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2018

  71. hmmm

    27505 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2018

  72. Is this allowed?

    27501 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2018

  73. Reddit, what video games have you soft-locked (a savestate in video games where you are placed in an inescapable situation, preventing progress forward in the game, and also preventing backtracking, leaving you stuck in a particular position with no hopes of escaping)?

    27485 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2018

  74. The weedy sea dragon carrying bright pink fertilized eggs is 🔥🔥🔥

    27483 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2018

  75. Terry Crews Implies He’s Being Pressured to Drop His Lawsuit if He Wants to Avoid Problems on ‘The Expendables 4’

    27481 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2018

  76. Just a delicate little shift

    27466 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2018

  77. Verizon to stop honoring FCC restriction on not SIM-locking phones because nothing matters anymore

    27453 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2018

  78. Every time I watch TV

    27444 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2018

  79. My mom was Amish in the 90s. Apparently when this picture was taken she was in trouble with the church for breaking off three engagements.

    27444 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2018

  80. WOW!

    27443 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2018

  81. In Spider-Man: Homecoming Bruce Banner's face is alongside the other "famous scientists" on the wall of Peter Parker's physics class.

    27441 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2018

  82. Yesterday marked the 75th anniversary of the death of Sophie Scholl. An anti-Nazi political activist, she was convicted of high treason after having been found distributing anti-war leaflets at the LMU with her brother, Hans. As a result, they were both executed by guillotine.

    27439 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2018

  83. Roses are red, still searching for an answer

    27424 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2018

  84. Why do we call "#" a hashtag and not pound?

    27421 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2018

  85. TIL a guy made his four-years-old son play San Andreas only to discover that the innocent kid used the Wide Open Sandbox potential to arrest criminals, help firefighters, and drive the wounded to the hospital in an ambulance, refusing to steal any cars or drive recklessly because that would be wrong

    27416 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2018

  86. Philip DeFranco shuts down father who abuses children on YouTube

    27404 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2018

  87. eDucAtiOn SYstEm tAkEs LeG aS pAyMenT

    27398 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2018

  88. Dad's home from work!

    27388 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2018

  89. Someone stop this man!

    27363 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2018

  90. Philippines' Duterte mocks condom use amid skyrocketing HIV rates because "they don't feel good"

    27356 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2018

  91. Debugging

    27325 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2018

  92. New Poster - 'Pacific Rim: Uprising'

    27310 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2018

  93. Yellow Marble...Really?

    27300 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2018

  94. He has to do a spin move to get out of the door...

    27297 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2018

  95. 17th century Dutch fuckboy starterpack

    27296 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2018

  96. I had to bribe the school photographer to let me do this my senior year.

    27293 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2018

  97. I would love to see him ref in the World Cup

    27283 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2018

  98. ( -_-) (°o° )

    27276 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2018

  99. They grow up so fast [OC]

    27259 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2018

  100. One of my neighbors cleared the snow and packed ice off my driveway when I was recovering from back surgery. I didn’t know who did it so I posted the orange sign “Thank you, Snow Angel!” The next morning I saw the response. I still don’t know who did it.

    27258 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2018